The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: F-14 Ace on May 03, 2010, 02:36:18 PM

Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: F-14 Ace on May 03, 2010, 02:36:18 PM
(https://s18.postimg.org/p3s9rtdrt/Multi-classing.jpg)

When I said "You shall not pass", I freaking meant it!
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: Nick22 on May 03, 2010, 03:31:36 PM
Wizard with enchaned machine gun+ baad news for Balrogs and orcs!
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on May 03, 2010, 07:15:25 PM
You don't need to be a wizard to operate one of these bad boys.
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: WeirdRaptor on May 03, 2010, 07:46:04 PM
Gandalf's back, and this time he's done playin' nice!
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: F-14 Ace on May 03, 2010, 07:53:36 PM
Simply walking into Mordor won't be a problem anymore.
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: Kor on May 03, 2010, 09:55:51 PM
Imagine if he had had that in the movies.  

Reminds me for some reason of the Gandhi 2 bit that was in Weird Al's movie.
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on May 03, 2010, 10:53:24 PM
Not as mean, not as lean, but still a Marine! :p
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: Nick22 on May 03, 2010, 11:10:39 PM
lets see how many orcs i can kill with this bad boy!
 reminds me of that "NRA" video on Family guys where they had Moses and Jesus blasting the Romans away with machine guns.. :lol:
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: Kor on May 03, 2010, 11:14:58 PM
I wonder what the LOTR movies would have been like if a few of the fellowship had those.
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: F-14 Ace on May 03, 2010, 11:36:32 PM
Gandalf: Get off my lawn!
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: Kor on May 04, 2010, 12:27:28 AM
"I am Gandalf the White and I was given this nifty new staff."
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: 2007excalibur2007 on May 04, 2010, 11:29:53 AM
"Say hello to my little friend!" *shoots like a true gangster*
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: Littlefoot Fan on May 04, 2010, 01:08:33 PM
"AK-47. So easy, a wizard can use it."
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: F-14 Ace on May 04, 2010, 01:38:37 PM
Oh, so you can block my spells eh?  Well let's see you block this, sucker!
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on May 04, 2010, 02:42:27 PM
Aragorn: "Gandalf the Grey! You're back from the dead!"
Gandalf: "Grey? No, I have been reborn as, GANDALF THE LOADED!"
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: Serris on May 04, 2010, 04:23:01 PM
Looks like Gandalf decided to dabble in some Post Modern Magik (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/PostModernMagik).
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: Nick22 on May 04, 2010, 07:55:44 PM
yes, amazing that a guy 7000 years old can wield a gun with such effectiveness
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: WeirdRaptor on May 04, 2010, 09:36:32 PM
"Alright, time to make ya 'holey'!"
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on May 17, 2010, 12:47:05 PM
"Laugh at my beard, will they?!"
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: pokeplayer984 on May 17, 2010, 01:21:50 PM
Quote from: WeirdRaptor,May 4 2010 on  07:36 PM
"Alright, time to make ya 'holey'!"
*audience boos*

Seriously WR, that was a bad joke. -_-
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: Kor on May 17, 2010, 04:16:35 PM
Gandalf: "Become a servant of the secret fire and you to will get cool toys like this."
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: Nick22 on May 19, 2010, 11:48:00 PM
they were out of staffs so they gave me this instead
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: Kor on May 19, 2010, 11:55:43 PM
When I was returned to the world as gandalf the white I was given this instead of a new staff.
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: WeirdRaptor on May 21, 2010, 05:20:25 AM
"Now remember to always believe in magic, or I'll kill you."
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: lbt/cty_lover on June 07, 2010, 06:59:57 PM
Gandalf: Go on. Try to get past me. See where it gets you.
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: ScratteLover2 on June 14, 2010, 09:37:13 PM
Did I say that you could pass into my house? No I did not! Now your going to getting thirty rounds fully-auto hot lead!
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: action9000 on June 14, 2010, 10:02:56 PM
Quote
they were out of staffs so they gave me this instead
:lol  :lol

One does not simply walk into Gandalf...
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: Adder on July 29, 2010, 10:13:37 PM
Gendalf: They were out of Assault Shotguns, so I went for the next best thing.
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: Adder on July 29, 2010, 10:16:36 PM
When people come in his castle, they don't leave... in one piece any way.


I can imagine go hunting with this guy.... :lol
Title: Gandalf with AK-47
Post by: Kor on July 29, 2010, 10:56:18 PM
Gandalf: "I think a few shots to his face will distract Sauron from noticing Frodo being near his goal."