The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 27, 2020, 12:20:25 PM

Title: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 27, 2020, 12:20:25 PM
(https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/landbeforetime/images/2/25/Yutyrannus_Fall.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150730191355)

Guido , you became a Sharptooth!  :facepalm
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 27, 2020, 02:53:47 PM
Another day, another Sharptooth beaten senseless by the Gang of Terror... :bestsharptooth
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Goldenwind on March 27, 2020, 03:01:03 PM
Guido: "OH GREAT LEAPING VALLEYS!! I AM A SHARPTOOTH!!"  :opetrie
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 27, 2020, 03:01:20 PM
Our Sharptooth Cred dives over things like this.  :facepalm
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Anagnos on March 29, 2020, 07:06:41 AM
Ah, so this is why Guido never appeared as a glider in the series ever again. The Stone of Cold Fire turned him into a sharptooth. Those pesky rainbowfaces... :p
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 29, 2020, 01:36:16 PM
Guidotaur: But Littlefoot, Petrie its me! *Words spundconly like roars and Gang knocks him onto ravine*
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 29, 2020, 10:50:37 PM
Guidotaur: But Littlefoot, Petrie its me! *Words spundconly like roars and Gang knocks him onto ravine*

Alternate Scene:

But guys! Littlefoot, Petrie, it's me Guido!

*Gang only hears panicked roars*

Uh...why Sharptooth no eat us?

It probably hit his head as a baby.

Ugh!! Come on! GUYS! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? :(

ROOOOOAAAR!

*Gang runs away in fear*
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 29, 2020, 10:55:19 PM
Guido: Help! I’ve fallen and can’t get up!

Trans.: Rawr! r’wr rwrrr rrr roar raw Rr!
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 02:39:06 AM
Guidotaur: But Littlefoot, Petrie its me! *Words spundconly like roars and Gang knocks him onto ravine*

Alternate Scene:

But guys! Littlefoot, Petrie, it's me Guido!

*Gang only hears panicked roars*

Uh...why Sharptooth no eat us?

It probably hit his head as a baby.

Ugh!! Come on! GUYS! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? :(

ROOOOOAAAR!

*Gang runs away in fear*

Wouldn't it be funny if all the sharpteeth they've encountered were actually nice like Chomper? That would make the Gang the bad guys. :chompysmile
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 30, 2020, 02:51:18 AM
Guidotaur: But Littlefoot, Petrie its me! *Words spundconly like roars and Gang knocks him onto ravine*

Alternate Scene:

But guys! Littlefoot, Petrie, it's me Guido!

*Gang only hears panicked roars*

Uh...why Sharptooth no eat us?

It probably hit his head as a baby.

Ugh!! Come on! GUYS! DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? :(

ROOOOOAAAR!

*Gang runs away in fear*

Wouldn't it be funny if all the sharpteeth they've encountered were actually nice like Chomper? That would make the Gang the bad guys. :chompysmile

At last.. truth is being spoken. :bestsharptooth
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 30, 2020, 03:08:41 AM
The Gang would be apathetic monsters then. How could they not see the signs? The body language!? The unusual docileness!? They simply murdered them in cold blood! All because of what? For looking scary? For roaring and not talking like they do?

Ugh, the nerve!
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 30, 2020, 03:10:26 AM
The Gang would be apathetic monsters then. How could they not see the signs? The body language!? The unusual docileness!? They simply murdered them in cold blood! All because of what? For looking scary? For roaring and not talking like they do?

Ugh, the nerve!

Indeed it was racism! Hypocrits! They sing “It Takes All Sorts” but then murder our leader.
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Anagnos on March 30, 2020, 04:07:33 AM
#SharptoothLivesMatter
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 30, 2020, 01:49:32 PM
#SharptoothLivesMatter

Don’t worry, I’m sure the Gang will support this movement...

...after killing like a thousand more innocent Sharpteeth. :cry

Alright Gentle Sharptooth, no mercy! x(cera
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 30, 2020, 01:53:01 PM
#SharptoothLivesMatter

Perfect!  :chompysmile
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Anagnos on March 31, 2020, 04:42:47 AM
Hey, discrimination against sharpteeth is not okay. :OzzyAngry
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 10:54:14 AM
Hey, discrimination against sharpteeth is not okay. :OzzyAngry

I agree its Dinoist!
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Anagnos on March 31, 2020, 11:23:21 AM
Fancy way to say racist? Heh, I like it. Trademark that before the chance slips away from your grasp, partner. :p
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 31, 2020, 11:45:42 AM
Fancy way to say racist? Heh, I like it. Trademark that before the chance slips away from your grasp, partner. :p

I have a dream, where leafeaters, sharpteeth, can all live together in peace.
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 31, 2020, 10:46:01 PM
Fancy way to say racist? Heh, I like it. Trademark that before the chance slips away from your grasp, partner. :p

I have a dream, where leafeaters, sharpteeth, can all live together in peace.

You're not far from that reality, partner. I'm waiting for that honorary membership into Sharptooth Clan. :D
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Anagnos on April 01, 2020, 04:10:53 AM
Fancy way to say racist? Heh, I like it. Trademark that before the chance slips away from your grasp, partner. :p

I have a dream, where leafeaters, sharpteeth, can all live together in peace.

You're not far from that reality, partner. I'm waiting for that honorary membership into Sharptooth Clan. :D

Might take a while. :lfsadface
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 01, 2020, 02:38:12 PM
Sleeping on the job! And I took a chance on letting Guidosaurus Rex. 
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: ImpracticalDino on April 01, 2020, 03:34:46 PM
Sleeping on the job! And I took a chance on letting Guidosaurus Rex.

I don't get it. :wacko
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on April 01, 2020, 03:58:34 PM
Sleeping on the job! And I took a chance on letting Guidosaurus Rex.

I don't get it. :wacko

Revised. I took a chance on Guido joining our Sharptooth Clan, and this is how he repays me?! Gwrr!
Title: Re: Feathered Sharptooth
Post by: Anagnos on April 02, 2020, 01:17:11 AM
Sleeping on the job! And I took a chance on letting Guidosaurus Rex.

I don't get it. :wacko

Revised. I took a chance on Guido joining our Sharptooth Clan, and this is how he repays me?! Gwrr!

I don't get what this guy says most of the time. :bestsharptooth