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There wasn't a movie to tie into Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, so I think the chances of there being one tie tie into Dominion are very low at best.

I personally think that Journey of the Brave was just a one-off thing made to piggyback Universal's other dinosaur movie from that time, and that they didn't/still don't have any plans of following up on it in any way.

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General Land Before Time / Re: Most underrated sequels?
« on: May 29, 2021, 04:25:28 AM »
I'd like to second the twelfth movie being underrated; I consider it to be one of the most charming of the sequels and perhaps the funniest movie in the whole tetradecalogy (largely thanks to Guido).

I'm not sure if the fandom's general opinion on The Time of the Great Giving is low enough for it to qualify as "underrated", but I'll mention it here as well because I think it's a sequel that modestly succeeds for different reasons from those of TGDOTF; it has a great premise, decently high stakes and a smidgen of intensity to boot.

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The Fridge / Re: Mokele Mbembe
« on: April 30, 2021, 05:27:46 PM »
Whether or not its existence is plausible - I'm pretty firmly in the camp that believes that mokele-mbembe doesn't exist - I have to say that the basic idea behind the thing; sauropods having survived the K/Pg event and managing to hold on by a single species in the belly of the modern-day Congo Basin; is tantalizing, and a good premise for a story.

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I'd be remiss if I didn't say that the ninth movie didn't introduce a pretty sick breed of sharptooth to the series; of all of the sharptooth species, within the context of the series, I have to say that my favorite is the Liopleurodon.

Honorable mentions go to Tyrannosaurus, owing to a great design (before the art style changed, anyway) and a rolling start with the first movie (its later appearances hold it down, to put things mildly), and Spinosaurus, for no other reason than it being my favorite non-avian theropod outside the series.

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Character Showcase / Re: Archie Showcase - April 2021
« on: April 19, 2021, 01:13:27 AM »
Does no one care about this guy. That's sad. :lfsadface

Archie will always have a tiny place in my heart, at least; he might not be the highlight of his movie, but he's still pretty cool.

Spoiler: ShowHide
He's also the star of my personal favorite reaction image to have come out of the entire series, so bonus points in that regard




1.) Never. Not in a million years.

2.) What I said above is a good summation of what I think of him; he isn't super deep or interesting (his existence brings up the question of what a sea turtle is doing in a mountain cave but that's a question for another time), but he's a cool old guy with a great voice and some fun lines.

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1988 Theatrical Release / TLBT1 on Love in the Time of Chasmosaurs
« on: February 16, 2021, 04:09:32 PM »
I've been waiting for the second of the two articles to be published to share this here; recently, a little over two months ago and just today respectively, Love in the Time of Chasmosaurs - a blog dedicated to the analysis of antiquated works of paleo-art - published a couple of articles on the first The Land Before Time, one giving a review of the movie and the other analyzing its creature designs in the context of them being decades-old, stylized life restorations of prehistoric animals.

The Land Before Time: A Look Back

Vintage Dinosaur Art: The Land Before Time

Given the scope of this forum, I thought I'd share the articles here.

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The Fridge / Re: How you fell in love with dinosaurs
« on: February 14, 2021, 04:28:30 AM »
As much as I want to say that my love of dinosaurs - and prehistoric life in general - was jumpstarted by The Land Before Time or Jurassic Park or Walking with Dinosaurs, to do so would be dishonest.

There are humble beginnings, and there are horrid beginnings.

Spoiler: ShowHide


Not that I cared at the time, I was young and I ate him up; that aside, I believe my first exposure to semi-presentable dinosaurs was through the Imaginext line of dinosaur toys from the early 2000's.

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Character Showcase / Re: Rooter Showcase - February 2021
« on: February 02, 2021, 07:41:53 PM »
I find it hard to come up with a lot to say about Rooter both because he gets so little screen time and because so much about him is clouded in mystery. Regardless, I'll at least try and come up with responses for the two prompts:

1.) Personal thoughts on him and his scene aside (I'll get into that below), I think that it was for the best that the scene was added given that it does provide a bit of welcome recuperation after two back-to-back scenes of savagery/mass destruction and emotional devastation respectively; at the same time, I'll admit that I don't think it flows extremely well with what comes after, given that it is immediately followed by another scene of levity with the baby pterosaurs where Littlefoot isn't any better off emotionally than he was before his talk with Rooter. In that regard, I think it could have been cut out of the movie without much consequence.

That said, I think that the movie is better off with the scene given how powerful it is; dare I say, I find it even stronger on an emotional front than the scene that precedes it.

2.) For as little time as he gets, I do get a character out of Rooter; though he's typically gruff and belligerent and has more likely than not been through some serious stuff throughout his long life, he knows when to let his guard down and impart wisdom and sympathy. Despite his rough edges, he is very likeable; I'm inclined to say that he's one of my favorite characters in the franchise, and I think that, if he was handled well, he would have been a very welcome addition to a sequel or two.

On that note, I think VI would have better if it dropped the Lone Dinosaur and Saurus Rock guff and the focus on the Great Valley and instead focused on Rooter and his backstory with a slight western vibe.

I am wondering is Rooter the narrator or is it a coincidence that their both voiced by the same guy? :thinking

I they just had Rooter be voiced by Pat Hingle because they already had him on board when Rooter was implemented, but I do like the prospect of Rooter doubling as the narrator, even if that idea isn't entirely solid given that he and the narrator's inflections are a little different.

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Character Discussion / Re: Ms. Maia
« on: February 02, 2021, 07:07:12 PM »
I don't see much issue with Mrs. Maia either, for the same reasons others have brought up here; if I were in her shoes in her introductory scene in VI, I probably wouldn't have responded to Ducky's little stunt any more kindly.

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General Land Before Time / Re: First Land Before Time Film
« on: January 08, 2021, 11:07:56 PM »
Though I don't plainly remember what my first LBT movie was, I have reasons to believe that it was - of all of the entries for me to be introduced to the series through - movie 11.

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Character Showcase / Re: Littlefoot's Mother Showcase - January 2021
« on: January 04, 2021, 12:00:52 AM »
I don't think there's much to say about her that hasn't already been said; for as little screen time as she gets, she stands as one of the most memorable characters in the movie and one of the strongest in the whole series.  :MomCompassion

1.) This is an odd case; not only do I not remember crying at the scene of her dying when I first watched it, but I straight-up don't remember the scene from any of my viewings of the movie from when I was little; I definitely pay attention to it whenever I watch the movie now, but still, weird...

2.) The fact that I took a good minute to pause and savor her being mentioned in some capacity in the opening narration of JotB when Universal released the first ten minutes of the movie definitely says something about my stance on this matter; absolutely.

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General Land Before Time / Re: Best Lbt songs
« on: December 31, 2020, 03:25:51 AM »
I'm going to refrain from mentioning a certain choice because it's too obvious even for me  :p

- Best Time (do scrapped songs count?)

- The Circle of Life / Grandma's Lullaby

- Always There

- No One Has To Be Alone

- both versions of Bestest Friends

- Things Change

- Look for the Light


And some honorable mentions for the sequels that didn't get on the list, and runner-up songs from the sequels that did:


II: Peaceful Valley (Eggs in regards to being entertaining, though)

III: Kids Like Us

IV runner-up: It Takes All Sorts

V runner-up: Big Water (not that I like it, but I like it more than Friends for Dinner)

VI: The Legend of the Lone Dinosaur

VII: Very Important Creature

VIII: Family

IX runner-up: Big Water reprise

X runner-up: Adventuring

XI: Girls and Dads

XII runner-up: One of a Kind

XIII: Yellow Belly Bounce (I know, I know; seriously though, there's something enjoyable there once you look past the fact that yellowbellies are dancing and squeaking over it)

JotB runner-up: Better Off Alone

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General Land Before Time / Re: Score/Rate the sequels
« on: December 31, 2020, 02:59:26 AM »
I've ranked the sequels a bunch of times over in other threads, so I'll do something a little different here and A.) adapt the movies' scores to fit the scale  and B.) exaggerate them a little bit for variety's sake: (e.g. I don't think the 5.5/10 scores I've given TTOTGG and GDOTF reflect the fact that I think they're some of the stronger sequels very well)

The Great Valley Adventure: 2

The Time of the Great Giving: 4

Journey Through the Mists: 5

The Mysterious Island: 2

The Secret of Saurus Rock: 1

The Stone of Cold Fire: 4

The Big Freeze: 3

Journey to Big Water: 1

The Great Longneck Migration: 0

Invasion of the Tinysauruses: 0

The Great Day of the Flyers: 4

The Wisdom of Friends: 0

Journey of the Brave: 3

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1988 Theatrical Release / Re: Changes you would have made to the film
« on: December 28, 2020, 07:04:36 PM »
Though I think the movie is fine as it is - in fact, I personally wouldn't touch very much at all after Sharptooth's introduction - I do think that the first act could have been lifted even further if it took some more time to explore the world that it sets up; a potential scene that comes to mind is of Littlefoot and his family trying to find water after Littlefoot's first encounter with Cera.

Aside from that, that's about it; maybe a scene of Petrie hatching during the opening narration (perhaps as a counter to Cera seeming to be born without fear - maybe the thunder and lightning could send him practically flying out of his egg and he would have to be comforted by his mother, but that might be too comical), a very short scene where Cera first encounters the crownheads in the Mountains that Burn (I like the idea of her saying something that spurs them into attacking her) or giving Littlefoot's grandparents a couple of lines are the only other things I can think of.

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General Land Before Time / Re: LBT and Dink, The Little Dinosaur
« on: December 22, 2020, 04:13:41 PM »
A friend showed me a few episodes of Dink a couple years back; though I can't go off of what I said on it at the time (thank you, Fandom, for completely levelling my message wall :ceramad), what I can say is that I was pretty thoroughly appalled by both of the episodes I watched (one with a character being ostracized by the dinosaur civilians of the Great Value Great Valley and the other, which put me off of watching anything else from the show, about Scat - who, I have to say, I absolutely detested by the end of the episode, the first thing I did after watching it was draw him being eaten - harassing an Iguanodon thing because... I don't plainly remember, something to do with fruits).

The thing that stuck out to me most when watching both episodes, besides the cheap animation and how much of a shameless ripoff of The Land Before Time it came off as, was the sound design - even in the first of the episodes I watched, which had a decently dark tone and wasn't really comedic in anyway, it was laced with ultra-cartoony, zany sound effects that massively detracted from the piece.

What I think is most interesting in the show is less related to how it plagiarized the original LBT movie and how later LBT media may or may not have drawn influence from the show. To give an example: not long after I was shown those two episodes, another user on the site started watching the episodes and took a liking to them, and started posting screenshots and audio clips; though, again, I don't have the original posts on hand anymore because of the site trashing itself, he once pointed out to me that one of the episodes involved the characters playing a game involving running on a log and trying not to fall off, well before 'The Great Log-Running Game' from the TV series was a thing. An eye for an eye, I guess  :PLoofah

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I have no strong feelings on Star Wars either way because I haven't watched any of the movies  :p

Alright, that side, this is the grand finale of the review series; maybe Journey of the Brave will win me over in a way most of the other sequels didn't, who knows.



Eight years after the release of XIII came a surprise; The Land Before Time: Journey of the Brave, a new entry to the series that... you know what, I'm going to keep being blunt, it's a cheap Jurassic World cash-in, nothing more and nothing less. Nothing is going to come after this. But, how does this stand as the belated final entry in the series?



The story has a pretty decent, though derivative premise; Littlefoot's father, Bron, is thrown into peril, and Littlefoot sets off to save him alongside his... unusually begrudging friends; friends that he struggles to keep in check before he snaps and decides to leave them. It feels like something of a post-art shift rendition of Journey through the Mists, with the drive to save a family member, some similar rocky desert aesthetic in places and scenes taking place in a cave where Littlefoot only has a friendly, cool character to bounce off of. At the same time, a key story beat - Littlefoot splitting from his friends after an argument between him and Cera - is lifted directly from the first movie. The execution of the rehashed ideas is mixed; outside of a few passable but by no means great scenes involving some very unique sharpteeth, it isn't all that great, the movie has a heaping helping of scenes that contribute to absolutely nothing (cough cough the diggers cough cough) and there are some very stupid and annoying scenes in the first half of the movie, but the pacing is decent, and a few of the more emotional scenes are decent - particularly those conveyed by the new character Etta, like her retelling of how Bron was endangered and her guiding Littlefoot to him at the Fire Mountain. The songs are split right down the middle - you have the terrible 'Hot and Stinky', the middling 'Today's the Day', the okay 'Better Off Alone' (which comes off as a better version of 'On Your Own' from VI, jeez even the songs are recycled) and the great 'Look for the Light'.



Once again, I feel inclined to outright ignore Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike, because they are as bland as usual in Journey of the Brave - with an extra layer of them being bizarrely disinterested in saving Bron, who is frankly a blank slate - but Littlefoot, surprisingly, is anything but. Whereas most of the sequels before now have played up his positive traits; his kindness and his braveness; this one actually goes in the direction of showing him more like how he was in the first movie by juxtaposing those traits with his flaws (which, if I recall correctly, only really reared their heads in the first movie!) of being determined to the point of exhausting and enraging his friends and even being a little quick-tempered - his friends are slowing him down while he's on a mission to save his father, can you really blame him? All in all, Littlefoot's portrayal is a hightlight of the movie and an unbelievably refreshing change of pace from him being a bland-as-sand nicey-boy in most of the other sequels and especially welcome in lieu of his weird, annoying psychopath portrayal in the last movie. As for the new voice actors for established characters, they generally work: the narrator does a good job, Littlefoot's new voice fits the character well and Daddy Topps' new voice actor is decent, but I don't like Grandpa's new VA that much.

Also, Chomper and Ruby are here. They're literally just there to establish continuity with the garbage TV series. The world would be a better place if they weren't in the movie, but at least Chomper's voice actor does a really good job in his role.

The new characters are two in number and opposites in terms of quality. On one hand, Etta is a really fun new character with a great song, a great voice, some smirk-worthy jokes and some decent solemn moments. On the other hand, Wild Arms is kind of like a less annoying yellowbelly; he isn't really all that funny (his best scene, if you can even call it that, is him flaunting his superior grace and agility), but he isn't extremely annoying, and his biggest flaw is really that he comes off as really cold in a few scenes, most notably when Littlefoot asks him to help him find his father. As for the sharpteeth, the the featherheads are actually pretty cool; on the other hand, the Carnotaurus is overhyped and kind of lame, the only thing going for it is its design and blatantly Jurassic Park-ripped sound effects.



The animation has, once again, dipped in quality; it is a whole lot choppier than in the previous movies, and the movements are often really weird-looking. Same deal with the art; the character art in particular looks messier and less solid than usual. The backgrounds are good-looking, though, and convey a nice southwestern United States desert aesthetic. At the very least, the sharptooth designs are really strong - they are decent stylizations of Carnotaurus and Yutyrannus (wait, what do you mean the featherheads are supposed to be Allosaurus!?).



What score I would give the movie boiled down to one question: did I think this was better than, worse than or on par with The Land Before Time VIII: The Big Freeze? As I write this, and with my answer to this question in mind, my score is identical to that of that movie: a 5/10. It's better to end on a mediocre note than an abysmal note, I guess.

So, that is The Land Before Time fourteenology; honestly, I feel like it peaked at Journey through the Mists, lost its soul with The Mysterious Island, tried to end with The Great Longneck Migration and veered off into a pile of nothing after the fact. If I return to the series, it will probably only be to the first four movies - maybe VII and XII, too.

The series lost its way with each passing day. It went too far and threw everything away.



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  • (in response to how I closed the XIII review) Alright, cynicism aside, the next movie is the only TLBT movie that I actually anticipated; the copy I have is the same one I picked up at Walmart on the day of its release.
  • Meanwhile, on Victoria Island in Arctic Canada...
  • barely a minute in and Smasher (=the gray T. rex from X) gets destroyed by a Stegosaurus, tearing apart his family and presumably leaving a bunch of baby Tyrannosaurus orphaned
  • Ducky has new siblings on the way; I guess Mama Swimmer's Stegosaurus significant other is still around.

    The song is a decent way of reintroducing all of the characters.
  • So, uh... why are these baby saurolophi here in the first place, other than to be cute?
  • It feels... wrong to not hear Kenneth Mars' voice come out of Grandpa.
  • A new term has been invented! "Ice" (10+ XP for Grandma Longneck)
  • What is it with creatures in this world and not wanting to help dinosaurs out of certain death?
  • Bron is strong, yes, but not wise.
  • the voice actors that have been retained from the older sequels sound pretty much exactly like they did in XII.
  • Petrie lives in a tree, apparently; Littlefoot point-blank says that Petrie is scared of everything.
  • For once, Spike eating actually leads to good things happening... okay, yes, the good thing is in the form of stinkweed so noxious that it makes Ducky's nostrils vanish, but still.
  • For once, the kids decide to exploit sharpteeth's strong senses of smell.
  • Extensively feathered large theropods? In my Universal dinosaur movie!?
  • so, the kids stop to drink, and then Spike stupidly starts eating his own cloak, and then Littlefoot falls in because of Spike's stupidity and the rest of the kids' brains turn to goo and make them think that Littlefoot is intentionally swimming in the pond
  • Fast-acting water; the yutyrannuses immediately smell the kids after they start swimming.
  • there is a strange-looking panning shot that uses CGI where the gang barely even change perspective even though the shot itself does
  • I'm not going to fault the featherheads because A.) that's a pretty steep slope and B.) I don't think the pale one could have seen the rope trick coming.
  • they're honestly a little scarier than usual sequel sharpteeth for as weird as their designs are in places; at the same time, the kids seem to be getting sharptooth-handling down to a science.
  • Ruby sounds, and kind of reads as, younger here than she did in he TV series.
  • The young ones have done way worse, Topps.
  • the scene of Littlefoot looking out at the fire mountain is really good, as short as it is.
  • "Chomper only eats bugs!" for now, Ruby... for now...
  • 'On Your Own 2: The Angrying"
  • Cera is still the best singer of the Gang of Five.
  • Post-post-art shift Compsognathus - they are frugivores, they're called "diggers" because they live in burrows.
  • Fiddles are things in this world.
  • alright, there's something mildly amusing about seeing Petrie in a position of power, but this has nothing to do with anything
  • No, the cute end gag of the diggers coronating a bewildered Parasaurolophus immediately after Petrie leaves doesn't make up for all of that wasted time.
  • Etta's retelling of the volcano incident is a lot better than Wild Arms'; it's a lot more dramatic and not tainted by attempts to be funny.
  • "That's my dad. He wouldn't leave anyone behind." Except you, Littlefoot.
  • I think this is the only time that they've gotten a musical artist on board for a movie and given them room to flex their singing muscles; suffice to say that Reba is flexing, the song is really good.
  • Bovus (the horned sharptooth, one last pet name for the road) barely does anything, why do people think he's so competent and one of the ultimate sharpteeth?
  • Littlefoot and Etta are the only interesting characters here; everyone else is either one-note or kind of annoying.
  • okay, Bovus is back; he threatens to be a threat for a few seconds

    ...because of Wild Arms, he almost gets everyone killed, and they're only saved by some lazy rainbowfaces.
  • It wouldn't have made a difference if Topps, Grandpa and the others didn't follow.
  • I would feel insulted if I were compared to Bron.
  • well that ended suddenly.

    Apparently Littlefoot and his friends will always be together until the end of their days, even though Chomper and Ruby are going to leave once Red Claw is out of the picture...
  • There were three animation studios behind this, and I don't think they're the same ones behind the other sequels: Animation Studio Co., Brilliant Animation Studios and Tycoon Animation.



Before I cap this off, I'll provide some average scores that paint how I ultimately feel about the series as a whole:

The first four movies (1 - 4): 6.25/10

The first three sequels (2 - 4): 5.3/10

The pre-art shift sequels (2 - 6): 4.8/10

The later sequels (5 - JotB): 3.9/10

The post-art shift sequels (7 - JotB): 3.8/10

The sequels in general (2 - JotB): 4.2/10

The series as a whole (1 - JotB): 4.5/10

I think the series is bad as a whole (I must stress that I don't think it's terrible as a whole by any means; it's not that far from being middling in my book) but I still consider myself a fan; I'm sure that says something about me, but I'm not quite sure what.

Anyway, that's that - hopefully you all enjoyed this series of reviews, and if you didn't, hopefully I at least brought up a few interesting things in my notes. Goodbye for now  :)littlefoot

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 :bestsharptooth :doofahCringe



I want to preface by saying that this is not the worst thing I've ever seen. I'm inclined to say that I've seen worse - Ice Age: Collision Course, a few episodes of Jurassic Fight Club, Clash of the Dinosaurs as a whole, Dingo Pictures' PlayStation 2 classic Dinosaur Adventure - but that doesn't mean that this isn't a frothing pile of Apatosaurus feces.



I'm going to start off by giving a list of the things I liked, or at least didn't strongly dislike:

  • Two of the songs aren't actually bad: "Yellow Belly Bounce" is catchy with a nice beat and instrumentals and "How Do You Know?", though it has weak lyrics and is generally forgettable, at least sounds nice and has decent-enough messages of listening to your gut and understanding that not everyone sees the world in the same way as you do (that are bogged down by how the movie itself handles these messages).
  • The very opening of Grandma narrowly avoiding death and Littlefoot having a nightmare over what could have happened is actually pretty decent, and a strong way to set up the story.
  • The animation and art are generally not terrible - they dip into TV series quality every once in a while, but it's generally only a little worse than in XII, and there are ever-so-brief moments where the animation quality and fluidity soar.
  • One joke: Cera baiting Littlefoot into listening to her, all while she has this weird seductive look on her face, and screaming "don't ever wake me up again!". Littlefoot's response to this is particularly priceless

Alright, positives out of the way, let's get to the story.



Alright, stop me if you've heard this one before: the main characters are thrust into a situation where A.) they must find a valley filled with food where they are stalked by sharpteeth that are seemingly but not actually dead, B.) where they go past a rock that looks like a certain species, C.) have a false alarm where they think they've found the valley before the "valley" is ruthlessly devoured and they realize it isn't the valley, D.) they end up in a dangerous situation where their group is split up and E.) they defeat the sharpteeth once and for all by forcing them off of a cliff before they find the valley. Because you have probably picked up on what the plot is copying by now, I will not even elaborate because I trust you, the reader, much more than those behind this movie trusted their audience. The new elements are generally very poor; in particular, the attempts at working the idea of "wisdoms" (survival knowledge passed from a guardian to a child) into the story are clumsy and irritating and, past the above example, the comedy ranges from ineffective to downright noxious. Even a could-have-been decent message is undermined by the characters that are used to convey it (they'll be described further down) being, er, the way they are; and, well, the less said about the sharptooth scenes, the better, more on them later as well. The song 'Say So' is on par with 'Imaginary Friend' in terms of sheer dreadfulness.



Most of the returning characters, including all of the members of Littlefoot's posse but the longneck himself, are their typical one-dimensional Grosvenor selves (even though this isn't a Grosvenor TLBT movie, their characterizations regrettably live on), though run through a mild stupidity filter. However, Littlefoot himself is an exception: on edge after nearly killing his grandmother, his main role in the movie is to spew "wisdoms" at other characters and patronize a flock of creatures that have existed without him just fine, which is annoying and frankly kind of frustrating. However, much more oddly and disturbingly is how his attitude during the two sharptooth scenes; in the first instance, he and his friends incapacitate them by burying them alive with rocks without giving them any chance to escape, and, after their threat to him, his friends and his pastel leeches has been nullified, he keeps crushing them under rocks before running off once they have been completely buried. Though this is something by itself, the climax offers a much better look at his feelings towards sharpteeth in this movie; after forcing the sharpteeth, who were reduced to quivering, terrified shells of themselves before the fact, off of a cliff with his new legion of abominations, instead of simply turning around and checking on everyone, he looks down and makes a joke about their deaths: "what do you know? They're still in a group!" Seeing Littlefoot being so callous after all of these sequels; especially towards creatures that are just animals at the end of the day, and especially if you still think that V's forgotten efforts to humanize sharpteeth hold water; is extremely off-putting, and makes it even harder to like him than just him being annoying did.

I don't think there's anything to say about the yellowbellies that hasn't been said before: they're very, very annoying, they make obnoxious noises, they have unappealing and inaccurate designs (they're supposed to be Beipiaosaurus but they look like bloated dodos with hands) and they aren't funny in any way. They don't even get being stupid right; at least 70% of their "stupidity" is just them forgetting things and failing to pay attention to things being said right in front of their bulbous faces. Foobie is probably the most tolerable of all of them and Doofah is effortlessly the worst character in the entire franchise. At the very least, I will admit that I see some of their appeal, especially thanks to their song - they are beings of pure hedonism that live their whole lives dancing, singing, sleeping and eating that don't ever bother to think of the future - not that I think that they're redeemable myself, but I see where some can like them.

If not for the reasons mentioned above while describing Littlefoot, the sharpteeth would be no more or less remarkable than the Tyrannosaurus trio from X or the raptors from XI; they're slow, they're stupid and they're generally lame. The only way they stand out among the rest is that, because of the aforementioned reasons, they are sympathetic, and easily the most empathetic characters in the movie - heck, I have a hunch that even the animators/artists thought this way, with some of the expressions they gave the poor things. (Fig. A, Fig. B and Fig. C - why yes, the image titles are alluding to pet names I've given the things)



Speaking of the art and animation, though I have said before that it isn't particularly bad, it is yet another downgrade from the previous movie. The animation looks like a hybrid between XII and some of the more competently-animated episodes of the TV series; it's riddled with coloring errors and movements are choppier and a little jankier than last time. The art is also a bit of a downgrade; the colors are duller than usual, the backgrounds are either TV series-looking Great Valley scenery or boring, bland deserts and none of the new designs look good - the sharpteeth in particular look like animated versions of the "Baryonyx" that grace Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (given that this movie came out almost 11 years before that movie, maybe the barys there are supposed to be hyper-realistic renditions of the ones here... hmmm).



A lot of people say that this is the worst of the Land Before Time sequels, and I wholeheartedly agree. Though I don't think it's as completely bottom-of-the-barrel-of-media bad as I made it out to be the last couple times I watched it, I still don't think it deserves anything higher than a 1.5/10.

The next movie is a spinoff of the TV series that was made to cash in on Jurassic World years after the series ended with a whimper, great...



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  • have a dumb theory that I made up in a few minutes without much rhyme or reason: TWoF takes place after the TV series, Red Claw was defeated offscreen (either in an epic battle that was too good for the crappy show or by hunger after being abandoned by Screech and Thud), Chomper and Ruby have returned to the Mysterious Beyond and everyone has gotten even flatter and more stale. I know that makes Journey of the Brave take place before this movie, bear with me.

    Either way, come on come on and dance.
  • Meanwhile, in eastern Russia...
  • Cera sounds a little different; higher-pitched and a little more nasally.
  • apparently climbing things is a problem when you're a threehorn; are Dana and Dinah canon?
  • This series is founded in the school of disobeying your parents, but here we have an entire movie of espousing the opposite mindset.
  • the buildup to Loofah is a lot swifter than Guido's buildup was, but the creatures that are built up are infinitely more sinister in this case.
  • Yellowberries are obligate frugivores and have negative-digit IQs.
  • Well, the yellowbellies sure are good at... uh... moving.
  • Loofah and Doofah had to have turned around after they climbed up to this plateau, so that joke's burnt. (context: them mistaking the Great Valley for the Mysterious Beyond - they had to have climbed in the direction facing the Mysterious Beyond after climbing their little plateau from the Great Valley, so they had to have turned back in the direction they just came from to look back at the Great Valley so they could mistake it for the Mysterious Beyond)
  • being taught things and learning in general is an alien concept to yellowbellies
  • mental warfare: give the yellowbellies instructions on how to breathe, let them start suffocating when they forget them and leave them to die from oxygen deprivation
  • The true heroes of the movie enter the picture through Loofah's stupidity.
  • You know, it's really barren out here; are the drought conditions returning?
  • I want to say that they're not even bothering to run, but holy hell, (the sharpteeth are) incapacitated to the point where they can't even escape!
  • and, when they are absolutely no threat, Littlefoot completely buries them alive to the sound of "WOW! HE DID THE HEROIC DEED!" music.
  • disguising yourself as a bush should not be anything resembling a good survival strategy; unless you smell like a bush, anyway, maybe the yellowbellies smell like bushes.
  • Spike bonding with Foobie is weirdly sweet; now that I think about it, was the rationale behind introducing the yellowbellies just to have characters that are generally stupider than Spike?
  • "The yellowbellies got along just fine before they met us." Cera absolutely trashes the plot of the entire movie; in a perfect world, the movie ends there.
  • This is the second time they've used that one specific audio clip of Doofah saying "Stay in a group. Sounds like fun!"
  • Maybe the yellowbellies would have been less annoying if they were way more basal tetrapods and were to the dinosaurs what cattle or other livestock are to people - I say this as the kids wrangle the yellowbellies.
  • The world definitely seems way more barren than usual; of all of the Grosvenor-and-onward sequels to respect the apocalyptic conditions of the original movie...
  • The most advanced plants that exist out here are weeds and short grasses.
  • they reuse stock tree/mountain backgrounds from the TV series/the Great Valley earlier in the movie; it's sparse enough tree cover to not really deflate the drought idea
  • Understanding that different people perceive everything in different ways isn't a bad message, but maybe they shouldn't have conveyed the new world Littlefoot is being shown with a bunch of complete boofballs.
  • Someone got paid to smear this weird, terrible-looking dot effect all over these otherwise-passable backgrounds.
  • Real talk: with how slow the yellowbellies are, it's astounding that (the sharpteeth) can't catch them.
  • These are regular post-art shift trashy lame sharpteeth (refer to Waalek (err, this wonderful fellow  :bestsharptooth) letting Littlefoot run under his legs), but they're easy to root for because of how the protagonists are portrayed.
  • Berry Valley was RIGHT OVER THERE

    edit: It looks tiny; a fraction the size of the Great Valley; apparently one having Spike-tier intelligence is makes them worthy of being the Wise One.
  • There's a yellowbelly in the background with a thick, goofy British accent going "Oh-ho! It's berry time! Berry time! Ooooohh!"
  • yes, leave them, I hope the door doesn't slam them on the way out... I hope the Indominus Rex charges in and slaughters the lot of them instead
  • No, Littlefoot, they didn't have wisdoms; they had dumdoms.
  • Ducky admits that she and the others have trouble staying in the Great Valley; yeah, they're never going to improve on that.



Well, that sure was a thing.

With how I chose to describe Journey of the Brave at the end of the review, I'll leave you to decide whether or not I'm going to be keen on it - regardless, there's one movie left to cover and one review left to mirror here. Stay tuned.

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Land Before Time Captions / Re: Littlefoot getting wet
« on: December 02, 2020, 09:24:26 PM »
 :Dducky (offscreen) "It is Nerf or nothing, Littlefoot, it is!"

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This is a bit of a hard topic for me to really put into words, so I'll be succinct; looking at a few select instances of the kids' interactions with sharpteeth (specifically XIII, which has been mentioned here already; poor  :bestsharptooth), I think it's pretty easy (and fun) to paint the darned little ornithodirans in a less-than-flattering light.

1.) I adore the idea that all of the incidents of the kids leading sharpteeth into harm's way/to their deaths have culminated in them being seen by the Mysterious Beyond's resident carnivores as indomitable, grim reaper-like figures that only the bravest, stupidest and most unwitting sharpteeth are unfortunate enough to try and hunt.

2.) Aside from the obvious example of Littlefoot's rage over his mother's death leading him and his friends to assassinate Sharptooth, I think the easiest non-XIII example to bring up is less an example of them doing something and more an example of how they respond to the actions of others: after the sharpteeth in VI are dispatched; right off of the heels of V, their immediate reaction to witnessing the slaughter of creatures they just learned are apparently intellectually equal to themselves is to cheer uproariously.

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C'mon, XIII is not so horrific so anybody would lose their sanity. XD

Who knows, maybe there's someone out there who did snap in the face of the yellowbellies' antics...

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