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Gamers Zone / Re: Most broken thing ever in a video game?
« on: April 26, 2022, 05:55:08 AM »
Red Dead Redemption 2's "wanted" system. Commit some ridiculous offense that no lawman in the old west would have cared about? Get ten lawmen on your tail who mobilize and coordinate faster than modern-day cops do. Rob some idiot way out in the middle of the wilderness? A witness will always "conveniently" show up right afterward. It's like the Old West was just full of tattletales.
I got knocked down by a random goat out by Emerald Ranch and I kicked the goat in retaliation. Some busybody tattletale ran ALL THE WAY TO VALENTINE to report me to the law for "animal cruelty".
I'm trying to imagine how that conversation with the sheriff went.
Tattletale: Sheriff! Sheriff!
Sheriff Malloy: What is it, son?
Tattletale: I just some some good-for-nothing outlaw kick a goat out by Emerald Ranch!
Sheriff Malloy: Kicking goats? We'll have none of that in the state of New Hanover! Mount up, boys! Let's run this goat-kicking SOB down!
Player gets slapped with a $10 bounty.
I got knocked down by a random goat out by Emerald Ranch and I kicked the goat in retaliation. Some busybody tattletale ran ALL THE WAY TO VALENTINE to report me to the law for "animal cruelty".
I'm trying to imagine how that conversation with the sheriff went.
Tattletale: Sheriff! Sheriff!
Sheriff Malloy: What is it, son?
Tattletale: I just some some good-for-nothing outlaw kick a goat out by Emerald Ranch!
Sheriff Malloy: Kicking goats? We'll have none of that in the state of New Hanover! Mount up, boys! Let's run this goat-kicking SOB down!
Player gets slapped with a $10 bounty.