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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: MurMur on April 17, 2013, 10:38:12 PM

Title: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: MurMur on April 17, 2013, 10:38:12 PM
(https://s20.postimg.org/54yarqp7h/Petriethe_Strongman_zpsb06ce674.jpg)
Title: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Kor on April 17, 2013, 11:07:18 PM
Petrie: "Me strong.  Me lift rock to show.  Me tougher then sharptooth."
Title: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: jansenov on April 18, 2013, 03:16:26 AM
Petrie is about to demonstrate the Square-cube Law.
Title: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Littlefoot Fan 93 on April 18, 2013, 07:07:33 AM
Petrie: Me show that fuzzy two-footer that me can walk into this Mordor place... :anger
Title: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: The Anonymous Person on April 18, 2013, 10:46:47 AM
For an apparently weak flyer, Petrie is really quite strong to the point where he can lift up a rock without it dropping on him.

(Wait...I summed up that lyric to "Good Inside", didn't I?  :lol )
Title: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Ducky123 on April 19, 2013, 10:45:27 AM
Petrie:" Petrie will destroy the rock like Cera always does!"
Title: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: The Chronicler on April 19, 2013, 07:05:16 PM
Petrie: Yes! Petrie strong! *CRACK* Ow, my back...
Title: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Kor on April 19, 2013, 10:00:14 PM
Petrie: "Me eat spinach, me strong."
Title: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: The Anonymous Person on April 05, 2015, 03:33:28 PM
Petrie often takes the instructions of Jack LaLanne's workout videos too seriously, as shown here.
Title: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: rhombus on April 05, 2015, 09:24:02 PM
Little flyer... big ego...
Title: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Dalekdino on May 04, 2015, 09:46:38 PM
Petrie:"Me gonna life this rock this into air!"

*He tries lifting the rock again and again, then..*

*lets out loud FART*

Petrie: Oooooh :oops
Title: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: The Anonymous Person on May 06, 2015, 10:00:54 AM
^
Rest of gang:  :lol  :lol
Title: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Dalekdino on June 12, 2015, 08:50:14 AM
Quote from: The Anonymous Person,May 6 2015 on  03:00 PM
^
Rest of gang:  :lol  :lol
Petrie: Oh me knew me shouldn't have ate those funny berry's! :oops
Title: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: The Anonymous Person on April 11, 2016, 06:18:49 PM
Petrie: Me pity the fool who think they no stronger than I am!
Title: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: ADFan185 on April 16, 2016, 08:40:42 AM
Petrie: Me show you I can left this rock.
Title: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Littlefoot505 on December 17, 2017, 12:26:20 PM
(https://s20.postimg.org/54yarqp7h/Petriethe_Strongman_zpsb06ce674.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Petrie: Me going to lift rock!
Cera: Funny that you say that. I was just about to break that rock.
Title: Re: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 21, 2020, 02:41:45 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/cJ4qD1tg/Petriethe-Strongman-zpsb06ce674.jpg)

You're my hero, oh yes yes yes... :wub
Title: Re: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 21, 2020, 02:44:51 PM
Petrie: Me beat you up for disrepect’in!
Title: Re: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Anagnos on March 29, 2020, 09:57:16 AM
That guy she tells you not to worry about. :PCera
Title: Re: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 29, 2020, 01:37:23 PM
“Rising up.. he’s got the eye of the Tinysaur.”
Title: Re: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 29, 2020, 10:35:16 PM
Petrie looks so malnourished for a supposed "Strongman." :cry
Title: Re: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 29, 2020, 10:37:46 PM
Petrie: I’m Batman!
Title: Re: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 02:43:13 AM
Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on March 29, 2020, 10:37:46 PM
Petrie: I’m Batman!

So, I guess that makes Ducky the Joker? :duckyhappy :bestsharptooth
Title: Re: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 30, 2020, 03:02:43 AM
Ducky is likely Harlequine. :p
Title: Re: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 04:10:59 AM
But Harley Quinn is Joker's girlfiend. Who's the clown prince of crime then? :PCera
Title: Re: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 10:55:26 AM
Quote from: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 04:10:59 AM
But Harley Quinn is Joker's girlfiend. Who's the clown prince of crime then? :PCera

Spike of course.  :^^spike
Title: Re: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Anagnos on March 31, 2020, 11:22:32 AM
Oh my goodness. How did you come to that conclusion? He just eats all day long. :SmugSpike
Title: Re: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 01:46:06 PM
Quote from: Anagnos on March 31, 2020, 11:22:32 AM
Oh my goodness. How did you come to that conclusion? He just eats all day long. :SmugSpike

Soon Spike will talk more and we sill realize the truth. He’s the Joker. :o
Title: Re: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 31, 2020, 10:43:00 PM
Bruh, Petrie is trying to flex like he's King Kong or something. :longneckBRUH
Title: Re: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 11:41:21 PM
Petrie is so powerful!
Title: Re: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Anagnos on April 01, 2020, 04:01:42 AM
Quote from: ImpracticalDino on March 31, 2020, 10:43:00 PM
Bruh, Petrie is trying to flex like he's King Kong or something. :longneckBRUH

Another bruh for the bruh train. Welcome aboard, homie! :bestsharptooth
Title: Re: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 01, 2020, 04:34:19 PM
Rise Darth Petraeus!
Title: Re: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Anagnos on April 02, 2020, 01:20:37 AM
Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on April 01, 2020, 04:34:19 PM
Rise Darth Petraeus!

Yet another Star Wars joke. :OhYou
Title: Re: Petrie the Strongman
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 02, 2020, 01:55:03 AM
Petre: Methinks I can lift a Flathead!