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It's Party Time! / The Hardest Game Ever
« on: May 18, 2013, 10:07:58 AM »
T-Rex Balls to the Wall Sadistically "Cartridge-explodes-upon-taking-damage" ungodly very hard.
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The Fridge / Favourite smileys?
« on: May 16, 2013, 07:01:31 AM »
^ I'm fond of that one, but I've never used it. The others I like and sometimes use:
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Random Role Play / Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: May 14, 2013, 01:51:45 AM »
(Japan)
The Phantom pulled out a pair of scimitars and charged at Haruto. The wizard fired two shots at Naga, but he deflected them with his swords. Haruto flipped the barrel of his gun up, popping out the blade concealed inside to transform it into sword mode. He blocked the Naga Phantom's first overhead strike, only to be slashed across the chest by the second sword. Sparks exploded from his chest armor and he stumbled to the side, another slash struck his back, knocking him forward.
He stumbled into the cavern wall and leaned against it, catching his breath.
"Die!" Naga exclaimed, leaping at him and thrusting out his pair of weapons. Wizard jumped aside and the blades slammed against the wall. Spinning around, Haruto slashed Naga across the shoulder. The creature's scaley hide sparked as the blow struck. A follow-up slash knocked the scimitar from Naga's numb arm. He tried swinging his remaining sword, but Haruto knocked it aside and layed into the Phatom with several rapid slashes, finishing up with a kick to the gut that sent him flying into the wall.
"Now, the finale!" Haruto exclaimed, opening the hand design on the Wizard Swordgun by pressing on the thumb.
"Come on and slash! Shake hands!" the sword chanted, until Wizard waved his left hand ring over the scanner. "Flame! Slash strike!"
Flames and red runes swirled up the swordgun's blade as Haruto raised it overhead and dropped into a battle pose. He swung his weapon down, sending a cresecent wave of fire flying at Naga.
The Phantom recovered from his daze just in time to spot the blade of fire bearing down on him. He pushed off the wall, flinging himself out of the attack's way. The Flame struck hit the rocky wall, leaving a glowing hot scar over the purple runes.
"Oops!" Haruto exclaimed as the rune circle's glow began pulsing and a loud humming noise filled the cavern.
(The Silo)
The team gathered in the shuttle's cockpit. While the rocket had been built from a corn silo, the shutle itself was cobbled together from the Engineer's RV and the Sniper's camper van.
None of the team were wearing spacesuits, instead wearing their work clothes. The Heavy had asked their supplier, Saxton Hale, about buying some suits, but Hale explained that only wussy astronauts needed them and real men just needed to hold their breath in space to survive. The Heavy found this odd, but didn't want to be called a wussy, so he didn't argue.
"Let's get this wagon train rolling," the Engineer exclaimed, flicking several switches on the console he'd attached to the sun visor. He shifted the stick into drive and stepped on the gas. The rocket began rumbling.
Outside, flames and smoke began pouring from the bottom of the Silo. The entire structure shook violently and at first didn't seem to be doing much else until it finally started lifting off. As it rose into the sky, it left behind a trail of fire, smoke, and popped corn kernels. A panel on the Silo rumbled and broke off, creating a loud clatter that could be heard inside the cockpit.
"What was noise?" Heavy asked nervously.
"Probably nothing," Engineer replied.
(Spire of Winter)
Cynder waited for the girls at the edge of the wood. A chill ran up her spine and she glanced around. No breeze blew through the area and she couldn't find anothe logical explanation for her sudden coldness.
She looked up when she heard the pair's footsteps draw closer. "Hello, Tigress. Are you coming with us?"
(Skylands)
Spyro lead the group over a rocky hill. He swooped down into a large depression in the ground, where a Portal sat, glowing bright white. Ancient Portal Master symbols decorated the side of the stone platform.
He waited until the non-flying members of the party caught up before leaping unto the Portal and vanishing in a flash of light.
The purple dragon reappeared in front of the Core of Light. A large complicated machine made from components of all eight different elemental types found in the Skylands. A white dragon with a crystal covered body stood nearby and glanced up at his arrival. A giant tree stood a few feet away, lifting up a support beam for what would one day be their new castle.
"Hello, Spyro," Flashwing, the crystal dragoness greeted. "I thought you were taking a break today?"
"Something's come up," Spyro replied.
The Phantom pulled out a pair of scimitars and charged at Haruto. The wizard fired two shots at Naga, but he deflected them with his swords. Haruto flipped the barrel of his gun up, popping out the blade concealed inside to transform it into sword mode. He blocked the Naga Phantom's first overhead strike, only to be slashed across the chest by the second sword. Sparks exploded from his chest armor and he stumbled to the side, another slash struck his back, knocking him forward.
He stumbled into the cavern wall and leaned against it, catching his breath.
"Die!" Naga exclaimed, leaping at him and thrusting out his pair of weapons. Wizard jumped aside and the blades slammed against the wall. Spinning around, Haruto slashed Naga across the shoulder. The creature's scaley hide sparked as the blow struck. A follow-up slash knocked the scimitar from Naga's numb arm. He tried swinging his remaining sword, but Haruto knocked it aside and layed into the Phatom with several rapid slashes, finishing up with a kick to the gut that sent him flying into the wall.
"Now, the finale!" Haruto exclaimed, opening the hand design on the Wizard Swordgun by pressing on the thumb.
"Come on and slash! Shake hands!" the sword chanted, until Wizard waved his left hand ring over the scanner. "Flame! Slash strike!"
Flames and red runes swirled up the swordgun's blade as Haruto raised it overhead and dropped into a battle pose. He swung his weapon down, sending a cresecent wave of fire flying at Naga.
The Phantom recovered from his daze just in time to spot the blade of fire bearing down on him. He pushed off the wall, flinging himself out of the attack's way. The Flame struck hit the rocky wall, leaving a glowing hot scar over the purple runes.
"Oops!" Haruto exclaimed as the rune circle's glow began pulsing and a loud humming noise filled the cavern.
(The Silo)
The team gathered in the shuttle's cockpit. While the rocket had been built from a corn silo, the shutle itself was cobbled together from the Engineer's RV and the Sniper's camper van.
None of the team were wearing spacesuits, instead wearing their work clothes. The Heavy had asked their supplier, Saxton Hale, about buying some suits, but Hale explained that only wussy astronauts needed them and real men just needed to hold their breath in space to survive. The Heavy found this odd, but didn't want to be called a wussy, so he didn't argue.
"Let's get this wagon train rolling," the Engineer exclaimed, flicking several switches on the console he'd attached to the sun visor. He shifted the stick into drive and stepped on the gas. The rocket began rumbling.
Outside, flames and smoke began pouring from the bottom of the Silo. The entire structure shook violently and at first didn't seem to be doing much else until it finally started lifting off. As it rose into the sky, it left behind a trail of fire, smoke, and popped corn kernels. A panel on the Silo rumbled and broke off, creating a loud clatter that could be heard inside the cockpit.
"What was noise?" Heavy asked nervously.
"Probably nothing," Engineer replied.
(Spire of Winter)
Cynder waited for the girls at the edge of the wood. A chill ran up her spine and she glanced around. No breeze blew through the area and she couldn't find anothe logical explanation for her sudden coldness.
She looked up when she heard the pair's footsteps draw closer. "Hello, Tigress. Are you coming with us?"
(Skylands)
Spyro lead the group over a rocky hill. He swooped down into a large depression in the ground, where a Portal sat, glowing bright white. Ancient Portal Master symbols decorated the side of the stone platform.
He waited until the non-flying members of the party caught up before leaping unto the Portal and vanishing in a flash of light.
The purple dragon reappeared in front of the Core of Light. A large complicated machine made from components of all eight different elemental types found in the Skylands. A white dragon with a crystal covered body stood nearby and glanced up at his arrival. A giant tree stood a few feet away, lifting up a support beam for what would one day be their new castle.
"Hello, Spyro," Flashwing, the crystal dragoness greeted. "I thought you were taking a break today?"
"Something's come up," Spyro replied.
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Random Role Play / Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: May 13, 2013, 04:48:55 AM »
(Japan)
"It's showtime," Haruto declared, raising his left arm to show off the red ruby ring that resembled his helmet. Ruby red armor covered his chest, over his black and silver armor. A silver belt adjorned his waist with a large black hand shaped buckle outlined with gold. A strand of metal attached to the side of his belt held several more rings.
"The ring-bearing wizard?" the Phantom excalimed, surprised and frightened. Light blue scales covered the creature's body and numerous serpent decorations sprouted from its natural body armor, including a cobra hood on its head. "What are you doing here?"
"I just tend to turn up in the oddest places," Haruto replied, switching the ring on his right hand for another.
The odd place was a small rockey crag in the middle of the forest. Sunlight illuminated the immediate entrance, while a dark purple glow emanated from the runes on the back wall. With no Gate (a human with magic potiential that could be turned into a new Phantom) in sight, Haruto assumed the runes were what the Phantom wanted.
Pressing down on the left side of his belt buckle, the hand symbol flipped to the right and Haruto waved his right hand over it, scanning his ring.
"Connect, please!" the belt announced. A red rune circle decorated with a dragon design appeared in the air next to the Kamen Rider. He reached towards the circle, his arm disappearing into the portal. He pulled a large white gun from the magic runes. Taking aim, he blasted the mosnter with silver bullets.
(Skylands)
"We better move!" Spyro exclaimed. "This guy sounds serious."
He opened his wings and hovered above the group. "Follow me, there's a portal near here. We can take it to the Core of Light and contact Master Eon there."
(Spire of Winter)
"A trek thorugh nature sounds like fun," Cynder said. "I could use a break from these strange surroundings. Don't get me wrong I don't hate it here, but even I get homesick from time to time."
She opened her wings and jumped, flying ahead. She turned back and saw Dixie a couple feet behind, unable to keep up with her fast flying... like Spyro could... A frown spread over the dragoness' muzzle, but she hid it as Dixie came closer.
"It's showtime," Haruto declared, raising his left arm to show off the red ruby ring that resembled his helmet. Ruby red armor covered his chest, over his black and silver armor. A silver belt adjorned his waist with a large black hand shaped buckle outlined with gold. A strand of metal attached to the side of his belt held several more rings.
"The ring-bearing wizard?" the Phantom excalimed, surprised and frightened. Light blue scales covered the creature's body and numerous serpent decorations sprouted from its natural body armor, including a cobra hood on its head. "What are you doing here?"
"I just tend to turn up in the oddest places," Haruto replied, switching the ring on his right hand for another.
The odd place was a small rockey crag in the middle of the forest. Sunlight illuminated the immediate entrance, while a dark purple glow emanated from the runes on the back wall. With no Gate (a human with magic potiential that could be turned into a new Phantom) in sight, Haruto assumed the runes were what the Phantom wanted.
Pressing down on the left side of his belt buckle, the hand symbol flipped to the right and Haruto waved his right hand over it, scanning his ring.
"Connect, please!" the belt announced. A red rune circle decorated with a dragon design appeared in the air next to the Kamen Rider. He reached towards the circle, his arm disappearing into the portal. He pulled a large white gun from the magic runes. Taking aim, he blasted the mosnter with silver bullets.
(Skylands)
"We better move!" Spyro exclaimed. "This guy sounds serious."
He opened his wings and hovered above the group. "Follow me, there's a portal near here. We can take it to the Core of Light and contact Master Eon there."
(Spire of Winter)
"A trek thorugh nature sounds like fun," Cynder said. "I could use a break from these strange surroundings. Don't get me wrong I don't hate it here, but even I get homesick from time to time."
She opened her wings and jumped, flying ahead. She turned back and saw Dixie a couple feet behind, unable to keep up with her fast flying... like Spyro could... A frown spread over the dragoness' muzzle, but she hid it as Dixie came closer.
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Ask Me / Ask the Dragon
« on: May 11, 2013, 07:36:44 AM »
One can not make a good dragon movie without Sean Connery in it. 
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Role Play Discussion / Insane Cafe 4
« on: May 11, 2013, 07:35:00 AM »
I'm having them show up in a ship which I plan to promptly trash so they have to join up with one of the groups running around.
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The Party Room / Classify the member above's avatar
« on: May 11, 2013, 07:32:21 AM »
10/10 Somehow seems very appros and i like how it transparently blends with the forum background.
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The Party Room / What does the avatar above say?
« on: May 10, 2013, 08:07:12 AM »
"Primitive earth lifeform you can not hope to comprehend my majesty! Would you like a jelly baby?"
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Role Play Discussion / Insane Cafe 4
« on: May 07, 2013, 10:34:02 PM »
I'm bringing in the characters from Team Fortress 2. I'm planning to paly the Heavy, the Medic, the Pyro, and the Soldier. The Engineer is up for grabs if anyone wants him, but if not I'll play him. I may play the rest of the classes too if no one's interested.
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Random Role Play / Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: May 07, 2013, 10:32:06 PM »
"Sparx is the same as ever," Cynder said. "Obnoxious."
"Why don't we try and see the sights?" she suggested. "There must be a map around here somewhere right?"
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"Are you from around here?" Spyro asked. There were so many different tribes and races in the Skylands one could never be sure who or what they might encounter.
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"Da, are you sure this will work?" a heavy set bald man asked in a Russian accent.
His companion, a short man wearing a construction helmet, googles, and blue overalls glanced up at him. "I reckon so. You're worrying too much."
A man in a white labcoat wearing red gloves cackled at a table across the room. He had just hooked up a tangled array of wires and held up his finished product; a large metallic sphere that looked a bit like a depth charge. "Success! Ve vill be ready for launch in a few minutes."
"Am just saying," the heavy russian man continued. "Is thirty billion dollar bounty, why are we building spaceship from old corn silo?"
"Why don't we try and see the sights?" she suggested. "There must be a map around here somewhere right?"
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"Are you from around here?" Spyro asked. There were so many different tribes and races in the Skylands one could never be sure who or what they might encounter.
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"Da, are you sure this will work?" a heavy set bald man asked in a Russian accent.
His companion, a short man wearing a construction helmet, googles, and blue overalls glanced up at him. "I reckon so. You're worrying too much."
A man in a white labcoat wearing red gloves cackled at a table across the room. He had just hooked up a tangled array of wires and held up his finished product; a large metallic sphere that looked a bit like a depth charge. "Success! Ve vill be ready for launch in a few minutes."
"Am just saying," the heavy russian man continued. "Is thirty billion dollar bounty, why are we building spaceship from old corn silo?"
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The Party Room / Classify the member above's avatar
« on: May 04, 2013, 08:31:28 AM »
7/10
Pretty cool cat, but the bright sunny savannah colors clash with the forum's starry night background.
Pretty cool cat, but the bright sunny savannah colors clash with the forum's starry night background.
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The Party Room / What does the avatar above say?
« on: May 02, 2013, 05:59:59 PM »
"Can I please have a flamethrower, Mommy? Please, please, please?"
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Random Role Play / Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: April 22, 2013, 06:07:21 AM »
"All right," Spyro said. He padded around to one of the chains and examined it wearily. Breaking them should be simple, Skylanders broke lots of things, it was part of the job description. Wrecking dungeons full of pottery and cabinets was part of their regular training regime. "Let's jsut quick break this chains, hopefully that'll undo the seal."
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"I hadn't really thought about going anywhere," Cynder said. "This place is so different from what I'm used to."
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"I hadn't really thought about going anywhere," Cynder said. "This place is so different from what I'm used to."
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Animation / A Sonic Rainboom!
« on: April 15, 2013, 07:47:13 AM »
Rainbow Dash is her own Flux Capacitor!
Fluttershy: Yes! That pony was right. Bet it all on the underdog!
Other three: What?!
Fluttershy: Yes! That pony was right. Bet it all on the underdog!
Other three: What?!
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Random Role Play / Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: April 15, 2013, 07:40:14 AM »
Cynder was instantly worried Spyro would see them out together and become even more difficult to reconcile with. She'd promised this time to Dixie though and she'd really missed the Great Dane.
"Sure, let's do the town," she said.
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(Skylands)
"I don't think-." Spyro started, falling silent as he saw the large reptile rise up. His eyes widened in surprise, but then he jumped in front of the group, spreading his wings wide. He had every intention of fighting Vertigo off, but that wasn't his first option. "Err, hello. We're the Skylanders. Is there something we can help you with?"
"Sure, let's do the town," she said.
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(Skylands)
"I don't think-." Spyro started, falling silent as he saw the large reptile rise up. His eyes widened in surprise, but then he jumped in front of the group, spreading his wings wide. He had every intention of fighting Vertigo off, but that wasn't his first option. "Err, hello. We're the Skylanders. Is there something we can help you with?"
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Gamers Zone / Rage-Quit Games
« on: April 08, 2013, 09:27:57 PM »
I rage quit Sonic Rush when I got onto the second to final level with Sonic and had to use a spinning catapulte thing to launch myself ahead, but since you had to land on a spot that was off the screen, you couldn't judge how to launch yourself.
The other game I quit was Sonic Unleashed on the last boss fight. Trying to get near the giant dark chaos monster with a lumbering stone giant was too much of a pain.
The other game I quit was Sonic Unleashed on the last boss fight. Trying to get near the giant dark chaos monster with a lumbering stone giant was too much of a pain.
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Random Role Play / Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: April 08, 2013, 12:57:19 AM »
"I'm fine," Cynder said. "Things are going just perfect."
She hadn't decided what to tell Dixie until that moment. Stripetail's words about emotion and relatiohsips made her choose to keep the spat a secret. She'd work things out with Spyro by herself, even if they had to put it off until their return home.
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(Skylands)
Spyro flew after the rest. Like Sunburn, the heat didn't really bother the purple dragon.
"I'm pretty sure Eon can contact your friend with what we have," he said.
She hadn't decided what to tell Dixie until that moment. Stripetail's words about emotion and relatiohsips made her choose to keep the spat a secret. She'd work things out with Spyro by herself, even if they had to put it off until their return home.
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(Skylands)
Spyro flew after the rest. Like Sunburn, the heat didn't really bother the purple dragon.
"I'm pretty sure Eon can contact your friend with what we have," he said.
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Silver Screen / Power Rangers MegaForce
« on: March 29, 2013, 06:59:54 AM »
If they follow Gokaiger, it'll be one past ranger appearing every other episode to help the team master the original ranger powers. Since this is Power Rangers, I doubt they'll do it as well as Gokaiger did, but whatever, it doesn't really effect me any since I don't plan to watch it.
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Land Before Time Captions / Cera Will Own Anybody
« on: March 22, 2013, 10:47:57 AM »
Cera: WWWWRRRRRYYYYYYY!!!