The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => The Party Room => Topic started by: Weather_lord_7 on January 21, 2007, 05:23:50 PM
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Archie: PIG VATER!!!!!!! :lol:
Littlefoot: I'll find the missing tree stars....eh, tomorrow......
and that's about it for me.......
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*Raises hand* Oh, oh, oh, I know!
Cera's dad: "I agree with you, Longngeck. That's good enough for me." :wow
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I could swear we have a topic like this already. Sounds familiar.
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Petrie: Cera, stop being such a scaredy egg. It only the Mysterious Beyond. :lol:
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Oh! Here's another one:
Ducky: "Why cannot you talk, Spike?"
Spike: "Of course I can talk... wait a second! I CAN TALK!!!"
Everyone (LBT fans included): "IT'S A MIRACLE!!!"
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Littlefoot: *&#^ that you *#&@ing #*@$er!
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Littlefoot: I'm too scared guys...let's go back!
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Mo: "Mo bored and lonely..." :(
How about this one.
Mr. Thicknose: "I, Mr. Thicknose, will be your teacher. By using all of my knowledge I learned from others." :lol
Or...
Petrie: "I smell Ducky"
Ducky: "Is it my imagination or you just talked in first person?" :o
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Mr. Threehorn: "You're my best friend, longneck."
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Littlefoot: *&#^ that you *#&@ing #*@$er!
LOL! well I don't think you could have put it more bold than that :lol I can just imagine Littlefoot all of a sudden start mouthin off to Mr. Threehorn :lol: And the gang's just like "what the!" :wow
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Mr. Threehorn: "You're my best friend, longneck."
(:blink: OMG!!! :o)
The gang arrives at the beach, just like in the 5th movie...
Cera: "The water tastes good, no matter how salty it is."
Ducky: "I agree with you, Cera. Water is water."
Littlefoot: "No matter how big it is."
Petrie: "Then let's go!"
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Cera: I love you, Littlefoot
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To you Stitch that's something you wish she'd say, wouldn't you? XD
Doc: (starts crying) I feel so alone. Won't anyone be my friend?
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Hyp and his goons go with the gang...
Hyp: "We want to play with you. Can we?"
Cera: "Sure! Join us!"
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Ozzy: Hey, this green stuff ain't half base. Maybe I will give up eggs.
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Icky: "I can't go out without you Dil, because you're my best friend."
Dil: "So let's go hunting, my friend."
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The last director never would have made me say that!
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(Bron appraoches littlefoot)
Bron: Littleffoot, Littlefoot we have to talk.
Littlefoot: (crying) Where were you, all this time?
Bron: (laughs)Well i knew your mother was going to have a hatchling so i decided to run away(walks away).
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Mr. Thicknose: Mr. Threehorn, do I have a thick nose?
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Cera and Mr. Threehorn: "Longnecks rule! Longnecks rock! Whether Littlefoot, his grandparents, Ali or Doc! Longnecks rock!"
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Cera and Mr. Threehorn: "Longnecks rule! Longnecks rock! Whether Littlefoot, his grandparents, Ali or Doc! Longnecks rock!"
I like that rhyme! :lol
Littlefoot: I bet Ali's just with Rhette because he's "hotter" than me.
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Spike:Can't talk? What do you mean you thought I couldn't talk? There was just nothing for me to talk about.
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Mo: "Mo feels anger for not being near Big Water." *splashes fiercely*
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Grandpa Longneck: Littlefoot's in danger?!?! ...eh, well at least I'll be able to make his room into that new gym I always wanted.
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Mr. Threehorn: I shall give all my longneck friends BII-I-II-I-I-I-I-I-II-G HUGS!!!!
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Ducky: "I will NOT forgive you on what you did! Oh, no, no, no!"
Littlefoot: "I never meant to do it."
Ducky: "SHUT UP!!!"
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Pterano: You know, I have myself to blame for all this chaos I caused. What got into me? I mean, why would I want to be a leader? I led half the herd to their doom...*rambles on about all of his mistakes*
Petrie: Ooookaaaay...
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Petrie: "Let's go eat some treestars Littlefoot"
Littlefoot: "What the %&*$ are treestars?"
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Ducky: Spike, we are going to go eat.
Spike: I'm on a diet!
Ducky: Since when can you talk and be on a diet at the same time?
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Petrie: Something tells me that Uncle Pterano is not as smart as he seems...
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Petrie: I
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Ruby: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insuranse by switching to GEICO
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I don't think any of them would ever say that! :lol
Littlefoot: I want to live in the mysterious beyond!
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Redclaw: Chomper I am your fathers, cousions, brothers former roommate.
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Cera to Littlefoot: I want to have your baby.
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Chomper to redclaw: Your father was a ferret and your mother smelt of alder berries! Redclaw: ??????????????????
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Ducky: Cera, you are a ***** for what you did to me in the eight movie.
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Sirra: (to Rinkus) Alright, we let Pterano take the power and then we give him a big hug!
Rinkus: Sounds like a good idea! I call dibs on hug-from-behind-his-back!
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Cera: I love Longnecks more than anything!
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Thicknose: Stupid kids! I outta uhh....... what were my lines again?
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Strut: "But Ozzy, I want really to eat green food!"
Ozzy: "OK, go on. :)"
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Chomper: Mmm...These treesweets are delicious!
Cera’s father: It’s no use for you even trying to do it, Cera. We threehorns have always been big losers. We can’t do anything.
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Grandpa Longneck: lol.
Mr. Threehorn: I feel so happy, I want everyone to see! It's like the bright circle, shining inside of MEEEEE!
A Rainbowface: That wouldn't be telling, would it?
Sierra: I'm completely against this rash, violent action, and will cry if anyone is hurt ever again.
Ducky: F%*# F%*# F%*#!
Mo: Oh woe is me.
Spike: God, you guys are juvenile delinquents, always running away and getting owned, possibly maimed and r---
Anyone: I thought you couldn't talk!
Spike: I'm not. I'm making grunting noises to make you think I am.
Cera: AMAZING!
Spike:....Look, I'm changing the subject!
Everyone:...
Spike: INCONSPICUOUSLY!
Littlefoot, to Doc: Stop calling me that. I'm not your kid.
Pterano: Whoops.
Littlefoot, to Bron: I've just seen a talking head!
Bron: So can I, and it's wasting my time.
Petrie: Do I HAVE to go on an adventure?
Petrie's mom: Yes, it's a genetic marker. An allergy to be anti-adventure-going. We all have to learn to rise above our chromosomes.
Doc: Stop being taller than me!
Ducky: I seriously have so much rage right now. Like. I want to tie my friends down and beat them soundly with a big thick tree branch, relishing their screams as their teeth are mashed out of their heads and their jaws crunches into a fine paste, then as their eyes eventually bleed out of their skull and burst from the pressure, running down their face in a glorious river of excruciating pain.
Rinkus: Quick, Tickles, do something!
Tickles: Why? Is the world ending?
Rinkus: It COULD be ending. SLOWLY! GLOBAL WARMING, OH MY GOD!
Littlefoot: -sighs and looks at the sharpteeth charging towards them-
Cera: -looks, too- This is wonderful! Someone is trying to kill us!
Littlefoot: Terrific.
Cera: Do you know what that means!?
Littlefoot: Yes. We're going to die.
Cera: Apart from that.
Littlefoot: Apart from that!?
Cera: It means we must be on to something!
Littlefoot: How soon can we get off it?
Cera: But the ADVENTURE and EXCITEMENT...D:
Littlefoot: -starts to walk away-
Cera:...The EXCITEMENT of the ADVENTURE of DISCOVERY...
Littlefoot: Cera, shut up. No one cares.
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Chomper (or anyone else really:) Geico.com, so easy a caveman could do it
Littlefoot (or anyone else really:) what's a caveman? (Liek lol)
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Mr. Threehorn: I feel so happy, I want everyone to see! It's like the bright circle, shining inside of MEEEEE!
Just you wait, we'll see this one before the series is over, guaranteed.
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Mr. Threehorn: I feel so happy, I want everyone to see! It's like the bright circle, shining inside of MEEEEE!
Just you wait, we'll see this one before the series is over, guaranteed.
Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
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Ducky: If you notice me burrying anything late at night, ignore it.
Yeah, that's what I'm worried about.
Same here, dude. :unsure:
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Mr. Threehorn: I feel so happy, I want everyone to see! It's like the bright circle, shining inside of MEEEEE!
I would seriously puke if I heard Mr. Threehorn sing that!
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OK, let's not get out of topic here.
Littlefoot's mom: Hi, Littlefoot
Littlefoot: I thought you were dead......
Littlefoot's mom: Nah, I just did that to get rid of you
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Chomper: You're all lazy jerks all of you!
Littlefoot: What are you babbling about chomper?
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(anyone to Shorty) Hey Shorty! What it is!
(or)
Hey Shorty! It's your birthday! (most likely?)
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Petrie: Me have bad feeling about this.
Littlefoot: Oh, for crying out loud, Petrie, would you speak more properly!
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Grandpa Longneck: We REALLY need to put beepers on these kids...
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Topsy: Threehorms are the best!
Littlefoot's Granpa: f**** you Mr. Threehorn.
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Topsy: Threehorms are the best!
Littlefoot's Granpa: f**** you Mr. Threehorn.
(I really tried not to say this) yes Topsy wouldn't say threehorms...
Ali: I'm not gullible (after her change in the TV series)
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1. Mr. Threehorn: Pterano, don't leave! PLease don't leave! We love you and want you to stay so we can be with you all the time and maybe some of your wisdom will rub off on me!
2. Littlefoot is eating a steak covered in steak sauce. Littlefoot: A1 steak sauce. Yeah, its that important.
3. Littlefoot: E=electricity and M= more food x2.
Spike: You idiot! that is not what E=MC2 means! E= energy and M=mass! Gosh you're so stupid! Get out of here! Get out of my sight, you filthy little worm and don't come back until you have gotten a grade school education! :angry: :angry: :angry:
Littlefoot: :cry2 :cry2 :cry2
4. Ducky to Hyp: Bring it on! I'll totally kick your sorry butt all the way into the Mysterious Beyond!
5. Rainbow Face: I'm gonna tell you all our secrets!
3 hours later: And the Force, that's just microscopic organisms in your blood.
Littlefoot: wow!
Rainbow face: And the Empire will be conquered by Ewoks.
Littlefoot: That's... highly unlikely.
Rainbow face: Oh, and your mom didn't really die. She just pretended so she could ditch you and move to Vegas.
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Mr Thicknose: "I ain't teaching those kids anything because my knowledge is fake."
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Littlefoot: (to Bron) "Where were you?"
Bron: "I cheated on your mom, Littlefoot and left with another woman. The other woman was a lot hotter than your mom."
Littlefoot: :blink:
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Mr. Threehorn: Listen to Thicknose, he knows Everything!!
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Littlefoot to Petire: Hey, you want to come sleep over at my nest tonight?
Petrie: How you have nest? Nests are for fliers you idiot!
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Rainbowfaces: "...?"
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Ozzy: I always feel like I'm getting pwned!
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In LBT XI: Invasion of the tinysaususes:
Tria: "Is that you, Topsy?"
Topsy: "Go away, you.. you... you left me when we were about to..."
Tria: *crying* "Is that how you feel after all those years we never saw each other? Then I won't speak to you, EVER!"
Topsy: "Fine then. NOW BEGONE!"
*Tria leaves the Great Valley very sad*
(No reason Cera's dad is very grumpy)
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"Canyon of the shiny stones"
Cera: Where did you get the new rock? From the Canyon of the shiny stones?
Tria: Pfft, you can't find loot this rare in that pittyful dungeon raid!
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Ducky: Yep, that's for sure.
Littlefoot: No "Yep, yep, yep" this time?
Ducky: I've grown tired of that.
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A Sharptooth: I've always been a vegetarian. I just don't like kids.
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Littlefoot: (to Bron) "Where were you?"
Bron: "I cheated on your mom, Littlefoot and left with another woman. The other woman was a lot hotter than your mom."
Littlefoot: :blink:
Hehehe. :lol I can picture Littlefoot's expression if Bron said that. :lol
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Littlefoot: I just love sharpteeth. They're just so cute and cuddly.
Cera: oh yes. Let's invite some over for a tea party!
Littlefoot: Yeah, tea is great, especially when it's served in rose cups with a victorian style.
Cera. Are you gay?
Littlefoot: What's gay?
Cera: Gay is ummm...never mind.
Littlefoot: so, who's gonna write the invitations?
Cera: Not me, I don't have hands.
Littlefoot: Me neither. Let's go find Ducky.
Cera: okay. that'll be nice.
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Chomper: ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!! I AM HUNGRY!!!!! MUST EAT FLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
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Dill: "Iky, let's go to the great valley and make friends with Littlefoot and co."
Iky: "But we'll die without being able to eat food"
Dill: "Aw, that doesn't bother me too much"
Iky: "Me either. Let's go"
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Dill: You're my bestest friend!
Itchy: Your MY bestest friend!
*hug*
:blink: :blink: :blink:
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Chomper: I crave...BLOOD! DELICIOUS BLOOD!
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Cera: Did Chomper just bite me...*Looks behind her* YOU LITTLE SON OF A B-
Littlefoot: Cera! We are still on camera!
Cera: Oops! :blink:
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Cera: I LOVE YOU LITTLEFOOT AND I'LL SHOUT IT FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOPS!
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Grandpa Longneck: Welcome to Jurassic Park!
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Littlefoot's Mother : I swear the next time that kid asks "Why" I'm going to break his neck! :angry:
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Littlefoot (seeing the Liopleurodon breach): FREE WILLY!
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Rainbowface 1: So I'l gettintg my pilots license today.
Rainbowface 2: Hey shut-up you're gonna get us fired!
Director: To late.
Donald trump: You're fired!
Rainbowface 1:Do we still get paid?
Rainbow face 2: I'm surrounded by itiots.
Rainbowface 1: :blink: :blink: :( :cry
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Threehorn: "I think we grown ups should just sit this out and let the kids handle the problem."
Cera: "I'm to scared to go in there."
Petrie: It ok, me go in first into dark cave."
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M.R. Threehorn: I feel pretty oh so pretty.
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Threehorn: "Welcome to the Great Valley, we have plenty of food here for everyone. All are Welcome."
Granpa Longneck: "We shouldn't allow them in here. What if they eat all our Treestars?"
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Littlefoot: Toga! Toga!
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Littlefoot: I would rather be a Sharptooth's buffet instead of living in the Great Valley!
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Pteranno: We will have our revenge on the two nations then Belka will once again claim the southern lands.
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Threehorn: "I think longnecks are neat."
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Cera(to LF's grandparents): Excuse me, but I can't find my sugarbear anywhere.
:lol
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Mr thicknose: Blargh!
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Littlefoot's grandpa: "I've had enough! Back to authoritarian upbringing! Next time Littlefoot doesn't do as we say or does anything without permission he is in for a spanking he'll never forget!" :blink:
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M.R. Threehorn: I feel pretty oh so pretty.
Heaven help us if that ever happens :o :bang :x :slap!
Ducky(falls off Spike): Oww, s*** s*** s***!
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Littlefoot: "Estamos a punto de llegar al Gran Valle!" (transtation: We're about to reach the Great Valley!)
Cera: *growls* "Could someone please turn the language settings to English?"
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Cera thinking, It's getting annoying that viewer playing with the languages settings and having us speak a different language every few minutes, sometimes repeating the same scene for each language.
not to funny but I got the idea from the post above mine.
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littlefoot: (while staring at treestar) My precious.
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:lol very funny r-22. :lol
Chomper holding up an half eaten treestar: "These are delicious"
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Littlefoot: Hey Ali, want to go on a date? I'll take you to Mcdonalds.
Ali: Sure, so long as I can have a mcflurry :wow
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Chomper: Raido Failure!
Littlefoot:WTF is a raido?
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Littlefoot: "I bet I can eat more buzzy fliers and crawlers then you can."
Chomper: "Your on."
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Cera:They're taking the hobbits to isengard!
Littlefoot:What's a hobbit?
Ducky:And what is an isengard?
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Tricia: Googoo gaga I go poo.
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Cera (in a sarcastic tone of voice): "So you want us to become power rangers?
Ducky: "What is a power rangers?""
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Ducky: Spike! No, no, no! You overweight, inconsiderate son of a tarpit! You have eaten my special treestar Mama had given me for breakfast! Oh, yeah! Your breath smells like your stinky air! Keep it to yourself and shut up!(storms off)
Spike(thinking): Sleep on the wrong side of the nest lastnight, or could it be PMS? :blink:
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Mr. threehorn: Give me a break man! I say we need more money!
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Littlefoot: Do the dew mountian dew
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Littlefoot: Do the dew mountian dew
Mountain Dew rocks!
Cera: Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger!
:lol
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Mr. Threehorn (to Tria): How did we conceive Tricia again?
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Cera:All will know that the 300 spartans gave their last breath for freedom!
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Cera: Argh! I'm not in the mood this morning! Gimme coffeeeee!
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Threehorn: "Wheeeee!"
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Any character: "But we can't stop them!"
Littlefoot: "....... You're right. Nevermind!
:lol:
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Mr. Threehorn: Welcome to the Great Valley, Sharptooth. Feel free to explore around and sink your teeth into anyone whenever you like!
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Setting: LBT 9 just after the gang starts to take Mo home
Cera: Mo this and Mo that. Hmph!
Mo splashes Cera.
Cera: Hey!
Littlefoot: God Cera, do you ever stop B****ing?!
Mo: B****ing. Fuuuuuuun!
Claps flippers while laughing and goes back underwater. :lol
I would so pay to see that. :D
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Littlefoot: May the force be with you!
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Grandpa Longneck: "Has anyone seen my car keys?"
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Ducky: Okay, Cera. This is how you swim, yep yep yep. You kick your back legs as you..."
Cera: CANNONBALL!(sinks to bottom with bubbles coming up)
Ducky: :slap
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Strut: We will have our victory we've been humiliated long enough.
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Petrie: Me Petrie.
Littlefoot: Can't you ever talk correctly? It's really starting to piss me off after 13 movies and a television series.
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Grandma Longneck: "Where's the beef?"
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grandma/grandpa Longneck: Littlefoot, it's time to get up!
Littlefoot: Leave me alone! Get lost you old relics! I'm tryin to sleep!
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Littlefoot:Yo Buddy still alive? (I would probbaly die from laughing if that happened)
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Littlefoot: Madness? THIS IS SPARTA! (kicks a sharptooth of the Great Wall)
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Cera: Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in Hell!
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Littlefoot:Look at that wreckage I'm amazed they're still making them like this.
Cera:They?
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Cera: Littlefoot, why haven't you destroyed the world?
Littlefoot: Because I have a terminal disease.
Cera: What about our adopted daughter? Who is going to take care of her when you're gone?
Littlefoot: She also has a terminal disease.
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Gramdma:Littlefoot!
Littlefoot:Shut-up! I'm owning noobs on AceCombat6!
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WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD[/i][/u][/b]
Littlefoot: "All is well." I mean what kind of ending to Harry Potter is that? I mean, she killed Hedwig, Tonks, Lupin, and Mad-Eye! And that is how she ends it? That is so anticlimactic. I'm going to go onto Gang of Five and complain about it.
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Littlefoot:I love starwars I wanna be like Darth Vader when I grow up! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Cera: I'm a threehorn! I can do anything!
Littlefoot: But Cera, you can't swim worth a hoot.
Cera: :slap
Littlefoot(thinking): She's cute when she does that little slap-to-the-forehead thing :D.
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Petrie: Me love Padme!
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Cera(to LF): Kiss me, baby!
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Cera: And exactly how do you expect us to get to the other side of this deep dark pit?
Ducky: Perhaps Spike will know! Yep Yep Yep!
Cera: Dont be so stupid! Spike cant even talk!
Spike: (http://my.execpc.com/~culp/rockets/equation.gif)
Cera: :blink:
Littlefoot: :blink:
Ducky: :^.^:
Petrie: Me not understand. :unsure:
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Dang! That was so random and yet...too funny :lol! Who knew Spike could do that?
Cera: Guys, let's not go in those woods at night. It...it scares me.
Ducky: Oh, get ahold of yourself, scaredy-egg!
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I guess Spike is a rocket scientist, or a theoretical physicist.
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Threehorn to Cera: "Why can't you be more like Littlefoot?"
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Littlefoot: Hyp, you have some weed for me?
Hyp: ehrm... well...
Littlefoot: WERE'S MY WEED!
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Cera: I am afraid of everything!
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Littlefoot: I am actually a roaming researcher for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. So were the Rainbow-Faces.
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Littlefoot: "Say Chomper, how did you get off that island anyway?"
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Littlefoot: ϕ is the Golden Ratio. If you were to look at a regular pentagon, and draw a line from one vertex to the two opposite points, then the ratio between the smallest side to one of the longer sides is equivalent to the ratio between one of the longer sides and the sum of the longer side and the shortest side, which is equivalent to ϕ. Also, if you were to take a number of the Fibonacci Sequence a-sub-n and divide it by a-sub-(n-1), as n approaches ∞, the quotient of a-sub-n and a-sub-(n-1) approaches ϕ.
Cera: This makes perfect sense.
(Petrie, Ducky, and Spike nod in agreement.)
Littlefoot: However, it makes absolutely no sense to me.
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Cera:I love eating beef!
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Pterano: Why don't you let me hear your opinion?
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Littlefoot lets out a long loud burp.
Cera: "I suppose it's ok for a longneck, now let me show you how us threehorns burp, we do it for real. Not that little burp you longnecks do."
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Cera: Guys, I have a confession to make. (Becomes tearful) I, um, I wet my nest lastnight!
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Ali: "Littlefoot, where forth art thou?'
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Cera: The number you have dialed is not in service please hang up and try again.
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Littlefoot: Take you with me, we will fly across the sea
To the land of the sun where our journeys begun
All fear is gone, we sail until the dawn
Deepest fears will burn inside your mind
For the souls lost in endless time!
(Five virtual hi-fives/hugs to anybody who knows where this is from)
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Ducky: Some days, all I want to be is a missing person, yep yep yep.
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Rett:Fire away coward!
Littlefoot: :slap This isn't Ace Combat Zero you idiot!
Rett: :cry2 :cry2
Cera: :blink:
Ali: :bang
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Ducky: "Breath deep and seek peace."
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Cera: "Fligh high and seek peace."
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Spike thinking: A green leaf? I don't feel like eating that.
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Cera:*Sings in high pitched voice shattering windows*Wait the camrea was on?
Director:Yes.
Cera: :slap :slap :slap :slap
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Petrie: I've been fooling you guys all along! I knew that speaking in the third person wasn't right!!!
Gang: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:
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Cera:I love eating chocolate!
Littlefoot: :slap :slap :slap
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Littlefoot: It's astounding, time is fleeting... (If you know Rocky Horror Picture Show, you know what I am going to do. If not, look up "Time Warp" on YouTube)
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Petrie:Oh no! Jean-Louis been hit!
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Littlefoot: "Hey homees, howz it goin down?"
Cera: "Been eating some of that funny grass again have we?"
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Littlefoot: "Wow Mr. Threehorn, I want to grow up to be just like you."
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Chomper: That's right Spike, keeping eating. Got to get you good and fat before I eat you...
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Ducky:*while giving Vulcan salute* Live long and prosper!
Littlefoot: :blink:
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Littlefoot: "Hey homees, howz it goin down?"
Cera: "Been eating some of that funny grass again have we?"
:lol :lol :lol :lol
Littlefoot(singing): Man! I feel like a woman!
Cera: :slap
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Cera: Sorry, guys, but I just farted.
Ducky: Cera, what is farting?
Cera: It's when ya don't feel like talking so ya talk out of your a**.
Littlefoot: Cera!
Cera: Alright, sheesh! Settle down, flathead! It's another word for releasing stinky air.
Ducky: Oh. But Cera, what is an a**?
Cera: :slap
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Petrie:Me feel so lonely
Cera: :lol :lol
Petrie: It not funny!
Cera: :lol :lol :lol :lol
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bron: luke, i'm your father
littlefoot: hey this isnt the set for star wars!
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Littlefoot:Yo buddy still alive?
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Chomper: Ducky is nice. I'll eat her last.
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Littlefoot(to Cera after eating special grass): Yo shorty, I wanna take ya home!
Cera(thinking LF refers to Shorty): Ewwww!
Littlefoot(thinking): Was it something I said?
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Littlefoot: "yum, this crawler is delicious."
Chomper: "I bet it's not as great as this great treesweet tastes."
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Mr Thicknose:Bueller? Bueller?
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Littlefoot's mother: "Trust in the force Littlefoot."
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Topsy: Go Cera, set aside your differences with the others and save the Great Valley with the power of friendship!
Cera: Since when did you become a walking stereotype?
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Littlefoot: "We're not going to do anything. We'll just stay here until the grownups are done talking and do what they need to do."
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Petrie:When do I get paid?
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Cera: That's right, Tricia, take all of the attention you want. In fact, I hope that dad and Tria have even more hatchlings so I will never be in the spotlight again.
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Littlefoot's grandfather: Forget your mother, Littlefoot; she wasn't so great after all...
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Petrie: Petrie-O's! They're Petrie-licious! Wait a second, "Petrie-licious," is that even a word?
Offscreen Voice: It lets the kids know that they're tasty.
Petrie: Yes, but Petrie-licious? Are they supposed to taste like Petrie or something?
Offscreen Voice: Petrie...
Petrie: How exactly do you go about testing something like that? I mean, besides the obvious method...
Offscreen Voice: Just... say the line... you amateur.
Petrie: Fine. Petrie-O's! Apparently they're Petrie-licious. Okay, now where's my f**king paycheck?
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Littlefoot's grandmother: There you are, dear! Where were you, and why is there so much dirt on you?
Littlefoot's grandfather: I was burying... something...
Two predators from land before time VI: Ouch...
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Cera a little bit after she's been introduced to Tria by her dad and later when she and Tria are alone.
Cera sings a song: "Forget about love
it is not what you think.
You can't recapture the feeling
though you think you can
so just
forget about love..."
song continues, cera singing to Tria to forget about the love she once had for Threehorn.
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(Mr Threehorn after eating too many "sweet bubbles" that were left in the sun)
Topsy: Nobody listens to me! Everyone in the valley is always listening to you're longneck $#!+ !
Littlefoot's Grandfather: That was totally uncalled for!
Topsy: I'll tell you what's uncalled for you...!
Littlefoot's Grandfather: You need to calm down!
Topsy: I'm not gonna calm down! For years, you think you've been running the show! Well, I'm not afraid to tell you, your a #@^@%$@!
Littlefoot's grandfather: :blink:
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Ducky(rapping): Where my party people at? Where my party people at?
Littlefoot(to the others): What? Ducky's actually not speaking perfectly?
Petrie: Petrie rap too! (begins rapping) Me said me sorry Mama! Me never meant to hurt youuuu!
Cera: Don't even start :slap!
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Grandpa Longneck: Anyone who enters this Valley from now on, i will !&%@@* beat the $!*^ out of them!
Mr. Threehorn: Now now, we will welcome everyone with grace, and that's that.
Grandpa Longneck attacks Mr. Threehorn and is pulled away by 3 dinosaurs.
Grandpa Longneck: I'll *&#@%!@ Kill you! Don't ever talk to me like that you %!@#$*&^!
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Some dinosaur: Redclaw is attacking the great valley!
Main Characters: We need megazord power now!
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Cera: "Hey Ducky turn up that boombox to max, I want to hear some tunes."
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Petrie:"O'er azure skies
And emerald plains
Where freedom and justice prevail
With courage and strength
We'll fight to the end
For liberty in our land"
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Cera: "Ducky I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore."
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Littlefoot: Wow! Petrie's been flying better lately.
Cera: Yeah, ever since he saw that Japanese TV show, he's been flying better...
Littlefoot: I hope there aren't any negative side-effects...
Petrie (flying): Jet-o! Jet-o! Jet-o-man!
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Petrie: Me iron man!
Littlefoot: :blink:
Cera: :angry:
ducky: :blink:
Spike: :bang
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Littlefoot: Hey guys! I found out you can smoke treestars! :D
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Littlefoot:Do you fear death?
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Littlefoot: "That Hyp is a really nice guy."
Cera: "Yea, he gave me a treesweet this norming."
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Ozzy:This is madness!
Rainbow face 1:Madness?This is Sparta!*Kickes ozzy off great wall.*
Ozzy:*sceaming*
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Littlefoot, in LBT 10, at the crater, towards the end of the movie: Spartans! Tonight we dine in hell!
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Bron: No, Littlefoot. I AM YOUR FATHER!!!
Littlefoot:No! That's not true! That's Impossible!!!!!NOOOO!
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Cera:I pwn you in Halo 3
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Cera: Help me, Littlefoot! You're my only hope!
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Petrie:Whazz up?
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Littlefoot: Why so silent, good monsieurs? Did you think that I had left you for good? Have you missed me, good monsieurs? I have written you an opera!
Others: :blink:
Spike: mmm, treesweets...
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Cera: Yo big daddy. You main squeeze hoofin it?
Cera's Dad: You've been visiting those yellowbellies again haven't you?
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(was saving this for an rp, but don't think I can work it in anywhere. I wasn't going to have Cera's dad or cera sing, since I never rp them, but some of the chars I would be rping)
Chorus: Hail the amazing longneck boy
his mighty courage & thinking saved the day
he is our hero now
Cera's Dad: Who would have thought a task so big
could be done by one so small
Cera: but we now know he's strong and brave
we know that he has it all
Chorus: so hail the amazing longneck boy
and tell his story near and far
because of how impressed we are
he is our shining star
the amazing longneck boy
all hail, the amazing longneck boy
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Cera: Prozac, anyone?
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Littlefoot:It's Comcastic!
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Petrie: "Up, up, and away." He then takes off
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Littlefoot: "We have to tell the grown ups that there is a vampire in the great valley."
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mr threehorn: aah it's THE moment of the month, tria! it's time! i found a private spot down here!
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petrie: wuzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
from scary movie 1
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(After the part where Sierra or whoever was holding Ducky hostage in LBT 7 fell off the cliff)
Ducky: EPIC FAIL!
Cera:I pwn you in Halo 3
Ducky: Yeah? Well I'll uber PWN you in GTA4! Yep, yep, yep!
Littlefoot: Ducky plays Grand Theft Auto? :o Who'da thunk it?
Spike: I'm just as surprised as you are.
Everyone: :o :o :o
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petrie: alright i stashed the coke somewhere down the mud pool, go and get it for me, before someone else does...
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Chomper(Speaking to thud):Go dance with the angles!
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First Sharptooth: (as he falls into the river): I was just trying to return your wallet!!! *sploosh*
or...
Littlefoot's mom's ghost: PSYCHE!!! The Great Valley was the other way! :nyah
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Littlefoot: "Have any of you wondered where the music we keep hearing is coming from?"
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Sierra: I love you Rinkus.
Rinkus: :^.^:
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Hyp: Hey, can we play with you & your friends littlefoot?"
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Spike:Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Petrie(to Pterano): You killed my father!
Pterano: No, Petrie, I am your father!
Petrie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Littlefoot: Gracemeria dead ahead
Director:Will you stop with the Ace Combat references?
Littlefoot(in innocent voice):No
Director: I need a new job!
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Littlefoot: Calling all strigon planes gracemeria will be our for the taking
Director:Will you stop with the Ace Combat references?
Littlefoot(in innocent voice):No
Director: I need a new job! Let the fans make the movies from now on!
Fans: B) B) :) :) :)
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Petrie: "Having as large of a vocabulary as I do I find it difficult to choose among the infinite possible words as to which ones to best express my ideas into the verbal language."
__________________
Threehorn: "Lets try it Grandpa Longneck's way first."
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Cera: I realize that I am really mean and witchy to you guys. I could never some of those things without you! I love you guys!
Petrie: I don't think Cera's being herself.
Ducky: I don't think so either.
Little Foot: Cera me, not so sure I understand you so good...
Spike: WHAT?!?!?!
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Ducky: Cera you are not a longneck you are really a big mouth.
Cera: Ducky keep it up and you wont have one. :) :lol:
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Threehorn: “Great, Littlefoot's here, we're saved.”
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Petrie: Sorry goose it's time to buzz the tower.
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Sierra and Rinkus (does an impersonation of Charlie the Unicorn): PTERANO!!!!! PTERANO!!!! PTERANO!!!!
Pterano:What?! I'm right here!
Rinkus: We're on a bridge Pterano!
Sierra: You're the bananna king Pterano!
Pterano: No I'm not! That doesn't even make sense!
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Littlefoot: I like pie
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Cera: I wonder what it's like in a pokeball...
Littlefoot: I wonder when you'll shut up and make my dinner.
(I suck. xP)
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Sierra and Rinkus (does an impersonation of Charlie the Unicorn): PTERANO!!!!! PTERANO!!!! PTERANO!!!!
Pterano:What?! I'm right here!
Rinkus: We're on a bridge Pterano!
Sierra: You're the bananna king Pterano!
Pterano: No I'm not! That doesn't even make sense!
Poor Pterano :lol
Kids to Topsy: *singing* Put a banana in your eeeeeeeear! Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear! It's true once it's in the pain will disappear, the bad in the world is hard to hear when in your ear a banana cheers so go and put a banana in your eeeeeear
Topsy: O________O
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Sierra and Rinkus (does an impersonation of Charlie the Unicorn): PTERANO!!!!! PTERANO!!!! PTERANO!!!!
Pterano:What?! I'm right here!
Rinkus: We're on a bridge Pterano!
Sierra: You're the bananna king Pterano!
Pterano: No I'm not! That doesn't even make sense!
Poor Pterano :lol
Kids to Topsy: *singing* Put a banana in your eeeeeeeear! Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear! It's true once it's in the pain will disappear, the bad in the world is hard to hear when in your ear a banana cheers so go and put a banana in your eeeeeear
Topsy: O________O
XD :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Spike: I speak every language!
Gang: :blink:
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Any character: It's as if we live in the Land Before Time! :P:
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Cera: I realize that I am really mean and witchy to you guys. I could never some of those things without you! I love you guys!
Petrie: I don't think Cera's being herself.
Ducky: I don't think so either.
Little Foot: Cera me, not so sure I understand you so good...
Spike: WHAT?!?!?!
This seems plausible. Perhaps when they're older, she'll warm up more... :^.^: :yes.
The Gang have been watchiing too much "Salute Your Shorts" lately, and therefore have the intro stuck in their burned-out minds and begin to sing it.
Ducky: Camp Anawanna.
Littlefoot: We hold you in our hearts.
Petrie: And when we think about it.
Cera: It makes me wanna fart!
Mr. Threehorn: It's 'I hope I never fart' so get it right or pay the price!
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Littlefoot's grandparents: Now Littlefoot, don't forget to go outside without putting on your shoes first!
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Ducky: "Does anyone know the way to Sesame Street?"
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Littlefoot: Straight this way.
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Mr. Three Horn: Hey, you want parental advice, don't listen to me.
Little Foot(during the episode of the Hidden Canyon): You know, I thought that the way to keep out sharp teeth was those pile of rocks you put there. Why did it suddenly change to a bunch of tree sweets?
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"Maybe it was another of my daddy's crazy ideas." Cera said.
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A Sharptooth just appeared....
Littlefoot: "Action stations!"
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(During the episode of the Sky Stones)
Ducky: YOU SHALL PAY FOR STEPPING ALL OVER ME YOU MORTAL FOOLS!!!!
Cera and Ruby: :blink:...
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I saw this on Uncyclopedia and couldn't resist.
Narrator: In B.C. 65,000,000, film was beginning.
Littlefoot: What happen?
Cera: Somebody set up us the earth shake.
Ducky: We get hole in Great Wall.
Littlefoot: What!
Ducky: Main entrance turn open.
Littlefoot: It's you!!
Sharptooth: How are you gentle dinosaurs!!
Sharptooth: All your Great Valley are belong to us.
Sharptooth: You are on the way to extinction.
Littlefoot: What you say!!
Sharptooth: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Sharptooth: Ha Ha Ha Ha....
Ducky: Littlefoot!!
Littlefoot: Take off every 'Petrie'!!
Littlefoot: You know what you doing.
Littlefoot: Move 'Petrie'.
Littlefoot: For great sequel.
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Spike: [Insert word here]
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Cera: Hey, haters! We, the dinos of the series ya love to hate, are here to stay FOREVER! So, all you haters can kiss my yellow, scaly behind!
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Tria: Come children, I'm going to teach you all the secrets of dark magic!
Children: :blink:
Tria: Now don't be shy, kids. Who wants to be today's blood sacrifice to the devil?
Children :unsure: (start running away)
Tria: Okay then... I wonder where Tricia is...
AND
Littlefoot: Gee, it sure is boring around here.
Bron: My boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Littlefoot: I just wonder what Redclaw is up to.
Bron: Enough. My ships sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?
(see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEsxFFRB-30) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEsxFFRB-30))
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Littlefoot: "This is to hard, let's just give up and go back home."
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Any LBT character: Let's watch tv!
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Littlefoot (to Ducky after he trips on her): "Get lost, peewee!"
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(While crossing a bridge)
Ducky: Littlefooot littlefooot.
Littlefoot: I'm right here what do you want?
Ducky: We're on a bridge littlefoot.
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Littlefoot: "I think we should go along with Cera's dad's idea."
Cere: "Oh yea, I think we should go along with Littlefoot's Grandfather's idea.
Ducky: "I think you both are nuts, I think we should just mind our own business and keep to ourselves, like Mr. Clubtail does."
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Spike: I'm going to improve myself! From this point on, I will work hard to banish sloth and gluttony from my life.
Everyone else: Spike talked!
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Littlefoot: we must give the fighters more time, concentrate all fire on that Superstar Destroyer.
The others: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:
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(While crossing a bridge)
Ducky: Littlefooot littlefooot.
Littlefoot: I'm right here what do you want?
Ducky: We're on a bridge littlefoot.
CHARLIE!!! :D
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Littlefoot: We should make a great escape parody
Cera: Are you nuts!? Do you want to get us fired?
Littlefoot: No.
Cera: Good now go eat some ground crawlers!
Littlefoot: :blink:
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Redclaw: I'm'a firing my laser!
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Redclaw: "I think next time I see those charming flattooth kids I'll invite them over for tea."
Thud: "oh, and I can make some cookies."
Screech: "It'll be a darling little party, I can hardly wait."
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Cera (singing within earshot of Littlefoot and Ali): "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"
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Littlefoot: 'Cause it's really so fun,
'Cause it's really so fun
When you have super fun
Eating tasty mints
You can challenge mores
You can bend silly rules,
You're rebelling in an unthreatening waaaaaay......
You're really blond and it's true,
People look up to you,
When you eat mints whenever the hell you want to,
Youth is better in every situation,
Youth is better, old is stupid,
Youth is better so (speeding up to fit the entire line in) eat-Mystos-and-live-a-super-long-fun-liiiiiffffeee!!!!
Petrie: Mystos!
Littlefoot's Grandparents: :blink:
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Cera (singing within earshot of Littlefoot and Ali): "Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"
xD nice!
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Pterano: "Ain't"
Petrie: "I"
Sierra: I LOVE FLUFFY BUNNIES!!!
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Ducky: "I think we should hit those bullies, let them see how it feels."
Cera: "Maybe they just need a hug."
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Littlefoot: (Singing within earshot of serria and rinkus) bad boys bad boys what you gonna do what you gonna do when they come for you?
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Hehe, good one :lol!
(LBT VI reference)
Mama Swimmer (to Tria): "That Mrs. Maia threw my Ducky from her nest when Ducky did not do anything wrong! I'm gonna kick her to the Mysterious Beyond and back!"
Tria: "Yeah! Let's get her!"
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Both of those would make funny scenes. :lol
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Petrie: Sharpteeth? Me could take one of them any day! (this would have to be backed up by him actually kicking a sharptooth's a--)
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Littlefoot: I Am Ironman!!! DA DA DADA DA!
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Littlefoot: "I'll teach that sharptooth not to mess with us with my force lightning."
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Littlefoot: Take this, Redclaw! (Does a jaw-breaking karate kick that sends Redclaw flying) Byahh!!!
Rest of the gang: Wooaaahhhh!
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Cera: Take this! (Slices redclaw's lower jaw off with lightsaber)
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serria&Rinkussinging: Ebony & Ivory sit together in perfect harmony side by side on my piano.
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Cera: "I'm to scared to go first. Let Petrie go first."
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Littlefoot: Great Scott
Cera: Yeah, this is heavy.
Ducky: There's that word again, is there something wrong with the Earth's greavitational atmosphere in the future?
Another one
Littlefoot: I'm singing in the rain, just singing in the rain.. oh what a glorious feeling, I'm... HAPPY again
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Littlefoot: Look out! The one-winged flyer is starting to sing!
Sierra: Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
Sors immanis
Et inanis
Sors immanis
Et inanis
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
Veni, veni, venias
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias (Gloriosa)
Ne me mori facias (Generosa)
Veni, veni, venias (Gloriosa)
Ne me mori facias (Generosa)
Veni, veni, venias (Gloriosa)
Ne me mori facias (Generosa)
Veni, veni, venias (Gloriosa)
Ne me mori facias (Generosa)
Sephiroth
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
Sors immanis
Et inanis
Sors immanis
Et inanis
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Estuans interius
Ira vehementi
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
Veni, veni, venias
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias
Ne me mori facias
Veni, veni, venias (Gloriosa)
Ne me mori facias (Generosa)
Veni, veni, venias (Gloriosa)
Ne me mori facias (Generosa)
Veni, veni, venias (Gloriosa)
Ne me mori facias (Generosa)
Veni, veni, venias (Gloriosa)
Ne me mori facias (Generosa)
Sephiroth
Littlefoot: :blink:
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In english please... though I do understand why Littlefoot lood on the flyer with a weird look :lol :lol
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Sierra: Now in English!
Littlefoot: :(
Sierra: Burning inside
With violent anger
Burning inside
With violent anger
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
Burning inside
With violent anger
Burning inside
With violent anger
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
Fate, monstrous
And empty
Fate, monstrous
And empty
Burning inside
With violent anger
Burning inside
With violent anger
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
Come, come, please come,
Lest you make me die
Come, come, please come,
Lest you make me die
Come, come, please come,
Let me not die easily
Come, come, please come,
Let me not die easily
Come, come, please come,
Let me not die easily
Come, come, please come,
Let me not die easily
(Glorius, Generous,
Glorius, Generous)
Come, come, please come,
Let me not die easily
Come, come, please come,
Let me not die easily
(Glorius, Generous,
Glorius, Generous)
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
Littlefoot: I think I liked the Latin better...
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Cera: "Hakuna Matata"
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Cera: Can we deal with Hyp without violence?
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Hyp: "That Littlefoot is so mean. He's the biggest bully in this valley. I just said hi and he cussed me out."
Nod: "He stole a treesweet from me."
Mutt: "yea... he bit my tail and knocked me down and ran off. "
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Littlefoot: Cera... I am your father
Cera: NNNNOOOOOOO
The rest: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:
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Littlefoot: God Loves you! Hes going to Kill you!!!
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Cera: "Littlefoot, stop being a hippy and get over here!"
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Ducky: I hate Petrie and everyone else in the entire world! I do! I do!
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Littlefoot mother: Somethings you see with your eyes... others you see with your heart
Littlefoot: Go to hell, mom :anger :anger
Littlefoots mothe: :blink: :blink:
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Icy: "I'm glad those rainbowfaces didn't catch me stealing their farlookers. These will help me to see farther away so we can find food faster."
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Cera: I need a steak... anyone comming?
The rest: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:
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Chomper: "Man I can use a cup of coffee right now."
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chomper: i my god! they killed cer... i mean kenny!
others: :blink: :unsure: :blink:
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Ruby: "I like the sweet bubbles, but where are my cake and ice cream for my star day?"
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(Inspired by Rat_Lady7's post in the Ducky and Petrie caption)
Ducky: "That President Bush is so stupid, yep yep yep! While he was busy searching Iraq for weapons of mass destruction, little did he know I keep them behind the Thundering Falls! I do, I do!"
Petrie: "You right, Ducky. Me help you hide them. Ducky join Petrie and be like Bonnie and Clyde?"
Ducky: "Do NOT get any ideas, buster! No, no, no!"
Petrie: :cry2
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Ruby: Let's go back.... to the future!!
Littlefoot, shaking head: She has seen those movies too many times.
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Ducky while on Spike's back: "Hiyo Silver, away!"
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Petrie: I want to join the crusader squadron.
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Petrie on Cera: "Ramming speed."
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Littlefoot's Mom before she dies: Littlefoot, Littlefoot. there is another, another Skywalker! (her body disappears)
Littlefoot: what the heck is a Skywalker???
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Threehorn: "Another round for me and my good friend here."
Grandpa Longneck:" Yea, we have to have fun till the women get here to take us home."
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Littlefoot: YEAH!!! WOOO!!! DISTURBED RULES!!!! YEAH!!!! ROCK ON!!!!
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Bron: the sharptooth didn't kill your father littlefoot. I am your father!
Littlefoot: Realy?!
Bron: yep.
Littlefoot: Realy!?!
Bron: yeah I'm your father.
Littlefoot: huh,.... REALY!?!!?
Bron: YES!!!
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(standing in the ally)
Cera: Yep.
Littlefoot: Yep.
Spike: mmhmm.
Ducky: Yep, Yep, Yep.
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Mr Threehorn:Those rainbow faces were awesome!
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Threehorn: "Remember Cera, you must always hang around Longnecks, bigfaces, and Spiketails."
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Sharptooth: Wazz up?
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Threehorn. "Ho, Ho, Ho, a merry Christmas to everyone."
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Littlefoot: "Cera, I have a confession to make. I am in love with you."
Cera: "Oh. I'm sorry, Littlefoot, but I'm in love with Spike."
Littlefoot: :blink:
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lol good one Cancerian Tiger.
Littlefoot: All Work and no play makes Littlefoot a Dull Boy!
Littlefoot: (chops whole into door) Heeeeres Littlefoot!
Littlefoot: To The Moon Cera!!! (slams door)
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Littlefoot: "Petrie go and get Zok and Zandor, only the Herculoids can save us now."
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Petrie: HEY YOU PEOPLE!!!!
Little Foot: What's a person?
Cera: *shrugs*
Ducky: I know what it is, *explains in a every complexed and scientific way what people are*
Spike: :o
(I'm sure this sounds lame, but to me it sounds funny...sort of...)
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Petrie: I hate berries!
Spike: Your mom
Ducky: I am soooo depressed...I just want to cut myself and sit in the corner of my room all day...why bother going on in life? Like sucks. Period.
Little Foot: Wassup duuuuuuuuuuuuuuude? Like, what up?
Cera: I love the world and everything in it! I'm so weak and helpless, but I was just made that way and I am okay with it.
Alli: Look at my beautiful muscles, they are glorious, I could beat a 10,000 pound sharp tooth if I wanted to!
Sierra and Rinkus: We love kids! Yes we do!
Grandpa and Grandma Longneck: Little Foot, we never cared for you, in fact we want you to go away and die right now. We don't know why we put up with you. :rolleyes:
Pterano: Yo, wassup man?
Tricia: I shall plot world domination, first I shall make Cera, one of my minions, next for silly little friends and then all of the adults! For I shall "join" Pterano, corrupt him with my amazing, sweet, cutesyness and we shall plot to take over the valley and then the rest of the world!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
*Tria and Cera over hear*
Cera: She's been watching that Family Guy cartoon again hasn't she?
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Threehorn: "I feel so happy and giddy."
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Littlefoot (rapping to Cera): "You got your own house! You got your own car! Two jobs, work hard! You a bad broad!"
Cera: "Uh, Littlefoot. I think you've been hanging out at the clubs too much instead of Universal."
or
Littlefoot (rapping again to Cera): "Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Yo! Hey, shorty! It's your birthday! We gonna party like it's your birthday! We gonna sip Bacardi like it's your birthday! And you know we don't give a..."
Cera (interrupting): "Littlefoot! First of all, my starday's not until tomorrow! Secondly, don't EVER use the F-word when you're addressing me! Got it?!"
Littlefoot: :oops
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Cera: "Great, if sharpteeth, fastbiters, the 3 bullies, & earthshakes were not bad enough, now we have Sleestak chasing those 3 humans as they call themselves."
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Ducky (shooting tequila): "Una tequila! Dos tequila! Tres tequila! Piso!"
*Crashes on floor (piso) :lol*
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LIttlefoot: I'll jump, one more movie and I'll jump :cry :cry
Director: :slap Would somebody, please get the psychologist
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Ducky: Everyone here is stupid. I'm the best there is.
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Threehorn: "Tria, have you seen where my car keys are?"
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Homer Simpson: hmmm, dounut
Littlefoot: Hey Homer, this is our show, get the hell out of here.
Homer: ohh look, small cute dinosaurs
Littlefoot: :anger :anger okay you asked for it (bites Homer in the leg)
Homer: ouch, why you little :anger :anger (begins to strangle Littlefoot)
Director: Okay, you're both FIRED!!
Homer, Littlefoot: :blink: :blink:
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Threehorn: "I'm bored Longneck, let's go and get drunk."
Grandpa Longneck: "But what about Tria & Grandma?"
Threehorn: "They can come along and get drunk to if they want."
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Littlefoot: fly Petrie, fly!!
Petrie: Shut it!!!, I'm walking to the stage
Littlefoot: :blink: :blink:
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Petrire looking up into the sky: "Wow, me no know threehorns can fly too. No have wings."
Cera lands: "See I told you threehorns can do anything."
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Bron: Littlefoot, I am your father
Littlefoot: NNNNNNOOOOOOOO
Director: CUT!!!!, what the HELL are you two doing now??
Bron: isn't this a remake of the Star Wars trilogy?
Director: :slap :slap
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Cera: "I wonder what sort of wild adventure we'll be having next. "
Ruby: "Maybe going to a mall and every store is having a sale. Now that would be my idea of a great adventure."
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Petrie: What is that thing?
Ducky: It's goes around and round.
Cera: It looks like a robot.
Little Foot: A very odd robot...
Spike: You dummies! It's CALLED a roomba!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI...ger.com/page/6/ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ-jv8g1YVI&eurl=http://icanhascheezburger.com/page/6/)
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Cera: "Dink huh? bet your grown ups do not do much, and you have to fix problems that appear."
Dink" How did you know?"
Petrie: "We been there."
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Rinkus: It never gets old huh?
Serria: Nope.
Rinkus: It kinda makes you wanna
Serria: Break into song?
Rinkus: Yep
Rinkus: I love the mountians I love the clear blue skies
Serria: I love big bridges
Both: I love when great whites fly
Cera: I love the whole world.
Littlefoot & Redclaw: And all it's sights and sounds
Mr Threehorn and Grandpa longneck: Boom de yada Boom de yada Boom de yada Boom de yada
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Chomper: "Say Scratcher how is it going?"
Cera: "It's cool having another sharptooth in the valley."
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Mr Threehorn: Blargh!
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Cera: "Dink & his friends again? What is this some sort of crossover or something?"
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Mr. Threehorn (in a strong Jamaican dialect): "This weed's the s***, mon!"
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Mr. Threehorn to Littlefoot: "I am so happy you are my daughter's friend."
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Ducky: wazzzzz'up
Littlefoot: what? who's there?
Ducky: yo, it's Ducky, wazzz'up
Littlefoot: wazzz'up
Cera: wazz'up
Petrie: wazz'up
Littlefoot: so, chomper, what are ya doing?
Chomper: nah, just chilling.... killing
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Threehorn: "We need more longnecks around here."
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Littlefoot: They see me mowing, my front lawn. I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white and nerdy.
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Grandpa Longneck: We don't have time to waste discussing things, like's go!
Topsy: I agree with the longneck.
Littlefoot: Wow, I guess we won't have to run off and do things for ourselves this time...
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Ducky: "I think you should just slap her Littlefoot."
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Cera (to Littlefoot): Ya gonna finish that last doughnut?
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Cera: "Maybe we should bite a few sharpteeth and see how they like it."
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Chomper: *In creepy zombie voice.* Foooooooood!
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Threehorn: "Why should we grown ups do anything, just let our do what needs doing."
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(SpongeBob refernence)
Cera: "Chocolate?! CHOCOLATE?! CHOOOOOOCOLATE!"
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Littlefoot: Yo, Cera!! What are ya doing?
Cera; Playing World of Warcraft, you?
Littlefoot: just Counter-Strike
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Petrie: "Me want go through stargate first."
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Any one of them: Henshin!
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This one's inspired from a comic I saw the other day:
*Ducky and Ali are at a Starbucks*
Ducky: "Where is my frapucchino at?"
Ali: "Ducky, NEVER end a sentence with a preposition!"
Ducky: "Okay. Where is my frapucchino at, b****?"
Ali: :blink:
:lol
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Cera: "Guys, I seriously need a pint or two of Guinness right now."
Littlefoot: "Since when did you start drinking beer, Cera?"
Cera: "Ever since the animation started going downhill. Bunch of cheapskates at Universal."
Littlefoot: "Sounds fair. Mind if I try some?"
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Chomper: "Man, I can't wait till cows evolve."
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Littlefoot's Grandfather: Bron, can you hear me?
Bron: Yes, papa longneck. Where is (name of Littlefoot's mother)? Is she safe? Is she alright?
Littlefoot's Grandfather: It seems in your anger, you killed her.
Bron: I-I couldn't have! She was alive! I felt it!
(Bron smashes things while Littlefoot's grandfather laughs evily)
Bron: NOOOOO!!!!!
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Just to add on, to the last post.
Bron: Littlefoot, I am your father?
Littlefoot: (Says a really long) NO!
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The gang: I am the eggman, we are the eggman, I am the walrus!
NOTE: f-22, at my camp, we actually wrote our own version of that song. It was funny. I think the link is somewhere, but I can't find it. I'll post it here later.
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Sierra: Maybe I don't have to kill you, I'll do far worse by hurting you?
And I wish to keep on hurting you. I will leave you in the Mysterious Beyond, like you left me alone.
Pterano: SIERRA!
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Littlefoot: With great power comes great responsibility.
Shorty: We will eat your brain!
Ducky: I am the green goblin, I am, I am. Muhahaha!
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Ducky: "I'll fly up and take a look."
Petrie: "Me swim away."
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Ducky: "I do not like water, oh no no no. It is dark, anyone can drown, and who knows what is in it. Water is bad. It is, it is."
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Totally random.
Strut: Where's my shotgun? (See the Insane Cafe to get that joke.)
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Ducky: "Spike is snoring to loud. I'll go over to where Littlefoot sleeps and sleep there instead."
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Ducky: "This sucks!"
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Littlefoot: "First my car keys, and now the remote control. Where are the things I keep loosing?"
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Ducky: "I tell you what. This script is terrible. I'm gonna go out to have a smoke and beer. When I get back, this better be revised. I can't do something like this!"
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Ducky: "A sharptooth? Lets go and punch it in the face."
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Chomper: Just out of curiosity, do you guys think you would taste good?
The rest of the gang: NO!
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chomper: man, i HATE this scene! it makes my butt looks like a durian, :anger
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Petrie: "Ducky can stretch, Cera short range teleport, Ali long range. Why Petrie have no power?"
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Littlefoot: Treestars? yuck, no thanks.
Chomper: I love treestars they are much better than bugs.
Cera: I wish i were a longneck and not a 3 horn, longnecks rock.
Ducky: O yes, yes, yes, i am a boy.
Spike: No thanks i not hungry.
Petrie: Nothing scares me.
Ruby: I am so unhelpful, i just slow everyone down.
Skip: The mysterious beyound? whats that?
Hyp: What ever you say Littlefoot, you'er so smart.
Guido: Come on guys, are you scared?
Rainbow faces: Really, there is nothing out there, its all in your mind.
Red claw: To the gang can't we all just get along togeter peacefuly.
A fast bitter: For now on i'm going to be well manered.
Mo: keep it down i'm trying to sleep here.
Swooper: I know, i can see it or anyone can see that.
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Littlefoot: "I run with scissors!"
Petrie: "Me eat glue!"
Spike (thinking): "Mmmm...treesweets."
Cera: "Oh, yeah?! I like to sit on the TV and watch the couch!"
Ducky: "You guys suck, yes you do. I do cartwheels over broken glass and hotcoals while picking my sniffer with chopsticks, yep yep yep."
Everyone else: :wacko:
(I know, random :p)
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Cera: "Ok, I brought the cards, let's play poker."
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Littlefoot: I summon the Dark Magician!
Cera: I counter with the Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Ducky: I attack you directly and reduce your lifepoints to zero! Yep! Yep! Yep!
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Ducky: "There's nothing on tv worth watching, what can we do?"
Cera: "Let's put on a show so we can raise enough money to get a bunch of dvd's."
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Cera: "Hey, guys! Let's go streaking!"
Littlefoot: "But Cera, we're always streaking."
Cera: :slap
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Chomper: "You guys want some crawlers, these taste better then usual."
Littlefoot: "Sure, I bet I can eat more then you Chomper."
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Spike: (Insert anything here.)
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Chomper: "These sweet bubbles are delicious."
Cera: "Yuk, I'd rather have crawlers."
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Petrie: I
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Petrie: But But But But
Cera: No buts
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Petrie: "We do podcast, get famous."
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Petrie: I want to play a game. (Saw reference.)
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Mr. Threehorn: I must agree with the Longneck; THAT'S THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD!!!
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Cera: Threehorns are just as good as every other type of dino.
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Littlefoot: "I'd rather be a threehorn then a boring old longneck."
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Petrie: I want to play a game. (Saw reference.)
:lol :lol
"Live or die. Make your choice." :p
Ducky: "We all go alittle mad sometimes now, don't we?" ("Psycho" reference)
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Grandpa Longneck: "Nuts to all of ya. Just go away, I don't want to see or talk to you again."
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Cera: "Smoke some dope. It's good for ya!"
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Mr. Threehorn: "alright, who wants to try my new batch of beer that I brewed?"
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Ducky: "It's been great, but now I really have to go scream!"
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Ducky: "I want a hot dog with lots of chili on it, I do, I do."
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Ducky: "I do not have a license to kill, but I do have a learner's permit, yep yep yep!"
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Strut: "I like eggs."
Ozzie: "Strut you can eat the green food. I don't mind."
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Strut: "Get my gun!" (Insane Cafe reference)
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Icky: "I think we should let those kids go, they are very cute."
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Cera: Daddy, I have to disagree.
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Ducky's mom: "Blast this pen! Blast this wretched wretched pen!"
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Hyp: "Has anyone seen my power morpher?"
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Littlefoot: That's not very hip of you hip.
Cera, Chomper, Ruby, Petrie, Spike, and Ducky: BURNED!
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Anyone: EPIC FAIL!
Anyone: (http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/thFALCON-PUNCH.gif)
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Ducky: I am, yes yes yes.
Littlefoot: Don't you mean yup yup yup?
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Threehorn: "Longnecks are cool."
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I didn't scan all 19 pages to make sure, so sorry if this has been done.
Rinkus: *turns to Sierra with a big smile* Forget all this plotting, I feel like knitting with treestars, do you feel like knitting with treestar?!
Sierra: Of course not...brewing them into a tea is the way to go
Rinkus: Oh, with mud scones!
Sierra: Yes, let's go find some!
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Petrie:
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Even though the sound of it
Is something quite atrocious
If you say it loud enough
You'll always sound precocious
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Cera & Topsy:
*bobbing up and down*
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!
Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay!
:lol Not that I wouldn't pay money to see it! LOL
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Cera: How come my name isn't spelled S-A-R-A?
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Ducky: "There is Hyp Sleeping, let's avoid them, let's."
Cera: "Let's kick or hit him and frame Mutt or Nod."
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Ducky (singing):
I made it through the wilderness.
Somehow I made it through.
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you.
I was beat, incomplete.
I'd been had, I was sad and blue.
But you made me feel.
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
Like a virgin,
touched for the very first time.
Like a virgin,
when your heart beats (after first time, with your heartbeat)
next to mine.
Gonna give you all my love, boy.
My fear is fading fast.
Been saving it all for you
'cause only love can last.
You're so fine and you're mine.
Make me strong, yeah you make me bold.
Oh your love thawed out.
Yeah, your love thawed out
What was scared and cold.
Oooh, oooh, oooh!
Your'e so fine and you're mine.
I'll be yours 'til the end of time.
'cause you made me feel.
Yeah, you made me feel
I've nothing to hide.
Like a virgin, ooh, ooh!
Like a virgin
feels so good inside.
When you hold me, and your heart beats, and you love me.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Ooh, baby.
Cant you hear my heart beat
for the very first time?
Mama Swimmer: :blink:
Disclaimer: "Like A Virgin" is made by Madonna. I do not claim any rights to the song.
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Threehorn: "Come on Tria, I know where we can get a great steak."
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*The Gang are running from Redclaw and his posse*
Thud: "Hey! Did we get this dinner to go?"
Redclaw: "No, why?"
Thud: "'Cuz there it GOES!"
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Any flyer: Spitfires comming in at 9 o'clock high!
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I'm full of Lion King quotes tonight :lol!
*Cera and Ducky are bringing Guido to a geyser*
Cera: "Major dodo bird hippity-hop all the way over to the burning boiler!"
Guido: "Oh, no! Not the burning boilERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
Petrie: "Hey! Why don't you pick on somebody your own size?!"
Ducky: "Like YOU?"
Petrie: "Oops."
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Petrie's Mom: "Ok kids, what do you want for lunch?"
Petrie: "Me want happymeal."
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Anyone: "D'oh!"
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Ducky: "I wonder if a magic spell could get us out of this situation."
Cera: "Not more magic."
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Redclaw: Alive or dead it's your choice.
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Cera: "I'm a main character. Why run from any sharpteeth. I bet if I stand here and do nothing something will save me from that sharptooth."
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Ducky: "Man, I've gotta fart!" :p
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Cera: "Let's leave this eating leaves in the wild and go to a salad bar."
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Any of them: Rider Kick!
Any of them: I need to go use the little dinosuar's room.
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Ducky: "Scooby Doo, where are you?"
Cera: "Where could that talking dog have gotten himself to?"
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Littlefoot: We have to find a way to stop the comet from crashing into the planet and wiping out the entire dinosaur world.
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Cera: "Does this dress make me look fat?"
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Cera: "You know, Littlefoot, you've been a brick wall lately and I'm tired of feeling like I'm talking to one!"
Littlefoot: "I'm a brick wall? Well, if you say so."
*CRACK*
Littlefoot (rubbing his head): "What was that all about, Cera?!"
Cera: "I figured I'd pop you one with a brick to see if you really are a brick wall or not."
Littlefoot: :anger
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Cera: "I think Petrie's right, we should just panic and run around wildly and screaming."
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Littlefoot: BUUUUUUUUURRRPP!
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Cera: "Please go to the prom with me Littlefoot."
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Littlefoot: Hey Cera! Wanna play?
Cera: No. I'm too busy playing Call of Duty 4. Killing N00bs is so much fun!
Littlefoot: Why does your dad let you play that garbage?
Cera: It's not garbage! See for yourself!
Two hours later...
Petrie: Littlefoot, Cera, why you not come see us?
Littlefoot: Don't bother me right now, Petrie! I'm about to get my 5th prestige and unlock the golden guns!
Petrie: What so fun about blowing up stuff?
Narrator: And by the end of the week, the entire Great Valley was addicted to violent video games.
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Guido: "Have you heard the news. Due to public reaction against Jarjar. George is going to edit him out and edit me into his place."
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Ozzy picks baby chomper up
Ozzy: Why aren't you the cutest little thing!
Littlefoot: No treestars, please..
Cera: How many Cera's do you think their are?
-Refrence to Jurassic Park 2-
Ozzy: Im going to tickle-torture you!
Mr. Threehorn: Threehorns always enjoy playing with Longnecks.
Sharptooth: My eye! Im blinded! Oh the dinosuarmanity!
Hyp: Want to play with us?
Spike: Hey! I can talk!
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Cera: How many Cera's do you think their are?
-Refrence to Jurassic Park 2-
(on a side note, I'm not the only person who thought of Cera on that reference! Yay! Ok, sorry back to the game and I'll even add one)
Screech (in flatteeth no less!): Woah, calm down little flat teeth, I'm just here to play patty mud pie (cake), honest!
Petrie: Oh ok, hey guys deadly fast biter just want to play harmless game of patty mud pie.
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Cera (to Littlefoot): "I'm so trashed! Can you help me get home?"
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Littlefoot: "Hey guys, I have a new stepmother. Her name is Gertie."
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Topsey: Threehorns aren't so great aren't we?
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Cera: "Longnecks are better then Threehorns."
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Ducky: "Swimming sucks! It does, it does! I am going to be a champion boxer, yep yep yep!"
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Spike: Hmmm (I don't feel like eating today)
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Cera: "Littlefoot does everything better then me. I wish I were a longneck like him."
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Chomper: Do you think Doc tastes good?
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Guido: "I hate crawlers, they taste icky. Now strawberries, that's good eating."
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Petrie (singing): "...And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad, The dreams in which I'm dying, Are the best I've ever had..."
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Anybody wonder what the Gang's up to these days now that they're currently unemployed and, as if that's not bad enough, had their identities stolen?
*Lyrics come from Free Credit Report ad*
Littlefoot (singing): "They say a man should always dress for the job he wants.
So why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant?"
Cera (singing): "It's all because some hacker stole my identity.
Now I'm in here every evening serving chowder and ice tea."
Ducky(singing): "Should'a gone to free credit report dot com."
Petrie: "Wee haw!"
Ducky (singing): "I could'a seen this comin' at me like an atom bomb."
Cera (singing): "They monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts."
Littlefoot (singing): "So you don't end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts."
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Tria: "I hate the mud pool and I'm never going back again."
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Littlefoot: :anger I hate you Grandpa! :lol
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Ducky: "I hate water. I'll never swim again, no, no, no."
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Mr. Threehorn: "I hate sweets!"
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Random Yellowbelly: "I hate dancing."
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Ducky: "That food you are eating looks like that possum I hit the other day, yep yep yep."
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Cera: "I love being hugged."
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Ducky: "I only LOOK sweet and innocent, yep yep yep." :angel
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Petrie: Me going to take a grammar class.
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Cera: "I'm scared, save me Ducky."
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Littlefoot: Guys, let's not do anything, it's not worth it!
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Petrie: Me love it when my siblings yell at me!
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Petrie: Me love it when my siblings yell at me!
Ducky: I like it when my siblings do that too, yup yup yup!
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Littlefoot: "It's to hard, let's go back home."
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Chomper: "Agreed. I am small and my little hands are of no use"
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Cera: "Don't eat all the buzzing flyers Chomper, I want some."
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*Inspired from Grumpy and Happy scene in Snow White*
*Cera reaches to see what's in the fireplace kettle*
Ducky: "Don't touch it, you fool! It could be poison!"
*Kettle hisses, startling them*
Ducky: "See?! It's witch's brew!"
:lol
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Spike: "I'm going hunting with Chomper for rabbits."
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Ptarano: "Once more the flyers shall rule the Great Valley and Mysterious Beyond... And we shall have... peace. "
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Cera: "I like being bossed around."
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*Inspired from TLK*
Ducky: "So how do we get in?"
Littlefoot: "Live bait."
Ducky: "Hey!"
Littlefoot: "C'mon, Ducky. You've gotta create a diversion."
Ducky (with Spike in Pumbaa's position): "What do you want me to do?! Dress in drag and do the hula?!" (breaks into song)
"LUAU!!!
If you're hungry for a hunk of fat and juicy meat,
eat my brother, Spike, here because he is a treat!
Come on down and dine on this tasty swine!
All you have to do is get in line!
Aaaare you achin?!"
Spike: "Yep, yep, yep!"
Ducky (still singing): "For some bacon?!"
Spike: "Yep, yep, yep!"
Ducky (singing): "He's a big pig!"
Spike: "Yep, yep!"
Ducky (singing): "You can be a big pig too! OOH!!!"
*Both run and scream like little girls as Screech and Redclaw chase them :lol*
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LOL. Strictly speaking, Ducky wouldn't be in drag by wearing a hula dress, seeing as how she is already female... still hilarious! :DD
Anyway, here's my line:
Tria: Let's find all of the small, cute things in the valley, and CRUSH the life out of them!
Tops: Now honey, maybe you are being a little too harsh-
Tria: If you don't know what you're talking about, you shouldn't talk at all!
Tops: (thinking) Tria is really mean when she drinks too much juice from those sweet bubbles...
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Cera: "Swimmers are better then threehorns."
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Mama Swimmer: "Spike can not live with us, Ducky."
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Littlefoot: I hate treestars!
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littlefoot: "I like eating meat."
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Okay. In all honesty, how many times can we vary a quote so that it sounds different, but the general gist is the same? Come up with some new material, people.
Narrator: In the past, there were these 5 children who seem to have had some injuries. Their pituitary glands have been damaged. They will never grow up, but they weren't born old, like Benjamin Button. Please donate to the "Save Dinosaurs with Pituitary Gland Disorders Charity", otherwise known as Universal Studios.
The Gang: Wait a second! I thought Universal Studios gave up on us after LBT 13! Why would they start caring about us now?
Universal Board of Directors: SHUT UP! DON'T MAKE US TROLL YOUR FANSITES!
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Mother of Littlefoot: I wish you wasn't my Son littlefoot.
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Okay. In all honesty, how many times can we vary a quote so that it sounds different, but the general gist is the same? Come up with some new material, people.
Sounds a bit harsh. If folks are having fun doing that, and you don't like it, you'll have to live with it, ignoring it as best as you can, or not look at this thread.
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The thing is, I think that it might be funny the first few times, but it does get old eventually. I'm just suggesting that it might be a good idea to try to think of something new.
@Neo: Now that's what I'm talking about.
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Still sounds necessarily harsh to me.
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Petrie: "Me no fly, me swim."
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Lets all pretend this issue never happen.
Rainbow Faces: Don't be so Superstitious, Life beyond the Mysterious Beyond don't Exsist.
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Cera's Dad: "I like strangers."
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Littlefoot's grandfather: ... and so, children, the moral of the story is to give up now. You'll never make it anywhere in life without the power of magic beans, and since none of them exist anymore, we are all doomed.
The children: :blink:
P.S. 1,000 posts! :)
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Rainbow faces: "never ask question, never wonder."
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Topsey: Grandpa Longneck even I have more brains than you!
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Cera: "I enjoy being hugged a lot."
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Grandpa longneck: I don't know anything.
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Ducky: "Water is icky, it is, it is."
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Mr thicknose: Mr threehorn knows more about everything than me
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Ali: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
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Littlefoot (to Shorty): Yeah, that's right! Bron's MAH dad! You ain't neva gonna be his kid!
Ducky: Can I stop saying "Yep yep yep"? It stopped being cute after the second movie. It did, it did.
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Ozzy: I had enough of Eggs!
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Littlefoot: What's with Mr Threehorn? He seems more happy than he does mean.
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Littlefoot: "I don't like how treesweets taste."
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Littlefoot: "I don't like how treesweets taste."
Chomper: I do.
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Redclaw: I'd catch those kids but that would require doing something. I think I'll sleep instead.
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Chomper: "I want a bag mac and fries."
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Entire Gang:
Picture yourself in a boat on a river,
With tangerine trees and marmalade skies.
Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly,
A girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Cellophane flowers of yellow and green,
Towering over your head.
Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes,
And she's gone.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
Ah... Ah...
Follow her down to a bridge by a fountain,
Where rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies.
Everyone smiles as you drift past the flowers,
That grow so incredibly high.
Newspaper taxis appear on the shore,
Waiting to take you away.
Climb in the back with your head in the clouds,
And you're gone.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
Ah... Ah...
Picture yourself on a train in a station,
With plasticine porters with looking glass ties.
Suddenly someone is there at the turnstile,
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes.
Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
Lucy in the sky with diamonds,
Ah... Ah...
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Littlefoot: "Lets go on a seaboat cruise."
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Littlefoot (a few moments after Chomper's hatching): "Ironic. I lost my mom because of sharptooth and now I am babysitting one."
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Hyp: I'm just a kid i'm I?
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Dil: "I love eating sweet bubbles."
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Great Valley Council (singing): "They are taking the children to Isengard!"
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Ichy: Wow Dil, you did something right.
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Skitter: "That Littlefoot is really little."
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Cera: "Guess she was a Stupid Longneck to".
Littlefoot: THAT'S IT...I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT!
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Cera: "You and what army?"
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Cera: "Guess she was a Stupid Longneck to".
Littlefoot: THAT'S IT...I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR SAYING THAT!
Cera: "You and what army?"
Haha! Priceless! :lol
Ducky: "SPIKE! IF YA ROLL ON ME IN YO SLEEP ONE MO TIME I'MA KICK YO A**!"
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Ducky: "I like flying."
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Petrie: Me like swimming.
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Chomper: "mmm, I love eating treestars."
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Spike: "YEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWW!" :lol
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Tria: Oh Topsey your so jealous I'm divorcing you!
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Chomper: "I just ordered us all a large pizza."
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Spike: *Mumbling* ( I have a craving for flesh).
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The Sharptooth from LBT I: "...." (says anything)
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The other Adult Dinosaurs were arguing and Grandpa Longneck as had enough.
Grandpa Longneck: :anger WILL YOU ALL PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP?!
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Littlefoot: "That Rhett is really cool."
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Littlefoot: Hey Gang lets all start a Rock Band!
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Ali: "I don't like visiting the great valley."
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Mo: No worry mudbrothers flipper is here!
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Time for another blast of crazy statements the gang would never say, directly from my quotebook!
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Littlefoot: Gambling is just a way of getting money to buy a prostitute. I want to do just the opposite.
Cera: Wait, so you're saying you want to be a prostitute?
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Cera: Littlefoot, I am your mother. Do your homeowrk.
Littlefot: Mom? (Starts crying hysterically)
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Mr. Thicknose: Can you count on your hand in binary?
Littlefoot: What's bnary?
Cera: What's a hand?
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Okay, so these aren't DIRECT quotations from my quotebook, but they are based off of them. Laugh your heads off.
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Cera: ROTFL
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Ducky: IT'S NOT ROTFL, IT'S ROFL! ROFL!
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Cera: Yeah I know who NeoGen is. He's one of the Fans of mine from the GOF Forums. :lol
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Sharptooth: I once ate a raptor just for the heck of it.
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*Saw something like this on a bumper sticker :p.
Ducky: "I have finally gotten a hot body, yep yep yep. Problem is, it is in my trunk and beginning to smell really badly. It is, it is."
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Petrie: Me swear to tree sweets me not on Great Circle.
parody of the quote: "I swear to crack I'm not on God."
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Lbt 7 Rainbowfaces : "2 to beam up Scotty."
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Mr. Threehorn: "Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger BB's!"
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Littlefoot: I'm going home and watch some LBT :lol
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Cera: "I'm going to sleep over at Littlefoot's tonight, just for the fun of it."
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Cera: "I'm going to sleep over at Littlefoot's tonight, just for the fun of it."
Mr. Threehorn would have a stroke for sure :p.
Cera: "Alright, I'm so bored from being out of work. C'mon, Littlefoot. Let's go to the bar for Guiness by the pint."
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Cera: "Let's all get drunk then throw a wild party."
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Littlefoot: "Okay. Wild party at my nest tonight. BYOB!"
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Any character: LOL
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Tria: :wub: ohhh...I love it when you talk dirty
Topsey: Tria whats going on :huh: who your talkin to?!
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Cera: "It's not LOL! It's ROTFLMFAO!" :lol
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littlefoot: OMFG! a sharptooth!
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Cera: "Pizza, cool."
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Topsey: Ah :p Grandpa Longneck how was your day at the office.
Grandpa: Oh :rolleyes ...nothing much to take about, being a Administrator is murder on my old body of mine.
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Littlefoot: I'll have a Sam Adams.
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Topsey: :mad Cera, Whats the Big idea Drinking that Red Bull?!
Cera: :p It gives you Wings Daddy.
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Ducky: "It's my turn to play the Nintendo, it is, it is."
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Ducky: "It's my turn to play the Nintendo, it is, it is."
In reply
Littlefoot: Ducky you suck at Super Smash Bros. you might as well sit there and watch.
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Ducky: "It's my turn to play the Nintendo, it is, it is."
In reply
Littlefoot: Ducky you suck at Super Smash Bros. you might as well sit there and watch.
*Response to above*
Ducky: "S**** you, flathead!"
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Ducky(looking over Petrie's shoulder as he is drawing something): What's that you're drawing Petrie?
Petrie: A liger.
Ducky: What's a liger?
Petrie: It's pretty much my favorite animal, prefered for skills in magic.
(When Petrie and Little Foot are talking about girls)
Little Foot: Chicks dig guys with skills!
Petrie: What do you mean?
Little Foot: You know like, num-chuck skills, computer hacking skills...
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Threehorn: "It's great how we always pretend to argue so we get our kids to do the hard work, while we quietly slip away to a party while they are gone."
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LittleFoot: (The Scene in LBT Movie 1 when Cera got knocked over by the Skeleton)
"Cera :blink: Whats that split between your legs?
Cera: AH! You Perv!!! (TACKLE)
(I wish they were Mammals :lol )
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Uhhhh...I'm okay now that I think my fruit will stay down :x :x!
Ruby: "Uh, guys. Let's not go on an adventure. It's too dangerous."
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Ducky: "I just got my new dsi, I did, I did."
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*Loud fart rips, Gang look at each other*
Cera: "It was meeeeeeee!" :lol
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Ducky: I'm going to get my nose pierced yep yep yep!
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Cera: "Who touched my butterfinger?"
Ducky: "It was Hyp, he did. Yep, Yep, Yep."
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Cera: "I'm afraid of the Boogeyman!"
Ducky: "Aw, shut up and get over yourself, wuss!"
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Cera: Hey littlefoot guess who lost there virginity...
Littlefoot: Um...you.
Cera: YOU DID!!!!
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Petrie: "Me want to go swimming."
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Spike: "I am not hungry."
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Ducky: "I hate being in a big family."
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Mr. Thicknose: "This Littlefoot kid is asking too many question. He must be disposed of immediately."
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Threehorn: "I think I"ll take a nap while Littlefoot saves the day again."
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Ducky: "I feel like kicking a** and taking names, yep yep yep!"
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Littlefoot: I hope Rhette ends up marrying Ali
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Littlefoot: I hope Rhette ends up marrying Ali
Cera: "I second that."
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Shorty. I'm going to marry Ali
Littlefoot and Rhette: :blink:
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Doofah: "Let's stop all this sillyness and be serious."
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Bron: Littlefoot I'm going to find you a stepmother
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Cera: "C'mon, guys. Let's go get chicken and beer."
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Cera; i'll leave Dinagh and Dana alone with Chomper for a bit
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Chomper: MMM! Grass tastes good!
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Cera: "Look at my new ipod."
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Littlefoot's grandfather: Alright kids, lets all go to the smoking mountain and jump in!
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(that is mean)
Ali; Littlefoot I prefer being with girls..
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Ducky (singing her siblings to sleep): "One, two, Freddie's comin' for you. Three, four, better shut the door. Five, six, grab a crucifix. Seven, eight, better stay awake. Nine, ten, never sleep again."
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Littlefoot: Ducky is CRAZY!
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In response to above:
Ducky: "Well, we all go a little mad sometimes now, don't we?"
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Not to where you sing scary songs to your siblings..
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Ducky's mother: Spike has fallen through the thin hard-water, and I couldn't care less!
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Cera: "Daddy, you need some Beano really bad!"
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Topsy_ Daa and Dirahh left because they didn't like you cEra!
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Topsy: I can't knock the fruit out of this tree because three-horns are so weak and stupid!
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Cera: "Actually, they love me! They left because you did not take the Beano!"
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Littlefoot: I can't be the leader, guys! I'm too stupid, little, weak, and helpless! I'd rather just jump off the thundering falls and end it all!
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Cera:Can I be the counter for that?
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Littlefoot: Alright guys! I'm going to use an Esper against this boss! Cover with with your spells!
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Cera: "C'mon, Ducky! We have to report back to work!"
Ducky: "I'm so frashed I don't give a tuck!"
Cera (thinking): "This is the last time we'll go out for shots while on break again."
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Littlefoot: Hurry up Ruby! Or Ali's taking your place in Season 2..
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Pterano: Flyers are the most loathsome, despicable, and dirty of all creatures!
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Ducky: I donb't like Petrie
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Shorty: "I hate Littlefoot & his friends."
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Littlefoot: I don't want Ali to come back..
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Ali: "I like Chomper better then I do Littlefoot."
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Rhette: I don't like Ali anymore
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Chomper: "I like pies."
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Ducky: I like meat..
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Chomper's Dad: Mah Boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for!
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Littlefoot I would rather have spike as a brother than Shorty
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Shorty: I wish that Bron would give Littlefoot all of the attention in the world!
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ALi I would like Littlefoot, Shorty and Rhette to battle to the death , over me!
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Shorty: I wish to be Ali's mate, regardless of my species being totally different!
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Shorty and Ali are both longnecks...
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(one is a brachiosaur, the other is an apatosaurus; look at shorty's head. Different species, like an orangutan and a chimpanzee)
Chomper: (to Ducky)... and then, I'm going to eat your whole family in front of you!
Ducky: :blink:
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Littlefoot: Yo Cera what you playing?
Cera: Playing Dragonball Z for the PS2
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Littlefoot: "I can't jump high enough."
Cera: "Longnecks can't jump. Everybody knows only threehorns can really jump."
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Cera: Littlefoot isn't really falling, he is stuck, and has been in that same position for the last three hours. Let's not help him.
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Cera: "Hey, guys. Wanna play Strip Poker?"
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LOL. That would be kinda hard to do, seeing as the dinosaurs are already totally naked! :lol
Here's something that littlefoot's grandmother would never say...
Littlefoot's Grandmother: Hey Saro... are you interested in going behind the thundering falls with me... alone... and...
Saro: :blink:
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Ducky: “how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?”
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Chomper: How many bites does it take to get the the center of a longneck? Let's find out! Oh Littlefoot...!
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Tria: "I really hate kids! I wish Cera and Tricia would be sharptooth food already!"
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Bron: Littlefoot, I left your mom because I wanted to lead another herd... one with far more beautiful females...
Littlefoot: :blink:
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Ducky: "Let us go play a farting game, yep yep yep!"
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Topsy: Come on kids! Lets all go eat sweet bubbles that have been out in the sun for too long until we can't walk in a straight line!
The gang: :blink:
Tria: :(
Pterano (who is there for no reason): :D
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Mr. Threehorn: "Tria, what are you doing?"
Tria: "Watching WWE Wrestling. Stone Cold Steve Austin kicks a**!"
Mr. Threehorn: "Tria! You should not watch that violent crap, especially with Cera and Tricia around."
Tria: "Since when did you become such a hypocrite? C'mon, girls! Watch and learn!"
Mr. Threehorn: :wacko:
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Chomper: Mom! Dad! What was that roaring about?!
Chomper's Mother: Oh crap! Chomper! I was just... uh... getting some meat... from your father.
Chomper: Great! What kind of meat was it? Longneck? Swimmer? Clubtail?
Chomper's Father: Not that kind of meat, my boy...
(Censored explanation)
Chomper: :blink:
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^^ :lol
Ducky: "I am going to get drunk until I hurl left and right, yep yep yep!"
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Tricia's first sentences...
Tricia: Cewa! Mommy's eating too many of those welaxing gweens again!
Tria: I am sooo stoned...
"Cewa:" :blink:
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Littlefoot: "I don't play well with others."
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Cera: I am humble, generous, and willing to admit my faults!
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Spike: "I'm going on a diet!"
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Chomper: Let's go relax in the warm mud!
Ruby: I don't like the mud, because I don't like it...
Spike: (thinking) mmm... Threehorn flesh.
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Kosh: Hey! Anybody like sweet bubbles? I've got a whole stash of 'em in the Sheltering Grass, and they're free for anyone to take!
(For those who don't know, Kosh is the sweet-bubble-hoarding clubtail from "The Star Day Celebration.")
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Cera: Dad, come quick! Tria and Ducky's mom are wrestling in the mud!
Topsy: Whoo!... I mean, Let's go help Tria!
Cera: :blink:
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Grandpa Longneck (to Grandma Longneck): "Hey, let's sneak off to the tall grass for a little private time, just like when we were young." :lol
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(in response to above post)
Grandma Longneck: Who says it has to be for a LITTLE private time, stud? :DD
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Littlefoot: Fine! I'm gonna move to Canada and start the LBT Film Corporation. Who's with me?
Cera: Littlefoot, that will never succeed. Don't do anything rash.
Littlefoot: Why? If it fails, I'll come back to the U.S. and then try it again in Mexico.
Cera: Don't you get it? If you FAIL in Canada, you FAIL in real life!
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Bron SMASH!
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Petrie (staring intently at Smoking Mountain): Petrie wants big boom.
(MythBusters reference, to those who didn’t notice. ;))
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Littlefoot's Grandfather: Let's kill the old one and take control of her herd!
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Spike: (*belches*) Excuse me!
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Ducky: I'm going to find Petrie and stomp him under my big feet. That will teach him to steal my treestars, yup, yup, yup.
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Petire: (singing) Me watch the skyways, over the land, and the sea! Ready to fly anywhere my duty calls, ready to fly to be free!
Others: :blink:
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*In LBT III, when the valley catches on fire*
Ducky: "HAHAHAHAHAHA! FIIIIIIIIIIIIRE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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Grandpa Longneck: Nature calls! (lifts up leg to let out stream of...)
Mr. Clubtail (who is in the way): NOOOOO!!!!!
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^^ :lol
Cera: "Maybe I should be a passive little wuss and let everyone walk allover me."
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Littlefoot's Grandfather: (to his mate) Could you come over here and bring me some food?
Littlefoot's Grandmother: (to him) Get your own food you lazy sack of $#!+
Littlefoot's Grandfather: (to her) You want another beating?!
(Seriously, though, domestic violence is a bad thing!)
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The entire gang:
It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right,
I hope you had the time of your life.
Littlefoot: Man, that was fun.
Cera: What song next?
Ducky: How about Iris?
Petrie: Me like that!
The entire gang:
And I don't want the world to see me
'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
Director: Wait just a second! How on Earth did they discover these lyrics!
Me: I don't know. Someone probably left their iPod in the Great Valley.
Director: Oh, really?
Me: Probably. <me inching closer to the door>
Director: I happened to find an iPod with your name engraved on it by the Sheltering Grass.
Me: <already left the room>
Director: Curses! Those fans, trying to ruin this franchise!
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hehehe, good one
Littlefoot looking towards the Sharptooth "I think we're gonna need a bigger rock"
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Littlefoot looking towards the Sharptooth "I think we're gonna need a bigger rock"
We should have heard that in LBT X when the gang and Shorty were using pebbles to assault those oafish sharpteeth in the "climax." :p
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Right out of "Jaws".... meateater there and meateater there... those two movies actually have something in common
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Harry Potter walks into the studio "avada Kadavra" and walks off again
Ducky "is there a reason, Potter just killed Cera"
Petrie "beats me"
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Petrie: Squadala! Me off!
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Mr. Threehorn: "Tria, how did you end up with Tricia?"
Tria: "You knocked me up in the tall grass, remember?!"
Mr. Threehorn: "Uh, the last thing I remember was us eating a bunch of fermented sweet bubbles while in the tall grass."
Tria: :slap
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On that same note...
"Grandma... what do you mean that you were... 'riding' grandpa... and what does this have to do with my mom's egg?"-- Littlefoot.
Chomper's dad: Honey, you wanna-
Chompes mom: I'm too tired...
Dad: Come on...
Mom: Want another kick in the family shiny stones?!
Dad: ... no,dear.
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* sharptooth begins to chase the gang *
Petrie: Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, And i'm all out of gum
* petrie beats the crap out of the sharptooth *
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Spike: Oink!
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* sharptooth begins to chase the gang *
Petrie: Its time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, And i'm all out of gum
* petrie beats the crap out of the sharptooth *
:lol :lol
Ducky: "I am about to lose my *censored* mind, yep yep yep!"
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Petrie: Uncle Pterano got what he deserved!
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Mama Swimmer: "What's the matter with you?! Your crazy fire escape plan could've gotten us KILLED!"
Mr. Threehorn: "Well...I...uh...I...um..."
Mama Swimmer: "S*** for brains!"
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Petrie's Mom: Kids, let's get proton torpedoes and attack the death star!
Petrie and siblings: :blink:
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Grandpa Longneck "It's a trap!!!!"
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Grandpa Longneck "It's a trap!!!!"
:lol Now that was good!
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Littlefoot: I have had it with these m*********n' snakes on this m*********n' plane!
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Littlefoot: I have had it with these m*********n' snakes on this m*********n' plane!
The gang: :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink: ... what's a plane??
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The gang of five: We need megazord power now!
Chomper: I'll summon the Dragonzord.
Grandpa Longneck: And I'll BE the ultrazord.
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The gang of five: We need megazord power now!
Chomper: I'll summon the Dragonzord.
Grandpa Longneck: And I'll BE the ultrazord.
Topsy, looking confused "ehm... Houston, we got a problem"
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Littlefoot: Let's go Voltron force!
Cera: Form feet and legs!
Petrie: Form arms and Body!
Chomper: And I'll form... the head!
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Ducky: Get a camera! Littlefoot and Cera are in a compromising position. I'm gonna post their photos on the internet, I am, I am.
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Littlefoot: And it flew real low... and it flew real low... and it flew real low... and it flew real low... and it flew real low... and it flew real low... and it flew real low... and it flew real low... and it flew real low... and it flew real low... and it flew real low... and it flew real low... and it flew real low... (see "rocks fall, everybody dies" on you tube to get this if you don't understand.)
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Cera: "Where'd I put my Legion Flight Ring?"
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Littlefoot: Let's use my Dragon breathe to stop those sharpteeth! I can breathe fire, electricity, ice, and earth... not sure how I breathe solid rocks...
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Littlefoot: When you pinch Cera's pennies, they pinch back.
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Ducky & Spike's Mom: "That kid is such a brat. I want to smack him so badly."
(It is something she'd never say)
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Chomper's Dad: Look at our boy go! He's learning to eat vegetation!
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Ducky: "Look, Petrie taught me to fly, he did, he did."
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Tria: Let's go stomp some tinysaurs! Come on, Topsy?
Topsy: But, we should treat them with kindness and respect?
Tria: Wanna be pushed in the mud again?!
Topsy: ... no dear.
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Grandpa Longneck and Mr. Threehorn: WHOOHOO!!!
Littlefoot: Grandma, what's wrong with grandpa and Mr. Threehorn?
Grandma Longneck: *Groans* Your grandpa and Mr. Threehorn were down by the funny water again...
Mr. Threehorn: Whoo! Hey, hey, Longneck. You know, you know what? ...You're my best friend.
Grandpa Longneck: You're my best friend too *vomits*
*Mr. Threehorn falls over*
Cera: Daddy?
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Ruby: "Chomper and I helped this lone farwalker from Thud. and In thanks for helping him I was given this magic club that when I hold aloft transforms me into Mightor, and Chomper becomes a firebreathing Dragon. How was your morning?"
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Cera: I saw Tria rubbing herself against a rock...
Littlefoot: That's not so odd...
Cera: She was doing it like this... (gets on a rock and rubs her underside, down between her hind legs.)
Littlefoot: :blink: :crazy
Cera: Wow. I love this, no wonder Tria does it every day!
Littlefoot: :bolt
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Cera: "Scooby Doo where are you ?"
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Redclaw: And I would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you meddling kids and that dog!
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Grandpa: Littlefoot do you feel like playing with your friends today?
Littlefoot: No thanks Grandpa I rather play with my Nintendo DS!...(at the same time; losing)...Mario!!! HOW CAN YOU HIT THAT BOO AND I PRESS A TO JUMP?!
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Ducky: Let's all play the Wii!
Littlefoot: But I play the PS3!
Chomper: Forget this! I'm playing my 360!
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Ducky: Let's all play the Wii!
Littlefoot: But I play the PS3!
Chomper: Forget this! I'm playing my 360!
and spike plays computer at the same time
Petrie: to infinity..... and beyond!
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Ducky: "A sharptooth !?! I better say... Shazam."
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Littlefoot: This looks like a job for superman!
Cera: What is "super"?
Petrie: What a "man"?
Spike: mmm... treesweets...
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Petrie: "The rainbowfaces teach Petrie the Moonwalk." Petrie then does the moonwalk to show them.
Cera: "What the ...."
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Ruby: Hyp! Get my spear!
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Cera: "Who has change for a 50?"
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Tria: Topsy! Get the machine gun!
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Ducky: "Elementary my dear Petrie, elementary, it is, it is."
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Littlefoot's Grandfather: Four Score and seven years ago...
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Littlefoot: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. (I'm allowed to say "damn," right?)
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Littlefoot: (while riding on Elsie): I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin' on a boat! I'm on a boat! I'm on a boat! Take a good hard look at the mother-
Cera: Littlefoot! We have censors you know!
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Cera to Petrie, "This is another fine mess you've gotten me into." [famous line from an oooold comedian team that likely no one but me has heard of, with the names changed.]
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Littlefoot to Cera: If you take the blue pill, you'll wake up, and believe whatever you want to believe. If you take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I'll show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Cera: Lewis Carroll isn't even born yet!
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Topsy: Alright maggots, listen up! Topsy's about to teach you the pecking order. First, there's you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Topsy's stool, Tria, and Topsy... any questions?
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Ducky: "If it weren't for the budget cuts all of us could have been ninjas, instead of just Spike and me, yep, yep, yep."
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Littlefoot's Grandfather: Where are the rest of your friends, Littlefoot?
Littlefoot: I'll tell you where they're not... safe!
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Cera: OHH NO, it's the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!!!
Littlefoot: I think Cera has seen that movie, too many times.
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Grandpa Longneck & Threehorn together: "Hi ho, hi ho, it is off to work we go."
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Topsy: I'ma Firing my lazer!
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Threehorn: "Who wants pizza?"
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Littlefoot: Kryptonite! My one weakness!
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Granpda Longneck: There's a lot of secrets in District 9.
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Littlefoot: "So you want me to hold this funny looking thing over my head with my tail and say By the power of Greyskull?"
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Littlefoot: First rule of the Great Valley: do not talk about the Great Valley. Second rule of the Great Valley: DO NOT talk about the Great Valley. Third rule of the Great Valley...
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Topsy: There are three rules about the Great Valley. Rule 1: No murdering. Rule 2: No theft. Rule 3: I can only tell you three rules.
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Littlefoot's Grandfather: How was the mysterious beyond?
Littlefoot: It was... horrible! I don't know how we managed to survive it...
Littlefoot's Grandfather: Good. You've passed the first test. But I've got bad news...
Littlefoot: What? :blink:
Littlefoot's Grandfather: You've going back! Bye!
Littlefoot: NOOOOOO!!!
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Ducky: "Who took my twelve-guage?! Tell me who you are, and maybe I will be merciful and blow you away first when I find it, yep yep yep!"
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Petrie: "Quick Chomper, you call Godzilla."
Cera: "He'll handle the sharptooth."
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Strut: (looks at Ducky): *Gasp* Look Ozzy, it's a Pokemon!
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Littlefoot: What is a gom-jabbar?
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Littlefoot's mother's ghost: (ghostbuster's theme plats)... When there's something strange, in your neighborhood... who ya think it is... GHOST MOTHER!
:blink:
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*Original Sharptooth appears*
Littlefoot:he's gonna kill us all,but were gonna live,right.
Cera: No crap,sherlock.
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Littlefoot: We need to collect all of the Dragonballs!
Cera: So we can make our wish!
(Topsy appears)
Topsy: Longneck! I don't want you corrupting my Cera with anymore of your odd adventures.
Cera: Don't worry dad! We just need to get the dragon balls.
Topsy: (angry) The Dragon's WHAT?!
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Littlefoot: (repling to Topsey): Dragonballs, you grant wishes with them and we're going to find them.
Petrie: But Littlefoot where do we find Dragonballs?
Littlefoot: you know thats a good question; I don't know that myself.
Cera: You know what is strange about all of this...the name itself "Dragon-BALLS" Don't that sound weird to you Guys?! Why didn't they called them DragonOrbs or something?
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(continued)
Topsy: I will NOT have my daughter be sent on a quest to molest a Dragon! Whatever a Dragon is!
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Continuing:
Grandpa (don't know how he came in): Now Mr. Threehorn your daughter can handle herself impressively, quit being a Numb Skull and let her be free. Beside i think this adventure will be full of experiences.
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Topsy: Ring, ring ,ring, ring ring ring ring, banana phone!
Tria: :blink:
Topsy: Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding, dannana phone!
Tria: When I asked to see your 'banana', I didn't mean for you to go into such detail, my mate...
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Cera: "I heard they are going to remake the first movie and have the Pee Wee Herman character do Littlefoot's voice."
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Narrator from the first film: The Land Before Time: 1980. Canceled after just 10 episodes.
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Cera: "I heard that if you run really fast you can travel in time."
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Spike: "Boo-yah!"
or
Ducky: "Y'all."
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Littlefoot: "I went to get a drink and this female swimmer came out of the water, handed me this thing and told me I am the king, whatever a king is."
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Littlefoot:Nice day today!
Cera:Nice day? Go fly kite!
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Cera: "Littlefoot, he's my hero. I model my entire life after him."
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Cera: A little green man told me to free all of the kangaroos from the zoos!
Littlefoot: Have you been eating some of those "forbidden greens" again?
Spike: (thinking) mmm... treesweets.
Chomper: (thinking) mmm.... longnecks...
Ducky: (thinking) kill all threehorns...
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"I think we should try reading a book, I do, I do." Ducky said.
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Bron: Hey son check out my Ride!
Littlefoot: WOW!!! Can I ride it?!
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Cera: Wow. Pretty colors. Oh, hello Mr. Ground. How have you been today? What? I'm walking on your face?
Littlefoot: Oh, god. Cera got her mouth around those mushrooms again.
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Ducky: (talking in sleep) Hey there stud... wanna kill all threehorns with me?
Spike: (dreaming) mmm... treesweets.
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Ducky's mom: "My Ducky must be off having another adventure with Littlefoot what are we going to do?"
Cera's Dad: "I think I"ll get good and drunk."
Grandpa Longneck: "Not before I do."
Petrie's Mom: "An excellent idea."
Other murmerings from dinos at the meeting place making sounds like they all agree.
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this is what would happen if Littlefoot was born with an IQ of 75:
Ducky: who are you?
Littlefoot: My name's Littlefoot.
Ducky: are you stupid ?
Littlefoot: my Momma says stupid is is stupid does.
Ducky:what?
Littlefoot: you know my momma always told me life is like a pile of treestars, you never know what you're gonna get.
(Forrest Gump referance)
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Littlefoot: "That male rainbowface asked me if I had seen his binoculars. He doesn't know what happened to them."
Ducky: "What are binoculars?"
Littlefoot: "I don't know. When I asked him the female rainbowface came up and told him he could not tell me and maybe he left them in the valley of mists."
Ducky: "Maybe Dill or Icky have them, whatever binoculars are."
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Rest of the gang: You're a blockhead, Littlefoot!
Littlefoot: (puts a paper bag over his head)
Later...
Ducky: Spike is dancing on his doghouse again!
Spike: (thinking) I'm gonna get that Red Baron!
Even later...
Ruby: Chomper! Why are you holding that "security blanket"?
Later still...
Topsy: What is that light Jazz music playing in the background? Who are "Lucy and Linus"?
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Dil: I need you Ichy!
Ichy: And I need you too Dil!!!! (They kiss :lol )
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Ducky: "I got some cool music on my mp3 player, I do, I do."
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Topsy: (drunk) SHUT UP!!! Fifty years ago, we'd have you upside down, with a f%#%ing fork up your ass!
Tria: (drunk like Topsy is) Throw his @$$ out, he's a %!**@. He's a %!**@, he's a %!**@. A %!**@, look, there's a %!**@.
Narrator: Tonight, on Triceratopses gone wild... racist bombshell!
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Cera: Earth!
Littlefoot: Fire!
Petrie: Wind!
Ducky: Water!
Spike: Heart!
All together: GO PLANET!
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On that same vein...
Littlefoot: It's morphin time!
Petrie: Pterodactyl!
Cera: Triceratops!
Chomper: Tyrannosaurs!
Director: Cut! They can't transform into those!
Littlefoot: Why not?
Director: Because they already ARE those things!
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Tria: "It's Topsy's party, let him cry if he wants to."
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Topsy: (crying into his beer) He's STILL a %!**@!!
Narrator: Topsy had to appear on national television to apologize to black America...
Topsy: (on TV) I'm not a racist, that's what so insane about this...
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Cera: "I hate living in the Great Valley. I prefer being out in the Mysterious Beyond."
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Topsy: (crying into his beer) He's STILL a %!**@!!
Narrator: Topsy had to appear on national television to apologize to black America...
Topsy: (on TV) I'm not a racist, that's what so insane about this...
I could just hear the Black dude who got it from Mr. Threehorn now :p.
Black Dude (in response to Mr. Threehorn's apology): "Yo, shut up! I ain't down wit ya callin' me a *&%#@$! Take yo apology 'n shove it up yo a**, cracka!"
Anyhoo, now movin' on to an LBT character :lol.
Ducky: "Why are Caucasians called crackers, anyway? They look more like peaches and cream to me, yep yep yep."
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Cera: "This place needs a maid, what a mess."
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Ducky: Mommy, why does the number of my siblings change from movie to movie...
Ducky's Mother: (flashback) Okay, children, time for- (steps on one of her children...) :blink:
Ducky: But, in some movies, there are more siblings after a movie where there were fewer...
Ducky's Mother: (flashback, talking to adult male swimmer) Hey there, hot stuff...
Male Swimmer: (flashback) I'm already mated, miss.
Ducky: :blink: :(
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Maybe another, less "rated"...
Topsy: Hey, Longneck! There's some site on the internet where people have a forum about us!
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Ducky: "Shazam!" magic lightning is seen and heard.
Petrie: "Captain Marvel!" more magic lightning.
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Littlefoot: What if Iron Man had Thor's Hammer? Could he beat the Hulk?
Cera: HA! Iron Man can't LIFT Thor's Hammer? Shows how much you know!
Littlefoot: :blink:
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Ducky: "Neat, I got a new comic book."
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Petrie: Me drop a-bomb on Japan!
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Chomper: "Where's the beef?"
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Tria: Mommy gonna wash your mouth with soap, Tricia!
Tricia: (thinking) Oh boy! Soap! What's soap?
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Cera: "This fish sandwich tastes great. I'm glad that fast food place opened here."
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Grandpa Longneck: Run for your lives, everyone! The nuclear power plant in the middle of the valley is about to blow!
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Littlefoot: "Up, up, and away."
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Petrie: This looks like a job for... super... petrie... oh, who me kidding?
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Littlefoot: "Yay, sharpteeth."
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Cera: The new Coke is excellent!
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Ducky: "I got a pet cat, I do, I do."
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Ducky: QUACK! I mean... yup yup yup... quack.
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Cera: "That Charlie Chaplin is a funny guy."
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Spike: Woof!
Others: :blink:
Littlefoot: Was that even a sound dinosaurs are supposed to make?!
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Cera: "Let's call out for pizza"
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Littlefoot's Grandfather: You know what they say... all toasters toast toast.
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The gang: We all live in a yellow submarine, yellow submarine, yellow submarine.
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Cera: I sure love to rub myself on rocks...
Littlefoot: Well, I can see why...
Cera: Maybe I should tell you where I'm rubbing myself...
Littlefoot: That's REALLY inappropriate to mention on this forum, Cera! :blink:
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Ducky: "Let us run through the tulips singing about the hills being alive with music."
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Littlefoot: Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes,
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whose misadventured piteous overthrows,
Doth with their death bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
Others: :unsure:
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Cera: "Why can't we have a color tv like the longnecks next door have?"
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Littlefoot: Go speed racer! Go speed racer! Go speed racer gooo!
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Ducky: "The ugly fairy must have come in the night and beat you with her magic wand, yep yep yep!"
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Petrie: "I shall call an airstrike on those sharpteeth."
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Topsy: Mr. Longneck... tear down this wall!
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Ducky: "Who wants to go see a horror film with me?"
Cera: "No way, Jose! Horror films scare me!"
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Grandpa Longneck: The only thing we have to fear is... sharpteeth!
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Petrei: "Me want to go see horror film."
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Petrie: Our Land Before Time Marathon get good Nielsen.
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Ali: There is something I have to tell you, Littlefoot.
Littlefoot: What is it, Ali?
Ali: I'm really a boy with a girly voice.
Littlefoot: :o :o :o
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Bron: ...NO. I am your father...
Littlefoot: No... no... that's not true... you're lying! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!
Bron: Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true...
Littlefoot: NOO!!! NOO!!!
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Cera: "After meeting Loofah and Doofah, I've gotta go have a smoke 'n a bottle o' Jack for sure!"
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Littlefoot: We need to gather the dragon balls so we can wish my mother back to life!
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Littlefoot: "Let's split up gang, and look for clues."
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Bron: Your mother and I knew we were going to have a hatchling.
Littlefoot: How?
Bron: What?
Littlefoot: How did you know you were going to have a hatchling?
Bron: Because I ***beep***ed in her ***beep***
Littlefoot: :huh:
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Littlefoot: Zordon, we need help help!
Zordon: I'll reconfigure the zords to form the ultrazord!
Cera: Why are you screaming at that "communicator" around your wrist?
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Ducky: "Nothing is better than a six-pack of beer after another day of job hunting, yep yep yep."
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Littlefoot: "We have to summon captain planet."
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Tria: My herpes are acting up again!
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Cera: "Someone stole my garnet. We have to call on Sherlock Holmes."
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Littlefoot: I'm gonna collect all the power rings, and defeat Dr. Robotnik!
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Chomper: "I want a nice salad."
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Littlefoot: I wonder what life will be like in the distant future. (Unaware the dinosaur world will be gone :D)
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Cera: Forget the Great Valley! I'm moving to the big city... and joining the New York Yankees!
Littlefoot: :o
Ducky: :(
Spike: mmm... treesweets.
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Ducky: I need a a drink of fermented tree sweet juice. I do, I do.
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Cera: Take me out to the ballgame, take me out to the crowd...
Chomper: :blink:
Cera- and crackerjack! I don't care if I never get back!
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Cera: "Maybe all we need to do is give the bullies some soup and they'll be nicer."
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Cera: Let's all jump in the sinking sand and leave our bones to be fossilized and discovered one day by a paleontologist!
Littlefoot: :unsure:
Spike: mmm... tree sweets...
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Tria: "You just need some coffee dear and you'll feel all awake."
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Littlefoot - "I'm so bored... Lets watch some family guy Cera."
Cera - "Ok, it's always better than siting here and see skipe playing the guitar all day"
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Topsy: (drunk) I built a railroad... made it run...
Cera: Oh great! <_< Dad's drunk again...
Topsy: (drunk) Brother, can you spare a dime?
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Petrie: "me want to swim."
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Cera: <to Littlefoot> So Littlefoot, who's voicing you this movie?
Littlefoot: Aaron Spurr... I think.
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Cera: "Daddy got us satellite tv. We get more channels then anyone else in the Great Valley."
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Cera: "Daddy got us satellite tv. We get more channels then anyone else in the Great Valley."
Littlefoot: He's not stealing it is he?
Cera: Umm... maybe.
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Ducky: "The treesweets are to high for us to reach and Cera & Petrie are not here to help us."
Littlefoot:"Go, go, gadget hand."
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Petrie: Can't talk! Me on information superhighway!
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Threehorn: "That is one cute looking sharptooth."
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Director: "And, Cut! Ok, that's all for now."
Cera: "Want to go and grab a sandwhich?"
Littlefoot: "Yes please! All those tree stars are making me green."
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Chomper: "The sharpteeth actors want more jokes they can tell in the script."
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Ducky: "Did you heard?"
Cera: "What?"
Ducky: "Littlefoot sold all your posessions on E-bay"
Cera: " :) - :neutral - :anger
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Cera: "Let's give the sharptooth some money to just go away. A nice bribe helps in many situations."
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Ducky: "I have an offer you cannot refuse, yep yep yep."
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chomper: "I wanna go to mcdonalds and get a big mac."
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Littlefoot: We have to fire the Halo ring to stop the flood!
Cera: But firing the ring will kill all sentient life!
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Littlefoot: "Lets all go down to the candy store."
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Littlefoot, Cera, Petrie, and Ducky: We're off the see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz...
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Chomper: "Yay, we are in candyland."
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Petrie: (Riding on a atomic bomb over the Great Valley with a cowboy hat on) YEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWW!!!
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Cera's Dad: "Threehorns? bah, they are not all that hot."
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(After the cameras stop rolling...)
Director: And...cut!
Cera: Littlefoot, can you be careful when you run over there? I think you might hurt yourself! Oh! I don't think I can do this!
Littlefoot: Oh, don't be such a wimp. You don't want to get replaced, do you?
Chomper: You're one to talk. You're like, the 9th Littlefoot they've had!
Spike: At least you get paid for your lines. I've been trying to get myself out of this "hungry guy" stereotype for the last 10 years. My character's more thought out than this, people!
Petrie: Yeah, I really think that we should discuss updating my character's vocabulary. It seems too minimal to me and I think we should consider using some words of a higher standard.
Ducky: I'll be in my trailer.
Ruby: Hey guys!
<awkward silence>
Whoops, got a bit carried away there. Whaddya think. Too harsh on the characters?
(I actually haven't seen the TV series and so I have no idea what Ruby is like)
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Littlefoot: "Hey guys guess what! I just bought a PS3! wanna come to my house and play?"
Rest of the gang: "What's a... Ps3?
Littefoot : ".... :blink: Somethings never change..."
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Mr. Thicknose: "Where is my magnifying glass?"
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Littlefoot: "Well, bai guys. I gotta go have dinner, I don't want to be late.
Cera: "Why not?"
Littlefoot : "Today's meatball day"
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Cera: "I got my new cd today."
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Littlefoot:Ozzy got away with an egg, I wonder where he went.
Cera:oh come on all we have to do is look for a bad guy and beat him up for info - look there's Strut over there.
Ducky: get him!
Strut: OH CRAP!!!
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Cera: "Check out this new shoes I got from the mall!"
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Chomper: "This cute kitty followed me home, can I keep him as my pet?"
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Gang: "Happy 18 birthday littlefoot! :birthday "
Littlefoot: "Thanks guys. And now... I can finally take my driving license!"
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Petrie: Me want to be kamikaze when me grow up!
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Littlefoot: "These school timetables are the worst ever..."
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Topsy: I rule Hyrule!
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Ducky: "Who wants to watch cartoons with me?"
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Littlefoot: Tenshin daaaa! Kiryoku daaa! Tsurugi yo mae! Kobushi yo unare! Ryuu Rengaa. Shishi Rengaa. Tenma Kirin houou Rengaa...
Others: :blink: <_< :crazy
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Littlefoot: "I want to be a real boy, not a cartoon."
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Ducky: "Does my tail make me look fat?"
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Littlefoot: "Who wants some candy. My grandpa gave me a big bag of candy."
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Tria: Where did Tricia (CRUNCH!).... (looks down at remains of Tricia)... :blink:
(thinking) Okay, Tria... you can do this... you just need to lay another egg, keep it hidden until it hatches, and hope it is a girl who looks EXACTLY like Tricia, and keep Topsy from knowing that his youngest daughter was just killed by his mate...
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Petrie: "Me laugh in Red claw face."
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Petrie: Why Noname and Kor put so many bad words in our mouths?
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Littlefoot: "I think I want some nail polish and lipstick."
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I had this follow-up in my head, and couldn't resist posting it: :p
Ducky: "Does my tail make me look fat?"
Cera: Yeah, it does, but if you just hang out with Spike all the time, no one will notice.
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Littlefoot: Let's go blow up Saurus rock!
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Cera: "Imagine if Tex Avery were our director."
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Littlefoot: Where is Carmen Sandiego?!
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Guido: "I want to start a podcast."
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Cera: I'm gonna set the great valley on fire and blame it on Littlefoot!
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Littlefoot: "The male rainbowface taught me to dance the jig."
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Spike: "I think I'll join Weight Watchers."
Ducky: "I will have a Big Mac with supersize fries, a supersize soda, and two of those apple pies. I am sick of not being fat, yep yep yep."
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Ozzy: "i would have gotten away with it if not for you kids and your spiketail."
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Tria (just before she pokes Mr. Threehorn with a horn): "Topsy, get your a** out of bed!"
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^:lol :lol :lol :lol I think if LBT wasn't for kids though, she WOULD say something like that. :lol
Mr. Three Horn: Can't we all just get along?
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Red Claw: Hey! There's people putting words in our mouths!
Screech: Things we would NEVER say!
Thud: Let's get them!
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threehorn: "Let's turn on the music and dance."
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Tricia: Poltergiests are the most common form of spontaneous ecotoplasmic manifestations.
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Guido: "I got twister. Who wants to play that?"
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Topsy: Let me show you my I.D...
Topsy. C. Threehorn
Co-leader of great Valley Dinosaurs
#4725821
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Threehorn: "Let's us grown ups just go and play and let the kids run things."
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Littlefoot: I have the conch of power!
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Littlefoot: "I think imma get a part-time job next summer..."
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Cera: Oh no! You sank my battleship!
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Ducky: "Let us try to run backwards."
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Littlefoot: (Mauls Tricia) DIE DIE DIE!!!!
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Cera: "We just got a private t3 connection to the internet."
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Topsy: I wish, I wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons in a land apart.
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Topsy: All Dinosaurs are equal, but some dinosaurs are more equal than others!
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Ducky: "Spike ate more then Ord, he did, he did."
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Littlefoot: I'm going to race in the Mach 5 and have all sorts of crazy adventures!
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Cera: "See me do a handstand."
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Littlefoot's Grandfather: Look at me! I'm standing on one toe!
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Guido: "I got Tarzan's autograph."
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Littlefoot: How come mom never told me her name?
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Ducky: "I have a new tv show, Ducky's Corner, I do, I do."
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Spike: Watch my new show, Spike's clues.
Others: He can talk!
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Petrie: "Me see Hyp get new book. How to be a Bully for dummies."
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Littlefoot - "Hey guess what, I found a way to fly".
Cera : "How?"
Littlefoot - "Just jump of a clif..."
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Cera: "I'm going skydiving! Anybody wanna join me?"
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Ducky: "I found a magic dragon scale. Who wants to go to Dragonland with me?"
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Spike: (singing) I'm a cucumber! I'm a cucumber! I'm a CUcumber! I'm a cuCUMBER!
Littlefoot: It's great that Spike learned how to sing!
Cera: Now the only hard part is getting him to STOP!
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Cera: "So let me get this straight, Zordon is it? You want us to be power rangers?"
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Littlefoot: We need to transform into dinosaurs in this series that was adapted from Japan!
Cera: We already are dinosaurs!
Ducky: What is... Japan?
Spike: mmm... treesweets.
All: He can talk!
Chomper: I'm getting awfully tired of this running gag with the treesweets...
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Littlefoot: "lets just stay here and let our folks have the adventures from now on."
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Chomper: I think I killed the GoF...
Littlefoot: How?
Chomper: I ate the server...
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Ducky: "I think I'll call godzilla to deal with the sharptooth."
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Littlefoot: "When I grow up, I want to be like Indiana Jones".
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Petrie: "Batman ask me to help him on case."
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Cera: Who keeps putting words in our mouths?!
Littlefoot: Some guys from the GoF... Aristocles and Kor have been doing it a lot lately?
Cera: Wasn't that first guy called "Noname"?
Spike: mmm... meta-humor.
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Cera: "Hey littlefoot, pass me the Ketchup"
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Littlefoot: The movie isn't over.
Chomper: Why not?
Littlefoot: The credits aren't rolling yet...
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Petrie: "Little longnecks get tired of Cera's dad and they threw him out by themselves."
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The gang(after looking at my sig)
Littlefoot: What does "no happy paradise mean"?
Petrie: What a Deviantart?
Ducky: And what is a sig?
Cera: Don't look at me!
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Pterano: I'll drop the bomb on your signal...
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(Inspired from Woog the threehorn and Dweeb the duckbill in "We're Back!")
Cera (after eating a hotdog): "How many is that today, Ducky?"
Ducky: "Two-hundred and fifty, and that is with everything, yep yep yep!"
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Topsy: (singing, intoxicated) 99 piles of sweet bubbles, 99 piles of sweet bubbles. Take one down, eat it all all... down... 98 piles of sweet bubbles.
Tria: I want a divorce.
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Cera: "I saw may dad smoking a cigar."
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Ducky (while chugging a pint of Guinness): "Drink up, me hearty, yo-ho!"
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Bron: Enough! My ship sails in the morning. I wonder what's for dinner?
Littlefoot: Oh boy! I'm so hungry, I could eat an octoroc!
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Littlefoot: "I heard that the Fourteen movie is about to get done, is it true?"
Topsy: "Hmmp, you wish, that's nothing more than science fiction."
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Pterano:*swoops down to littlefoot* I'm Batman.
Littlefoot: whats a bat and whats a man.
Pterano: I....don't......know.
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Cera: "Longnecks are better then threehorns."
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Littlefoot: Why are there two robots and a man looking at us in Silhouette form?
Grandpa Longneck: That's what happens when a movie fails... it is made fun of by a midwestern-based puppet show that lampoons bad films...
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Littlefoot: "yum, a t-bone steak."
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Ducky: "Let us have a farting contest, yep yep yep!"
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Grandpa Longneck: Where's Littlefoot? (turns on tv) Uh oh...
Littlefoot: (On TV, wearing a fake black beard and a blue shirt that reads "Oxyclean") Hi, Billy Mays here...
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Littlefoot: Why are there two robots and a man looking at us in Silhouette form?
Grandpa Longneck: That's what happens when a movie fails... it is made fun of by a midwestern-based puppet show that lampoons bad films...
LOL Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Littlefoot:*pushes original sharptooth into the pond* you are terminated!
Cera: since when did Littlefoot become a Shwarzenegger fan.
Littlefoot:*turns around to go the pleateu* I'll be back.
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Mr. Threehorn: "Honey, have you seen my Metamucil?"
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Tria: I have GOT to get my fibroids treated...
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Ducky: "Woof! Woof!"
Petrie: "Meeeeeeeeeeooooooow!"
Cera: "Squawk! Me wanna cracker! Squawk!"
Littlefoot: "What the hell is this?! You guys are DINOSAURS, not domesticated human pets!"
Spike: "Oh, Littlefoot. If you don't mind, please toss me another Milk Bone."
Littlefoot: :blink:
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Cera: Ooh! Eee! oooh! ah ah! Ting! Tang! Walla-walla! Bing bang! Ooh! Eee! oooh! ah ah! Ting! Tang! Walla-walla! Bing bang!
Littlefoot: I told the rest of them not to eat those weird leaves...
Petire: Me see Lucy in the Sky... with diamonds!
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threehorn: "I think I'll take a morning flight around the valley."
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Littlefoot: Why are two posters the ones who make us say most of our stuff lately?
Ducky: I think they really like this page, yup yup yup!
Cera: They better not make me say anything stupid... I LUV U LITLEFOT! U GIYS R TEH BETSETS FREINDS IN TEH-- see what I mean?!
Petrie: Me count at least four people posting lately...
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Chomper: "I've been asked to be in a cartoon with Yosemite Sam."
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Ducky: Bring out the gimp!
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Littlefoot:"Hey, I just heard that the the producer of "Lost" just made a new serie."
Cera:"Wow really? How's it called?
Littlefoot:"Fringe"
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Ducky: "Droopy has come to visit us."
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Ducky: I'm popeye the sailor man! I live in the garbage can! I fight to the finish 'cause I eats me Spinach! I'm popeye the sailor man!
Ducky's mom: :blink:
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Ducky: "I got new batteries for the remote control."
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Littlefoot: I yam what I yam and that's all that I yam!
Grandpa Longneck: (to his mate) Something is really wrong with that boy!
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Cera (said in a montone voice): "Hello all you happy people."
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Bron: Littlefoot, I left your mom because she was a b!%$#
Littlefoot: :blink:
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Cera: "Tria, how was Tricia created?"
Tria: "Your daddy knocked me up, that's how!"
Cera: :blink:
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Hyp: "Let's dance and sing in the meadows picking lovely flowers."
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Ducky: Estuans interius ira vehementi, Sephiroth!
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Littlefoot: "Mary Poppins says she'll look after us while you go on vacation."
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Petrie: Me kill you! ME KILL YOU ALL!!
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Littlefoot : "I just heard, the producers are thinking of doing a crossover with us and hellboy."
Cera: "Who's hellboy?"
Littlefoot: "I've no idea."
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Topsy: Bang, zoom to the moon, Tria! Bang, Zoom to the moon!
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Littlefoot: When I say a certain thing I can run faster then the wind."
Cera: "Oh yea, prove it."
Littlefoot: "3x2(9YZ)4A" (Johnny Quick's super speed formula.)
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Ducky: When I grow up, I wanna be a paleontologist!
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Chomper: "Look at my invention. I call it a phone. Now I just need to invent a phone line and another phone and a way to power it, then I can show you how it works."
Littlefoot: "Been taking to the male rainbowface again?"
Chomper: "yea, I waited till the female walked off, saying she was going to get some water."
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Bron: Littlefoot, I left your mom because she was a b!%$#
Littlefoot: :blink:
Littlefoot: you're lying, my mother was caring and sweet.
Bron: She was like that because she was trying to hide her true colors.
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Ducky: "instead of playing let's spend the day sleeping instead."
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Grandpa Longneck: Littlefoot! Fetch me my pipe and tobacco!
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Petrie: "me find 1 ring."
Ducky: "Cool, let's play with it."
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Petrie: "me find 1 ring."
Ducky: "Cool, let's play with it."
while playing with the ring Ducky puts it on her finger and disappears...
Ducky: I like this ring yep,yep,yep
Sauron(eye): I see you.
Ducky: no I do not like this ring no,no,no
Sauron:You cannot run,little hobbit.
Ducky: what's a hobbit.
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Petrie looks around, "Where Ducky go, she vanish. She here, then she no here."
-
then the rest of the gang noticed
Littlefoot: guys I think we found the one ring.
Petrie:but that means.
Cera: Ducky's doomed,she has Sauron and the Nazgul(Black Riders) on her.
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Ducky: Mommy! I had my first period!
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Petrie: "it time to watch cartoons."
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Petrie: Me feel great now that me get lobotomy! duhhh... (drools)
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Petrie: "1 ring? What we do? We hide?"
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Petrie: (with BIG eyes) Me preciousss....
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Grandma Longneck has just made The Old One tell her about the night flower's true location
Grandma Longneck: who will take me to Silent Hill?
Old One's herd:HECK NO!!!!!!!
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Petrie: "It horrible."
Cera: "What is it this time?"
Petrie: "Me hear warner brothers and sister Dot come to visit soon."
Cera: "Time for us to leave the Great Valley for a while on another adventure.
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Littlefoot's Grandfather: Carmen Sandiego just stole Saurus rock from the past! You've got 28 minutes to get it back, or public television will change forever! Now get going!
Gang of seven:
We’re on the case and we’re chasing her through history
Chronoskimmer, Engine’s hot - V.I.L.E. villains, evil plot
Our brave Squadron Leader will help us defeat her
And bring back the loot to its rightful place in time
Tell me, where in time is Carmen Sandiego?
Stop her crime and solve this mystery
Tell me, where in time is Carmen Sandiego?
We’re on the case and we’re chasing her through history
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Petrie: "Me heard from Superman that Batman is coming to the Great valley.
Littlefoot: "Wow! He's my childhood hero!"
Cera: "Oh grow up."
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Petrie: Me catch Carmen Sandiego... AND Dr. Belljar!
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Ducky: "Yes! It is our lunch break, yep yep yep. Come, Cera. Let us go smoke a joint real quick, yep yep yep."
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Ducky: "I want some cheese, I do, I do."
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Topsy: Ahh! Cera!
Cera: Daddy! What are you and Tria-?
Topsy: Nothing! I was uh... resting my front feet on her back...
Tria: You can keep going; I don't mind Cera watching...
Cera: :unsure: :x :blink:
Topsy: :crazy (turns to camera) No wonder we would NEVER say this, folks.
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^^ That's so wrong it would not even make a "LBT Bloopers" cut :spit :spit :lol!
Petrie: "Me wonder how babies made."
Littlefoot: "My grandparents say I'm too young to worry about babies."
Cera: "Daddy says a magical flyer comes in the night and places the eggs in the nests."
Ducky: "What is the matter with him, Cera?! Babies are made when a male and a female *censored*, yes they do!"
Littlefoot, Petrie, and Cera: :o :unsure: :blink:
Spike: :rolleyes:
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Moving to a cleaner post...
Tria: Alright, which one of you artists decided to make me a PINK triceratops?! I might as well have a sign on me saying "Topsy's mate."
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Ducky: "I want a double cheeseburger, yep yep yep."
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Chomper: I'll have the Longneck burger with a side of fries.
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Littlefoot: "So, what'd you have for dinner last night, Cera?"
Cera: "I had that possum I hit with my truck. It was good, especially with just a dash of stinky on it!"
Littlefoot: :crazy
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Ducky's Mom: Even I don't know how many children I have... or what their names are... except for Ducky and Spike. Heck, I don't even know if most of them are girls or boys...
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Ducky: "Let's travel around solving mysteries."
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Littlefoot: To the batmobile!
Ducky: ualuealueualuealueualuealue!
Cera: :blink:
Spike: mmm... treesweets.
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Ducky: "I do not like candy, no, no, no."
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Topsy: Who's the Rocketeer?
Petrie: Not me! (rocket strapped to back goes off) AHH!!!
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Perie: "me find lot buttons. Me press them all."
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Petrie: Me gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!
Chomper: Try to guess what that references!
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Petrie: "Strange dino give me seeds he say magical."
Cera: "Sounds like the start of another goofy adventure."
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Perie: "me find lot buttons. Me press them all."
After Petrie pressed one button.
computerized voice: self destruct seqence activated.
Petrie: um...
computerized voice: 5,4,3,2....
Petrie: Oh no
BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!
moral: don't press every button you see :lol
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Ducky (while playing iPod): "RRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!"
Littlefoot: :blink: "Listen to enough death metal today, Ducky?"
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Ali: Help! Help! (Red Claw threatens Ali)
Littlefoot: I'll save you! (eats a treestar while popeye theme plays, then he beats Red Claw.)
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Ducky: "I am too fat. I need to lose weight, yep yep yep."
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Topsy: Carthage must be destroyed!
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Threehorn: "Free beer for everyone."
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Littlefoot: I wonder what life would be like if I could use my thumbs...
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Littlefoot: "Look everybody, I got a cool new jetpack today."
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Topsy: Cera! Hic! Dry some ob dis... beeeerrr... (faints) ZZZZZ....
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Ducky: "Let's go visit our friends in Dragonland."
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Spike had a rock dropped on him by Hyp.
Ducky: Spike got owned, yup, yup ,yup.
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Hyp, Nod and Mutt walk up to Littlefoot and the gang.
Hyp: we totally owned you losers.
Mutt: uh, yeah.
Nod: yeah losers.
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Petrie: "me hear rebels want us to join them in fighting empire."
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Ali: I love you!
Littlefoot: I know...
(Littlefoot is frozen in carbonite shortly thereafter)
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Littlefoot: "I can't wait till I"m old enough to drive."
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Shorty: I need dragonzord power now!
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Cera: "I'm the viking god of Rock music."
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Petire: 20X6!
Cera: Stinkoman!
Spike: Tree sweets! Wait, I can talk?!
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Ducky: No No No! Spike, those are my treestars!
Spike: Treestars?
GOF: <Amazed Expression>
Spike: THIS IS SPARTA!!!
<Pushes Ducky into river and continues eating>
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lol, good one!
Topsy: I declare today to be... Longneck day! I thought of the idea myself.
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Littlefoot: "By the power of Greyskull."
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Tria, Ducky's mom, Petire's mom: Double, Double, toil and trouble, fire burn and cauldron bubble!
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Sierra: I'm going to give a gift to Ducky as an apology.
Pterano: Thanks for exiling me Mr. Threehorn.
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Ducky: "These 3d glasses are neat. They are, they are."
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Littlefoot: "Whose up for Big Macs?"
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Incoming TWV reference!
Strut: *lights campfire* Well, the campfire's ready.
Ducky: *rolls up some kind of dried grass in a leaf and lights it in the campfire and starts smoking*
Littlefoot: Ducky! What the hell are you doing and where did you get that grass?
Ducky: Mr. Bigmouth gave it to me. He did, he did.
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^^ Is that really gonna happen :o :blink:?!
Cera: "Just to satisfy my curiosity, Littlefoot, do you prefer boxers or briefs?"
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^^ Is that really gonna happen :o :blink:?!
Cera: "Just to satisfy my curiosity, Littlefoot, do you prefer boxers or briefs?"
No, it will never happen. That is a TWV blooper.
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Chomper: I wonder what Cera tastes like.
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Ducky: "Mint ice cream is my favorite, it is it is."
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Littlefoot: "Party at my nest tonight! I'll provide the keg!" :lol
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Tria: 99 treestars on the tree, 99 treestars. Take one around, eat it down, 98 treestars on the tree...
Topsy: (thinking) Get a little bit of sweet-bubble juice into my mate and she becomes another person...
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Chomper: Private Chomper reporting for duty, sir! *salutes*
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Ducky: "I'm bigger then even Littlefoot.
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Littlefoot: I could've been a contender...
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^^ That's so wrong it would not even make a "LBT Bloopers" cut :spit :spit :lol!
Petrie: "Me wonder how babies made."
Littlefoot: "My grandparents say I'm too young to worry about babies."
Cera: "Daddy says a magical flyer comes in the night and places the eggs in the nests."
Ducky: "What is the matter with him, Cera?! Babies are made when a male and a female *censored*, yes they do!"
Littlefoot, Petrie, and Cera: :o :unsure: :blink:
Spike: :rolleyes:
lol. Ducky would NEVER say that, unless she grows up to be one of those "girls gone wild."
Ducky's Mom: Alright Spike, time to learn how to swim. Get going! (throws Spike in the river... he gets washed away by the current.)
Ducky: :blink:
Ducky's Mom: Alright Ducky, go save your brother! (Throws Ducky in the fast-moving water, she also gets swept away.)
Other siblings: :blink:
Ducky's Mom: You there, kids! Go save Ducky and Spike! (Throws all of her other children in; they also get swept away)
Other Siblings: AHHH!!!
(An hour later, none of them return)
Ducky's Mom: I lose more hatchlings that way... oh well. Time for me to go make some new ones...
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Petrie: "Me dance gooder then Cera."
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Littlefoot: I'm going to be on who wants to be a millionaire!
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During a scene with all of the adults bickering and nothing getting resolved...
Spike (takes deep breath): "EVERYBODY! FOR THE LOVE OF THE BRIGHT CIRCLE, SHUT THE *CENSORED* UP!!!"
Others: :blink:
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Threehorn: "Why hello Doc. It's great to see you again."
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Topsy: Get me my pipe and tobacco, dear!
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Cera: "Let's find a sleeping sharptooth and throw rocks at it."
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Cera: Let's ram the camera man who films these movies!
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Littlefoot: a stone of cold fire.
Grandpa Longneck: ok, as you can see this flying rock has ticked off a number of dinosaurs ,so Littlefoot in the meantime SHUT THE HECK UP!!!!
Littlefoot: :blink:
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Littlefoot: I gotta get home in time for...
Littlefoot's Grandma: De-lousing!
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Cera: "Well, now it's getting home, do dinner to my kids, sleep one hour, and back to my part-time... ouch..."
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Ducky: "Let us explore the mall."
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Tria: Of COURSE I'm an oppressed female! I'm barefoot and pregnant!
Topsy: We don't wear any clothes at ALL, and you wanted to have a child!
Tria:... of course. Sorry.
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Threehorn: "Why is there no beer ice cream? It sounds like a natural great thing to me."
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Topsy: I'll order a Skittlebrau. You know... the beer with the fruit-flavored candies in it.
Bartender: Such a beer doesn't exist, sir. You must have dreamed it up.
Topsy: ... In that case, get me a cold one and some skittles.
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Littlefoot: "Ok class, open your books on page 4, today we are studying how the dinasours dissapeared"
Cera: "Oh boy, here's something I don't wanna miss"
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Littlefoot's Grandfather: Alpha, Rita's escaped! Bring me some teenagers with attitude!
Littlefoot's Grandmother: I think you need to stop eating so many sweet bubbles that have been in the sun for so long, dear... same with with Tria.
Tria: Make my monster grow!
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Cera: "What do you guys want to do today?"
Littlefoot: "Let's go and watch a movie."
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Cera: "Sweets are so bad for you! I'm not eating another sweet ever again!"
Ducky: "Then, what will you have for a treat, Cera?"
Cera: "BEER!"
Ducky: :crazy
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Littlefoot's Grandfather: Rangers, er... I mean, Littlefoot and friends... Red Claw is attacking!
Petrie: Ay-yi-yi-yi-yi!
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Littlefoot: "Well, Cera. Since this is your day to decide what we do, what are we going to do?"
Cera: "Let's follow the yellow brick road!"
Littlefoot and others: "Awesome! Let's go!"
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Speaking of which...
Littlefoot, Cera, Petrie, and Ducky: Sharpteeth and tigers and bears!
Ducky: Oh my!
Chomper: What are "tigers and bears?"
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Ducky: "if we find the hermit who gave Mightor his club maybe he will give us something."
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Ducky: Littlefoot what kind of childish song shall we sing today?
Littlefoot: I know one EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!!
the gang starts doing the stomp.
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Littlefoot: "Let's just run around till we come across an adventure."
Cera: "Why not, it's worked before."
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Cera: Littlefoot, there's an arrow in your butt!
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Cera: "C'mon, Sub Zero! Kick Scorpion's tail!"
Ducky: "Cera, what are you doing?"
Cera: "Playing Mortal Kombat, what else?!"
Ducky: "Go, Sub Zero! Woot! Beat the s*** out of that son of a b**** already, yep yep yep!"
Cera: :blink:
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Tria: "Let's get drunk & drink till we pass out."
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Bron: "Littlefoot's mother is dead. Yay! No more child support payments!"
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(Actually, I believe he would either have to shoulder the burden of raising the child directly, or else support the child through another relative, to whom he would have to help support with payments.)
Bron: I miss Littlefoot. I wonder if I should have told him that he has 37 half-siblings by 12 different females. As leader of the herd, he would get exclusive mating privileges with all the females when I'm gone. Hmm... really should have told him that.
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Ducky: "Does this bikini make me look fat?"
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Grandpa Longneck: OH NO! Everyone! I ate some fruit with Grandma and all of a sudden... we just realized...
Grandma Longneck: WE'RE ALL NAKED!!!
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^^ :spit
Ducky: "I am going to go beat up that mean old Ms. Maia, yep yep yep!"
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Are you commenting on your own piece? ^^ can mean "two posts up", and that's you!
:lol
Chomper: I overheard Tria talking about getting some meat from her mate, but... she's a leafeater, and she can't eat anything between her back legs in any case. What does that mean, Mr. Thicknose?
Mr. Thicknose: Chomper...I... by the time you're old enough to understand, you'll be eating dinosaurs instead of insects, so it's best not to say anything right now...
Chomper: But Mr. Thicknose.
Mr. Thicknose: Quiet. I'm too busy being "O.o-ified." :blink:
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No, that was in regards to your Adam and Eve reference ;).
Guido: "Hey, guys! Guess what? I'm getting a twelve-guage automatic :D!"
Others: :bolt
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Ducky: "I'd rather be inside our home then outside swimming on a hot day like this."
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Ruby: I killed Ducky and I'd do it again! I'm crazy because I'm insane!
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Mr. Threehorn: "Get me another beer, Cera."
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Ducky: YAHTZEE! Yup yup yup!
Littlefoot: We're playing "roll the seed, Ducky."
Ducky: Oh... JENGA! Yup yup yup!
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Littlefoot: "Who wants to play Beer Pong?"
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Littlefoot: How did we end tangled up like this?
(Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie, Spike, Topsy, Tria, Tricia, Red Claw, Chomper and his family, Ruby and her family, Ichy, Dill, Ali, Bron, the Old One, Sue, Pat, Pterano, and Tippy's herd are ALL trapped in a GIANT sticky moustrap!)
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ducky: "I had a great cheese sandwich this morning, I did, yep, yep, yep."
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Cera: "Anyone have a Facebook profile?"
Others: "A what?"
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Petrie: "Me uncle tell story of cow who jump over moon."
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Ducky: "Mama says to count sheep when you cannot sleep, yep yep yep."
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Chomper: MY mom told me to count dinosaurs when I cannot sleep... like yummy Spiketails, or Delicious swimmer... or mouthwatering Longnecks... marbled with fat... nice juicy, plump, tender...
The Others: :blink: :( :unsure:
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Ducky: "Alright! Who the *censored* ate my special treestars this time?!"
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Ducky: "yah, I rolled double zeros, I get a critical hit, yep, yep, yep."
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Cera: Wanna journey around the world in 80 days?
All others: NO!!!
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Petrie: "Ducky make great punching bag!"
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Littlefoot: Who's bad!
Cera: Threehorns!
Littlefoot: Who's bad!
Ducky: Swimmers!
Littlefoot: Who's bad!
Spike:eh(spiketails!)
Cera:ha,Longnecks are nothing!
Littlefoot: :(
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Shorty: "Tie a knot? How am I supposed to do that? That is part of the big longneck test?"
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Littlefoot: I'm so hungry, I could eat an Octoroc!
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Ducky: "Let's go visit our friends in animal crossing."
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Littlefoot's Grandmother: The Triforce of wisdom promises that Bron will safely return from...
Littlefoot: Grandma, what's a Triforce?
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Ducky: "Mr bean as come to visit, he has, he has."
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Topsy: (I need to play to Obama card...)
Grandpa Longneck: We can't go into the flames, we must head away from the fire, we can't take your path!
Topsy: YES WE CAN!!!
Others: :blink:
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Ducky: "Let's play D & D."
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Littlefoot: I love the smell of sharptooth flesh in the morning... smells like victory.
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Ducky: "Let's play D & D."
continuing this one...
Me: Count me in!
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Petrie: I wanna be the very best,
Like no one ever was.
To catch them is my real test,
To train them is my cause.
I will travel across the land,
Searching far and wide.
Each PokÈmon to understand,
The power that's inside!
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Littlefoot: Wah-wah-wah-wait! You guys! You guys! I struck gold on the alien spaceship - I think it gave me super powers, there were wood-davers everywhere!
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Rainbowfaces: Littlefoot, you killed your father and slept with your mother.
Me: Guess the reference!
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Rainbowfaces: Littlefoot, you killed your father and slept with your mother.
(Oedipus...)
Littlefoot: Given my size, I don't think that is possible...
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Ducky: "Let us run backwards, it is more cool then running forwards, it is, it is."
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Hyp: I'm so mean, I had a dream of beatin' myself up. Broke my nose, I broke my hand, I wrestled myself to the ground and then, I choked myself to death and broke the choke and woke up. Argh! I'm mean. You know what I mean. If you know what I mean, you'll know what I mean! I'm mean! Meaner than..., I sure am mean! Yeah, mean. I'm meaner than that. You know what I mean. I'm so dang mean! I'm mean!
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Cera: "Guido is to bossy."
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Cera: "I'm gonna go get a Starbucks. Anybody else up for one?"
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Grandpa Longneck: Welcome back to The Price is Right!
(Crickets chirp)
Grandpa Longneck: This show is as old as the dinosaurs...
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Spike: Rose...bud...
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^ :lol
Spike: EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!
Littlefoot: Delete! Delete!
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Topsy: Come with me if you want to live, John Connor!
Cera: Dad, you're embarrassing me! This is a girl's meeting! (Cera, Ruby, Ducky, Ali and Lizzie are seated in a circle.)
Meanwhile...
Tria: John! Get down!
Littlefoot: Tria? What are you doing? This is the boy's club... (Littlefoot, Chomper, Spike, Petrie, Shorty, Rocky, and Rhett are sitting in a circle.)
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Ducky: "I like watching commercials more then the regular shows on tv, I do, I do."
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Ducky: "You are so stupid you sit on the TV and watch the couch, yes you do!"
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Litttlefoot: "We have to after the Triforce to save Zelda."
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Ali: Where shall I go? What shall I do?
Rhett: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Chomper: "Look at what I found, the sword of omens."
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Littlefoot: "Hey, guys! Let's go record some rap songs!"
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Topsy: Tricia's such a good girl!
Tria: She'll make a great racehorse someday!
Tricia: Wacehowse!
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Cera: "I just made some chocolate biscuits."
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Tria: Nobody eat the brownies! Cera slipped something into the batter!
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Ducky: "it is time for us to watch cartoons, it is, it is."
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Mr. Threehorn (in a stoned manner): "Don't do shrooms, kids."
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Litlefoot - Who's up for some soccer game?
Cera - Oh me me!
Litlfoot - Then good luck fiding a ball
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Littlefoot: Hey gang, it's time for a song...
Cera: Oh... great...
*Suddenly out of nowhere... extreme death metal starts playing*
Littlefoot: ROOOOOOOOOAR... GWOOOOOOOAR RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Everyone else: ...
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Topsy: Come gather 'round people
Wherever you roam
And admit that the waters
Around you have grown
And accept it that soon
You'll be drenched to the bone.
If your time to you
Is worth savin'
Then you better start swimmin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the times they are...
Others: :blink:
Tria: Topsy, are you drunk?
Topsy: ...senators, congressmen
Please heed the call
Don't stand in the doorway
Don't block up the hall
For he that gets hurt
Will be he who has stalled
There's a battle outside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake your windows
And rattle your walls
For the times they are a-changin.
Tria: Good song... you're nuts and I'm very surprised that my mate would do this, but... good song...
Topsy: Thank you... now for the Byrds!
To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
And a time for every purpose, under heaven
A time to be born, a time to die
A time to plant, a time to reap
A time to kill, a time to heal
A time to laugh, a time to weep
To everything (turn, turn, turn)
There is a season (turn, turn, turn)
Tria... :blink:
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Littlefoot: It's people! Treestars are made from people!
Everyone else: *Blaaargh!*
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Cera: "We have to go back to the future."
Littlefoot: "But we just got back from the future."
Cera: "Well, we have to go back."
Littlefoot: "Why?"
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Littlefoot: It's people! Treestars are made from people!
Everyone else: *Blaaargh!*
Grrrr! You used my idea!
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Cera: "We gotta do something crazy so our folk's will notice us."
Ducky: "Yep, like wear pirate hats."
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Ducky: "Let us go see 'Saw VI' with the human fans, yep yep yep!" :lol
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Littlefoot: "I'd rather go to Tria's mud pool then play a game."
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Tria: I'd rather listen to Topsy shout about why he is right and everyone else is wrong than relax in the warm mud.
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Littlefoot: I'm just a sweet transvestite
from trans-sexual Transylvania!
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Littlefoot: I'm just a sweet transvestite
from trans-sexual Transylvania!
Fergully/Nostalgia Critic referance :lol
Littlefoot: call me Little Duke.
Shorty: and call me Shorty Duke.
Both: CAUSE WE'RE THE DUKES OF THE GREAT VALLEY!!*drives off in the General Lee*
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Littlefoot: I'm just a sweet transvestite
from trans-sexual Transylvania!
Cera: "Let's do the time warp again."
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Littlefoot: I'm just a sweet transvestite
from trans-sexual Transylvania!
Cera: "Let's do the time warp again."
Spike: It's just a jump to the left...
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Littlefoot: I'm just a sweet transvestite
from trans-sexual Transylvania!
Cera: "Let's do the time warp again."
Spike: It's just a jump to the left...
Ducky: And a step to the riiight!
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Topsy: A need to find a satanic mechanic!
Tria: Or else we'll be stuck in this Rocky Horror forever!
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Littlefoot: And now for our next track. With Pterano and Ruby on electric guitars, Chomper on drums, Strut on the bass, and Hyp on the keyboard and myself, Littlefoot, for the vocals!
Littlefoot:Through the gates of hell as we make our way to heaven through the Nazi lines
*Scorching electric guitars and pounding drums now start* Primo Victoria
Littlefoot: *Singing*
We've been training for years
now we're ready to strike
as the great operation begins
we're the first wave on shore
we're the first ones to fall
yet soldiers have fallen before
In the dawn they will pay
with their lives as the price
history's written today
in this burning inferno
know that nothing remains
as our forces advance on the beach
Aiming for heaven though serving in hell
victory is ours their forces will fall
Through the gates of hell
as we make our way to heaven through the nazi lines
Primo Victoria
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A loud cheer erupts from the Thundering Falls lake where the group is performing.
Ducky, Cera, Ali and Spike start headbanging to the music.
Ms. Swimmer attempts to crowd surf.
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Guess what track they are playing?
HINT: It's one of my favorites and it is on the TWV soundtrack.
There's also a reference to a Youtube Poop. Guess which one.
HINT: Look at who's playing the instruments.
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Petrie: "Me visit meeting rock. Me hear some farwalkers want open gambling casino here."
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Littlefoot: Oh my God! You killed Cera!
Petrie: You b*stards!
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Littlefoot: "It's Morphin time."
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Littlefoot: For the horde!
Ducky: For the Alliance!
Cera: And I don¥t like World of Warcraft.
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Littlefoot: LEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOY JEENNNNNKKKKIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Littlefoot: "It's Morphin time."
Chomper: Dragonzord!
Spike: Mastodon!
Cera: Pterodactyl!
Petrie: Umm... shouldn't me get-
Everyone else: shhh!
Petrie: *sighs* Fine... Triceratops!
Ducky: Sabertooth Tiger!
Littlefoot: Tyrannosaurus!
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MMPR, season three...
Littlefoot: Red Ranger Power!
Cera: Yellow Ranger Power!
Petrie: Blue Ranger Power!
Chomper: But I'M the blue one, shouldn't I get
Zordon: Stick to the script...
Chomper: Fine... Black Ranger Power!
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Littlefoot: LET THE WILD RUMPUS START!!!
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LIttlefoot: "By the power of Greyskull."
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Petrie: Me see a face floating in the air. It staring at me! WHY IT STARING AT ME?! GO AWAY!!! STOP MOCKING PETRIE!!!
Littlefoot: Those pills really weren't good for flyers... :blink:
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Littlefoot: THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!!!!
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Grandpa longneck: "Littlefoot, we need to talk."
Littlefoot: "About what?"
Grandma longneck: "About DA CHEEZ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3BYQDIvpOE). You see dear, I AM DA BEST CHARACTER ON DA SHOW! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3BYQDIvpOE)"
Littlefoot: o_O.....
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Petrie: "Uh oh, me hear voices again. Me no like that. Maybe Ducky let me borrow anti-psychotic."
*Flies over to Ducky, sees her running around while acting all wacko, and sees her empty prescription bottle on the ground*
Petrie: "Uh, Ducky let me have..."
Ducky (in a psychotic fashion): "I NEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDSSSS!"
Petrie: "Uh, never mind. Me just let voices keep talking to me :unsure:."
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Littlefoot: "I think exploring is for loosers. Let's just stay here in the valley and avoid exploring, adventure and excitement."
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Littlefoot: SPONTANEOUS DEATH METAL INTERLUDE!
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Littlefoot: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
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Cera: ROBBYYYY!!! YA GOTTA COME TO ME!! DON'T LEAVE ME FOR THAT SKANK!!
Littlefoot: Geez, Cera acts funny when she eats anti-depressants.
Petrie: She no know anyone named "Robby."
Cera: YOU'RE JUST LIKE ALL THE REST!! FIND A GIRL AND THEN DUMP HER!! I NEED YOU TO LIVE, ROBBY!! I'LL JUST DIE WITHOUT YOU!! DIE!! IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!!!! MY LIFE IS OVER!!!
Chomper: Aren't anti-depressants supposed to make you LESS sad? :blink:
Ducky: This is the third mental health joke on this thread, it is, it is.
Spike: (thinking) mmm... tree sweets.
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Littlefoot: Oh my God! You killed Cera!
Petrie: You b*stards!
HAHA to much south park maybe :lol
Chomper:lets go to the Mysteries Beyond
Littlefoot: no thats ignorence
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Littlefoot: "after a crisis like that, what I need is a good stiff drink."
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Littlefoot: "I think I'm paranoid."
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Littlefoot: What did you think of our 13th movie, Cera?
Cera: Well, it would have been a lot better if those silhouetted man and robots stopped commenting on us...
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Littlefoot: "this sushi tastes great."
Cera: "I prefer my sushi cooked."
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Ducky: "Who wants to come fire my new twelve-guage?"
Others: :unsure:
Ducky: "That mean old Ms. Maia will be our target practice, yep yep yep."
Others: "Okay, we're in!"
:lol
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Threehorn: "I think it's time to party."
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Littlefoot's Grandfather: I declare this day to be... stomping day! The day when we celebrate the virtues of being big! All smaller creatures are hereby open targets for all stomping purposes for the next 24 hours, starting now!
Topsy: My favorite day of the year! Tria, do you know where the Tinysaurs are?
Tria: For 24 hours, I have no mate!
Topsy: Your loss. Let's go have some fun, Cera!
Cera: Yay dad!
Tria: Littlefoot, say something!
Liittlefoot: Does sitting on the smaller creatures count as "stomping?"
Tria: :slap
Sue: What's the point in having big feet if you don't have something to step on every now and then?
Ducky: Actually... you said that in the real film, you did, you did.
Sure: What?
Ducky: Read the thread title...
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Mr. Threehorn: "Hey, let's go get some lottery tickets."
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Ducky: "Let us get some comic books and candy."
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The Who: Whooooo are you?
Ducky: I'm Ducky.
The Who: Who, who? Who, who?
Ducky: I'm Ducky.
The Who: Whooooo are you?
Ducky: I'm DUCKY!
The Who: Who, who? Who, who?
Ducky: I'M DUCKY! *kicks Pete Townshend in the groin*
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Littlefoot: "I think we should kick the little ones to the side."
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Ducky's Mother: Well kids, time to find me my fifteenth, er... another mate...
Ducky's Father: Hello, dear...
Ducky's Mother: Oh... mate number seven... I mean...
Ducky's Father: You've had this coming to you for a LONG time...
CENSORED OMG!!!
(Hours pass)
Ducky's Father: ...AND I owe you this! (Gives his ex-mate a kick between her legs)
Ducky's Mother: Gahh! It hurts even more for females!
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Littlefoot: "I've called in the A-team to take care of Redclaw."
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The Who: Whooooo are you?
Ducky: I'm Ducky.
The Who: Who, who? Who, who?
Ducky: I'm Ducky.
The Who: Whooooo are you?
Ducky: I'm DUCKY!
The Who: Who, who? Who, who?
Ducky: I'M DUCKY! *kicks Pete Townshend in the groin*
:spit :spit :spit :spit
Ducky: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Ducky's mother (somewhere else): *SIGH* "Did she forget her meds AGAIN?"
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Littlefoot's Grandmother: AHH! After ten-thousand years I'm free! It's time to conquer Earth!
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Ducky: "A queen dragon hatchling chose me to be her rider, she did, she did."
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Ducky: "Who wants to come fire my new twelve-guage?"
Others: :unsure:
Ducky: "That mean old Ms. Maia will be our target practice, yep yep yep."
Others: "Okay, we're in!"
:lol
:lol :lol :lol :lol
I am SO going to put something like that in my LBT X DS crack fic!
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Littlefoot: Is Ducky's powered armor ready yet?
Ruby: The powered armor is ready.
Littlefoot: Good. We shall commence testing. Ducky!
Ducky: *comes in* What do you want?
*Ruby and Littlefoot move to the side, revealing Ducky's powered armor*
Littlefoot: We would like you to test it.
*Ducky, with Ruby and Petrie's help, dons the powered armor*
Ruby: Like it?
Ducky: I like it. It is very comfortable. It is, it is.
Ruby We are not done yet.
*Two Fast-Runner technicians wheel in a large railgun on a cart*
Ruby: *Gesturing to the weapon* Ducky for you.
Ducky: *Picks up the railgun* I like this too. I do, I do.
Littlefoot: Well Ducky, take the weapon to the artillery range and have fun. We'll be recording data.
*Ducky does so*
Ruby: Well, Power Ducky is going to be quite a morale booster for our troops.
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1 guess to where this is from.
Props to Caustizer for the nickname "Power Ducky".
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Littlefoot: "Let's just give up."
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Littlefoot: Why send IKEA a unfinished armoire? I need a screwdriver!
Petrie: Haha.
Littlefoot: Haha? Good than I used your beak as screwdriver Haha!
Petrie: Please no AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Chomper! The driving 'saur! The 'saur who can drive a car! He drives all around, all over the town, Chomper the driving 'saur!
Littlefoot: Chomper, look out.
All: AAHHHHH!!!!
(Car goes over cliff!)
Chomper: Good thing we all lived and are mysteriously unhurt.
Cera: I thought you could drive!
Chomper: I CAN drive... just not very well...
He drives all around, all over the town, Chomper the driving 'saur!
(Applause)
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Threehorn: "The revenuers are coming, everybody hide your stills."
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Topsy: Alright, how much dowry should we give for Cera's marriage?
Tria: I came with 500 treestars, Topsy... Cera should come with... twice that when she is fully-grown.
Topsy: Why only half of yours?
Tria: Because I'm hot and fertile... and Cera is a tomboy. You'd have to pay an awful lot for a male to accept THAT girl!
Topsy: Good point.
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Cera: "Let's start our own band."
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Topsy: Elvis... has left the building.
Ducky: Elvis! AHH!! :wub
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Threehorn: "Why don't we parents go on an adventure and make our kids stay here and argue? "
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Ducky: "I am going to have a sick and twisted form of acupuncture therapy done, yep yep yep."
Littlefoot: "But Ducky, I thought you were scared of pain."
Ducky: "I am a masochist, yes I am."
Littlefoot: :crazy
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Ducky: I am glad to finally get some sleep, I am, I -
SQUISH!
Ducky: *looks down* :x Spike! How many times do I have to tell you? The nest is not a bathroom! No, no no!
Spike: :(
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Ducky: "We are not in the Great Valley anymore Spike."
Munchin: "Welcome to Munchin land."
Cera: "What sorta crazy place is this?"
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Topsy: No, I am your father...
Cera: Yes, you are dad! You've told me that 15 times!
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Ducky: "Let us drop a nuke on that mean ol sharptooths head."
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Littlefoot: Help! The thought police are after me!
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Ducky: Time for hyperspace. Punch it, Spike.
Spike: *Grrroooooooaaawll*
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Tria: "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uh, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as in, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future for our children."
Topsy: (thinking) Yup... definitely leaving her for that green female threehorn...
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Cera: "Let's go to school instead of playing."
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Littlefoot: Hey guys! Eating other dinosaurs is great!
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Cera: "Playing rpg's is way better then having any adventures yourself."
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Bron: Today, Littlefoot, we're going to learn how to kill things!
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Ducky: "Playing with guns is fun, yep yep yep!"
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Petrie: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
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Spike: "I think I"ll cut back on my eating."
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Ducky: Me can fly!
Petire: I can swim!
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Threehorn: "I think I"ll start being nicer and being open minded about the ideas and opinions of others."
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Tria: I think I'll start scapegoating other species in order to blame others for all my problems!
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Littlefoot: "Cera, why did your father ask that he, Tria, and Tricia spend the night at my nest but you were not with them?"
Cera: "That Mexican food gave me really bad gas last night."
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Cera: I can fly! Whee!!
Topsy: That girls needs to stop eating those odd flowers...
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What really should have happened in Journey to Big Water:
*Littlefoot looks into a lake reflection*
Littlefoot: You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f--k do you think you're talkin' to?
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Littlefoot: Let's sing a song!
The whole gang:
Michael Rennie was ill the day the earth stood still
But he told us where we stand
And Flash Gordon was there in silver underwear
Claude Raines was the invisible man
Then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong
They got caught in a celluloid jam
Then at a deadly pace it came from outer space
And this is how the message ran:
Science Fiction - Double Feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Ann Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show.
I knew Leo G. Carroll was over a barrel
When Tarantula took to the hills
And I really got hot when I saw Janet Scott
Fight a Triffid that spits poison and kills
Dana Andrews said prunes gave him the runes
And passing them used lots of skills
But when worlds collide, said George Pal to his bride
I'm gonna give you some terrible thrills, like a:
Science Fiction - Double Feature
Dr. X will build a creature
See androids fighting Brad and Janet
Ann Francis stars in Forbidden Planet
Oh-oh at the late night, double feature, picture show.
I wanna go, oh-oh, to the late night double feature picture show.
By RKO, oh-oh, at the late night double feature picture show.
In the back row at the late night double feature picture show.
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(Some very funny ones here, and a song too. :lol )
Littlefoot: "I saw a creature with white fuzzies on him hopping that way saying I'm late, I'm late."
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Bron: ... and so we are all connected in the great circle of life.
Littlefoot: That's not true! You're lying! It's impossible!
Bron: You're getting your reactions to James Earl Jones lines mixed up again...
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Ducky: "I think it would exciting to be an axe murderer, yep yep yep! Petrie shall be my first victim, yes he shall!"
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Spike: "I think I will cut back on the amount I eat, start workout with weights and doing some cardo exercises too."
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Petrie: "B***h don't you want to start making some real f*****g money?"
(Note: Quote from South Park)
(Note: Any South Park quote will work for this game)
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Ducky: "Swimming sucks, yep yep yep! I think I will be a distance runner."
Cera: "My favorite color is hot pink, just like Barbie. I wanna be just like her!"
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(Note: Any South Park quote will work for this game)
True. Now, to steal a couple of Cartman's lines:
Cera and Ducky, playing Swat The Flyer (hey, I needed to be original :lol):
Cera (to Ducky): "Ya son of a b****! I oughtta kick ya in the nuts!"
*Instead whomps Ducky with a flyswatter :p*
Ducky: "If you hit me with that motherf*****g thing again I'm gonna kick yo a**!"
Cera vs. Ducky staredown: :anger
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Littlefoot: I'm a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world.
Everything's plastic. It's fantastic.
You can brush my hair, undress me anywhere,
Imagination, that it your creation.
Spike: Come on Barbie lets go Barbie.
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Littlefoot: I wonder if Nick Simmons plagiarized our series?
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Pterano: And now Iridium Factor from All Drums Go To Hell!
(Bonus points for knowing who is the artist for Iridium Factor is)
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Cera singing: "I feel happy, oh so happy."
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Cera singing: "I feel happy, oh so happy."
That's one I was expecting. :huh:
Cera: Good Lord! I just I like a sharptooth! :lol
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Ducky: "Let's run over and say hi to Redclaw."
Petrie: "Me like him."
Littlefoot: "And don't forget his 2 great pals Screech and Thud. They are nicer then he is."
Cera: "If that is possible."
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Ducky: "Let's run over and say hi to Redclaw."
Petrie: "Me like him."
Littlefoot: "And don't forget his 2 great pals Screech and Thud. They are nicer then he is."
Cera: "If that is possible."
I can picture that happening.
Littlefoot: I'll do Adder's math homework him, I am the smartest of the group.
Cera: What do you mean, Spike is! :o
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Littlefoot: "It's morphin time. Apatasaurus "
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Littlefoot to Chomper: "you don't like green food to much do you?
Chomper: *shakes no*
Littlefoot: ok fine... just eat Cera... :lol:
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Petrie: "Me like adventure, let's go now."
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Mr. Threehorn: You know what Longneck? You're the best friend I've ever had. And everyone is my friend.
Yeah, so what if it's been done before?
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Ducky : "I want some spam, spam, spam, treestar, and spam."
Chomper and the rest sing the spam song.
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*Tria walks in*
Littlefoot and Petrie: Hellllllllloooo Nurse.
Cera: Boys...
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Grandpa longneck: I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
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In LBT VIII, after Spike steals Ducky's lunch:
Spike: "Om nom nom nom!"
Ducky: "No fair, you fat b******!"
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Mr. Three Horn: "... And that's what I think we should do about it."
Grandpa Long Neck: "I'm sorry, Mr. Three Horn, but I must disagree with that method."
Mr. Three Horn: "Very well, Long Neck. For you to disagree, my idea must be a bad one. I apologise for my illogical plan, so please tell us exactly what would be a wise course of action. I'll stop talking and we'll all listen to your idea now, which I'm sure will be better than mine."
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Mr. Threehorn: Kids, Mr. Thicknose has something very important to tell you...
Mr. Thicknose: Thank you, Mr. Threehorn, students of the Great Valley... I'm here to educate you about the single biggest threat to our planet. You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence and may be the end of the human race as we know it. I'm talking of course about... Manbearpig. It is a creature which roams the earth alone. It is half man, half bear, and half pig. Some people say that Manbearpig isn't real. Well, I'm here to tell you know, Manbearpig is very real, and he most certainly exists. I'm cereal. Manbearpig doesn't care who you are or what you've done. Manbearpig simply wants to get you! I'm super-cereal. But have no fear, because I am here to save you! And someday, when the world is rid of Manbearpig, everyone will say "Thank you, Mr. Thicknose, you're super awesome." The end.
Kids: :blink:
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Littlefoot: "Let our powers combine."
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Littlefoot: I can't save Chomper from drowning. I'm not a Swimmer!
Ducky: Does it matter?
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Littlefoot: Nurse, am I gonna be okay?
Ducky: I don't know yet. Ah, here comes the doctor.
Chomper: Good morning Mr Longneck. *checks littlefoots throat* nurse!
Ducky: Yes, doctor?
Chomper: Fire up the grill!!
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(During LBT X).
The dinosaurs are watching the eclipse. Suddenly, Bron (Kiefer Sutherland) pulls out a cellphone.
Bron: Chloe, are you tracing this?
Voice on phone: Hold on, it's really hard to get a signal in the Cretaceous period!
(Sharpteeth appear, Bron puts Chloe on hold and whips out a pistol, ready for combat)
Bron: DAMMIT!
(Screen goes black with a ticking, yellow digital clock in the center).
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Pterano: And now Iridium Factor from All Drums Go To Hell!
(Bonus points for knowing who is the artist for Iridium Factor is)
Two Steps from Hell! Oh yeah!
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Cera: "I'm bored, what do you guys want to do?"
Littlefoot: "Let's visit our friends in Ponyville."
Ducky: "Or go to Sesame Street."
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The original sharptooth stops chasing Littlefoot and Cera, and insists on inviting them over for tea, making the death of Littlefoot's mother never actually happening! :DD
Ozzy gives up eggs and gives greenfood a try, and Sierra gets himself hitched with a fun-loving female flyer! :lol
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Chomper: T-rex isn't a SCAVENGER!
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Chomper: "You're right, Treestars taste great."
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Littlefoot: Let's kick some #$%!
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Tippy's mother:Um..I know it's rude to ask but I think Spike should leave with us becose he could learn how a spiketail lives with our herd.
Ducky's mother:Sure,take him with you.He is dumb and silent,and I would throw him down into the nearest smoking mountain anyway,becose his snoring is sooooo annoying.
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Icky: So long, Dil! I'm off to go audition for a part in Regular Show!
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Grandpa Longneck: "I think we should go there just to see for ourselves."
Threehorn: "I agree, let's go, instead of arguing."
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Gang:Sharptooth!RUN!
Petrie:(flyes towards the sharptooth)KAMIKAZEEE!!!
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Grandma longneck:Sharpteeth are coming!Only a wonder can save us now!
Grandpa longneck:I wanted to do this since i was as old as now Littlefoot.Ia ia cthulhu fhtagn!
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Cera:Why did you ask for me daddy?It's not sleeptime yet.
Topsy:Cera,I want to tell you something important.I have gampled all of our treestars,so we can't pay the rent for our cave
Cera what?!
Tria:Oh,don't be so upset,we alredy found a way to solve it.
Topsy:Yeah,that's true,no need to worry.We are going to sell one of your kidneys.
Cera:WHAT?!
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Mr. Threehorn: "Mmm, damn good meat!"
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Topsy: Longnecks are superior to threehorns!
Cera: O_O
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Grandpa Longneck: "Put another one on the grill Chomper."
Threehorn: "yea, keep that meat coming."
Grandma Longneck: "They are great with beer."
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I can't believe nobody thought of this sooner!
Littlefoot: Um, Petrie?
Petrie: Yeah?
Littlefoot: What in the Great Valley are you drinking?
Petrie: Oh, this? It Red Bull.
Littlefoot: Red Bull? What's that?
Petrie: Me no know.
Littlefoot: But why are you drinking that stuff?
Petrie: Me hear it give you wings!
Littlefoot: Petrie, you already have wings!
Petrie: Maybe me do, but maybe me get stronger!
Littlefoot: I don't know about that...
Petrie: Want proof?
Littlefoot: Sure...I guess.
Petrie: Okay then. (Begins flapping his wings and flying) Woo-hoo! Me fly higher! Me-oof! (lands on a tree) ...not...high enough. Ugh.
Announcer: Red Bull gives you wings!
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Don't like to bump, but...
Petrie: Sky is falling! Sky is falling! Bad luck ahead of us!
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Cera's Dad: "I wish I was a longneck."
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Petrie: Me wanna be friends with sharptooth,.
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Littlefoot: "This is to hard, Let's just go back home."
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Littlefoot: "But Mother, you can't leave me!"
Littlefoot"S Mother: "Oh, come on. Grow a pair, son!"
Littlefoot: :blink:
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Ozzy: "I don't like eating eggs. From now on it's only green food for me."
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Little Foot: I wanna try and eat meat.
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Petrie: "Come on, guys! Don't be scared."
Ducky: "Bla bla bla... Get to the point!"
Cera: "Great idea! Let's try it out!"
Littlefoot: "Ah, what the heck. You live only once!"
Spike: "I have no time for this. I have to deliberate on my scout's recent report on sharpteeth movements! You all have no idea what a responsibility it is to secretly manipulate sharpteeth into avoiding the Great Valley!"
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Petrie: "Me like adventure, let's go now."
Everytime I hear this quote in my head, the ending of Adventuring plays as well!
Now on-topic:
Director: And...cut!
Cera: YES! Finally we're done!
Littlefoot: Yeah! Now, let's go to McDonalds!
(The gang rushes out of the studio, to a nearby McDonalds, and eventually back to the studio.)
Ducky: I am so stuffed, my tummy could explode if I ate one more bite, yep yep yep. What about you, Spike?
Spike: Eh...mmm-hmm.
Director: OK guys, let's get back to work!
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Littlefoot; "What do you guys wanna do?"
Cera: "let's watch some big truck rally."
Ducky: "Let's watch some My Little Pony."
Petrie: "Me no mind, me want to watch together."
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(200th post. Hello Spike.)
Petrie: Me love hearing soothing sound of my siblings who yell at me!
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Rinkus: I will not have part in this filthy scheme.
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Rainbow faces:What the heck are you so excited about?The universe is a boring place without any new things for you to break the monotony.
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(The following is inspired by the end of side one of "The Sesame Street Monsters!" record, in which Grover says this dialogue)
Ducky: "That is the end of side one of this record. You can turn it over now, yep yep yep!"
(silence)
"Uh, maybe you did not understand me. The first side of the record is finished. It is time to turn it over!"
(silence)
"Turn it over!"
(silence)
"This is your last chance...oop, here goes the needle into the back and forth part of the record! Back and forth! Back and forth! Um, please turn it over."
(repeats "Back and forth!" until fade)
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Sierra: We gotta act responsibly. I ain't havin' any part in kidnappin' this Swimmer.
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Cera: "Nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger."
(I remember that line from some old commercials but don't recall what they were like.)
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Ducky: I don't like having spike as a brother yep yep yep.
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Interviewer: Does your father seem to be...racist in any ways?
Cera: WHAT?! Why you little...! (as Cera is about to ram the interviewer, the screen freezes and background music starts playing)
Tonight on "Nightline", a controversial interview with a triceratops that was almost deadly. Stay tuned.
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Bron: Littlefoot, you were an accident...
Littlefoot: :spit :anger :anger :anger :anger
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Ducky: They called me mad! Well I'll show them! (cocks sniper rifle. BANG! Shoots Ruby)
Ducky: F***'N A that was a good shot! (cocks sniper rifle. BANG! Head-shots Littlefoot)
Ducky: H**y S**t! I think his skull just hit last week!
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Ruby: F**k off my friends, my friends f**k off! :nyah
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Cera: Dammit Petrie! Stop f*****g camping!!!!!!!!!!! :anger :anger :anger :anger :anger
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Ducky: Why do the boys say that females shouldn't play COD; I mean seriously, look at my quick-scoping skills!!! :lol :lol
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Littlefoot: Bring out the Holy Hand Grenade!!!!
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Littlefoot: "Has anyone seen my Nirvana CDs?"
Petrie: "Me think Ducky's using them."
Littlefoot: "Oh, alright. Where's my Celine Dion records?"
Petrie: "Cera have them."
Littlefoot: "My Barney Sing Along tapes?"
Petrie: "Doc have them."
Littlefoot: "My Village People CDs?"
Petrie: "Those not yours, you stole them from Cera's Dad."
Littlefoot: "They are MINE! MINE I tell you!"
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(Inspired by the 'Rebuilding Saurus Rock' game on the "Secret of Saurus Rock" DVD; an alternate scene)
Petrie: Oh no! Me knock down some of the stones of Saurus Rock! And that mean bad luck for all of us in Great Valley!
(notices the viewers)
Petrie: Hey! Maybe you can help us put Saurus Rock back together again! Click on stone that is highlighted. Good luck!
(The viewer selects the correct stone)
Petrie: You very smart! Now, see if you can find next stone.
(Once again, the viewer selects the correct stone)
Petrie: Yay! Please find next stone.
(Once again, the viewer...you know what he/she does by now)
Petrie: Just one more stone, and Saurus Rock be back together again!
(The viewer chooses the last stone)
Petrie: You did it! You made Saurus Rock allllll better! You real smart.
Mama Flyer (os): Petrie! Where are you?
Petrie: Me gotta go. Coming, Mama! (flies off)
(fades back to main screen)
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Adults: Kids, you are going to argue for the rest of the movie while we actually do something about the problem.
Gang: :slap
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Littlefoot's mom: Hi, Littlefoot
Littlefoot: I thought you were dead......
Littlefoot's mom: Nah, I just did that to get rid of you
I could only imagine Littlefoot's reaction if that were to happen... :lol Anyway, were were we.... oh yeah:
Chomper: Did you see me rip that guy apart on the boat in The Lost World: Jurassic Park! If only I could do that to the guy that got us unemployed... :DD
Gang: :o :wow
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(This may happen on the "Talkin' Toons with Rob Paulsen" podcast before long, but for now...)
Petrie: Pinky, you pondering what me pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Petrie, but if they called them 'sad meals', kids wouldn't buy them!
Petrie: Huh? :confused
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Grandma: "Err dear,something I must tell you..."
Grandpa: "What is it love?" :wub
Grandma: "You remember Littlefoot's mother..right?"
Grandpa: "Course I do...she was my daughter..."
Grandma: "Ah..hehe...yeah...thats the thing...you were not her father...I slept with another guy."
Grandpa: "Who?"
Grandma: "Your brother...."
Grandpa: :blink: :anger
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Sharptooth: "Cera never told you what happened to your mother?"
Littlefoot: "She told me enough! She told me you killed her!"
Sharptooth: "No. I am your mother."
Littlefoot: "No... That's not true! That's impossible!"
Sharptooth: "Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"
Littlefoot: "NOOO! NO! Do not want!"
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^ I'm having a Thumb Wars and a Star Wars moment at the same time, and it's melting my brain, GAAAH :o
Cera: Petrie, I really think you make a lot of good points, and your Uncle Pterano wasn't all that bad.
Petrie: Me too think me misjudge you - you really not all that bad, Cera.
(and cue the blackout :o)
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Ducky:" Me love you, Petrie!"
Petrie:"I love you too, yep, yep, yep
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Cera: I don't get why you always have to be so quiet. You know what? I bet I can get you to say more than three words!
Spike: You lose.
Cera: :blink: :bang
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Littlefoot: Why don't you just listen to me for once Cera?
Cera: Oh f**k off Littlefoot! :anger
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Cera: Ohh, I should not of eaten those wierd plants! Hey! Get off me you damm fuzzy two-footer!
Guess the reference! :DD
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Petrie:" Me hate you, uncle Pterano, you're EVVVIILLLLLL!!!"
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You ever see that ed, edd, and eddy episode with the boomerang? Here's what I think would happen:
Littlefoot: What the hell are you six doing? Stop following me like a bunch of ****ing ducklings and go home to your parents. What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Don't you know who I am? I'm the goddamn Littlefoot!
Cera: Tune in, drop out... Feel the universe flow around you, within you, without you. Let it excise you and elevate you beyond this plane of existance. Jai guru deva, ommmmm...
Petrie: Okay, now what we have here is a female salt water belly dragger. BEAUTIFUL creature, perfectly adapted to it's role as the top predator in it's ecosystem. Now, watch carefully as I go wrestle it and fit it with this radio collar. Remember kids, don't try this at home. Crikey!
Ducky: *takes a drag of a cigarette* So like, my parents want me to give away all my black corsets. Tch. They want their daughter to be this nice little preordered windup toy yuppie who does nothing but smile like a Barbie doll. You know, I'm sorry if your childhoods had you two getting run around like a by soccer mom parents, but I'm a little more complicated than that. What a bunch of conformists.
Spike: Well I stand up next to a mountain, and I chop it down with the edge of my hand. Well I stand up next to a mountain, and I chop it down with the edge of my hand. Then I pick up all the pieces and make an island, might even... Raise a little sand! Cause I'm a voodoo chi-ild... lord knows I'm a voodoo child, baby!
Chomper: RAAAAARGH! MUST KILL EVERYTHING!
Ruby: So, like, yeah, I'm like baby sitting and stuff? It like totally sucks, but you know. I just gave him a hair dryer to play with, you know, let him figure out to actually style that bush on his head. It's totally gross. Oh, hold on a second, (holds phone) HEY CHOMPER! You need to go take a bath!
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Littlefoot: Great Scott!
Cera: What are you looking at butt head!
Ducky: What do you mean? How are we in the future?
Petrie: What are you? Chicken?
Spike: ...mmm food...
Chomper: Oh man this is heavy!
Ruby: Well you are now safe in good old 1955.
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Ruby: Next Saturday night, we are sending you back to the future!
Littlefoot's son: That's great Ruby. I can send a week in the past. You can show me around....
Ruby: That is totally out of the question! You must not speak to anyone, interact with anyone. You must never leave this house. Do you understand?
Littlefoot's son: Right...
Ruby: Did you interact with anyone else besides me today?
Littlefoot's son: Well I'd sorta bumped into my parents.
Ruby: Let me see that photo of yours. "gasps" Just as I predicted! Look at your brother.
Littlefoot's son: Hey! His head's gone! It's like it has disappeared.
Ruby: Erased from existence.
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Petrie:" Me hate you, uncle Pterano, you're EVVVIILLLLLL!!!"
If this was a reincarnation of The Lion King, Petrie would really say that!
(After a song)
Littlefoot: Geez...I wonder where we keep hearing that music from. Oh well.
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Littlefoot: *looks at Chomper* *thinking* "Well, I wonder how he'd taste!"
Chomper: *thinking* I'd like to have some treestars now!"
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Ducky: "Has anyone wondered why we just start singing for no reason at times. I think it is odd, I do, I do."
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Littlefoot: Wait Ruby your telling me that my mum has the hots for me!?
Ruby: Precisely.
Littlefoot: Oh man this is heavy.
Ruby: There's that word again "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there something wrong with the Earth's gravitational pull in the future?
Littlefoot: What? :confused
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Spike: FOOD FIGHT!!
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Mr. Thicknose: "I don't know!"
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Ducky: "It's simple: do unto others as they've done to you!"
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Ducky: "Do unto others before they do unto you."
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Littlefoot's Mother: I'm back!
Littlefoot: I thought you died?
Littlefoot's Mother: I did, however I had to wait 20 years to respawn...
Littlefoot: :slap
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Spike: I hate treestars!
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Chomper: Hasta la vista, baby. *kills his next meal*
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Threehorn: "flyers are better then threehorns."
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Cera: "Threehorn's are better at everything!"
Chomper: "Yeah, they even taste better!"
Cera: "...What?"
Chomper: "Yeah, Tricia was delicious!"
Cera: :blink:
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Littlefoot: I shall please you know.... THE VOICES!!!!!!!
Cera: No dice freak-sacks, YOU LOSE!!!!!!!
Ducky: Reach for vodka tonight.......
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Cera: You're just the... Afterbirth, Petrie.
Petrie: No ...
Cera: That crawled out of your mothers filth. They should have put you in a glass jar on the mantlepiece. Where were you, poor Petrie, when Spike was suckling at his morhers teat? Where were you, poor Petrie? That land is gone, it's been had, there's nothing you can do about it.
Petrie: Cera, if you could just give me the lease--
Cera: DRAAAAAAAAAAINAGE!!! DRAINAGE, Petrie, you boy. Drained dry, I'm so sorry. Here: if you have a leaf shake... And I have a leaf shake, and I have a straw, see here? Watch the straw. (Moves across the room). My straw reaches acrooooooooooss the room, and starts to drink your leaf shake. I. Drink. Your. LEAFSHAKE! *slurps* I DRINK IT UP!
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Cera: "Threehorn's are better at everything!"
Chomper: "Yeah, they even taste better!"
Cera: "...What?"
Chomper: "Yeah, Tricia was delicious!"
Cera: blink.gif
gooooooood one :lol :lol
Cera: "I like Yellowbellies!"
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^^ ohh, that There Will be Blood ref was too, too much, Loyfe :lol
Loofah: Okay, I'm sick of acting like this, all goofy and brainless. That does it! Kids are leading us to Berry Valley? What, are we MENTAL?? C'mon!
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Scene from LBT III at Cera's home:
Mr. Threehorn: "Cera, I'm your father. I only want what's best for you."
Cera: "F*** OFF!" *Runs away*
Mr. Threehorn: :blink:
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Littlefoot: "No problem, I can drive us all to the Great Valley."
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Littlefoot: I reject your reality and substitute my own!
Ruby: :slap (shaking her head) he watches too much of those TV shows...
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Bron: They're coming out of every corner!
Littlefoot: This is not Call Of Duty: World At War dad.... :slap
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Cera: These horns of mine are BURNING RED!!! Their loud roar tells me to grasp VICTORY!! TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY TREESTARS!!
ERUPPPPTIIIIIING!!!
BUUUUURNIIIIIIIING!!!
THREEHOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!
... On second thought, I could somehow see Cera saying that, given the chance. Never mind, false alarm.
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Little Foot: The yellow Belly Dance is horrible
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Topsy:(in an election who should be the leader of the Great Valley) "I vote for Grandpa because I'm ... erm... I'm a bad leader, I don't deserve it!"
(thinking to himself): "Being the opposition is much more fun!"
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Ruby: I believe I can fly! (Slams into a tree)
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Littlefoot: Everybody! Do a barrel roll!
Everyone: :blink: :lol :DD :p :smile
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Petrie: "I think I'm a good Flyer!"
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Mr. Thicknose: Now I can never be able to answer that second, great mystery of the Universe... Women!
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Mr. Thicknose: Now I can never be able to answer that second, great mystery of the Universe... Women!
Good one :lol :lol :wow
Dil: "You're the teeth, Ichy!"
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Dil: "You're the teeth, Ichy!"
Ichy: "I'm the teeth? Well, that make you the eyes!"
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Spike: "I do believe the left path would be the best one for us to travel along."
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(Yet another one of Petrie's "snuggling sticks" falls down and breaks.)
Petrie: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Why do me snuggling sticks keep breaking all the time?! It not fair! (begins crying hysterically, then stops and breaks fourth wall) Has this ever happened to you? That why me joined the "Snuggling Stick Retrievers" club!
Offscreen voice: Delivery for Petrie!
Petrie: Thanks!
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Chomper: Wanna know how to speak Sharpteeth? I wrote a dictionary that can help.
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Cera: "There's nothing good to watch on this crummy tv."
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Sue: "I hate being little!"
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Ducky: "I don't like swimming."
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Cera: I'll get this done in 10 seconds flat!
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Ducky: "Have any of you noticed that we break into song at random times?"
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The Yellowbellies: We're way too tired to sing!
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Mr. Threehorn: "Pterano's my BFF (best friend forever)!" :smile
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Petrie: You know everyone, I guess you were right. Talking in the third person is wrong, but speaking in bad grammar just makes it worse. From now on, I plan to change my ways of speaking...wait a second, what me just say?
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Spike: So. Nice weather today, huh?
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Petrie: "Dangerous looking place? You wait, me go in first."
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Ducky: Oh Petrie! Where are you, my sweet baboo?
Petrie: Me right behind you, Ducky! And for the thousandth time, ME NOT YOUR SWEET BABOO!!!...whatever that is.
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Ducky: I would love a sharp tooth as a pet yep yep yep.
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Cera: "Man, I'm sick of those Yellowbellies! I say we kick their butts!"
Ducky: "That is not a good idea Cera, oh no no no."
Cera: "Well then, what would be a better idea?!"
Ducky: "I say we go fart on them for revenge sake, yep yep yep!"
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Spike: "I'm fat!"
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Mr. Thicknose: "And now you are power rangers."
Ducky: "Cool."
Cera: "Big deal."
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Cera: "Man, I'm sick of those Yellowbellies! I say we kick their butts!"
Ducky: "That is not a good idea Cera, oh no no no."
Cera: "Well then, what would be a better idea?!"
Ducky: "I say we go fart on them for revenge sake, yep yep yep!"
^ :spit :spit :spit
Continued from above:
(Ducky and Petrie spot a yellowbelly and, despite their small size, sit on one.)
Petrie: Uh, Ducky?
Ducky: Yes?
Petrie: Pull me finger.
Ducky: Then what will happen?
Petrie: Just do it!
(Ducky does as told, and Petrie lets out a "silent but deadly")
Ducky: Ewww!
Petrie: Haha! At least that make yellowbelly go away for sure!
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Cera: "How come my name isn't spelled Sarah?" :crazy
Tops: "Well, because we are ceratopsian dinosaurs, y'know?"
Cera: "Humpff!"
Tops: "Hey, that's MY word!"
Cera: "Why I don't care!"
Tops: "But you should daughter!"
Cera: "So?"
Tops: "I gonna think of a silly nick for ya if ya ever say 'Humpff' again, humpff!!!"
Cera: "Humpff!"
Tops: "Onehorn!"
Cera: "I ain't an Onehorn!!!" :mad
Tops: :lol
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Ali: Yeah right, Rhett. <_< Do you honestly expect me to believe a silly tale like that? :rolleyes
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(I...simply...couldn't...resist.)
(Ducky and Petrie are both wearing necklaces with the word "gangstas" engraved on them. Petrie's voice is auto-tuned.)
Petrie: Hey! (Hey!)
T-Ducky! (T-Ducky!) T-Petrie! (T-Petrie!)
Ducky (rapping): I'm like 8'4", blond hair to the floor
You shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore
No I ain't got a gun
No I've never really been in a club
Still live with my parents but I'm still a thug
I'm so gangsta you can find me out swimming at night
You out clubbing? Well, I was swimming way out of sight!
Petrie: Mm-mmm-mmm...
Ducky: T-Ducky and T-Petrie rappin' on the same track
It's a thug story, tell me can you handle that?
Ducky and Petrie: I had a dream last night
Ducky: I had high top Nikes
I had
Ducky and Petrie: Diamonds in my mouth
And diamonds on my mic
Ducky: By the time I woke, I was singin'
Petrie: I'm on a boat
Ducky: 'Cause I'm a singer turned rapper
Petrie: Shorty I'mma make ya
Ducky: Straight to the top, yo
Petrie: Shorty I'mma take ya
Ducky: You can call me T-Duck
Now I'm a rap star!
Petrie: Hey, it's a thug story
Now tell 'em who you are
Singer turned gangsta
Ducky: You don't wanna fight me!
Petrie: Straight to the top
Ducky: With my extra small arms, see?
Petrie: T-Ducky and T-Petrie rapping on the same track
It's a thug story now can you get with that?
Ducky: What? What? I'm always swimmin', yo!
What? What? Don't test me, (bleep)!
Wait, just a minute. I did not even say anything, no no no! All I said was "yo!"
Petrie (voice still-auto tuned): What you mean?
Ducky: You guys just bleepeded me, but I was not even swearing or anything!
Petrie: She no even swear or--
Ducky: Hello?!
(they both walk off the set)
Note: Inspired by "Thug Story", originally done by Taylor Swift and T-Pain. Except for the minor alterations made, I do not own the rights to this song.
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Littlefoot: I hate everyone
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Topsy: "Treesweets for everyone!"
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(Chomper sees that Rhett and Ali about to pass into the Valley.)
Chomper: It looks like I am going to eat well tonight!
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Ducky (singing): "Somewhere over the rainbow..."
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Littlefoot: Whats wrong Ducky?
Ducky: Oh #@#$ off Littlefoot!
Rest of the gang: :blink:
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Cera: Petrie, we've been waiting for you all day! Where were you?!
Petrie: Uh...me sorry. Petrie had to stop to take pills.
(cut to bottle of pills, accompanied by Handel's Messiah)
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Cera: "Merry Christmas everybody!"
Ducky: "I do not like Christmas, nope, nope, nope!"
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Spike "i'm tired of having everyone else argue around me, now let ME go on a five-hour long diatribe about how Cera doesn't know what she's talking about, and how Littlefoot should've been fed to Chomper years ago!"
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Grandpa Longneck: "Very well. They must be destroyed."
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Littlefoot: "You did great in the Swimmer and Splasher game!"
Cera (humbly): "Oh, well... I just got lucky. That was all."
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Petrie: Mommy! There monsters under me nest!
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Cera: "Guys, I need your advice..."
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Littlefoot: Speed never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary...that's what gets you.(Me thinks he's been watching some Top Gear.)
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Cera: "We shouldn't rush into this! Let's see what Littlefoot thinks about it first."
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Petrie: "Me want to go into dark cave first. Me love danger."
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Mr. Thicknose: " I don't know."
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Mr. Threehorn: "Now, now, Tria. Let's not be too judgmental. Let's see what the longnecks have to say first."
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Littlefoot: "Crying"
Chomper: "What's wrong, Littlefoot."
Littlefoot: "I'm just sad, because I can't eat myself"
Chomper: "WHAT!?!?!"
Littlefoot:" Yeah, I took a bit out of Ali the other day, and it tasted SO GOOD! I want more longneck meat, but there's no other longnecks left now, and I'll never be able to eat myself!"
Chomper: *backs away slowly*
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(Toy Story reference ahoy!)
Ducky: You are a great flyer, Petrie! Yep yep yep!
Petrie: Me not flying! Me falling...with style!
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Littlefoot: Forget it, guys. I'm too much of a scaredy-egg to go into that cave.
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Chomper: "Treestars please!"
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Littlefoot: I wet my nest! Guess I should have listened to my grandparents about not drinking too much water before bed.
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Ducky: *anything once*
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Ducky: "Fastbiters are neat."
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Littlefoot: "You're right, Chomper! These buzzers taste great!"
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Topsy: I'm an idiot!
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Topsy (to Kosh (Mr. Clubtail): You stink!
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Petrie: "Cera's Dad's bellowing keep Petrie up."
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Littlefoot: "You do all realise that we're just the product of one man's imagination."
Rest of Gang: :blink: :bang :bolt
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Ducky (spots a Sharptooth): "Mommy? May I play with that Sharptooth, huh? huh?"
Ducky's Mum: "Of course dear, but don't hurt him."
Ducky: "Sure Mommy, I will only hurt him a little bit, yep, yep, yep."
:blink:
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Mr. Threehorn: "let's all be patient and not argue."
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Any character: All right guys, now for the million dollar question...
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Topsy: I suck! (Or) I'm a terrible father!
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Topsy: "Mr Longneck and I are heading down to the bar. We may get back late Tria."
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Kosh: Hey Threehorn! You're dumb as a sharptooth and twice as ugly!
Topsy: Look who's talking, Kosh! At least I have a mate!
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^continuation :lol
Kosh: "Oh yeah? Well I heard that you lost your first mate because you were too weak to protect her!"
Topsy: "Well, you got a point..." :oops
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Ducky: Uh-oh...I think I wee-wee-ded myself, I did, I did. Maybe I should not have had too much water to drink... :oops
(Doing this because there's only a slim chance of the characters actually using the childish slang me and Dalek think up in the caption section within the films.) :p
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*Buuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrp*
Tria: Topsy! That's gross.
Topsy: It's better to burp and taste it than to fart and waste it.
Tria sighed and rolled her eyes.
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Petrie: "My grammar is so much better after I took Mr. Thicknose's language classes."
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Littlefoot: I am good - I can do everything! Stealing is so good! Leaves, sticks, rocks, shiny stones, bones, girls.... I will steal them all!
Cera: I always wanted to be a longneck!
Topps: Me too!
Spike: Hi. My name is Spike.
Chomper: Treestars are so sweet! This is my favorite food, better than longnecks or crawlers! :OhYou
Ruby: I am so sorry you heard that, Petrie and Ducky. Sorry I am. But don't worry. I beliebve you. I believe you will never tell anyone about what you heard. I truly do. Because dead tell no tales...
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Choimper: I want to be just like Sharptooth that killed Littlefoot's mother!
Grandpa Longneck: Longnecks are the best! Everyone must listen to us and do what we tell to do!
Sharptooth: Let's forget about everything that happened between us and be friends, little longneck! :D
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Cera (to Littlefoot): "Let's smooch!"
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Cera (to Littlefoot): "Let's smooch!"
You sure she wouldn't ever say that? XD
*runs from angry threehorn on my forum rank*
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Littlefoot: *to THAT Sharptotooh* Let's be friends! Friendly hug?
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The Gang: Rhett is almighty and our savior! :)littlefoot :cerahappy :duckyhappy :)petrie :^^spike :OhYou :thinking
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Cera (to Littlefoot): "Let's smooch!"
You sure she wouldn't ever say that? XD
Not as the characters currently are, but then again, maybe once they're older... :cerahappy
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Mama Longneck: See that, Littlefoot?
*looks up to singular leaf on a barren tree*
That represents the last surviving member of our herd in the future, which will be you Littlefoot.
Huh? What do you mean, mother?
Oh, you’ll soon find out...
*Sharptooth prowling within distance seemingly undetected*
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Topps: "Cera, darling, I think you need to get out into the world more. Meet other species of dinosaurs."
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Topps: "Cera, darling, I think you need to get out into the world more. Meet other species of dinosaurs."
and the most important - respect their opinion and learn after them.
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
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Topps: Praise Rhett the Greatest! The Amazing Longneck Boy!
and this time, it isn't Cera's dream like in LBT10
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Why did we ever adopt that no for leaf gobbler? All he does is grunt and eat all of our tree stars. I do not like that, oh no, no, no! :sducky
...o_O
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^Have you seen LBT 8 yet? You're actually not far off with that one. :DD
Cera (to Littlefoot): "Let's smooch!"
You sure she wouldn't ever say that? XD
Cera: "My nest has room enough for two."
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Mr. Threehorn: Cera, I won’t stop you from becoming mates with Littlefoot if that’s what makes you very happy.
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Guys, you are waking up my inner LxC shipper. :P
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Red Claw, talking to fighting Sharptotoh and Littlefoot's mom: Stop! Nobody fights each other! Everyone becomes friends with each other! Or else I i will... I will...
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Guys, you are waking up my inner LxC shipper. :P
Mmm, good. :p
Petrie: "I hereby propose that we never go on any dangerous adventures ever again."
Ducky: "I think that is a good idea. Yes, yes, yes."
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Good one, StardustSoldier. Specifically the line where Petrie speaks coherently with no grammar errors. ;)
Hmm...was Red Claw planning to cuddle Sharptooth and Littlefoot’s Mother with love and affection? Maybe even forcing them to reconcile their relationship? What kind of relationship, you ask? Well, decide for yourself people.
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Chomper: Sorry Ruby, but I must have a real dinner.
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Littlefoot: I will listen to my grandma and grandpa and won't go to dangerous Mysterious Beyond with gang. :littlefoot:)
...I will go alone
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Rhett: Who thinks I can fit 15 hard water sweets in my mouth?
Littlefoot: You’re a hazard to the Great Valley.
Cera: And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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Cera: I think I will be open and honest about my feelings today :CeraHAPPY
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Doc: Who are you?
Random Sharptooth: You killed my father!
Doc: Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
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Ducky: Petrie, land on your bottom!
Spike: No! Your other bottom!
Ducky (with a deadpan face turning to Spike): Spike, don't you need to be stupid somewhere else?
Spike: Not until four.
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Ruby: Cera doesn't look very happy...
Littlefoot: Ruby, that is her happy. She's just a jerk.