(Inspired by Rat_Lady7's post in the Ducky and Petrie caption)
Ducky: "That President Bush is so stupid, yep yep yep! While he was busy searching Iraq for weapons of mass destruction, little did he know I keep them behind the Thundering Falls! I do, I do!"
Petrie: "You right, Ducky. Me help you hide them. Ducky join Petrie and be like Bonnie and Clyde?"
Ducky: "Do NOT get any ideas, buster! No, no, no!"
Petrie: :cry2