The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: babidikrakenguard on November 03, 2009, 05:13:56 PM

Title: Gothmog Caption
Post by: babidikrakenguard on November 03, 2009, 05:13:56 PM
Heh, bet you didn't expect to see THIS guy now did ya? :smile  :lol  :smile
P.S: If this is in the wrong place, feel free to move ;)
P.S.S: If you know anything that can resize an image, feel free to PM :)


(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/3586/gothmog18.png)
Title: Gothmog Caption
Post by: Caustizer on November 04, 2009, 01:16:22 AM
Gothmog:  God dammit, why didn't I bring the Musquito repellant?
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Post by: kjeldo on November 04, 2009, 02:12:38 PM
gothmog thinking: daamn... that photo was taken from my bad side!
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Post by: Pangaea on November 04, 2009, 04:38:51 PM
Gothmog: *knocks on door* "Trick or treat!"
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Post by: Noname on November 12, 2009, 02:20:35 AM
If you leave an orc out in the sun for too long, he shrivels up like a raisin!
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Post by: Malte279 on November 12, 2009, 06:08:28 AM
Gothmog: "Did you hear my warriors that we made it in a section called "Real-Life Captions? Some real life humans must look really ugly for us to make it there!... On a side note, is it not surprising how cultivated a language Orcs like me can muster when not required to talk ugly for a movie?"
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Post by: Noname on November 12, 2009, 03:18:08 PM
Gothmog: Dang it! I'm allergic to bees! See what happens when I get stung by one?
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Post by: Pangaea on February 12, 2011, 12:48:38 AM
“Good day, sir! Would you like to buy one of our encyclopedias?”

(long pause)

“What? Our leader was destroyed and half of Mordor collapsed into a giant hole in the ground; we need the money!”
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Post by: WeirdRaptor on February 12, 2011, 05:56:29 PM
Gothmog: "Hello, ladies!"
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Post by: Nick22 on February 12, 2011, 11:49:22 PM
i was seperated at birth from that guy in the goonies!
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Post by: f-22 "raptor" ace on February 13, 2011, 12:05:47 AM
Gothmog: I knew I shouldn't have stolen Patton's ivory handled pistols.
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Post by: LBTDiclonius on February 13, 2011, 02:24:41 AM
Gothmog: Ya know...I really think I should've taken that bathroom break now.
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Post by: Ptyra on February 13, 2011, 05:05:10 PM
What do you mean someone took a picture of me sleeping in a wheel barrel?

(No really, there is one!)
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Post by: Allicloud on February 25, 2011, 04:50:08 PM
Gothmog: I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!

High-fives to anyone who gets the joke.
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Post by: Pangaea on February 25, 2011, 08:54:55 PM
^ The Elephant Man. Gimme five. :p

Just to add onto that…

Quote from: Allicloud,Feb 25 2011 on  03:50 PM
Gothmog: I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!
“…I could be a sentient fungus, or a mass of cancer cells that have gained their own identity, but I am NOT an animal!” -_-
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Post by: WeirdRaptor on February 26, 2011, 06:58:18 AM
Gothmog: "Actually, I'm a very attractive woman by orc standards."