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Cancerian Tiger

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A person hides in a dark closet and the serial killer is in the closet behind them :bang.


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Stephen Seagal Movies:

He's always Buddist!
He's always a retired cop!
He always claims that he must not fight!
Yet, he ALWAYS overkill those poor villians!!!  :lol

Oh yes, he always has a ponytail!

Me and my dad are Seagal haters.   :lol
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I hear you loud ad clear on that Littlefot, and the films will be horrible..
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another afterthought

when crossing a gorge they always have to cross a rickety bridge or a log and the one person who is at the back of the line is almost killed by ether

A. the villin of the movie
B. Falling to his\her death


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About the sound in space thing, what fun would Star Wars be without sound during the space battles?  That would suck.


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In Chuck Norris movies the bad guys always stay dead after they are killed.


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I really wish they'd add more intelligent characters into horror films.  It gets old seeing stupid weed-smoking nymphomaniacs who can't find their way out of a paper bag getting whacked :rolleyes:  :bang.


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i agree with you tiger, or when the hero tells someone not to do something and they do it anyway