Petrie: Gee...it sure creepy in here!
Guido: Yeah! I sure hope we can find a way out of here before... (suddenly notices a red button, located beside him) Hey! I wonder what this thing does?
Petrie: Huh? *gasp* Guido, no!
(Too late; Guido pushes the button. Nothing happens at first, then suddenly, out comes a group of robots resembling flyers. They proceed to sing the following, all the while making appropriate movements.)
Robots: Welcome to Duloc!
Such a perfect town!
Here we have some rules,
Let us lay them down.
Don't make waves, stay in line
And we'll get on just fine
Duloc is a perfect place!
Please keep off of the grass
Shine your shoes, wipe your...face!
Duloc is...Duloc is...Duloc is a perfect place!
(The robots disappear. Cue caption.)
