If Ducky came to your house...

Little Bro · **Reply #60 on:** May 01, 2020, 09:35:24 PM

I would capture Ducky, and send her down the stairs in a laundry basket.

Let's change the name of this game to, "How Many Ways Can You Torture Ducky?"

RainbowFaceProtege · **Reply #61 on:** May 01, 2020, 09:40:27 PM

Quote from: Little Bro on May 01, 2020, 09:35:24 PM

I would capture Ducky, and send her down the stairs in a laundry basket.

Let's change the name of this game to, "How Many Ways Can You Torture Ducky?"

The rest of you guys seem pretty determined to turn it into that...so if Ducky came to my house, I'd guard her from all you hooligans!

Goldenwind · **Reply #62 on:** May 05, 2020, 12:17:53 PM

If Ducky came to my house, I would attack her with pillows!

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #63 on:** May 05, 2020, 12:18:56 PM

Quote from: RainbowFaceProtege on May 01, 2020, 09:40:27 PM

Quote from: Little Bro on May 01, 2020, 09:35:24 PM
I would capture Ducky, and send her down the stairs in a laundry basket.

Let's change the name of this game to, "How Many Ways Can You Torture Ducky?"

The rest of you guys seem pretty determined to turn it into that...so if Ducky came to my house, I'd guard her from all you hooligans!

You may keep her.

RainbowFaceProtege · **Reply #64 on:** May 05, 2020, 03:35:43 PM

Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on May 05, 2020, 12:18:56 PM

Quote from: RainbowFaceProtege on May 01, 2020, 09:40:27 PM
Quote from: Little Bro on May 01, 2020, 09:35:24 PM
I would capture Ducky, and send her down the stairs in a laundry basket.

Let's change the name of this game to, "How Many Ways Can You Torture Ducky?"

The rest of you guys seem pretty determined to turn it into that...so if Ducky came to my house, I'd guard her from all you hooligans!

You may keep her.

Yaaayy!!

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #65 on:** May 06, 2020, 07:16:49 PM

Quote from: RainbowFaceProtege on May 05, 2020, 03:35:43 PM

Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on May 05, 2020, 12:18:56 PM
Quote from: RainbowFaceProtege on May 01, 2020, 09:40:27 PM
Quote from: Little Bro on May 01, 2020, 09:35:24 PM
I would capture Ducky, and send her down the stairs in a laundry basket.

Let's change the name of this game to, "How Many Ways Can You Torture Ducky?"

The rest of you guys seem pretty determined to turn it into that...so if Ducky came to my house, I'd guard her from all you hooligans!

You may keep her.
Yaaayy!!

Just keep her 200 feet away from me, I have restraining order.

Little Bro · **Reply #66 on:** May 06, 2020, 08:13:05 PM

Keep her 200 feet away from me, too. Me and Protege are in the same household.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #67 on:** May 06, 2020, 08:23:17 PM

I have anti-duckbill traps around my treehouse. So beware Ducky!

Little Bro · **Reply #68 on:** May 25, 2020, 10:15:39 PM

I'd give her a rubber ducky.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #69 on:** May 26, 2020, 06:22:18 PM

I’d lock myself in a bathroom tell she leaves.

Little Bro · **Reply #70 on:** May 26, 2020, 06:27:31 PM

I'd give her $50, and tell her to go to the store for me.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #71 on:** May 26, 2020, 06:33:13 PM

I’d use the “cone of silence,” on her.

Little Bro · **Reply #72 on:** May 26, 2020, 08:12:24 PM

I would make her play "Yahtzee" and "Sorry" with me.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #73 on:** May 26, 2020, 08:22:58 PM

I’s have her play Twister, she would win by far.

Anagnos · **Reply #74 on:** May 27, 2020, 01:21:12 AM

I'd have her write me a story.

Little Bro · **Reply #75 on:** May 27, 2020, 12:40:27 PM

Quote from: Anagnos on May 27, 2020, 01:21:12 AM

I'd have her write me a story.

I bet she could write a cute story.

I make sure that evil Ducky isn't the Ducky who came to my house.

Anagnos · **Reply #76 on:** May 27, 2020, 01:01:07 PM

Quote from: Little Bro on May 27, 2020, 12:40:27 PM

Quote from: Anagnos on May 27, 2020, 01:21:12 AM
I'd have her write me a story.

I bet she could write a cute story.

I make sure that evil Ducky isn't the Ducky who came to my house.

She'd probably write one where Petrie is involved.

I'd make Ducky make my bed for me.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #77 on:** May 27, 2020, 01:27:18 PM

I’d call InGen and have them take her to Isla Sorna for research.

Little Bro · **Reply #78 on:** May 27, 2020, 09:48:32 PM

I'd have her join this site.

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #79 on:** May 28, 2020, 01:35:27 PM

I’d ask her to get angry like she did under Cera’s tutelage.