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General Land Before Time / LBT songs you used to like...
« on: November 08, 2017, 01:20:42 PM »
...But don't so much anymore.

For me, the example that stands out in my head would be "Big Water." I used to like that song, but upon rewatching LBT 5 not that long ago, its still okay, but kinda meh to me now. You guys?

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Silver Screen / Favorite Animated Film
« on: November 01, 2017, 10:28:05 PM »
May as start: (no order)

1. Moana
2. Zootopia
3. Wreck-It Ralph
4. The Secret of NIMH
5. The Land Before Time
6. Aladdin
7. Beauty and the Beast
8. The Lion King
9. Pinocchio
10. The Rescuers
11. Titan A.E.
12. The Incredibles
13. Big Hero 6
14. Robin Hood (Disney)
15. Princess Mononoke
16. Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
17. The Princes of Eqypt
18. Toy Story
19. Mulan
20. Tangled

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Silver Screen / Anyone else looking forward to Thor 3?
« on: October 27, 2017, 09:03:24 PM »
It certainly looks to be a fun Autumn popcorn blockbuster? Anyone going to see it apart from myself?

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Silver Screen / Stephen King's It
« on: September 07, 2017, 05:17:39 PM »
The re-adaptation I didn't see coming. I'm seeing it tonight, because for all intents and purposes, it looks almost perfectly word-for-word based on the sections of the book where the main characters were kids. And to see an adaptation of King's work look so close to the material is rare, to say the least.  

King's novels have an interesting history with Hollywood. The guy's a great writer and one of the most efficient I've ever seen. He can pop out books the size of "Lord of the Rings" on an almost yearly basis and actually have a lot of them be really, really good. The downside is that most of the time the films based on them end up... um... how to put this nicely...? Terrible. Some are decent and a tiny, TINY handful will be great.

But the second adaptation of IT is looking like they've gone the extra mile to truly do justice to the book. I'm hoping they did, because if its good and is a huge success, this could open the door to many more vastly improved re-adaptations of King's work that just didn't work back in the day because modern filmmaking technology is just now catching up with King's imagination. So here's hoping. Will let you all know what I thought after the movie.

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Silver Screen / Spider-Man: Homecoming
« on: July 13, 2017, 02:49:46 PM »
It was a fast-paced, funny film, but it had a lot of heart. Honestly, this is the first time I've ever truly felt that this was a "real" teenage Spider-Man. As in he actually acts like most would expect a teenager to act. He's got his heart in the right place, but boy does he have a lot to learn. It isn't perfect, but I'll take it over the BLEH Raimi films anyday. The focus on high school life so many were dreading actually fits with the story they were telling and doesn't come across as forced. Neither does the multi-ethnic angle. Its New York, guys. Deal with it.

Holland and Keaton are both phenomenal, and you really get to feel for both of them. Keaton's character is similar to Zemo's in that he actually has very personal reasons for doing everything he does. He gets a lot more development than most Marvel villains, but they still don't let him take over the film. This is still SPider-man's film. It doesn't retread what the previous 5 films have done, thankfully, and it doesn't beat you over the head with Uncle Ben's famous phrase. It delivers the message by simply showing us Peter having to choose between what he'd LIKE to do and what he knows he SHOULD do.

This is not Ironman 4, featuring Spider-Man. Tony's barely in the film. 10 minutes, tops. Yeah, I was surprised, too. The trailers made it look like he'd be the costar, but he's in Homecoming only slightly more than Nick Fury was in Ironman 2. The only action sequence he takes part in is the one shown in the trailers: keeping the two halves of the ferry from falling over. That's it. Spidey fights all his own battles.

The Homecoming dance is only in the film for two minutes and barely mentioned throughout. Its a thing in the film for about a whole ten minutes before the dance, itself, too.

No, the film isn't overcrowded. Keaton is THE villain. The others are just his gang.

The basic plot of the film actually touches on a subject only Agents of SHIELD, the Netflix shows, and the Shorts have done so far: it's basically showing us the street-level reactions to the various battles and incidents involving superheroes. Oh, and boy, does it EVER do it infinitely better than Man of Steel or BvS could ever hope to achieve. While those films attempt to wax philosophical, this film simply shows us how the people live in a world where the god of thunder can duke it out with evil robots, and we're given a pretty close view of the damage control that goes into rebuilding after the fight is over.

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Silver Screen / Wonder Woman
« on: July 01, 2017, 09:13:51 PM »
Anyone see Wonder Woman yet? The DCEU has finally spawned a good movie. Discuss.

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Silver Screen / Power Rangers
« on: April 01, 2017, 10:46:19 PM »
So... got dragged to this one, and it was an interesting little... experience. Believe it or not, it was okay. Not great. Nothing special, but not as skin-peelingly bad as I was expecting. Of course, the source material is nothing to write home about. It's a cheaply made TV show starring "actors" who were hired out of the gym, not the theater, and used Japanese stock footage for anything technical it needed.

It does and doesn't follow the story of the first season, from 1993. It follows it in the sense that they have the same outline, but all the working bits are changed. The rangers themselves are now not the sickingly goody-goody paragons of swellness you might remember from the original series. Instead, they're basically The Breakfast Club now. Four of the five heroes have actual legitimate issues for being troubled teens. The fifth, Jason, is the epitome of a privileged white kid in a first world nation who THINKS he has problems, but really doesn't. Well, he does, technically, but all his problems are ones he himself made for himself. The others are victims of circumstance or of a single thoughtless action that had very severe consequences.

My main issue with the film, apart from Jason reminding me a bit too much of jerks I went to school with, was that they don't actually suit up and kick ass until the last half-hour. Yes. Really. This film learned nothing from Fox's F4nastic. That said, that last half-hour was pretty awesome, all things considered.

Rita Repulsa was actually pretty terrifying as the main antagonist. Brian Cranston was, of course, excellent, even with the filmmakers deciding that Zordon needed to be kind of a jerk working against him. Alpha-5 is considerably less annoying than he was in the original series, but sadly: no Bulk and Skull.  :(

In all, it was an average teen drama/sci-fi/adventure/superhero movie. Nothing great, but certainly not the painful trial I was expecting. I'm actually kinda rooting for the film to get a sequel if they learn anything from making this one.

So how about you?

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Silver Screen / Beauty and the Beast
« on: April 01, 2017, 10:29:15 PM »
Seriously, no one's made a topic about this? You guys are dropping the ball.

Alright, some thoughts: I liked it. It was a somewhat lengthened remake of the 1991 animated version that was mostly concerned with expanding on ideas presented from the original. I believe it did a magnificent job of doing that, as well as making Belle more of a proactive character rather than just a girl who wants to read. The songs are all back, with a new spin on all of them, as well as some new songs, which I also liked. Unfortunately, some of the singing isn't as good as it was in the animated version, but at other times it was on par, and a few times even better.
The new cast is excellent. Watson and Stevens are charming as the two leads and have a lot of chemistry with each other. Evans was GREAT as Gaston. He was so charming and bombastic that he brought a smile to my face even when he was being a total douchebag. And of course, Kevin Kline was brilliant by proxy of being Kevin Kline.

Expanded ideas: we're told why the entire castle staff was also enchanted along with The Beast. It's because they did nothing to prevent him from becoming a horrible, spoiled brat.
Gaston is the local town hero because he's also a war hero and a local protector of the people. It's implied that he was an okay guy once upon a time, but has since let his popularity to go his head.
They also give more context for why the village was so judgmental and unreceptive to Belle's status as a reading, thinking woman. We're never told what YEAR the film takes place in, but it's at a time when people are still dying of The Plague, and there's even a Plague Doctor in the film at one point. So that right there says a lot about the time period.
There are others, but I won't spoil them.

Any thoughts from you guys?

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The Fridge / IMDb is closing its forums.
« on: February 06, 2017, 11:08:36 PM »
A few days ago, Internet Movie Database announced they were going to be closing their message board features on February 20th. Yeah, the jerks who run that website had literally given their entire 250 million user base only a few weeks' heads up before it's all just gone! I've been a member of that site since freaking March, 2003! 14 years of my internet experience and of having a guaranteed place to talk to many of my online friends, and it's just going away in a few weeks!  :(

I am both saddened and angered by this turn of events, mostly because of the short notice its just been dumped in our laps. They couldn't give us a six months notice, bare minimum? Screw those guys! IDMb has got to have one of the most incompetent and apathetic Administration team I've ever seen in my life and instead of addressing the long-standing issues with the site, all of which are simple fixes, they'd rather just shut the forums down. They'll pay for it, of course, because many of us only went there FOR the message boards. So when the mass exodus happens, they'll find they just shot all their own toes off.

Sorry, I just had to vent. Not sure if this belongs here in the Fridge or in the "After Midnight". Feel free to move it if fits better there, Mods.

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Hobbies and Recreation / A friend of mine started a gaming channel
« on: February 06, 2017, 10:41:30 PM »
I'm not sure how to spread the word to help him get subscribers and views on YouTube in a tasteful way that doesn't annoy anyone, so here's the link:

MagiusDel

Now, he's focused on being more "informative" than outright "entertaining", but I hope you'll give him a fair shake.

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The Fridge / John Hurt (1940-2017)
« on: January 29, 2017, 07:38:36 PM »
We just lost another one, two days ago. He apparently had pancreatic cancer and that's took him a mere three days after his 77th birthday. Rest in Peace, good sir. You were beloved by many people and rightly so.

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General Land Before Time / Thoughts on LBT 4.
« on: January 18, 2017, 03:22:49 PM »
"...we all keep to our own kinds. The three-horns, the spike-tails, the swimmers, the flyers... we never do anything together... because we're different. It's always been that way. ...When we reach the Great Valley, there'll be many, many long necks for you to play with." -Mama Longneck

The Land before Time 4, or "The One Where the Mentality Attributed to this Quote Makes a Comeback as the Main Theme because a New Herd Rolls into the Neighborhood". I have to give kudos to all the people responsible for the sequels. Even when the series was at its very worst, they NEVER forgot this core component of the original film.
In the other half of the conversation I cut from the quotes above to join together Mama Longneck's lines, Littlefoot expresses confusion at the alleged "need" for the herds to isolate themselves from each other. The message Bluth was conveying is clear: racism is not only hurtful and destructive, it is also dumb. Imagine if the herds were already together like in the Valley. Mama Longneck probably wouldn't have died, because the adults would have been able to just gang up on the Sharptooth like they do with Chomper's parents in LBT2.

I am, of course, talking about the first film and its themes so much because LBT 4 feels the most like an proper extensive of it out of the three Roy Allen Smith sequels. It also covers a lot of the same tropes featured in it.
1. An isolationists herd rolls into town fully intending not to interact with anyone.
They also want move on soon. "Why?" I ask to that latter part, considering the lands outside are basically different shades of Purgatory and Hell.
2. A dinosaur child needs to overcome her own learned specism to work together with the Gang.
3. Littlefoot is faced with the loss of a family member (again).
4. The Gang is constantly stalked by a carnivore with a damaged eye/poor eyesight.
5. Someone in the Gang learns how to do something they couldn't before (Petrie flies/Spike speaks).
6. They traverse another God Forsaken hellish landscape and manage to barely make it alive back to the Great Valley.

Thankfully, they play around with them enough as to avoid being totally unoriginal. I honestly don't have many problems with this one. It's a straightforward tale that has smooth A-to-B points and the moral works, even if its the same one Bluth and company already pushed with the original. But then again, you can't really push the "racism is bad" card too much, even in today's world... Actually, more like especially in today's world.

So a new herd of longneck migrators arrive in the Valley, lead by "The Old One", or as I like to call her, "Granny Killjoy." Her opening line for greeting the Great Valley Denizens is to tell them a horror story about how climate change turned their own once peaceful valley into croc-infected marshlands and they should totally expect the same thing to happen there. Uh... thanks for that? But seriously lady, you should have been here last week when the whole Valley almost dried up and everyone was nearly killed by raptors trying to unclog the river. Or the week before when Littlefoot and friends punched a hole in the protective wall surrounding... wait, how'd you guys get in? So, a herd of longnecks can just walk in but Sharpteeth can't, somehow? How does this work? Does the Great Valley have guards who keep watch and fend off any intruders carnivores or have their constructed a crude moat and drawbridge?

Okay, yeah, this whole "we're completely protected from the lands outside" catch all plot device that's pervasive through all the sequels doesn't really work when dinosaurs considerably bigger, slower, and clumsier than your typical T-Rex are seen coming and going from the Valley willy-nilly. The filmmakers are taking quite a bit for granted here. They seem to be under the impression the Great Valley was ever intended to be anything other than a glorified Oasis. At no point in the original is it ever promised the leaf-eaters would be completely safe from carnivores. The Great Valley was only supposed to be a guarantee food source.
Another frustrating thing about this "we're totally protected" thing is how unnecessary it is. The first sequel shows us how the adults would handle any carnivore who does show their face in the Valley: they'd gang up on them and beat them to a bloody pulp. They could have actually negated this plot hole with opening the second film by demonstrating the adults driving off an offending Sharptooth.
This is not a flaw specific to this film, but one shared by all of them. I'm bringing it up now because I forgot to before.

Anyway, their visit has Littlefoot very excited, because he and Spike the only ones of the Gang who haven't really had the opportunity to hang out with someone of their own age AND species. Enter Ali, the girl longneck raised with an isolationist mindset. She and Littlefoot quickly bond, but to the unintended neglect of his other friends, which of course has Cera in a huff and rightly so, actually. Thankfully, this time they don't treat Cera like the bad guy for taking issue with something. Littlefoot really IS kind of casting them to the wayside to hang with Ali, and yet it's understandable. He just got caught up in the moment, because Ali's only going to be there temporarily because her elders are gluttons for punishment. Seriously, you morons, stay in the Valley for the time being and then just move on if things go South! You'd only have to wait for LBT 5. Or 6. Or 8. Or 9.

Meanwhile, Grandpa Longneck seems to be coming down with something and by the end of the migrator's first day visiting the Valley, he's too weak to even walk. Granny Killjoy identifies the disease and knows how to cure it, but its "far too dangerous" (said the lunatic leading a herd that's decided traversing endless deserts is a good idea) because the flowers which can cure Grandpa Longneck are back in their original home, which is now a swampy hellhole full of deinosuchus.

Littlefoot immediately wants to make the trip, but he's forbidden from doing so, because the outside lands are Mordor. Another missed opportunity, they could easily have played up Littlefoot's desperation to save his Grandpa, but of course that would require them having the balls to acknowledge that pesky little tragedy from the original.
Universal... seriously, we all saw the first one. That's why we bothered with the sequels. Plus it was 1996. Everyone and their dog already bore witness to Mufasa being murdered by his own brother and Hunchback of Notre Dame, also released in '96, already pre-traumatized us. Just being reminded Mama Longneck is dead wasn't going to break our fragile little brains.

While Grandma Longneck seems resigned to her fate of losing her husband, Littlefoot is filled with DETERMINATION and sneaks out in the middle of the night to convince Ali to lead him to the Valley of Mists, as her old home is now called. However, she only agrees to do it if its just the two of them. Not feeling like he has time to argue the point, Littlefoot reluctantly agrees and off their go. So she leads him through the poorly named Mysterious Beyond into the tunnel her herd passed through to leave, but they're separated by a cave-in which traps Littlefoot inside the cave and Ali outside. So the latter is forced to return to the Valley to get help.

Littlefoot, a bit later, meets up with a turtle named Archie, voiced by the always delightful late Charles Durning. Archie is a grumpy, but ultimately well-meaning character, and he agrees to help find his way out of the cave. Meanwhile, we meet our new villains, Itchy and Dil. The former is a Ichthyornis, a scavenger bird and the latter is a crocodile-like beast known as a deinosuchus. They hate each other even they're each other's meal tickets. Itchy can only eat what's already killed for him, because scavenger, and Dil is near blind and needs her avian companion to guide her to their next meal. I get that Universal wanted to push the "friendship and work together for a better future" moral by contrasting these two with the Gang, but honestly, I'd have preferred if they just cut Itchy and let Dil be a silent, menacing force of nature like the Sharptooth from the original film.

Moving on, Ali returns with the Gang, sans Cera, except not really, and they manage to break through the cave-in and reunite with Littlefoot. Then Archie guides them through to the other side into the Valley of Mists. Archie tells them to be careful and they're on their way to find the flower. Along the way, they meet Tickles, who ranks among the most disposable of Guest Characters. He is a rat and he has no dialogue. He has no point and serves no purpose. However, I won't give the film much flack for it because he avoids being annoying unlike certain other Guest Characters in the later sequels. I honestly forgot he was even there half the time. I'd have preferred if the film just kept Archie around.

After a few more encounters with Itchy and Dil, culminating in the moment when Spike calls Ducky's name to wake her up and save her from falling into Dil's open mouth, they find the flower, which only blooms at night and take it back to the Great Valley. Itchy and Dil part ways and both almost immediately get their just desserts.

Grandpa Longneck eats the flowers and soon recovers to full health, but alas, the Masochistic Herd of Migrators "must" ( :rolleyes: ) move on to die horribly out in endless desert, but Ali promises to return to the Valley someday and the film ends on a hollow promise that would never get fulfilled until a terrible episode of the lackluster animated series.

Overal, I give this a 7/10. It's probably my favorite of all the sequels, because I feel its the closest to the original. There are still some definite flaws, but they are not that big a deal. Ali was a fun new character and her progression through the story is well-done. It was also refreshing that she's not hateful or vicious, just uncomfortable, around other species initially. I also liked how the threat of losing Grandpa Longneck added a lot of weight to the story, though it could have been even more impactful if they had gone the full distance and acknowledged this is not the first time Littlefoot has lost someone. WE WATCHED HIM WATCH THE LIFE LEAVE HIS MOTHER'S BODY, UNIVERSAL!
All the working parts of the story mesh well, but sadly, this is the last entry in the series Roy Allen Smith would direct, and he would be succeeded by... The Horned One, Charles Grosvenor.

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General Land Before Time / Thoughts on LBT 2.
« on: January 11, 2017, 06:01:37 PM »
Since my topic about LBT 3 went over fairly well, I've decided to keep going with my thoughts on the sequels in their own individual topics. I'll be spacing them out maybe a week to give them each time to get discussion going.

Unlike LBT 3, which I felt had a bit too much going on for its running time to truly cover everything it wanted to accomplish, LBT 2 is much more streamlined with its story and moral. The story's structure flows much better and the writing for the first Guest Character of the Week, Chomper, is much more organic and augments what the filmmakers were trying to convey.
While I think LBT2 better and an overall solid entry into the series, putting it under a critical eyes does display some weaknesses in the writing which I will get out of the way first and then move onto the film's strengths.

A short time has passed since the Gang has arrived at the Valley. No distinct timeline is given, but Peaceful Valley's lyrics put me under the impression that it's been no more than maybe a week and a half, so I'll be running with that mentality. Which brings to what I feel is a missed opportunity in the writing:

At the start, the Gang is understandably displeased with being treated like kids. Yes, they are still kids, but let's think back on what they survived in the first film for a few seconds.They pulled off what several of their elders failed to do: survive the Hellish, hostile lands outside long enough to reach the Great Valley. Unlike the adults, they are small and basically helpless against the forces that assailed them, and yet they compensated by working together and using their heads. They overcome starvation despite constantly living on the verge of it and took down an enemy a hundred times their size after avoiding ending up in his stomach several times. Oh, yeah, they also survived a visit to Mustafar without injury. Suck it, Anakin!

On the adults' end, they're trying to get back into the swing of raising them like normal kids, but are perhaps being over-protective about it. However, the simple fact of the matter is these aren't ordinary hatchlings anymore. Not after what they survived and overcame. See where I'm going with this? In retrospect, I think this should have been a two-way lesson for both the Gang and the adults.
For the Gang: the adults DO know better about what's good for you, and you should listen to them and respect their rules.
For the Adults: these kids stopped being ordinary kids a long time ago. They learned self-sufficiency and you can trust them with more freedom than you would normally grant to their age group.

I also feel the Gang was written as being a bit more immature than they should be, Littlefoot especially. After rewatching the original, I just can't see him, Ducky, Petrie, and Spike trying to cross the Sinking Sands after nearly dying to a tar pit.
That does, however, leave headstrong and stubborn Cera, who was separated from the group at the group at the time and just wouldn't have had the same near-death struggle they did. She was instead fleeing starving, rabid pachycephalosaurus!
So yeah, I can totally see Cera trying to cross the Sinking Sands by herself, ending up in them, and nearly dying before the rest of the Gang catches up to her and drags her out. Then the adults show up and assume they were all trying to cross the quicksand and a huge argument breaks, leaving hurt feelings on both sides.

Okay, so now that's I've gotten this out of the way, let's move onto what the rest of the film, which is pretty good. The story flows from Point A to Point B pretty logically and the character motivations are clear and understandable throughout.
The rest of the film would pretty much be the same with its actually opening act or my proposed one, anyway. The Gang meets up a night to discuss the problem of being treated like ordinary hatchlings who never got separated from their herds when they spot Scrut and Ozie stealing one of Ducky's future siblings. They'd chase them into the "Mysterious Beyond", and... :rolleyes:

Yeah, I never liked the name they went with for the outside lands. THEY USED TO LIVE OUT THERE! There is nothing mysterious about the beyond. None of the Valley dwellers (that we meet) are native. They know exactly what lies outside of the walls of the Great Valley. They all crossed Mordor to get there! Just call them The Outlands or something. The Lion King 2 hadn't taken that one yet.

Anyway, through a series of slapstick comedy and happy accidents, the egg ends up back in the nest. The Gang mistakenly takes the Sharptooth egg back to the Great Valley where they discover they grabbed the wrong one and then wait for it to hatch to see who it belongs to. Chomper hatches and they decide to raise him in order to prove they're "not babies", but ultimately bite off more they can chew, because they're not dealing with a newborn stegosaurus this time. The film thankfully makes the distinction between Spike and Chomper and without having to say it directly, impressively enough. The visual cues they went with to deliver that were enough. So kudos.

It is not long before it becomes clear Chomper does not belong in the Valley even before his parents show up due to that whole issue of his inevitable graduation from eating insects to the flesh of his neighbors. The film goes out of its way to avoid saying it outright even though I'm sure every child who watched it figured that much out almost immediately.
Listen Universal, believe me, you wouldn't have scared the kiddies by outright stating why Chomper had to leave. We knew. We knew before the Gang did.

Speaking of the issue of where Chomper belongs, Cera is ultimately proven right about him needing to leave, yet the film acts like she's in the wrong because she's Cera and she was kind of a jerk about it. Again, I feel like this could have been a two-way lesson, but between Littlefoot and Cera. Cera is right about Chomper having to leave, but a little sensitivity in how she conveyed it would have gone a long way and Littlefoot is wrong about wanting Chomper to stay, but is right about him needing them to raise him until they can properly reunite him with his family.

So anyway, thanks to Gang and the egg-eaters accidentally punching a hole in the natural protection around the Valley, Chomper's parents get in to look for him and begin wreaking all kinds of havoc. They're driven off by the adults, but refuse to leave until they find their baby, forcing the issue once and for all. Chomper is reunited with his parents and they leave. The Great Valley residents then plug the hole behind them.

So overall, as I stated before: a good, solid entry in the series with just a couple of glaring flaws. Now, I went into a lot of detail discussing them, but they're really not big deals or anything that makes the film suck or anything like that. However, I know you'll all enjoy discussing it.
These are observations I made while watching. The lesson is good, the story flows pretty naturally from scene to scene, the characters are solid if simply written, and Chomper is a good microcosm for the core of the story.

Overall, 7.5/10. Above average for a DtV film, but not perfect.

Notes:
Notice a certain pair of someones I barely mention beyond their role in getting the story going? Yeah, Scrut and Ozie kind of lose their relevance after the first act and could easily have been jettisoned from the story after getting buried under tons of rock. Doing so would have given us more time for Littlefoot and Chomper's bonding while perhaps expanding on the latter's parents' rampage through the Valley.

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General Land Before Time / Just had a thought about Land Before Time 3
« on: January 08, 2017, 02:13:53 PM »
On whim, I've been marathoning the series as background noise while I work on balancing the budget for the bistro (News Years, upcoming tax season, and all that), and I had a sudden realization about "Land Before Time 3". Now, the film has always been one of the weaker entries in my opinion, but I never really thought about why much. Well, I have always found the Guest Characters of Week (Hyp, Mutt, and Nod) neither memorable or interesting. They're pretty typical bully characters, the kind you see in EVERYTHING (especially if you read a lot of Stephen King like I do). Sure, they graft on a "kids emulate their parents, and if you're a big meany-pants, your kid probably will be, too" at the last minute, but...
Don't Daddy Tops and Cera already have that covered? Yet it rarely ever gets the attention I think it warrants (outside of the original 1988 film, anyway). LBT3 could actually have been an opportunity to explore in-depth the many underlying issues of Cera's father being the resident backwards thinking racist and the effect that has on her.

Ultimately, I feel that Hyp and his posse are redundant and only serve to eat up running time. Between the crisis of the Great Valley drying up and everything with Cera and her father essentially mirroring what we learn about Hyp, anyway... yeah. I always, always thought the bits concerning the Triceratops family were by the most interesting part of the film, and on this recent rewatch, I think the series should have foregone on its quest character gimmick and just focused on the reoccurring crowd this time.

Any thoughts?

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The Fridge / MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!
« on: December 24, 2016, 06:12:11 PM »
HAPPY HOLIDAY, MERRY CHRISTMAS, XMAS, WHATEVER YOU CALL IT! How are you today? Only one more day and it'll be the happiest time of the year. Season's greetings to everyone.

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General Land Before Time / Sequel Predictions (past and future)
« on: November 12, 2016, 11:57:38 PM »
Did you ever predict what one of the sequels would do and then get a kick out of it when it actually happened? And what are your predictions for any possible future sequels?

Past: I actually predicted Chomper would happen. I don't even remember why, but when I was a kid, I thought it would be cool if Littlefoot made friends with a baby Sharptooth. A few years later Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure happened.
Future: Don't presently have any, but how about you?

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1988 Theatrical Release / A remake could actually happen.
« on: October 29, 2016, 10:46:26 PM »
If Disney remakes keep making money like they have, other studios with old animation properties might try their hand at it (especially if The Lion King remake is a smash hit).

Problem is, there might not be anyone at Universal these days who actually understands what made the original Land Before Time great or why it's continued to captivate young audiences to this very day. It would probably be CGI (but they'd label it "live-action" because they would probably film on real locations and just insert CG dinosaurs later).

Nick and I already talked about this once, and we already have a list of concerns about the treatment it would get by the studio. They were mainly that the filmmakers wouldn't have enough respect for the original and might try to make it "hip for the kids". As in turn one of the gang of five into a catch-phrase spouting jive turkey.

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Silver Screen / Lion King Remake
« on: October 02, 2016, 02:44:14 PM »
CNN Money's report
CNN Money's report
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What.

Just what. That is not a question. That is a statement of my complete, utter disbelief. Never has there been a more superfluous action taken by Disney's recent desire to re-adapt old stories. I could live with the remakes/re-adaptations of Sleeping Beauty, Snow White, The Jungle Book, and so on, because those have been told and retold a million times throughout history, but this... WTF.

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Silver Screen / The Legend of Tarzan
« on: July 02, 2016, 08:50:27 PM »
So I just got back from The Legend of Tarzan, and it was actually pretty good. If you like this kind of adventure movie, you should have a good time. Yes, it isn't the most politically correct film out there, but even though a White Male in Africa is the star, I didn't think the film did any of the African/Africa-Descended actors and characters any disservice.

The hero characters are likeable, the villains are the sort you love to hate, the action was excellent, and the film wasn't afraid to slow down and let there be quiet moments. It is definitely a sweeter movie than Independence Day 2 with much more humanity to it.

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Silver Screen / Bobsheaux
« on: June 22, 2016, 08:06:53 PM »
He's a lot like The Nostalgia Critic, except he actually does the research before opening his big mouth. In any case, this guy is really funny, but more importantly...

LAND BEFORE TIME REVIEWS!

LBT 1-3 Review

LBT 4-6 Review

LBT 7-10 Review

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