Topsy's Biggest Shame

The Anonymous Person · **Reply #1 on:** June 28, 2013, 10:59:38 AM

Tria: Topsy, dear! What are you doing out so late? And why is...

Topsy: Don't...ask...

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #2 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:56:33 AM

Mr. Threehorn: "And THIS is why there should be a law against flyers going to the bathroom while in flight."

Tria: "But Topsy, that's how your face always looks when you come home from the bar."

Mr. Threehorn (

): "Not...funny."

Ducky123 · **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2013, 04:01:56 PM

Tria: "Toooopsyyyyy!!! Why is your face so dirty? Go and wash it! NOW!!!"
Topsy: "But Tria.. I-I..."
Tria: "Wash your face or you won't sleep in the nest tonight!"
Topsy: "Humpff!"
Tria: (to herself) "Why do I constantly have to tell him such things? His manners leave much to be desired!"

jansenov · **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2013, 08:01:44 PM

"You just continue peeking, Topsy. It's done you well so far!"

Dalekdino · **Reply #5 on:** November 13, 2014, 03:40:13 PM

Tria: Let me guess. More hate mail?

Topsy: YES!

Ducky123 · **Reply #6 on:** November 14, 2014, 12:10:48 PM

Topsy after trying to drive out a herd of Yellowbellies.

Tria: "What happened, dear?"
Topsy: "I was close! I was about to ram them into nothingness but then all of them farted at me AT ONCE!"
Tria: "Ts ts... and why is your face so dirty?"
Topsy: "Err... you see, their farts were WET farts... if you know what I mean.
Tria: "Go wash yourself! I'll get the Longnecks to drive them out instead!"

Topsy:

vonboy · **Reply #7 on:** November 14, 2014, 12:47:31 PM

Topsy: "What the hell did you come by our nest for, Chomper!?"
Chomper: "Oh, I just came by to drop off Cera."

Chomper then climbs up on Topsy's face to 'do his business'.

rhombus · **Reply #8 on:** November 16, 2014, 09:20:23 PM

Topsy rammed a fast biter into the Great Valley's latrine... only to fall face first into his handiwork.

LittlefootAndAliTogether · **Reply #9 on:** February 25, 2015, 02:11:03 PM

Tria: There's mud on your face and you're a disgrace! We will, we will, rock you!

ImpracticalDino · **Reply #10 on:** March 01, 2020, 05:01:48 PM

Uh...I can explain.

Caption Away!

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #11 on:** March 02, 2020, 02:24:09 AM

Topsy: I confess, I gey mid facials.