The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: MurMur on April 17, 2013, 10:36:12 PM
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(http://i1302.photobucket.com/albums/ag122/somerandomfangirl/Caption%20This/StrutandOzzy_zpsc9ff99c8.jpg)
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(Couldn't help it!)
Strut: Do you want to go see a movie?
Ozzy: I feel fat and sassy!
Strut: DO YOOOOOUUUUUUUU??!!
Ozzy: DO YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Strut: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ozzy: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Strut: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Ozzy: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
(test pattern)
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^ I can't believe that I get that reference. :blink:
Ozzy: "Someone is going to have to be the bait, then the other can steal the eggs while the mother isn't looking."
Strut: "But that sounds dangerous, Oz. Whose going to be the bait."
*Ozzy stares at Strut*
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Ozzy Wyatt: Brothers to thse Bone, right Strut?
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Ozzy: *Shouts* STRUT!!!!!
Strut: *Whimpers* What?
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I can't help but see Ozzy giving Strut a playful nose boop. :bestsharptooth
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Strut: I didn’t date a leaf eater, I promise!
Ozzy: I don’t believe you..
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I didn't sell our photo to Photobucket! Ozzy, I swear! :opetrie
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Strut: I ate egg.. I did.. not greens.
Ozzy: You lie! You pathetic exuse for a brother!
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Ozzy plans to throw Strut off the Great Wall... :opetrie
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Strut: I didn’t fraternize with Leaf Eaters.. honest!
Ozzy: You lie!
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Strut: "Why don't we sing a song?"
Ozzy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Strut: But I don’t like eggs..
ozzy: Traitor!
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Strut: Ozzy, Look! The egg!
Ozzy: Where??!?!?!?!?!?!?
Strut: Just kidding. Heh heh.
Ozzy, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!
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Strut: But eggs seem messy..
Ozzy: and glorious!
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Strut: What do you mean, where's the egg? I ate it.
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Strut: I scambled them..
ozzy: I said over easy!
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Strut: Hey, Ozzy. Today is my birthday.
Ozzy: I hope your cake is egg flavored.
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Strut: It was only one Banana, honest!
Ozzy: You lie!
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Ozzy: What did I tell you, Strut?
Strut: That egg salad was a bad idea because it mixes green food and eggs together?
Ozzy: Precisely!
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Strut: It’s just a date, Ruby is a nice girl! I promise.
Ozzy: She is one of them!
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Ozzy: I'm hungry, Strut. Make me 4 dozen eggs for breakfast. No 6. No, 7. No, 9, No, 12!
Strut: Sorry, Ozzy. We're all out of eggs.
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Strut: I tried to steal the Easter Bunny’s eggs, I did honest.
Ozzy: You didn’t try hard enough!
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Strut:...Are we about to kiss?
Ozzy: *recoils in disgust* What in the Bright Circle's name are you on about?! I'm your BROTHER!
Strut: Relax, Ozzy, I'm just kidding :lol *turns to us* What did I tell you? You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'. Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.