Abandon all hope

[rhombus]

[aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato)]

"Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we love you!"

[Kor]

Teleport or beaming only zone.

[WeirdRaptor]

A simple "Road construction work ahead. All ways blocked off. Detour where directed," sign wouldn't have been sufficient?

[Ptyra]

The villagers had to ensure that no one would come to the Haunted Castle, not after Van Hellsing and those meddling kids.

[Littlefoot505]

I could totally see that happening in New Mexico!

[Sneak]

Sharptooth's lair. You would not want to enter here, nope nope nope.

[ImpracticalDino]

I just thought of something...

It says you can't go forward, but you also can't go backwards. Based on logic, the two forces opposing each other should cancel out, and therefore it should be okay to proceed forward or backwards, right?

Eh, I tried to sound smart.

[StardustSoldier]

Hmm. Perhaps the solution to this puzzle is to find a way to go in the up direction.

It says you can't go forward, but you also can't go backwards. Based on logic, the two forces opposing each other should cancel out, and therefore it should be okay to proceed forward or backwards, right?

Eh, I tried to sound smart.

You did fine. And that's not just me trying to butter you up.

[ImpracticalDino]

Hmm. Perhaps the solution to this puzzle is to find a way to go in the up direction.

Perhaps you are on to something there. Flyers like Petrie can do that just fine. Oh, and apparently Cera as well since she can fly too.

Wait, so can Littlefoot! WHAT?

You did fine. And that's not just me trying to butter you up.

You know, sometimes you really make me abandon all hope as well.

[StardustSoldier]

Did you know that I love to make corny puns? Well, you know now.

[OwlsCantRead]

Hmm. Perhaps the solution to this puzzle is to find a way to go in the up direction.

What about grabbing a shovel and going down instead?

Did you know that I love to make corny puns? Well, you know now.

The real reason you suggested up was so the poor sap at the crossroads can see the swirling stars in your username at night using a fraction of their power.

[ImpracticalDino]

Did you know that I love to make corny puns? Well, you know now.

Oh trust me, I do know. It doesn't make the puns less irritating though.
Also, I thought you would reference the fact that I make puns as well.

My most recent example...

^Don’t be fooled however. Her attacks can really hurt like hail. So don’t get on Snowy’s cloudy side.

Double the trouble!

What about grabbing a shovel and going down instead?

Hmm...the crossed out down arrow could also be interpreted as not being allowed to go down underground, so I can't be too sure about that.

[Sneak]

Just fly, fools!

[StardustSoldier]

Did you know that I love to make corny puns? Well, you know now.

The real reason you suggested up was so the poor sap at the crossroads can see the swirling stars in your username at night using a fraction of their power.

You could say that I'm the star of this thread.

[ImpracticalDino]

You could say that I'm the star of this thread.

I’m done. See those stars up in the night sky that represents all of our ancestors? Another one will appear momentarily.

[StardustSoldier]

So, in other words, I'll be seeing stars?

...

*quickly leaves the room*

[ImpracticalDino]

So, in other words, I'll be seeing stars?

...

*quickly leaves the room*

*ends up in the intersection with the stop sign where all ways of proceeding are forbidden*

You brought this upon yourself StardustSoldier, and now you must uphold the consequences. I’m sorry that I couldn’t stop you in time.

[StardustSoldier]

Dang. Looks like I won't be able to get my LBT drawing done after all, since I can't go anywhere and my sketchbook is all the way back home.

[ImpracticalDino]

I’m proud of you. You defied all laws of physics and got your sketchbook in order to finish your LBT drawing. Good job! Now, I’m off to give you my thoughts on it soon.

Edit: Done!