The Corrupt a Wish Game.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #820 on:** May 17, 2008, 12:49:25 PM

Granted, but they're horribly dubbed version that are SO terrible, nobody wants them.

I wish it wasn't so hot today.

Lillefot · **Reply #821 on:** May 17, 2008, 03:12:53 PM

Granted, but you didn't wish how cold it should be, so you get frozen solid.

I wish for... that I could create massive energy shockwaves with my body!

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Amaranthine · **Reply #822 on:** May 18, 2008, 12:56:26 AM

Wish granted, but since you are inexperienced with that sort of power you shock yourself to death

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I wish that I had friends that had the same views as I do.

ingster · **Reply #823 on:** May 18, 2008, 01:20:23 AM

granted, but you made a terrable mistake, causeing you and then battleing to the death

i wish everything was free

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #824 on:** May 18, 2008, 05:20:20 AM

Granted, but you'll need to read A Clockwork Orange as a survival guide.

I wish my humble abode could clean itself.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #825 on:** May 18, 2008, 01:51:46 PM

It does. You get to have an abode with artificially intelligent robotic maids. However, they become existentialists, and begin to think that you should be doing the work. They use their amazing strength to put you into submission and you have to spend the rest of your life cleaning your abode.

I wish I could have a computer that my parents can't touch and stay alive.

Littlefoot Fan · **Reply #826 on:** May 19, 2008, 02:06:51 PM

Granted, but it can't tell the difference between its owner and strangers, and so even you can't use it.

I wish I could find a magical device that allowed me to transport into any cartoon.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #827 on:** May 19, 2008, 02:41:34 PM

It does, but in the process of you being transported you suddenly get caught in a freak wormhole and are sucked into a dimension where there is a room with a moose. You suffer for the rest of your life while trying to escape.

I wish for a black box.

ingster · **Reply #828 on:** May 19, 2008, 07:36:50 PM

granted, but its white and has a bomb inside

i wish i had aura (you'd be a pokefan to know what aura is >=D)

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #829 on:** May 19, 2008, 07:44:23 PM

You do have an aura. However, it is extremely dark and you can't see through it.

I wish for a white box.

ingster · **Reply #830 on:** May 20, 2008, 06:28:45 PM

granted, but you get a black box, with a burning fuse on it

i wish for some pie

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #831 on:** May 20, 2008, 06:55:05 PM

You get pie. With a brick inside it speeding towards your head.

I wish for a gray box without explosives.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #832 on:** May 31, 2008, 03:52:44 AM

Granted...you receive your grey box but the explosive have been replaced with a rabid animal that leaps out at you when you open it.

I wish my school grades were better than what they are

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #833 on:** June 02, 2008, 02:56:43 PM

Granted. You now have better grades than they are. However, the grades are from your early years at school, and therefore don't affect your future at all.

I wish that there was a website for Naruto: The Abridged Series.

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #834 on:** June 16, 2008, 04:56:02 PM

There is, but it's written in 12th century Arabic, with no pictures.

I wish that someone would corrupt this wish.

Amaranthine · **Reply #835 on:** June 17, 2008, 12:59:49 AM

Your wish is my command!

I wish everyone in the world got along with everyone despite the differences one may have whether they are beliefs, race, LDs, class, etc.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #836 on:** June 17, 2008, 01:40:23 AM

Granted but since everyone gets along, there can be no more fun war games like Halo, Call of Duty, Ace Combat, or any of the other videogaes that I like and therefore, we stop getting along.

I really can't come up with a wish right now. I wish I could come up with a wish.

aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) · **Reply #837 on:** June 17, 2008, 01:29:10 PM

Whoops, that was it. No more wishes for you!

I wish I could get everything anyone in this forum has wished for.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #838 on:** June 17, 2008, 01:45:07 PM

Granted, but every wish was corrupted.

I wish for the UPS truck with my package to be in front of my house within the next thirty minutes.

Littlefoot1616 · **Reply #839 on:** June 20, 2008, 09:53:17 PM

Granted...it's box full of unwashed gym socks. Don't forget to sign and print your name

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I wish money was no object