Ask a Stupid LBT Question,Get a Stupid LBT answer

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #920 on:** March 16, 2020, 02:59:00 PM

They were turned into a vast supply of rubies.

Why is Chomper losing his teeth?

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #921 on:** March 16, 2020, 04:41:47 PM

I don't know. But they say once your teeth starts falling out, you may lose your tail, or your legs, or your eyes, or maybe even your sanity.

What happened to Dinah and Dana?

Anagnos · **Reply #922 on:** March 17, 2020, 06:36:35 AM

Didn't someone ask this already?

Anyway, they died. Again.

Why did Mama Longneck die?

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #923 on:** March 17, 2020, 05:51:04 PM

She lost a bet to Sharptooth and didn’t pay, so he took his pound of flesh.

Why did The Gang adopt Chomper as their baby?

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #924 on:** March 17, 2020, 09:40:28 PM

To brainwash him into thinking all other Sharpteeth are bad, when in reality the leaf eaters are the real villain masterminds.

Why was Spike adopted into Ducky's family?

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #925 on:** March 18, 2020, 02:08:36 PM

Because Ducky’s mom wants Spike to grow up and be a body guard.

Why did Chomper leave his parents with Ruby?

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #926 on:** March 18, 2020, 05:27:09 PM

Idk, I guess Chomper just hates Ruby that much. Poor Ruby, she never had a chance at life...

What caused this rainbowface to wave for all of eternity? --->

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #927 on:** March 20, 2020, 01:44:44 PM

The Creator asked for a wave, and because they are in eternity it goes on and on.

Why does Petrie say Methinks ao much? Why does he speak in third person so much?

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #928 on:** March 20, 2020, 03:26:01 PM

Methinks Petrie just likes to say it because Hethinks it so catchy.

He speaks in third person because he secretly narrates all LBT movies to the audiences.

Why didn’t the Stone of Cold Fire cause the extinction of the dinosaurs?

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #929 on:** March 20, 2020, 04:07:18 PM

Because the stone was cold. As in Stone Cold Steve Austin!

Why did Ali not like the rest of the Gang?

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #930 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:00:39 PM

Because Littlefoot is her one and only flathead. Nobody can take that away from her, not even Cera.

Why is this flathead rolling his eyes for all of eternity? —>

StardustSoldier · **Reply #931 on:** March 20, 2020, 05:11:20 PM

Because he put up with too many of my awful puns.

Why does Wild Arms look so much like a yellowbelly?

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #932 on:** March 21, 2020, 04:10:54 AM

Because Wild Arms is a fallen Rainbow Face who instead of knowing the secrets of the Universe, only knows the secret of frantic arms.

Why does Littlefoot stick his tongue out?

Sneak · **Reply #933 on:** March 21, 2020, 05:29:37 AM

Because somebody joked it would bring good luck to the valley.

Why Cera's horns never grow up?

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #934 on:** March 21, 2020, 12:12:41 PM

Because Mr. Flathead would die if that happened.

Why is Ruby in a permanent state of pondering?

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #935 on:** March 21, 2020, 03:14:49 PM

Because she’s pseudo-intellectualasaurus who wants to appear smart.

Why does Topsy wed Tria so fast?

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #936 on:** March 21, 2020, 03:20:10 PM

To replace all of his children that suddenly and mysteriously went missing after the first movie.

Has Tria ever thought of divorcing Topsy?

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #937 on:** March 21, 2020, 03:24:28 PM

Yes, she’s Sweet Treat Digger.

Why has Ducky not hugged Petrie like in first film?

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #938 on:** March 21, 2020, 04:03:17 PM

Simple. She doesn't want to show to any of us that she's being intimate with him.

Too bad it didn't stop the Petrie x Ducky shippers though.

If Littlefoot can make peace with his mother's death caused by Sharptooth, and even raise a Sharptooth of the same species, why is the Sharptooth Clan so keen on avenging Sharptooth?

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #939 on:** March 21, 2020, 04:07:35 PM

As Summoner of Sharptooth and Leader of Sharptooth Clan, we seek to make Littlefoot remember to fear us Sharpteeth! He has been too wanton and loose in his fear of our power! As for Chomper.. he is a defector, he left his parents and resides with Leaf Eaters.. he has betrayed the Sharptooth Way, he is now one of them.