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Silver Screen / Re: Animaniacs Reboot Coming November
« on: October 12, 2020, 05:35:44 AM »
Never in my life have I been so tempted to get a Hulu subscription. 

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Visual Art / Re: F-14 Ace's Wacky Wild West Adventures
« on: September 27, 2020, 07:07:12 PM »
The spoiler tag didn't work.  I don't know why it doesn't scale images like it used to.  You have to right click on the image and click "view image" to see the whole thing. 

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Visual Art / Re: F-14 Ace's Wacky Wild West Adventures
« on: September 27, 2020, 06:31:17 PM »
No matter what other games I play, this is always the one I come back to.  I loved the first game and it would be awesome to see it remastered with this game's engine. 

How about some wildlife photos? 

I watched this cougar kill a deer.  You can actually see the claw marks on the deer carcass.  I love little details like that. 



Speaking of cougars, this one was hunting a pronghorn.





The pronghorn got away and he decided I'd make a tastier meal.  Seriously, cougars are the scariest things in this game.




A bison.



More bison.



I really like this one.  Bison are such beautiful animals. 



A wolf emerges from a lake after chasing a moose.



A grizzly bear.



A golden eagle.



Some song birds.





My white Arabian, Princess.  I found her up in the wild up the cold snowy mountains.  Everyone seems to love Arabians but I honestly find them to be a bit overrated.  Yes, they are fast and have great handling, but they're also super skittish and if a cougar shows up, you WILL get bucked.  Still, I got her for free so I can't really complain. 



Susan, my tiger-striped mustang.  Now THIS is the best horse in the game.  Mustangs are a multi-class horse, being a mix of a war horse and a work horse.  While her speed isn't the best, her handling is great and she's by far the bravest horse in the game, as that picture of me and her facing a cougar will attest.  She actually trampled that cougar in the end while I was still trying to line up a shot. 




This magnificent boy is Buell.  He is, in my opinion, the most beautiful horse in the game.  He's a gold Dutch warmblood with pale blue eyes.  You get him for completing a certain side quest.  He is reasonably fast and is not easily spooked by predators, so he's a good horse for hunting, which is what his previous owner used him for. 



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Visual Art / Re: F-14 Ace's Wacky Wild West Adventures
« on: September 27, 2020, 04:26:45 PM »
Figured I'd add some more to this.  As you can see, I like the outfit with the raccoon hat.  I like dressing up like Davy Crocket and running around the wilderness.


Hunting in the cold, snowy Grizzlies.  I think the Grizzlies are supposed to be based on the Teton Range in Wyoming.



John Marston rides again!


John Marston riding into Saint Denis.  I hate that place so very much.



Arthur watching the sunset over the Grizzlies.



Nothing like a hot cup of coffee to start off a day of hunting, exploring, and other outlaw stuff. 



Night time in Roanoke Ridge.  From the sound of the wind blowing through the dense forest, to the horrific gang of cannibal hillbillies that roam the woods preying on travelers, the fact that the place is crawling with wolves and cougars, and the dirty, downtrodden state of the settlements and people there, plus the creepy ambient music, Roanoke Ridge is without a doubt the scariest place in the game.



This picture was taken shortly after the previous one.  Arthur Morgan rides into the mining town of Annesburg in the moonlight. 



Arthur pretending that he's Davy Crockett.



Wandering through a forest at sunset.



John fishing by a lake.



John camping by the same lake.





To end this post, John Marston visits the grave of his brother-in-arms...  I think I got something in my eye...

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Character Showcase / Re: Useless Sharptooth Showcase - September 2020
« on: September 07, 2020, 04:33:59 AM »
It's a wonder this sharptooth managed to reach adulthood.

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Animation / Murder Kitty
« on: September 06, 2020, 06:09:39 PM »

You'll have to right click and select "view image" to see the whole picture it seems.  Another RDR2 screenshot.  Saw this cougar take down a pronghorn and thought it was interesting.  Caption away.

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Animation / Re: Moments away from disaster...
« on: August 11, 2020, 05:01:12 AM »
Nah, cheetahs are smaller.  Cougars are actually slightly larger than leopards despite being classified as lesser cats. 

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Animation / Re: Moments away from disaster...
« on: August 08, 2020, 04:17:16 AM »
"Here kitty kitty kitty!  Who's a good murder kitty?  You are!

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Animation / Moments away from disaster...
« on: August 07, 2020, 04:59:58 AM »
Wasn't sure where to put this since it's from a game but here it is.  I don't know how to make it scale down so you'll probably have to right click and select "view image" to see the whole thing.  Anyway, I decided to go for a relaxing nighttime ride across the prairie and no sooner had I departed the ranch than this little Hell spawn decided to show up and ruin my evening.  Seriously, cougars are a-holes!  Caption away!


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Visual Art / F-14 Ace's Wacky Wild West Adventures
« on: July 05, 2020, 08:22:52 PM »
EDIT: So I just noticed that the board doesn't scale images like it used to.  To view the whole picture, just right click on the image and click "view image".

I've sung the praises of Red Dead Redemption 2 a lot, and I've been using the recently introduced "Photo Mode" feature to take screenshots of my in-game adventures.  I thought I'd share some pictures I've taken that represent just why I love this game so much.  I take pictures of things that I find fascinating in the game, whether it be character interactions of just some pretty scenery.

For this first set of pictures, Arthur Morgan sets out on an epic adventure across the vast wilderness of West Elizabeth, New Hanover, and Ambarino.   


"I hear Pearson's cooking up some yellow liver, in case you wanna go jump in the pot."  Arthur's daily schedule: Wake up, antagonize Micah, get coffee, antagonize Micah, do camp chores, antagonize Micah, spend the day doing outlaw stuff then return home, antagonize Micah, eat camp stew, antagonize Micah, play poker with friends, antagonize Micah, play dominoes with Hosea, antagonize Micah, sit by the campfire, antagonize Micah, go to sleep, dream of antagonizing Micah.  Seriously, eff Micah!



While roaming through the wilderness of Ambarino, I made a very "grizzly" discovery.  It was quite unbearable. 



Nothing like a relaxing afternoon fishing.



After spending about two in-game weeks roaming the wilderness, camping, hunting, and living off the land like a wild man, Javier Escuella found me and said Dutch was worried.  I didn't care.
"Tell Dutch I ain't coming back!  Tell him I'm tired of his plans, tired of hearing about Tahiti, and I'm tired of being the only one bring in any food or money!"


Watching the sun set over Big Valley, West Elizabeth.



Riding into the town of Valentine as a storm rolls in.



At every turn I am blown away by just how beautiful and lush this game is.  It makes me wanna visit Colorado or Wyoming.



Looking west toward The Grizzlies.



Lassoing a bison.  Please note that the bison wasn't harmed.  I just wanted to see what would happen. 



The same can't be said for this deer that I hunted.  But I figured I should bring some food back for the gang after being gone for so long. 


Ending this outing with a song around the campfire with friends.



I've got more pictures to share later. 

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Silver Screen / Animated web videos
« on: June 27, 2020, 05:07:47 PM »
I wasn't sure where to post this but I guess it goes here. This is a place to share web animations.

I found this adorable little short on Youtube called "Sapling" and decided to share it.  I love gryphons and find them to be highly underrated.  Also the music was beautiful. 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmLDta7pMs8


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The Fridge / Re: The Dreams Thread
« on: May 22, 2020, 10:00:45 PM »
Whoooo boy did I have a weird dream last night.  I don't know if I'd call it a nightmare or not because while it should have been terrifying, the more I think about how ridiculous it was the funnier it gets.

Ok so I'm living in a little house out in the backwoods of Alabama.  Suddenly these British royal guards (the ones that guard Buckingham Palace) kick in my door, grab me and tie me up.  Then Queen Elizabeth appears from out of nowhere and informs me that she wants to retire from the public eye and live someplace nice and quiet where no one will ever find her, and she wants my house. 

She then forces me to basically be her slave, cooking meals and cleaning while holding me prisoner in my own home.  At one point she ordered me to play the banjo for her.  I don't know how to play the banjo!  She also didn't like the lalles I made and criticized my choice in video games.  So there you have it.  I'm being held hostage and terrorized by the queen of England. 

Somehow I escaped and I was running down the road when out of nowhere Queen Elizabeth starts chasing me down in a bright blue monster truck yelling at me about how I can't go to the police.  Then I woke up.


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What a stupid, stupid dream!  Let's go over everything wrong with this crazy nightmare, shall we? 

 Ok so first, even if Queen Elizabeth DID decided to retire from the public eye and run off to some quiet corner of rural America to hide in, she could surely do a lot better than Alabama.  I mean, I'd pick some place pretty and scenic like Colorado where you can sit out on your porch and look at the mountains.

Second, with all the money and connections she has, why was it necessary to break into a random house and strong-arm the owner?  I could see not wanting to leave a paper trail but couldn't she have just had an associate buy a house somewhere for her?

Third, banjo music?  Really?  Just because I live in the south doesn't mean I play a banjo.  Also, I certainly hope the queen of England has better taste in music than that.

Forth, Queen Elizabeth chasing me in a bright blue monster truck...  I'm pretty sure the reason I woke up at that point was because my dream jumped the shark.

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The Fridge / Re: Any decent alternatives to Deviantart?
« on: May 21, 2020, 04:40:02 AM »
Yeah no.  Deviantart can go die in a hole.  They shut down petitions against Eclipse and banned people who complained about Eclipse from using the forums.  Also, since they've almost completely did away with account customization, there is literally no reason to pay for a membership anymore.   

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The Fridge / Any decent alternatives to Deviantart?
« on: May 20, 2020, 03:38:46 PM »
So DA rolled out their new layout and it's every bit as crappy as I feared it would be.  I had to hunt for 30 minutes just to figure out where to post a status update.  I'm thinking about dumping the platform altogether and I've already cancelled my paid membership there.  Anybody know any decent alternatives? 

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The Fridge / Re: What different purchases have you made recently?
« on: May 01, 2020, 08:18:39 PM »
1. Second bidet washlet for the guest bathroom.  No TP in the stores?  No problem! :D

2. I added the following critters to my plushie collection: Bull moose, elk, deer. I was in a cervine mood.  Disappointed that I can't find female versions of these though, particularly a cow moose since a character from a story I wrote was a female moose.

   

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Gamers Zone / Re: Worst Ways to Die in a Game
« on: April 18, 2020, 04:50:07 AM »
Getting mauled/torn apart by grizzly bears, wolves, cougars, panthers, or alligators in RDR2.  Even better, you can experience it all in 1st person view!  Sweet dreams!

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Animation / Re: Bambi Mourning Over His Mother's Death
« on: April 13, 2020, 03:54:50 PM »
If you ever plan to go deer hunting, remeber this scene. 😭
Why?  It's a work of fiction.

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Animation / Re: Bambi Mourning Over His Mother's Death
« on: April 13, 2020, 11:42:59 AM »
Lead poisoning is tragic. 

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Gamers Zone / Re: Worst Ways to Die in a Game
« on: April 07, 2020, 11:58:35 PM »
Pisssing off Darth Vader in Jedi: Fallen Order.

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Gamers Zone / Re: Worst Ways to Die in a Game
« on: April 07, 2020, 05:22:23 AM »
Dying of tuberculosis.  R.I.P. Arthur Morgan. :(

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