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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Real-Life Captions => Topic started by: Ptyra on September 04, 2010, 01:28:58 AM

Title: Toronto Raptor fail
Post by: Ptyra on September 04, 2010, 01:28:58 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Xc3gwDv.gif)
I apologize if someone stops breathing from laughing.
If you find yourself laughing hard, I recommend a nice, tall, cold glass of ice water.
Title: Toronto Raptor fail
Post by: Pangaea on September 04, 2010, 01:44:36 AM
Guy in costume: “When I get out of the hospital…the first thing I’m gonna do is find the guy who came up with the idea that the mascot should wear rollerblades…and put HIM in the hospital!”
Title: Toronto Raptor fail
Post by: Pangaea on September 16, 2010, 12:06:09 AM
Following his entry into Hell, Barney was sentenced to doing this for all eternity.
Title: Toronto Raptor fail
Post by: Nick22 on September 16, 2010, 12:30:25 AM
why is betty bop a cheerleader and i'm doing this?
Title: Toronto Raptor fail
Post by: Petrie. on September 16, 2010, 08:46:52 PM
Help.....me....please!  Now.  Soon.

(nobody was helpin' the poor guy out!) :(
Title: Toronto Raptor fail
Post by: Pangaea on September 17, 2010, 11:30:42 PM
Sharptooth seldom talks about his first job…
Title: Toronto Raptor fail
Post by: WeirdRaptor on September 20, 2010, 12:05:47 AM
Raptor: "I swear to drunk I'm not God!"
Title: Toronto Raptor fail
Post by: Pangaea on September 20, 2010, 12:38:07 AM
So that's where they got the idea for the name of Red Claw's second fast biter cohort! :p
Title: Toronto Raptor fail
Post by: TITANOSAUR on September 20, 2010, 01:35:29 AM
Raptor: "Oh-ho, Here I come, haha oh, Yeah Here I co---Oh No!!!" *Thud*
Title: Toronto Raptor fail
Post by: metadude1234 on September 24, 2010, 08:10:29 PM
Guy in suit: Oh noes! *thud*
guy in crowd: i think he just s*** himself?
guy in crowd over the otherside: " "
Referee: " "
Everyone there: " "
Title: Toronto Raptor fail
Post by: Littlefoot505 on January 27, 2018, 04:11:07 PM
Quote from: Ptyra on Sep 4 2010, 12:28:58 AM
If you find yourself laughing hard, I recommend a nice, tall, cold glass of ice water.
BAD idea!! I would've spit the water all over my laptop and destroyed it. Also, the warranty just expired on it.
Title: Toronto Raptor fail
Post by: rhombus on January 28, 2018, 12:47:00 AM
Quote from: Pangaea on Sep 19 2010, 11:38:07 PM
So that's where they got the idea for the name of Red Claw's second fast biter cohort! :p
To this very day Thud does not dare tell his son about how his father earned his pack name.  :p
Title: Toronto Raptor fail
Post by: Sneak on January 28, 2018, 07:54:41 AM
lol, his tail became sad too. XD
Title: Re: Toronto Raptor fail
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 08, 2020, 03:34:29 PM
Announcer: In the face!!!’