The Corrupt a Wish Game.

Animeboye · **Reply #1460 on:** November 04, 2012, 10:50:30 PM

Wish granted. You are now in the inside of your mind.

I wish I had a tail.

Ghostfishe · **Reply #1461 on:** November 05, 2012, 03:55:33 PM

Granted. Unfortunately due to a weird genetic quirk, it grows out of the middle of your forehead rather than the end of your spine.

I wish I had better penmanship.

Animeboye · **Reply #1462 on:** November 05, 2012, 11:07:20 PM

Having a tail on your forehead actually sounds pretty cool.

Wish granted but it's so good that people still can't read it.

I wish the Mane Six were real.

Serris · **Reply #1463 on:** November 07, 2012, 01:08:34 AM

Wish granted. They're the totally xenophobic TCB versions.

I wish for a futuristic MLP:FiM spin-off set in a cyberpunk Equestria with an industrial rock/techno/electronica soundtrack.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1464 on:** January 11, 2013, 09:36:59 PM

Granted, but everything is so off-tempo and totally off-key that frankly, it never should've been published!

I wish I could be like King Midas and have everything I touch turn to gold.

vonboy · **Reply #1465 on:** January 11, 2013, 10:42:16 PM

come one, this is too easy.

You starve to death, because all the food you touch turns to gold.

I wish I didn't live 30 miles from work, and had to waste so much dang cash on gas.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1466 on:** January 12, 2013, 10:55:42 PM

Granted, however, when you move closer to work, the people there quickly fire you.

I wish I could play the keyboards better than I currently do!

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1467 on:** January 13, 2013, 01:30:49 AM

Granted, but it's so slightly better that it's not noticeable.

I wish piracy was seen as being legal in the US.

Serris · **Reply #1468 on:** January 13, 2013, 01:37:20 AM

Granted, ID theft has also been legalized.

I wish gun control laws were abolished but people with mental issues can get the help they need.

BigFriendlyGun9000 · **Reply #1469 on:** January 13, 2013, 01:38:30 AM

Granted, but since you didn't specify the type, they have ruined the US economy by completley disrupting the flow of goods. And to Serris, people without mental issues who want to kill now have full access to assault weapons.

I wish I controlled the US government.

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1470 on:** January 13, 2013, 02:53:06 AM

Granted, but you mess it up worse than George W. Bush did the economy.

I wish I could stay awake and never have to fall asleep.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1471 on:** January 13, 2013, 11:23:43 AM

Granted...eventually, however, you become a zombie until...you know what.

I wish there were less crazy people in the world.

vonboy · **Reply #1472 on:** January 13, 2013, 01:12:39 PM

Wish granted, your now in the oxford nuthouse for the criminally insane!

I kinda wish this certain associate would stop cussing everyone out and starting arguments and stuff at work. :/

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1473 on:** January 13, 2013, 01:37:24 PM

Wish denied, now the arguments are doubled in numbers!

I wish I could work with some of the best voice actors in the field.

vonboy · **Reply #1474 on:** January 13, 2013, 02:31:29 PM

Wish granted. You get to voice act with Billy West, John Dimaggio, and Maurice Lamarche. They all tell you that you suck at voice acting, and to try television sit-coms instead, the LOWEST form of entertainment!

I wish my LBT tv-series fanfiction... thingy, PAST-O-RAMA, was actually made for television!

pokeplayer984 · **Reply #1475 on:** January 13, 2013, 03:37:36 PM

Granted, but it is mysteriously hated by many and is quickly canceled.

I wish I was Kirby from Nintendo.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1476 on:** January 16, 2013, 01:10:14 PM

Granted. As it turns out, your version of Kirby is deformed.

I wish my lunch break would never be over.

Ghostfishe · **Reply #1477 on:** January 16, 2013, 01:45:48 PM

Granted, unfortunately that means you can never conclude your day and go home. You're trapped at lunch... forever...

I wish that cupboard from The Indian in the Cupboard was real.

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1478 on:** January 16, 2013, 05:07:05 PM

Granted. Despite this, Little Bear still isn't real.

I wish talking LBT plush toys were actually made.

Blais_13 · **Reply #1479 on:** January 21, 2013, 12:53:28 PM

Granted,but they are swearing all the time!

I wish they would play awesome rock or metal songs in the gym instead of those electronic stuffs.