The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: babidikrakenguard on November 03, 2009, 05:13:56 PM
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Heh, bet you didn't expect to see THIS guy now did ya? :smile :lol :smile
P.S: If this is in the wrong place, feel free to move ;)
P.S.S: If you know anything that can resize an image, feel free to PM :)
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/3586/gothmog18.png)
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Gothmog: God dammit, why didn't I bring the Musquito repellant?
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gothmog thinking: daamn... that photo was taken from my bad side!
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Gothmog: *knocks on door* "Trick or treat!"
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If you leave an orc out in the sun for too long, he shrivels up like a raisin!
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Gothmog: "Did you hear my warriors that we made it in a section called "Real-Life Captions? Some real life humans must look really ugly for us to make it there!... On a side note, is it not surprising how cultivated a language Orcs like me can muster when not required to talk ugly for a movie?"
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Gothmog: Dang it! I'm allergic to bees! See what happens when I get stung by one?
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“Good day, sir! Would you like to buy one of our encyclopedias?”
(long pause)
“What? Our leader was destroyed and half of Mordor collapsed into a giant hole in the ground; we need the money!”
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Gothmog: "Hello, ladies!"
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i was seperated at birth from that guy in the goonies!
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Gothmog: I knew I shouldn't have stolen Patton's ivory handled pistols.
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Gothmog: Ya know...I really think I should've taken that bathroom break now.
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What do you mean someone took a picture of me sleeping in a wheel barrel?
(No really, there is one!)
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Gothmog: I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!
High-fives to anyone who gets the joke.
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^ The Elephant Man. Gimme five. :p
Just to add onto that…
Gothmog: I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!
“…I could be a sentient fungus, or a mass of cancer cells that have gained their own identity, but I am NOT an animal!” -_-
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Gothmog: "Actually, I'm a very attractive woman by orc standards."