I'm still waiting for one where Michael Bay, M. Night Shyamalan, Uwe Boll, and Tommy Wiseau team up and make the worst movie known to man. With Uwe Boll directing, Wiseau and Shyamalan writing, and Michael Bay doing the special effects, you'd get a film so awful that it could be used as a new form of execution. The DVD case would have to be lined with lead shielding and handled with HAZMAT gear.