The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Ptyra on March 01, 2010, 08:20:22 PM
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Oh, what could come from this?
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o191/Bat-Snake/PteranoPetrie4.png)
Pterano's initial reaction to Petrie asking that "dreaded question"
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Pterano: Sorry Petrie, but you won't be seeing me again... I'm not in anymore movies.
Petrie: What you mean?
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Pterano: Check your hands, Petrie.
Petrie: Why?
Pterano: I have four fingers when I should have three.
*DUN DUN DUNNN*!
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Pterano: What? After all this time, my nephew's still small enough to fit in my hands?
Petrie: <_<
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Continued from ^
Pterano: Weren't you bigger in the last film?
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Continued from Ptyra's Post
Petrie: You know how many animation errors in these movies?
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Pterano: I don't believe it! They want to make a SECOND Logan's Run! And of course, they'll want me back, but you know that it's going to be terrible! I'm probably going to have some daughter who joins the family line of rebels...or something.
Petrie: I hear there going to be a fifth Musketeer film
*Picture*
Pterano: I'm guessing they want me again
Petrie: Yes.
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Petrie: Uncle, can me ask you a question?
Pterano: Of course you can, my dear nephew. What would you like to know.
Petrie: How are babies made?
Pterano: :blink: :bolt
Petrie: Was it something me said?
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Got another one for ya!
Pterano: Petrie, I'm heartbroken...don't you recognize your DEAR OLD UNCLE?
Petrie:...MAMA LUIGI!!!!!
Pterano: ... :blink: :blink: ...Uh...who's Mama Luigi?
:lol That's funny! Imma call my uncle that one of these days... :lol
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Petrie: Uncle, what is 1+1?
Pterano: well, to be honest Dear Petrie, i do not know the answer to that question... You see--
Petrie: That's it, me outta here.... *flies away*
:lol :lol
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Pterano: Hey Petrie, how many fingers am I holding up?
Petrie: Three, why?
Pterano: NOPE!!! Wrong answer.
Petrie: Whuuh?
Pterano: We, pterosaurs, have four fingers, Petrie. From my wrist to the end of the wing, that is actually the fourth finger we use for flying and landing.
Petrie: Ooooh...Wait, WHAT??? :blink:
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Pterano: you're so cute i could eat you!
coming to think of it, i'm fairly hungry now, ah very well
Petrie: :blink:
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Petrie: Hey uncle, did you know that some rabid fans actually pair us up? Like...like THAT pair up?
Pterano:..... :wow :x
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Petrie: Pterano, did you hear in the Great Valley polls that you have the lowest number of votes? Oh and that they hate you because you are an irresponsible, ego-manic douche-bag?
Pterano: .......:o
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LOL All of those where great and really funny.
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Petrie listens with excitement as Pterano attempts to explain the entire plotline for "Lost".
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Pterano: Petrie, I AM YOUR UNCLE.
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Petrie: MUM MUM MUM MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY MAMA MAMA MAMA MAMA MA MA MA MA MUM MUM MUM MUMMY MUMMY MUMMY!!
Pterano: WHAT????
Petrie: ...hi...
Pterano: :blink: ...No comment...
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Pterano: you know...
Petrie: Hu... What.....!
Pterano:You....
Petrie:yes... :lol:
Pterano: You are Small....
Petrie: :blink: :slap
Pterano: :smile
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Pterano: Even tho I was bad I want you to know that I still care about you
Petrie: Me don't think you're bad.Me
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Pterano: Even tho I was bad I want you to know that I still care about you
Petrie: Me don't think you're bad.Me
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Petrie: Didn't your mother ever tell you not to play with your PINGAS?!?
Pterano: :blink:
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Pterano: "What?! Say it isn't so!"
Petrie: "So sorry, uncle. It is so."
Pterano: "No, it can't be! I don't get to appear again in any more movies, or the TV show?"
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(https://i.imgur.com/dhfP30j.png)
Caption away!
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Pterano: Don’t worry, I won’t fail you! I WILL NOT LET YOU DOWN!
Petrie: Uh, uncle? Please let me down.
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Pterano: This trade exchange is weird. I give the threehorns fossilized candy corn, and instead of green spice, they give me Petrie.
Petrie: Uncle, everyone know candy corn is already fossilized.
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Get the reference, get a prize :bestsharptooth