The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: vonboy on December 31, 2011, 11:32:04 AM

Title: Sarcastic Chomper
Post by: vonboy on December 31, 2011, 11:32:04 AM

(http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs44/f/2009/166/9/f/Sarcastic_Chomper_by_metadude1234.png)

Chomper: "After this guy had the gall to use me as his avater, he's using me as some caption too! And he wants me to say 'what can you come up with?'".

Title: Sarcastic Chomper
Post by: BigFriendlyGun9000 on December 31, 2011, 12:02:05 PM

(offscreen)Topsy:Baby wants to (bleep)! Baby want to (bleep) Blue Velvet!
(Gang stares at him)
Topsy:What's wrong?
Chomper:Nothing at all, Mr Threehorn. Absolutley nothing.

Title: Sarcastic Chomper
Post by: Dr. Curzon on January 06, 2012, 05:22:22 AM

It feels strange looking at two pictures of Chomper which are the same at the same time.

Title: Sarcastic Chomper
Post by: vonboy on January 15, 2012, 08:55:51 PM

Chomper: "Oh, you hate it when I eat crawlers, don't you, Cera? Fine, I'll just have some threehorn soup!"

Title: Sarcastic Chomper
Post by: Bruton the Iguanodon on January 18, 2012, 11:09:56 PM

TV series Chomper just saw how he was portrayed in movie 5...he wasn't impressed.

Title: Sarcastic Chomper
Post by: The Chronicler on February 12, 2012, 02:30:15 PM

Chomper just noticed the gang has left on an adventure without him.

Chomper: "Oh sure, go ahead and leave without me. After all, I'm not interested in going anywhere." *ten seconds later* "Wait for me! I wanna go with you guys, too!"

Title: Sarcastic Chomper
Post by: rhombus on December 11, 2013, 06:45:40 PM

Ducky:  "Does it hurt to lose a tooth like that?"

Chomper (sarcastically):  "Why no, it feels fantastic."

Ducky:  "Oh, well that is good.  It would not be good if it hurted.  Oh, nope, nope, nope!"

Chomper:   :bang

Title: Sarcastic Chomper
Post by: Ducky123 on December 13, 2013, 12:57:23 PM

Chomper: "No, I don't have boops!" :rolleyes:

Title: Sarcastic Chomper
Post by: rhombus on December 24, 2013, 10:53:30 PM

After the Land Before Time studios closed, Chomper had to find new work.  Luckily for him, he found employment as a spokesperson for Crest Toothpaste.

Chomper (reading off of teleprompter): "..and that is why I only buy Crest toothpaste for my sharp teeth."

Director:  "Cut!  Look at the camera, Chomper.  If you look to the side, it looks like you are simply reading your lines."

Chomper:  *Sigh*

Title: Sarcastic Chomper
Post by: The Anonymous Person on April 05, 2015, 04:23:13 PM

Petrie: That quite a nasty fall you take there! You okay?

Chomper: (sarcastically) Of course I am. After all, it takes more than a fall from the smoking mountains to damage me.

Title: Sarcastic Chomper
Post by: The Anonymous Person on November 10, 2015, 07:00:21 PM

Littlefoot: You up to doing another movie?

Chomper: Of course. After all, who'd love to do another movie after that disaster of a TV show?

Title: Sarcastic Chomper
Post by: Sneak on March 19, 2018, 09:19:17 AM

Sarcastic Chomper!!! I found you!!!