Bambi Mourning Over His Mother's Death

ImpracticalDino · **on:** October 08, 2019, 11:18:40 PM

There's no Great Valley that can save you now, Bambi.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #1 on:** October 09, 2019, 03:45:34 PM

I think I'd feel kind of guilty making a witty or snarky caption in response to an image like this.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #2 on:** October 09, 2019, 03:53:46 PM

Well...it depends. Would you feel kind of guilty making a witty or snarky caption in response to an image like this?

...Never mind, bad example. Mama Longneck's face looks a bit weird especially when her left eye is half closed.

This should be a better example.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #3 on:** October 09, 2019, 04:00:58 PM

Yes, I would feel bad poking fun at those images too, possibly even moreso than the Bambi one. Oh well. There's plenty of other captions out there.

StardustSoldier · **Reply #4 on:** October 30, 2019, 02:10:35 PM

Changed my mind.

Who knew blood looked so much like strawberry jam?

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #5 on:** October 30, 2019, 05:21:01 PM

Quote from: StardustSoldier on October 30, 2019, 02:10:35 PM

Changed my mind.

Who knew blood looked so much like strawberry jam?

Uh...EXCUSE ME!?!? ಠ_ಠ

Well, at least it gives me an excuse to post this scene... *whistling*

StardustSoldier · **Reply #6 on:** October 30, 2019, 08:15:38 PM

My inspiration was this old Irate Gamer video where he shoots someone and the blood effect was really cheesy. It looked like grape jam or something (which it almost certainly was). Although I'll admit that, in this context, my joke didn't really make much sense.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #7 on:** October 30, 2019, 11:45:48 PM

Alright, hotshot. Your next target is the LBT caption I have already provided for you in this thread.

This was an elaborate scheme planned by Bambi and his mother to fool the local hunters around the woods, who may think that the mother deer was dead for awhile. A rotting corpse is not good, is it humans?

StardustSoldier · **Reply #8 on:** October 31, 2019, 12:24:09 AM

This time around, there was no strawberry jam because Littlefoot had already licked it clean.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #9 on:** March 08, 2020, 02:49:26 PM

Bambi: I will avenge you mother.. I promise.

Next Day:

StardustSoldier · **Reply #10 on:** March 08, 2020, 03:28:32 PM

Hey, I'd go see that.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #11 on:** March 08, 2020, 03:32:11 PM

Quote from: StardustSoldier on March 08, 2020, 03:28:32 PM

Hey, I'd go see that.

*Disneybot takes data.*

Disney Exec: There is interest in a movie where Bambi goes Rambo on the deer hunters who killed his mother.

Disney Exec 2: Hmm... what should we call it?

Disney Eec: Bambo: First Blood

XD

Enchanted-Valley96 · **Reply #12 on:** March 29, 2020, 12:07:05 PM

Disney rebooting Bambi is really annoying.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #13 on:** March 29, 2020, 02:03:17 PM

Bambi’s Mom, Simba’s Dad, Disney hates parents!

Enchanted-Valley96 · **Reply #14 on:** April 13, 2020, 11:25:52 AM

That picture is more telling about how sad life can be in the wild.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #15 on:** April 13, 2020, 11:42:59 AM

Lead poisoning is tragic.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #16 on:** April 13, 2020, 02:21:45 PM

If you ever plan to go deer hunting, remeber this scene. 😭

F-14 Ace · **Reply #17 on:** April 13, 2020, 03:54:50 PM

Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on April 13, 2020, 02:21:45 PM

If you ever plan to go deer hunting, remeber this scene. 😭

Why? It's a work of fiction.

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #18 on:** April 15, 2020, 04:18:49 PM

Bambi didn't lick her mother's wounds clean in time...

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #19 on:** April 15, 2020, 05:52:41 PM

When you bring ketchup and it breaks.