I think there should be a place where you can tell us your OCs.
Mine are
LBT
Sandhop the featherwing
Andre the featherwing
Marin the featherwing
Tarin the featherwing
Loofah the yellowbelly
Doofah the yellowbelly
Foobie the yellowbelly
Wheezie the yellowbelly
Daisy the yellowbelly
Hoobie the yellowbelly
Doobie the yellowbelly
Krunch the sharptooth flyer
Dippy the longneck
Emerald the fastrunner
Blueberry the fastrunner
Milo the fuzzy crawler
Lydia the fuzzy crawler
Plowder the fuzzy crawler
Rudy the fuzzy crawler
Amy the fuzzy crawler
Muncher the sharptooth

Banjo-Kazooie
Tarin the breegull
Eyrie the breegull
Gracie the breegull
Sonny the breegull
Tennor the breegull
Mazooie the breegull
Pazooie the breegull
Moe the hawk
Kiki von Beaky the breegull

Feel free to post your list

Just as it says, if you need help in a game just post it here, anyone can post tips if they want. I'm quite a pro at the following games:
-Banjo Kazooie and Tooie
-Mario kart games
-Super mario 64, sunshine etc.
-Sonic adventure DX
-Donkey kong series
-Older Mario games (nes, snes)
-Dr mario
-Yoshis story

I do have tips to get past the blasted engine room in Rusty bucket bay

Banjo-Tooie

Make the game get stuck
System:N64
Where performed:Hailfire peaks ice side
Difficulty:easy
Character(s): Banjo
Requirements: You didn't give boggy the fish yet.
Go to Boggy's igloo and head downstairs and talk to the fat kid, the game will get stuck.

R button glitch
System:N64
Where performed:Cloud cuckooland inside the gold pot
Difficulty:easy
Character(s): Banjo&Kazooie, Kazooie
Requirements:none
Fire a clockwork kazooie on the ledge where the gold eggs are and grab them you'll hear the
sound of the blue eggs being picked up. When you press the R button the egg selector will go
crazy.

Guffo thinks you didn't come in the front door
System:N64
Where performed:Cloud cuckooland inside the trashcan
Difficulty: medium
Character(s): Kazooie
Requirements:none
Talk to guffo to start the mini game while the game is going, backflip onto the Jolly's juice
bottle then quickly jump onto the snacky fatty box and press C up, point at the straw and fire
a clockwork kazooie, if it falls down in the bottle then go outside and back in then
self destruct the clockwork kazooie and guffo will say that Kazooie didn't come in through the
front door.

Walk on the walls
System:N64
Where performed:Jolly rogers lagoon
Difficulty: easy
Character(s): any
Requirements:none
Over where the pool that has the pigs swimming, the wall on the left can be walked on without
you sliding off.

Bottomless pit
System:N64
Where performed:Terrydactyland oogle boogle cave
Difficulty:easy
Character(s): Banjo&Kazooie, Banjo
Requirements:none
Grip grab on the sign that says "To witchyworld" and you'll fall.

Super ultimate mega huge Banjo
System:N64
Where performed:Hailfire pecks wumba's wigwam
Difficulty: easy
Character(s): Banjo&Kazooie
Requirements:Honeyback code is enabled
Have Wumba turn you into a snowball go out and back in and wait until you are at the biggest
size then go into the pool and turn into Banjo, he will be huge for a moment.

Bouncing Banjo
System:N64
Where performed:Witchyworld balloon burst challenge
Difficulty: medium-hard
Character(s): Banjo&Kazooie
Requirements:none
Play the minigame and don't try again, now fly to the top and press Z to ground pound. When
you hit the floor Banjo will endlessly bounce up and down until you move him. You have to
land on the center of the pumpkin.

Banjo-Kazooie

Bottomless pit
System:N64
Where performed: Click clock woods spring
Difficulty: easy-medium
Requirements:none
Stand above the area where gnawty's house is and press C down to backfire the eggs, you
have to fire them a an angle. When you destroy the rock, a flower will appear on the screen,
now if you go inside the house you'll find it doesnot have any thing but a white tunnel. If you
fall you'll appear at the start.

Wrong music
System:N64
Where performed: press start screen
Difficulty:easy
Requirements:none
Wait at the start screen until Banjo is being chased by the frogs, then press start and highlight game 3 and the music will be wrong.

Safe fall
System:N64
Where performed: on a cliff
Difficulty:easy
Requirements: none
Ground pound on the edge, when banjo comes up with his arms streched out, move him off the edge and when he land he wont get hurt.

Toy story 2

Freeze the game
System:N64
Where performed: Andy's house
Difficulty: easy-medium
Requirements: green laser (optional)
Go down the stairs and stand in the doggy door. Press R and point up now rapidly press B and
the whole screen will turn red. Press R again and the graphics will go ecstatic and the game
will freeze.

Mariokart 64

Glitched texture
System:N64
Where performed:Royal raceway
Difficulty:easy
Character(s):any
Requirements:none
Park your car next to the stands and the fence. Press R and point the camera behind the stands
and you'll see the the glitched texture

Unused item boxes
System:N64
Where performed: big doughnut
Difficulty:easy
Character(s):any
Requirements:none
Start up a 2player battle and go to the green area and put the camera behind the bars and a
unused item box will be there. Be sure you get yourself hit to lose a balloon first.

Freeze the game
System:N64
Where performed:Double deck
Difficulty:easy-medium
Character(s):any
Requirements:none
Park player2 on the middle item box of the set thats directly behind him/her. Have the other
player kill themself and when the battle ranking is shown, keep pressing Z on player2 and
the game will freeze.

Endless fall
System:N64
Where performed:Frappe snowland
Difficulty:medium
Character(s):any
Requirements:none
when you come to the jump land off to the right and drive on the snow until you come to the
red and white sign, drive behind it and lakitu will pick you up and one of the following will
happen:
1. youll be back at the ramp if you touched the road, even a little bit.
2. you'll be waaaaay above the level and then appear at the start skipping a lap.
3. you'll keep falling and there us no escape.


Diddy kong racing

Freeze the game
System:N64
Where performed:none
Difficulty:none
Character(s):any
Requirements:have frosty village open
Enable the following codes:
teenyweenies
arnold
noyellowstuff
zapthezippers
freefruit
bogusbananas.
After you put in the codes go to the track selection screen and pick frosty village and turn off
T.T. the level will not load for some reason.

sonic adventure

get Tails in the hedehog hammer room
System:Gamecube
Where performed: emerald coast
Difficulty: medium
Character(s): Tails
Requirements:jet anklets (optional)
Start a new game and play until you unlock Tails. Select tails and once sonic stops talking to
him go left and stand in the corner where the two tables are let go of the control stick and fly,
you'll go through the ceiling, fly behind the buildings and to the casinopolis area you'll land on
an ivisible floor and the camera will change. S l o w l y press down and eventually you'll be
in the casinopolis area, once you complete the level quit the game and go to trial mode,
you can only access emblem results. So play as sonic until you complete windy valley. Now
go to trial mode and select tails and he wont have any levels? Press A and you'll go to
emerald coast. When you get to the second part the level complete function will activate and
you'll be back at the menu. Select tails and a message will tell you that you are going to
mystic ruins but you'll be in the hedgehog hammer room. If you look up you'll see big the cat
and if you get the camera outside you'll see 15 rings.

Pinball games suck, literally
System:gamecube
Where performed:casinopolis
Difficulty:easy
Characters:sonic
Requirements:a second controller
use controller 2 to get tails into one of the pinball game, it'll suck sonic in.

Starfox adventures

Thorntails walk through walls
System:gamecube
Where performed: thorntail hollow
Difficulty:none
Characters:fox
Requirements:you got the staff
when you see a thorn tail walking keep on hitting it with your staff and it will continue walking
eventually it will walk into a wall and go through it.

Donkey kong 64

Unused computer room
System:N64
Where performed:DK isles
Difficulty: medium
Character(s): Chunky
Requirements: Tiny's monkeyport, hunky chunky
Go to the hunky chunky barrel and turn big. Now walk to the 2 stairs that lead towards angry
aztec.  
Stand on the edge of the second stair and quickly push down then up, you'll fall underneath the island and in
the water. Swim over to the waterfall area but dont go in, swim around the area and chunky
might dissappear and appear in the computer room. To get out jump behind the screens.

If you have any glitches you've found then provide the following info

System:
Where performed:
Difficulty:
Character(s): (if theres only one character you can play as then you don't have to put characters.
Requirements:

Mine is Donkey kong because of the DKC series on SNES and gameboy. Runners up would be Banjo and Kazooie.
So who is your favorite Nintendo character(s)?

Petrie: Quick Littlefoot, use red shell to get Bowser out of way!

Heres Guido (uncolored cuz my computer at home doesn't work)
http://browse.deviantart.com/?order=5&q=Guido#/d2s65ag
Yoshi in LBT
http://nintendoofah64.deviantart.com/gallery/#/d2s677k
That's all for now hope you like it

Ok here it is...
Kazooie-no Banjo-tooie
©2010 Nintendoofah 64          Rating: E               Banjo-Kazooie is © by Nintendo/Rareware
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[On a stormy night where Breegull Bashers used to be, Klungo was still punching the rock
trying to break it]
Klungo: Almossst there. [he charges at the rock giving a heavy punch on it causing it to
shatter into many small pieces] Wahay! Klungo gotsss Ssslassshtooth free at lassst!
Slashtooth: Finally, six months later after the first fanfic and I'm free.
Klungo: Yeah, now letsss help more Breegullsss.
Slashtooth: Help the Breegulls? I wasn't helping them.
Klungo: You weren't?
Slashtooth: Of course I don't help Breegulls at all. I want them all extinct, especially Kazooie.
Klungo: But you toldsss Klungo you can help Breegullsss, Klungo not work for you anymore!
[he then walks away]
Slashtooth: [notices a feather on the ground from Kazooie and Tarin and picks them up] This
plan can't possibly fail...
============================================================================
[that same night at Banjo's house, Kazooie is sleeping, her kids were watching the cartoon
"Breegull Bob Feather Pants" on "Peckelodeon", Tarin was watching the kids and Banjo was
online reading the reviews that "Kazooie-no Banjo" got]
Banjo: Hmmm... I wish I could get my own fanfic...I'd call it "Banjo- no Kazooie".
Tarin: Well at least you were in Kazooie- no Banjo.
[a loud thunder clap sounds]
Eyrie, Sonny, and Gracie: [are startled by the sound and run towards Kazooie and get under
her wing]
Kazooie:[wakes up] Don't worry kids, it's only rain.
[then the power goes out]
Kazooie: Oh, great what's next, another horrible Dreamworks animation film?
Banjo: I'll go get the flashlights. [he walks but trips on the Nintendo] OW! I can't see a thing.
[he gets up and grabs Tarin's leg] Kazooie is that you? Your legs are very slender.
Tarin: No, it's me Tarin.
Banjo:  
Kazooie: I'll just use the light from my DS. [she gets out her DS and turns it on] There, now we
can see a little bit.
Banjo: Good thinking Kazooie.
[the power comes back on and so does the TV]
Banjo: [notices a newsflash on TV] Hey Kazooie, looks like someone stole gold from Mayahem
Temple, and they think the suspects are you and Tarin!
Both Kazooie and Tarin: WHAT?! [they look at the TV]
Kazooie: That's not me...but do they really think I look that fat?
Tarin: There must be someone behind this.
[THUNDERCLAP! And someone crashes in front of the house]
Tarin: What was that?
Banjo: Perhaps one of us should go and look.
Kazooie: But I'll be scared and so will my kids.
Tarin: Don't worry Kazooie I'll check. [he opens the door and goes out and notices a Breegull
lying in front of him]
??????: [wakes up and notices Tarin]
Tarin: Are you Ok?
??????: I think so... [he tries to get up but his wing hurts] Ow, my wing.
Tarin: [helps the Breegull inside] I'll take you in to help you.
[the both go inside and Tarin closes the door]
Banjo: [towards the Breegull that Tarin saved] Who are you.
??????: Well I'm Tennor. I remember helping Kazooie and Tarin six months ago in the first
fanfic.
Kazooie: Now you can help us again Tennor.
Tennor: But not with this broken wing of mine.
Banjo: You can go to Mumbo, he can heal your wing.
Kazooie: Well It looks like this fanfic is gonna begin.
Banjo: ...After we get some sleep.
Kazooie: Ok.
============================================================================
[the next day, in front of Banjo's house]
Kazooie: Come on let's get to Mumbo.
Tennor: But I can't walk or fly.
Banjo: Maybe I can help, Tennor hop in my backpack.
Tennor: Ok. [jumps in Banjo's backpack]
Banjo: I'll carry Tennor.
Kazooie: Ok, but this fanfic is called "Kazooie-no Banjo-Tooie".
Tarin: Who will watch the kids while were gone?
Kazooie: Don't worry, I'm pretty sure they aren't giving Bottles any trouble.
[inside Banjo's house, Eyrie is flying all over the place]
Bottles: Be careful kid! Alright who has my goggles? [sees his goggles and Sonny is wearing
them and grabs them]
[back outside]
Banjo: Well then let's set off to Mumbo.
[Banjo, Kazooie, and Tarin walk towards Mumbo's skull and go in]
Mumbo: Hello bear, bird, and other bird.
Banjo: Could you heal Tennor's wing.
Tennor: [jumps out of the backpack]
Mumbo: Ok, just stand on skull and press B for mighty Mumbo magic!
Tennor: [stands on the skull button]
Mumbo: [waves his staff at Tennor] Bekum! Bokum! Bekum! Bokum! Mumbo heal bird.
Tennor: [flaps his wing a few times] Ah, much better. Now I can help.
Banjo: And I can go home. [he leaves]
[Kazooie, Tarin, and Tennor walk outside of Mumbo's hut and a message from Jiggy Wiggy
appears in front of them]
Jiggywiggy: Hello mortal, I see you are going to see who those Breegulls really are, I can help
you.
Tarin: Sure we need all the help we can get.
Jiggywiggy: Ok then, I'll warp you to my temple. [he warps the three to his temple]
============================================================================
[inside JiggyWiggy's temple]
Jiggywiggy: Now that you're here I can tell you how I can help.
Kazooie: Well tell us already.
Jiggywiggy: Ok, but I need Jiggys in order to have enough power to open the worlds.
Tarin: Where are these Jiggys that we need?
Jiggywiggy: In the worlds that have been sealed by Slashtooth. However he forgot to seal off
Mayahem temple, but you're wanted in there.
Tennor: I guess we'll just have to take our chances.
Kazooie: I have a feeling defeating Slashtooth this time isn't going to be so easy...
[the three of them walk outside of the temple and into Mayahem Temple]
Tarin: [walks up the stairs and sees a Jiggy] Hey, Kazooie! There's a Jiggy already.
Tennor: Yeah, we'll be finished with this fanfic in no time.
Kazooie: [sees the Jiggy] It's obviously a fake.
Tarin: Don't be so pessimestic, Kazooie.
Kazooie: I'll show you. [tosses a Clockwork Kazooie next to it and the Jiggy falls over turning
out that it really was a cardboard cut-out and a cage falls on top of the clockwork Kazooie]
[a bunch of moggie gaurds come running towards the three Breegulls]
Tennor: Any ideas? [couple moments of silence]
Kazooie: RUN!
[the three of them begin to run towards the exit but it closes up]
Kazooie: Well, it was nice knowing you Tarin.
[the moggies tie up all three of them and take them to an underground chamber and toss them
in]
Tennor: [cuts the ropes that were used to tie Kazooie]
Kazooie: Ok now I'll do the rest. [she uses her beak to cut the ropes freeing Tennor and Tarin]
Tennor: [leans against the wall and a brick slides in] Hey this brick seems to be loose maybe
we can push it all the way to get out.
Tarin: Come on Kazooie, push.
Kazooie: [pushes the brick and it falls revealing a much bigger chamber]
Tarin: Huh, whats this place? [he jumps down]
Kazooie: [looks around at the walls] Hmm it seems so familiar...Aha! This is Targitzan's
slightly sacred chamber.
Tennor: Targitzan, the mighty mayan god of target shooting.
Kazooie: How'd you know that?
Tennor: I still have my Banjo-Tooie N64 gamepak and it still works.
[the ground begins to shake]
Tarin: Kazooie you been here before, whats happening now?
Kazooie: Uh I think I've mistaken, this is Targitzan's really sacred chamber!
[Targitzan comes out of the ground]
Targitzan: So you three are the thieves who stole Bloatazin's gold.
Kazooie: No we are not! We're the ones being accused for that.
Targitzan: Ha! Like I'm gonna believe that.
Tarin: It's true we are not the thieves, the ones you saw were imposters.
Targitzan: Oh...Ok I believe that you aren't the thieves, but now that I'm out I might as well give
you a challenge.
Kazooie: Like what? Hit ten targets?
Targitzan: Well... that is the challenge. But now that I think of it, that seems too easy. Now
you'll have to hit ten targets...
Kazooie: Sounds easy enough.
Targitzan: ...while the entire floor is covered in lava.
Kazooie: [gulp] Maybe I shouldn't have said that...
[some platforms pop up out of the ground and Kazooie, Tarin, and Tennor get on one and then
the lava appears]
Targitzan: Ready... 3... 2... 1... GO!
Kazooie: [tosses a grenade egg at a target and breaks it]
Tarin: Hey, that looks like fun! Toss me an egg Kazooie!
Kazooie: [tosses a grenade egg to Tarin and he catches it]
Tarin: [he throws the egg at a target causing it to break]
Tennor: Why don't we work together?
Tarin: Ok. [jumps to the same platform that Kazooie is on] Lets all get on this platform.
Tennor: [follows Tarin]
[the three Breegulls continue to throw grenade eggs at the targets until there is none left]
Targitzan: Well it seems that you beaten my challenge, you can leave. [he drains the lava and
makes the platforms fall back into the ground]
Kazooie: Don't we get a Jiggy for all our troubles?
Targitzan: I would, but I don't have any.
Kazooie: Ok.
[Kazooie leaves the way out and Tarin and Tennor follow]
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[outside]
Kazooie: At this rate we'll never be able to finish this fanfic
[Bloatazin runs towards the three Breegulls]
Bloatazin: What? How did you prisoners escape?
Tarin: Well when we were down there I...
Kazooie: [puts her wing on Tarin's mouth] We're not the thieves, we're the ones trying to catch
the thieves.
Tennor: We'll get your gold back if you can help us.
Bloatazin: Ok, but how can I apologize for all that trouble.
Kazooie: How 'bout a Jiggy?
Bloatazin: Sure. [gives Kazooie a Jiggy]
Kazooie: Thanks and that's all the help we need from you.
Bloatazin: Ok, I'll open the exit. [takes out a remote and presses the button which opens the
exit]
Kazooie: Bye. [she leaves with Tarin and Tennor following her]
[outside of Mayahem temple]
Tarin: We should go to that JiggyWiggy guy.
[all three of them walk into JiggyWiggy's temple]
Jiggywiggy: [notices Kazooie has a Jiggy] I see you got a Jiggy now I can open another world
for you.
Tennor: I think we should go to Terrydactyland.
Kazooie: Hmm I guess you're right, those cavemen probably can't even tell the difference
between one Breegull from another.
Jiggywiggy: Ok then I shall open that world. [makes the crystal Jiggy shoot the beam at
Terrydactyland's entrance which causes it to open]
Tarin: Thanks again.
[outside]
Kazooie: How are we gonna get to Terrydactyland? Jamjar's shortcuts are out of service.
Tarin: Kazooie, you didn't forget that we're Breegulls so we can fly there.
Kazooie: Oh yeah, well my plan was that we go to Haul it away hallway and mail ourselves
there.
Tarin: [starts flying] Lead the way Kazooie.
Kazooie: [flies towards Terrydactyland]
Tennor: [follows Kazooie]
[the three of them land near the entrance and walk in]
Tarin: [notices a caveman holding a Jiggy] Kazooie, there's a Jiggy.
Kazooie: After him! [she runs towards the caveman and the rest follow]
Caveman: Uh-oh! Birds appear and run to me. Me think they want me shiny rock. [runs towards
his cave] Me think me safe here.
Kazooie: In here. [she goes in and the others follow]
[the ground began to shake causing a rock to fall blocking the entrance]
Kazooie: Oh great, with the only exit blocked we'll be stuck in this land before time.
Tennor: We can still get the Jiggy from him.
Kazooie: How?
Tennor: Hand me a grenade egg.
Kazooie: [hands Tennor a grenade egg]
Tennor: [towards the caveman] Hey do you wanna play baseball?
Caveman: Sure, me like baseball. [takes out a club and gets into batting stance]
Tennor: Here it comes. [pitches the grenade egg towards the caveman]
[the caveman swings his club and hits the grenade back towards Kazooie]
Tarin: Look out Kazooie! [runs and pushes Kazooie out of the way and the grenade egg misses
and it blows up the rock that was blocking the exit]
Kazooie: I think those were my special grenade eggs... that explode on the second collision.
Tarin: Any more plans Tennor?
Tennor: Maybe he'll trade.
Kazooie: But all I have is a worthless Nuts and bolts disc.
Tennor: Well it's worth a try.
Kazooie: [walks up to the caveman] Hey I'll trade you this nuts and bolts copy for that shiny
rock.
Caveman: Ok. [hands Kazooie the Jiggy and takes the disc] Me like the nuts and bolts thing,
it make good frisbee.
Kazooie: Hey, the Jiggy has teeth marks on it.
Caveman: Yeah, me thought chocolate was inside.
[Kazooie, Tarin, and Tennor leave the cave and go out of Terrydactyland]
=============================================================================
[outside of Terrydactyland]
Tarin: Come on let's get back to JiggyWiggy.
Tennor: Hey Kazooie, why not go to a Banjo-Kazooie level instead of a Banjo-Tooie level.
Kazooie: Well I guess so since I don't think that Slashtooth has caused any trouble in those
levels. [she starts flying] Follow me.
[Tarin and Tennor follow Kazooie]
[inside of Grunty's lair]
Kazooie: [notices that the boulders blocking the way to the rest of the lair are still there] We
can't go into any of the B-K levels.
Tennor: Why not just fly to the top and enter there?
[the three of them exit and fly to the top but when they reach the top they meet Grunty]
Kazooie: So we meet again, Grunty.
Grunty: I've got this new spell that will be the best, as it will put you to permanent rest!
Tarin: [reaches the top] Kazooie who is that?
Tennor: [reaches the top] It's Gruntilda the witch.
Kazooie: Now that we're all here can you start the battle Grunty?
Grunty: Ok. [starts firing spells at Kazooie]
Kazooie: [dodges the spells] Ah, the nostalgia.
Tarin: Kazooie don't forget about us!
Kazooie: Right. [runs towards Tarin and Tennor]
Grunty: [traps the three Breegulls on a ledge] Revenge is mine I cannot miss, let's see you
feathered fools dodge this! [charges a big spell above her head] Any last words you dumb
birds?
Kazooie: Hey, nice hairstyle.
[a few moments of silence]
Grunty: Oh, yes my hairstyle is the best. Wait here and I'll show you the fat hag monthly
magazines I've appeared on. [she gets on her broomstick and flies down]
Tennor: Close call.
[all three of them go down the hole that leads into the lair]
Tarin: Well Kazooie you pick a level.
Kazooie: Well it's not gonna be Rusty Bucket Bay.
Tarin: Why do you think that? Banjo-Kazooie is a good game from Nintendo/Rare.
Kazooie: [remembers back in 1998 when her feathers were soaking in oil] I'd rather not talk
about it...
Tennor: Let's just go to an easy one, like Treasure Trove Cove.
Kazooie: Ok I'll lead you there.
[Kazooie leads Tarin and Tennor to the tresure chest]
Kazooie: Jump in here. [jumps in the chest]
[Tennor and Tarin jump in too]
[they get warped to the start of the level]
Kazooie: [notices that Jolly's place is here] I don't remember Jolly being in this level.
Tarin: Well let's go inside.
[all three of them go inside]
Tennor: Jolly when did you open up another location here?
Jolly: After Banjo-Tooie.
Kazooie: Hey Jolly, pass me a tankard of Birdwieser.
Tarin: Kazooie! This fanfic is also rated E.
Kazooie: Oh, sorry.
Tennor: You wouldn't happen to have a Jiggy?
Jolly: No, but captian Blubber does.
Tennor: Come on you two let's go to the Salty Hippo to find Blubber.
[all three of them go outside]
Kazooie: [spots the Salty HIppo] There's Blubbergut's ship.
Tennor: But it doesn't look like there's any way on and the water is shark infested.
Tarin: [notices that there is some posts in the water and an idea hits him] Hey Kazooie, I know
how we can get on.
Kazooie: How?
Tarin: By using these posts, we can hop on them to get on his ship.
Kazooie: Are you sure about this, those posts don't look very sturdy.
Tarin: We can just Silt Stride on them.
Kazooie: Stilt Stride? What's that?
Tarin: A new move for you and Tennor. Watch me. [he effortlessly hops from one post to
another until he gets on the ship]
Tennor: Me next. [he hops across]
Tarin: Come on Kazooie, I know you can do it.
Kazooie: [gulp] If I must... [she hops but as she hops off a post it falls in the water] That was
close.
Blubber: Arr welcome aboard mateys!
Kazooie: I heard you have a Jiggy, can we have it?
Blubber: Ok but I'm not giving up me treasure for free.
Kazooie: How about two doubloons that I had left over from Banjo-Tooie. [gives Blubber the
doubloons]
Blubber: Here ya go matey. [hands Kazooie the Jiggy]
Tarin: come on Kazooie.
[the three Breegulls get off the ship]
Tennor: Kazooie let's go inside the sand castle.
Kazooie: Why? We already have two Jiggys.
Tennor: So we can get a third one.
Kazooie: Ok.
[all three of them go inside the sand castle]
Kazooie: It seems different in here.
Tennor: You're right, the walls don't say "BANJOKAZOOIE" anymore.
Kazooie: And our faces are on them instead.
Tarin: Hmm... maybe those codes from the first fanfic can help here.
Kazooie: Well I do have a copy of "Kazooie-no Banjo" with me. [looks for the codes] Here they
are: "EIOOZAK" "NIRAT" and "RONNET".
Tennor: [thinks for a moment] Aha! The codes are our names spelled backwards.
Kazooie and Tarin: Your right.
Tennor: And Maybe we're supposed to enter our own names.
Kazooie: Ok. [walks to the E and starts stomping on it] These cheap things aren't working.
Tennor: [notices a mole hill and walks up to it and presses B]
Bottles: [pops up out of the hole] It's about time you made it here Kazooie.
Kazooie: Well bottle boy do you have any new moves for me?
Bottles: Yes.
Kazooie: Well tell us.
Bottles: Well Kazooie if you're gonna eat so much pizza you might as well put those extra
pounds to work with a devastating Breegull Butt Bash.
Kazooie: And how are we supposed to do that?
Bottles: By getting into the air and quickly pressing Z twice. That's it. [he goes back down the
mole hill]
Kazooie: Me first. [she enters EIOOZAK and her face on the wall lights up] You next Tarin.
Tarin: [enters NIRAT and his face on the wall lights up]
Tennor: [enters RONNET and his face lights up and a part of the wall slides up revealing a
glow]
Kazooie: Oh boy! I think I hear the Stop-N'-Swop music. I'll be the first one to get it without a
Gameshark.
[she runs in a slow-motion until she reaches the end of the tunnel and finds a Jiggy] Aw it's just
 a Jiggy, I thought we were so close to finding out what was in those stupid eggs. [she takes
the Jiggy and leaves the sand castle. Tennor and Tarin follow]
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[inside of Grunty's lair]
Kazooie: [she notices Klungo walking by] Careful you two that's Klungo, Slashtooth's
henchman.
Klungo: [notices Kazooie and runs to her] Aha! Klungo foundsss you Birdsss.
Kazooie: Don't hurt me, I'm married to Tarin and have three beautiful children.
Klungo: No worriesss, Klungo not hurtsss you three.
Kazooie: You're not?
Klungo: Klungo will help birdsss defeat ssstupid Ssslassshtooth.
Tarin: Ok, you seem pretty strong.
Tennor: Well let's get out of here.
[the four of them walk towards the way out but they come across a section that bees have
taken over]
Zubba: Greetingzzz. I zzzee that you want to get out of thizzz cave.
Kazooie: Yes, we do.
Zubba: Then I'll zzzhow you the way out. [flies in the big beehive]
Kazooie: I'm sure Banjo would faint at the sight of this much honey.
Tarin: Wow! This is one big beehive.
Zubba: [points to the throne room] That izzz King Zing Sting and Queen B.
Tennor: Hey look there's the exit. [points to a hole in the ground]
Kazooie: [jumps down and Tarin, Tennor, and Klungo follow]
Zubba: Nice of you to bee here. [waves at them]
[the're back at the entrance of Grunty's lair]
Tarin: [spots the Breegull thieves that are running with Bloatazin's gold] There are those
thieves we have to catch them! [flies toward the thieves]
Klungo: Prepare to feel the wrath of Klungo! [runs towards the thieves]
Tennor: Come on Kazooie, let's help
[Slashtooth notices Tarin and Klungo running towards his minions]
Slashtooth: You're not gonna stop me this time Kazooie! With my robot minions I've fooled
everyone into thinking you are thieves!
Tennor: Robots? [an idea comes to his mind and he heads to Mumbo]
Klungo: [is trying to punch the robots but they keep on dodging his attacks] Hold ssstill Klungo
can't hitsss you!
[Inside Mumbo's skull where Tennor is]
Tennor: Mumbo you have to come and help us!
Mumbo: Ah, Mumbo finally get to be hero of fanfic.
[Mumbo and Tennor leave heading towards Spiral mountain]
[Back to Spiral mountain]
Tarin: We can't do this by ourselves we need more help.
Kazooie: [notices Tennor and Mumbo comming this way] And here it comes.
Mumbo: Me summon raindance, hope this works. [points his staff towards the sky] Bekum!
Bokum! Bekum! Bokum!
[it begins to rain, and the robot thieves begin to short curcuit]
Slashtooth: NO! Not my clever robot thieves.
Kazooie: It's working!
Slashtooth: You win this time Kazooie, but you haven't seen the last of me! [he flees] Now to
activate the emergency self-destruct. [takes out a remote and pushes the button]
Tarin: We did it!
Kazooie: [gives Tarin a big hug]
Tennor: I think we should get out of here.
Kazooie: Why? We already defeated Slashtooth a second time and the fanfic is almost over.
Tennor: Because the robots are counting down.
[everyone runs away and the robots blow up]
Tarin: Well now that we got Bloatazin's gold we can go back to Mayahem Temple.
[back to Mayahem Temple]
Bloatazin: Huge thanks to you for getting my gold back.
Kazooie: It was too easy.
Tarin: Well Kazooie let's go home now.
Kazooie: You're right, I want to challenge Nintendoofah 64 to a Mariokart Wii wifi race.
[back at Banjo's house, Banjo, Mazooie, Pazooie, and Kazooie's kids were there]
Kazooie: [comes in] Hi mother and father! [she gives them a hug]
Eyrie: [runs to Kazooie] Ka-zoo-ee! [she hugs Kazooie by her leg]
Tarin: Don't forget about Tarin.
[Sonny and Gracie come to Tarin and hug him by the leg]
Tennor: Hello Mr. and Mrs Kazooie.
Klungo: Don't forgetsss Klungo helped.
Banjo: Well done Kazooie you've been the star of two fanfics! [pats Kazooie on her back]
Kazooie: And maybe I'll be in a third fanfic "Kazooie- no Banjo-Threeie".
Banjo: Come on Kazooie, join me. [takes out his banjo and starts playing his theme]
Kazooie: Right behind you. [she gets out her kazoo and joins Banjo]
[they finish their song]
Banjo: Guh-huh!
Kazooie: Breee!
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Kazooie: And there it is, the end of another Banjo-Kazooie fanfic thanks for reading! And now
post some reviews for it. Also my name appears 171 times in this fanfic.

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