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Do you play a musical instrument?

Petrie.

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Time for a bad joke...


What's the hardest thing to do in a concert band?



















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Keeping the picolos in tune.  :lol  (usually you only have one for a reason!)


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Time for a bad joke...

What's the hardest thing to do in a concert band?

Don't go there Petrie, or I shall be forced to bring out my favorite band joke (yeah...that one :p) :lol


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I played the recorder while in primary (elementary) school (dunno if it's known by any other name) but I guess every kid around the school age of year 4, their parents get them to try out the recorder coz it's one of the easiest woodwind instruments to learn. Many try but very few stick with it.  I still have my old recorder from years back and even my old sheet music. Maybe if I dig it out (and give it a bloody good clean  :lol ) I'll see if I can play it again and I'll let you guys hear.  :^.^:

I also taught myself to play the piano/keyboard. Because I got to grips with musical score and the science behind music when I was a kid, it was relatively easy to make the transfer from recorder to piano. I'm no Beethoven but with enough practice, I can play pretty much whatever's put in front of me :)


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Quote from: action9000,Jun 18 2007 on  10:10 PM
Don't go there Petrie, or I shall be forced to bring out my favorite band joke (yeah...that one :p) :lol
Don't do it Action....for the good of the people...DON'T DO IT! (if it's the joke I'm thinking of)

There's a time and a place for things like that!  :lol


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with enough practice, I can play pretty much whatever's put in front of me
In my case, that "enough practice" is "a Lot of practice"! :lol  but I probably could as well if I had a month or more of struggling with it every day. :p

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Don't do it Action....for the good of the people...DON'T DO IT! (if it's the joke I'm thinking of)
Heh heh, it probably is.  Here, I'll tell a cleaner one than the one I was referring to: :p

What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?



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A flat major :lol  :lol  :p


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A flat major
:lol iheard a version of that in my orchestra class :lol
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft




 :lol A flat minor :lol


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What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft

 A flat minor
LOL Yeah, I've heard that one too! :lol:  :lol  :lol  :wow

Okay okay fine, here's my favorite bad band joke: the very top one on the link.
*Disclaimer: PG-rated and not very nice.  Read at your own risk :p*
http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/#conductor
 :lol  :p Yeah... :P:



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I play the piano (which I am trying to quit) and the violin (which I am trying to get going).


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Okay okay fine, here's my favorite bad band joke: the very top one on the link.
*Disclaimer: PG-rated and not very nice. Read at your own risk *
http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/#conductor
  Yeah... 
My favorite is the first viola joke :lol . In fact, i love all the viola jokes. lol Violas always get picked on.

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play the piano (which I am trying to quit) and the violin (which I am trying to get going
Another violinist, that totals 3 if i counted correctly. I've also tried to learn how to play the keyboard but ive pretty much given up on that. I might get back into it someday...


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I play the piano.
"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." -Gandalf


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I play the keyboard and I have an ocarina too.
The quality of my playing is a different story though :wacko:  :(


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My favorite is the first viola joke . In fact, i love all the viola jokes. lol Violas always get picked on.

Haha, I thought this was a pretty good viola joke:
What's the difference between a seamstress and a violist?












The seamstress tucks up the frills.

 :p Awful. :lol:


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I am playing flute, keyboard and guitar. Well, I am learning guitar now, and it¥s the best instrument I ever played.^^ After that I want to play E-guitar, drums and Bass...


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Violin, Keyboard, Saxophone, Elec. Guitar (A little)


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I have and played a Trombone but after several years I doubt I can successfully play it anymore, but if someone asked I'd be willing to give it a try! :lol


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besides singing, i play the clarinet. three words:

Pain

In

A**!!!!!!!


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I play the harmonica.  Just a beginner, though.  I was in choir for six years and in theatre, so I also have a love for singing.  I gotta practice outta earshot 'cuz a soprano I voice can bring on ringing ears :lol  :lol  :lol.


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I have an acoustic guitar I hardly ever practice with :p