The Joker

Amaranthine · **on:** September 14, 2008, 11:35:13 AM

Joker: Hello....why so serious?

Lillefot · **Reply #1 on:** September 14, 2008, 12:06:26 PM

Joker: "I'm Heath Ledger, and I wear more make-up and higher heels than your mommy does!"

Kor · **Reply #2 on:** September 14, 2008, 01:24:10 PM

"I'm the true joker, not one of those wanna bees. They have no sense of style, and certainly no sense of humor."

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #3 on:** September 14, 2008, 01:44:07 PM

"What's the matter, Batman? Scared of something?"

Kor · **Reply #4 on:** September 14, 2008, 03:56:19 PM

"Aww batman, why don't you turn that frown upside down, let your hair down. That is if you have any hair. You can borrow some of mine."

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #5 on:** September 14, 2008, 03:59:58 PM

Police Officer: *leading inmate into the Joker's cell* Say to your new permanent roommate.

Inmate: *whimpers*

f-22 "raptor" ace · **Reply #6 on:** September 14, 2008, 04:22:53 PM

Joker: "How did I lose to a bunch of teenagers?"

Amaranthine · **Reply #7 on:** September 14, 2008, 04:49:44 PM

Personally, unlike these so called "sane" people, I take pleasure in killing a person, sort of like how a little boy takes pleasure in killing an ant under a magnifying glass, but hey, that's just me. *shrugs*

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #8 on:** September 14, 2008, 06:00:02 PM

"Watch me make this photographer disappear."

Amaranthine · **Reply #9 on:** September 14, 2008, 11:46:58 PM

(Speaking with a bunch of fangirls): Are you sure you all aren't the least terrified of me?
Fangirls: NOPE! *glomps Joker*

Spartanguy88 · **Reply #10 on:** September 15, 2008, 10:26:22 AM

"How about another magic trick? This time, I'll make this pen dissapear..."

That was the best scene in the movie.

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #11 on:** September 15, 2008, 02:28:32 PM

Inmate: "So, pretty boy! Whatcha in for?"

Joker: "If I tell you, I have to kill you."

Inmate: *GULP* "Uhh...never mind."

Amaranthine · **Reply #12 on:** September 15, 2008, 04:59:56 PM

Random person: Wha....where did you get those scars?
Me: You just had to ask him that didn't you? <_<
Joker: *kills the random person on the spot*

Nick22 · **Reply #13 on:** January 27, 2009, 03:15:26 AM

So.. you wanna know where I got these scars?

Kor · **Reply #14 on:** January 27, 2009, 07:00:33 AM

The Joker: "You're not smiling. It makes me sad when I see someone who isn't smiling."

Nick22 · **Reply #15 on:** January 27, 2009, 02:37:27 PM

If Ledger does not win for his performance then I will be stunned, because he was incredible.
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All I want... is a phone call..that and a nice pinot grigio..hee hee.

Nick22 · **Reply #16 on:** February 23, 2009, 01:33:25 AM

Hello, I'm an Academy award-winning actor, and who are you.. hee hee

Kor · **Reply #17 on:** February 23, 2009, 01:47:17 AM

"You're no fun Batman. Maybe I should go and see if that guy in Metropolis has a sense of humour. What's his name, humourman, supperman, dessertman something like that I think."

(ooc: The 2 ss are there on purpose an dnot a typo.

Nick22 · **Reply #18 on:** February 23, 2009, 01:48:30 AM

This place looks like it could use my partuicular brand of humor....

jedi472 · **Reply #19 on:** February 24, 2009, 12:50:26 PM

"Wanna know how I got these scars?"