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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: MurMur on May 02, 2013, 04:00:55 PM

Title: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: MurMur on May 02, 2013, 04:00:55 PM
(https://image.ibb.co/kaunVF/Duckythe_Alcoholic_zps171909f2.jpg)
Title: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: Ducky123 on May 04, 2013, 07:19:06 PM
Ducky: "I *hicks* thought it *hicks* was water*hicks* yep, yep *hicks* yep!" :wacko
Title: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: crazedwriter on May 05, 2013, 07:49:01 PM
I thought it was water. It looked like water. Yep, yep, yep.

This poster speaks from an unpleasant childhood experience. Never drink from your dad's glass thinking it's water. In that case it was far from it.  I was about 7 at the time. :blink:
Title: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: Ducky123 on May 06, 2013, 06:32:39 PM
Quote
This poster speaks from an unpleasant childhood experience. Never drink from your dad's glass thinking it's water. In that case it was far from it. I was about 7 at the time. blink.gif
Ohh, what happened then? I hope you didn't had to go to the hospital back then...
Well, now you know, Ducky!!!

(The gang (as adults) watching old photos of their childhood)
Ducky: "I do not remember this one, no, no, no!"
Petrie: "Me do, that funny pic!"
Littlefoot: "Don't you remember? We stole old Toppsy's wine and you drunk two bottles of it!"
Cera: "Well, I stole it!"
Littlefoot: (annoyed) *Okay... Youstole it...!"
Ducky: "But why can't I remember anything?!?"
Cera: "Ducky, you had a hangover back then!"
Petrie: "What a hangover?"
Littlefoot: "It's, if you've drunk too much alcohol...!"
Cera: "Yeah! you forget everything!"
Ducky: "Oh, no, no, no! What happened?"
Petrie: "he he, you walked around like this! (staggers around)"
Littlefoot: "You also talked funny!"
Cera: "Yeah... Even Dinah and Dana could speak better back then than you did!"
Petrie: "You said you love Petrie!"
Littlefoot: "Then you crashed into Spike and you heavily threw out on him!"
Spike:  :x
Cera: "Well, you puked the whole night your Mommy told us!"
Petrie: "That right!"
Ducky: "Oh no! Why did I trunk it? I do not feel good now, no, no, no!"
Petrie: "You felt even worst back then me guess!"
Cera: "Can I read thoughts???"
Ducky: "No, you can not!"
Littlefoot: "However, it was a lot of fun!"
Petrie: "At least for we!"
Cera: "Yeah..!"
Spike: hmm mmh
Ducky: "When the picture was shot?"
Cera: "Right after Petrie woke you up!"
Petrie: "hehe, me think we can repeat that tonight!"
Littlefoot: "How?"
Petrie: "Toppsy trunk a lot today me Mommy told Petrie!"
Cera: "Ahhh... Let's do it, gang!"
Ducky: "Yep, yep, yep! But this time I will remember everything, yes I will!"
Cera: "We'll see...!"
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The next morning all of them found themselves in a cave not remembering anything from last night... Of course they had a headache...
Title: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: MurMur on May 14, 2013, 12:32:12 PM
Ducky: No-no, no more Ruby's Secret Grape Recipe!
Title: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: Ducky123 on May 17, 2013, 01:47:42 PM
Ducky: "I should not have eaten this toads :wacko!"
Title: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: Littlefoot Fan 93 on May 17, 2013, 04:08:20 PM
Of course Ducky would drink! After 13 movies and a TV series sleeping with or under Spike, I can't blame her....... :lol
Title: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: StrutEggStealer on May 17, 2013, 07:00:33 PM
Remember, children: don't drink and drive!
XDD her faaaacccceee....
Title: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: rhombus on September 09, 2013, 08:47:41 PM
Quote from: MurMur,May 14 2013 on  11:32 AM
Ducky: No-no, no more Ruby's Secret Grape Recipe!
:lol

It looks like Ruby is feeling the aftereffects of her brew as well:

http://gangoffive.net/index.php?showtopic=12544 (http://gangoffive.net/index.php?showtopic=12544)
Title: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: Ducky123 on September 10, 2013, 04:50:38 PM
Wow... my English was pretty bad back then... :angel

Ducky: "Hey... why do I see everything twice?"
Cera: "Why don't ask me!"
Ducky: But I want to know, yep, yep... yeeeeeeeep!" *passes out*
Title: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: jansenov on September 10, 2013, 06:15:18 PM
Granny: "Oh my! Girls drink more than boys these days."

Title: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: Sneak on April 21, 2017, 03:24:30 PM
good forum members took bottle from Ducky...




...only to play Spin the Bottle!
Title: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: Littlefoot505 on November 08, 2017, 06:10:32 PM
I thought those old treesweets tasted weird. I did. I did
Title: Re: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 09, 2020, 05:00:00 PM
Ducky: No more Coconut juice.. nope, nope, nope.
Title: Re: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 10, 2020, 02:57:12 PM
Proof that alcoholics age fast, making them appear older than they should. :sducky
Title: Re: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 10, 2020, 05:41:39 PM
Ducky has fallen off the tree trunk (wagon).
Title: Re: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 10, 2020, 06:56:43 PM
Me after losing one hour of sleep due to Daylight Savings Time. (DST)
Title: Re: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 10, 2020, 07:33:08 PM
When you’ve eaten too much and you see a commercial for seafood.  :facepalm
Title: Re: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 10, 2020, 09:29:51 PM
How I feel after waking up every morning at 6 A.M to go to school... :sducky
Title: Re: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 10, 2020, 10:40:25 PM
How I feel on mondays and not because of alcohol. :D
Title: Re: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 11, 2020, 09:29:05 AM
These withdrawal symptoms are taking a toll on our poor Ducky... :(petrie
Title: Re: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 11, 2020, 09:37:18 AM
Ducky: Alchole yucky.. yep, yep, yep.
Title: Re: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 12, 2020, 10:06:43 PM
You know what they say...depression is the "common cold" of psychological disorders. :sducky
She should be back to normal in no time...hopefully. :(
Title: Re: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 13, 2020, 02:28:19 AM
Ducky discovers Bacon flavored ice cream is too much of a good thing.
Title: Re: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: ImpracticalDino on March 13, 2020, 11:07:56 AM
Ducky is now a zombie! Run! :bolt
Title: Re: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 13, 2020, 11:21:22 AM
Ducky is over the avacado slice and bread fad.
Title: Re: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: HotelValleyfornia on May 02, 2022, 01:50:12 PM
Ducky: Due to personal reasons, I will be walking to the Big Water and leaping into the mouth of a Swimming Sharptooth.
Littlefoot: Did Petrie say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Ducky: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL–
Title: Re: Ducky the Alcoholic
Post by: ManOfWar GT on May 02, 2022, 04:51:40 PM
these captions are getting weirder every day.