I just saw an ad for "Bigger Breast Cream".
I don't understand life.

It just goes to show you that the vast majority of people are extremely stupid.  It makes me embarrassed to be called a human.  Oh yeah!  Spread this cream on your breasts and they'll increase in size at least 27%!  Or how about you put this belt around your fat stomach and hit the button, and you'll magically lose weight in less than 30 days?  Or how about this?  Pay is $999 and we'll show you a way to make HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of dollars overnight!?  The stupidity of the general population is incredible to me.

There are literally hundreds of sites just like this.  They use an incredibly primitive and outdated algorithm from the 1990's.  It's basically just like pulling a number out of your ass and putting a $ sign in front of it.  They make money from ad revenue and every idiot website owner that says "oh look, my site is worth $X,XXX!" and links to it, thereby bringing free people to the website and generating revenue for the owner of the website valuer.

Case in point, according to this site, a website that I started years ago and never did anything with is worth $6,210:

http://www.webpricerr.com/show.php?url=htt...indgroomers.com

I just registered this domain name, threw up a basic HTML template, and let it sit for 3 years.  If that's all it took to make a $6k website, I'd be a billionaire by now.

I've always preferred the company of females and have had mostly female friends in real life.  The only downside to this is the misunderstandings.  People always think you're "going out" and they look at you differently.  What's worse is when the girl tries to make it into something like that.  Since I'm not interested in that sort of thing and it makes it VERY awkward afterwards, I've lost a few friends that way.  It really sucks.  So I try talking to the girl after we've been friends for a while about the fact that I'm not interested in that sort of thing, then she either thinks I'm gay and "just in the closet" or just a social outcast and doesn't want to be around me anymore.  

Now that I'm an adult it's even worse because many women my age are either married or have boyfriends, and they never understand their wives/girlfriends having another guy around that's just a friend.  It's all just a complete and total mess. I've pretty much given up on RL friends.

Well seeing as I just had a sex change and grew a pair of wings, I think I'd be out of it for a while.  But after I recovered from the shock, I suppose I'd try to do a sonic rainboom.

I'm sorry, but who the heck is lizzie?  It's been a while since I've watched LBT, but it hasn't been THAT long I don't think. :huh:

There are several reasons your computer could be so slow.  None of them are good.  There are more possible causes than what I list here, but the top one's are probably:

1.  Some idiot there decided to give your computer a "tuneup" and messed things up.
2.  They did the wrong procedure on your computer because they got it mixed up with someone else's
3.  Some dishonest shops will take your original good hard drive and replace it with a failing hard drive.  They copy all the information EXACTLY as it was.  With a pair of USB 3.0 docks, it can be done in less than 2 hours.  I should know I do it all the time (the procedure itself, NOT stealing client's good hard drives).  It's called mirroring.  The bad dying hard drive read/write speed is usually significantly less than a good working drive and can cause severe slowness.
4.  Your computer could have been mistreated while in the shop.  A small amount of physical shock is enough to damage most hard drives.  Check it with this utility:

http://crystalmark.info/software/CrystalDi...fo/index-e.html

It's the simplest and most user-friendly technician level hard drive diagnostic tool available.  

In the future it's best to do the following before taking your computer in for service:

1.  Make sure to shop around for a REPUTABLE shop.  Check reviews on Google, Yelp, YellowPages.com, etc.
2.  Write down the specs on your computer.  Be sure to include processor speed and type (i.e. AMD A10-6800K 4.4Ghz APU), amount of RAM, and hard drive size.  
3.  Open up your computer and visually inspect each component.  Write down serial numbers on the hard drive and look at the brands of your hard drive and RAM.  Take a picture as evidence in case they try swapping parts on you.
4.  Write the specs of your computer on a sticky note along with your name and contact information and put it on your computer.  It acts as a deterrent to would-be thieves if they know that YOU know what your specs are.  It also keeps your contact info right on the computer just in case they lose your contact information.

Man, Minnesota just had some severe flash flooding.  Three people have died so far and over 150,000 people are without electricity right now.  Thankfully it hasn't really affected me and my family other than some possible hail damage to one of our cars.  The important thing is your snake is okay.  Belongings can easily be replaced, but she cannot.

I don't know.  One of the things I like about the series is the main characters are ponies.  I don't want to watch some shallow show with twisted alternate-universe human-hybrid things that resemble the mane 6.  First Princess Twilight and now this.  I think they're running out of ideas here.  As sad as it makes me feel, I think the good days of ponies might be at an end.  The first season was amazing.  The second and third seasons were pretty good too.  But this show is quickly turning into a crap-fest.  I hope it doesn't end like this.

I hope MS pays big for this, just like they're paying big for being such greedy a-holes with Windows 8.

This anti-piracy crap already killed PC gaming.

Well yeah if your sole goal is to pirate games, it's more difficult now (though NOT impossible).  But it's difficult to pirate console games too.  Steam makes it easy to sell your "digital" games.  Just give the new owner your account details.  Make a new account for every game.  Most gamers do this already.  And pirating the stuff is easy as pie if you know what you're doing.  

I have my own code of conduct when it comes to piracy.  I'll gladly pirate something I never would have purchased in the first place.  But I will purchase games even at their ridiculous prices so I don't pirate those.  I don't have a lot of experience in pirating games from Steam and such, but I know it can be done.