Chupacabra Caption

FlipperBoidSkua · **on:** January 17, 2011, 10:33:15 PM

*shrugs* Never posted a Caption This before and thought it would be fun to start with one of my favorite shows.

Caption away!

Adder · **Reply #1 on:** January 17, 2011, 10:34:28 PM

Jackie Chan: Holy cra-help me! Get it-get it away from me! Help me!
ME:

kid. I ain't helpin' ya.

Pangaea · **Reply #2 on:** January 17, 2011, 10:44:56 PM

You can teach a Chupacabra to fetch a stick, but you can't teach it to give it back.

Belmont2500 · **Reply #3 on:** January 17, 2011, 10:51:14 PM

Jackie Chan: If only Bruce Lee were here right now!!!

Pangaea · **Reply #4 on:** January 17, 2011, 10:55:34 PM

Where’s a cryptozoologist when you need one?

Adder · **Reply #5 on:** January 17, 2011, 10:58:16 PM

Jackie Chan: Where's the hunter with a shotgun when you need one?! HELP!

LBTDiclonius · **Reply #6 on:** January 18, 2011, 01:29:44 AM

Me: *sigh* I just wanted to see if it would play with him.

Pangaea · **Reply #7 on:** January 18, 2011, 02:01:02 AM

Chupacabra: “I has a stick! …with a hoomin on the end!”

Pangaea · **Reply #8 on:** February 01, 2011, 12:00:29 AM

Invisible campfires…perfect for LOLchupies to toast hoomins over.

:

Nick22 · **Reply #9 on:** February 01, 2011, 02:21:02 AM

trying to play fetch with this human isn't easy..

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #10 on:** February 01, 2011, 04:16:32 AM

I feel like I'm looking at a Far Side comic without a caption for it. Oh wait, that can't be right. Not enough cows.

Pangaea · **Reply #11 on:** February 01, 2011, 03:45:41 PM

^ Well, what cow in its right mind would want to share a comic panel with a bloodsucking cryptid that preys on livestock?

Chupacabra: “Hey, you! You’re the lead character designer for this show, right? Where did you learn how to draw Chupacabras? Check your cryptozoology sources, bub! We are most commonly described as resembling “a reptilian creature with quills on its back that hops like a kangaroo” or “a hairless wild dog with pronounced fangs”, not “a cross between a gorilla and a grasshopper”!

trulyfantasticme · **Reply #12 on:** June 21, 2011, 10:45:46 PM

"HOLY CRAP!!!! WHAT'S THAT ON THE GROUND!!!!?!?!?!?!?"

Mama's Girl · **Reply #13 on:** June 22, 2011, 12:04:18 AM

Jackie: By the laws of physics and common sense this stick should be snapped in half being in his jaws like that...wait, why did I just say that!!