The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: Noname on August 28, 2009, 12:14:08 PM
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(http://www.geocities.com/eled4373/myspace/toonces.jpg)
They let the standards for drivers licenses become a little to lax lately...
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They had to give him a license since he passed the tests and was over 18 in cat years.
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Somehow he keeps coming back after going down all those cliffs... nine lives, I guess. :lol:
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Confessions priest: You passed WHAT?
Driving instructor: He was the first one to stop behind the curb! I swore I'd pass the first driver who stopped behind the curb!
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He has the same power that Kenny (from south park) has. He can die, but he always gets better.
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The only annoying part is when he stops the car to lick himself, holding up traffic...
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Bad luck to those driving behind him when he coughs out a hairball.
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He can shift gears using his tail...
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His insurance payments are very very high.
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He can smell whether or not the fuel is regular or premium...
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With his sense of smell, he does not need a GPS to get him where he's going :blink:.
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When the other drivers play chicken with him, he thinks they have an actual bird for him to pounce on... leading to a horrible accident.
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The new getaway man some crooks hired.
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Toonces' owner: Wow! Buying that cat was the best investment I've ever made!
Other guy: I'll say! Who knew that a cat could be a personal chauffeur and... Toonces, look out!
All: AHHH!!!
(Car goes off of cliff)
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Kenny's new pet cat. Both share the same power.
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At night, his eyes act as glowing taillights.