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« on: November 06, 2014, 05:05:14 AM »
My favorite lines from Futurama
Fry: Well, buddy, how d'ya like your new home? See? He's happy already.
Hermes: That thing doesn't have emotions, Fry. Its brain is the size of a walnut.
Fry: So are walnuts and they're delicious!
Fry: Uh, hello, Mrs. Mellonger.
(much later)
Robot Devil: Trouble is, you have what my old music teacher, Mrs. Mellonger, calls "stupid fingers".
(I just...absolutely love that Fry and the Robot Devil have the same music teacher XD . Now I'm using "stupid fingers" to describe my struggles with knitting)
Fry: Bender, if you say the A-word, you'll blow this planet straight to the H-word!
Somewhere there's a line that kills me every time I hear it, but I'm drawing a blank...besides the "so are walnuts" bit...
But oh...I have so many from Bob's Burgers. Here are a few
Tina: (about helping her dad through insurance fraud) I'm gonna go to jail! Or Hell! Or Hell-Jail!
[fantasy in Hell lunchline]
Tina: So what's for lunch today?
Hell Lunchlady: Your lies!
Tina: (dramatic) NOOOO!...That's what we had yesterday!
Teddy: Today someone threw a snowcone at my windshield. I thought I hit a rainbow. It was terrifying!
(Gotta be frank, that actually does sound kinda scary...)
Bob: [addressing a large pot] Duvall, is that you in there?
Duval: [from the pot] No one's in this pot. Go away. I am the spaghetti.
Tina: Here's a bunch of numbers. They may look random, but they're my phone number
Gene: [singing] I'm not afraid of ghosts
I'm not afraid of sharks
I'm not afraid of cancer
I'm just afraid of snakes
they really freak me out
where are their arms and legs?!
It's not okay!
(My love for snakes remains in place, but I quite often find myself singing this to myself. It's just so fun!)