The Gang of Five
Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Land Before Time Captions => Topic started by: Dima02 on May 29, 2010, 11:14:16 PM
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(http://lh6.ggpht.com/_qd0fIb3l590/TAHXgTC7lWI/AAAAAAAAAGY/Yhgc0iSOT0w/s576/Guido.jpg)
Captions Away...
NO! NO! NO! :anger :anger :anger
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You ated all the treestars!?!
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This will be the last time Cera says something "mean" about Uncle Pterano. It will lead to an even bigger RL trolling.
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Petrie: "First Spike eated all Ducky's special treestars, now mine? Me mad, grrr."
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Petrie: "Who you calling puny?! Me crack a can of whoopa** on yo tail!"
Cera (offscreen): "And I thought I was mean after a beer or two."
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Petrie: *RAAAAGGEEEEQUUIIITTTTT*
(entire universe blows up)
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Petrie: What you mean Uncle Pterano no come back after 5 cold times?
Cera: *Note: Playing prank* Yeah! I just got word they sentenced him to another 5 cold times!
Petrie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Petrie (to Thicknose): "What you mean me fail English?! Me no fail English EVERRRRRRR!"
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*after receiving the news that the LBT office is closing*
Petire: “WHAT?!!! Where the guy who got idea to use Yellow Bellies in last movie? Me gonna strangle him (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=6523)!” :anger
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Petrie is trying out for the Italian Opera, being one of the characters of "Don Juan".
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Petrie Smash!
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*After Cera gives Petrie some Anger Management advice*
Petrie: "Ya son of a *censored*! I oughtta kick ya in the nuts!"
Littlefoot: "What?! Cera's advice was to act like Cartman?!"
Ducky: "Cartman's her hero. He is, he is."
Cera (nearby): "Ow! Spike, if you hit me with that mother*censored* thing again I'ma kick yo *censored*!"
Littlefoot: :slap
Ducky: :rolleyes:
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“Everybody stop makin’ jokes about me bad grammar! Me know it bad, but me got no choice! Me contract says me have to talk this way!”
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Petrie as Rage Guy:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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Petrie's response to (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZkcoB7RiMg) LBT Rule 34, inter-species pairings, and what-not.
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"What you mean you make recipe book for cooking flyers?! What about our rights?!"
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“WHAT?!!! What you mean Uncle Pterano no show up in TV series?!” :! :anger
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Petrie tries to scare off a very angry bear.
Littlefoot whispers to Cera: "I wonder when he will realize that the bear can't even see him."
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Petrie... LAAAAZZZZEEEEERRRR!
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me not want to go to bed!
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Petrie's explosion at the song writer for the last three movies and TV series
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Petrie (to Grosvenor): "If me get sit on by Spike one more time...!"
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What? We've got to sing it again?! If we have to sing Oops Eeps one more time......this job doesn't pay nearly enough!
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WHY ARE UNCLE AND MEAN FLIERS ALWAYS DANCING TOGETHER!?
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"What? Me must take speaking lessons. Me speak good. Me no need speaking lessons"
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“Me no care if first take no look good; me NOT flying over booming Smokey Mountain again!!!” :angry:
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"Me no need sleep time. Me fully awake."
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“Guido, you crazy?! You take off that jetpack and climb down cliff right now!!!”
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"In next movie director want us to do line dancing and singing? That stupidist idea me hear."
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Petrie addresses all the LBT haters and hatefics on the Web.
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I can guess Petrie's thinking:
"MO TOOK MY FISH! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL HIM: STAY OUT OF MY POND! THEIR MY FISH! NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO EAT? CRABS?"
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Petrie: ME FIRING ME LAZOR!!
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Petrie: “No, Littlefoot! No! You not show enough emotion in last scene! And how many times me gotta tell ya to not let voice change?! C’mon, we gotta do ënother take!”
Cera (off-screen): “Whose idea was it to have Petrie direct the fourteenth movie?” <_<
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"Who ate all the pies?! Who ate all the pies?!"
(Ask me in my "Ask Me" topic if you want to know where I got that quote from.)
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Me mad admin Adam makes me be no avatar yet!
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"Are you implying that I shall have to continue to talk like a four year old suffering from near-complete retardation for all of thirteen movies and one series? I AM A SHAKESPEARIAN ACTOR!!! I demand some dues in this respect! I refuse to be abased in such a way! The very idea is humiliating! My reputation will be ruined!"
Agent: "You're under contract. Get to work, puppet."
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NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I SAID NO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SPIKE GET AWAY FROM MY TREESTARRS! NOW!
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Petrie: “Spike! That melon for me family’s dinner! You drop it right now!”
*THUD!*
Petrie: “Lemme rephrase that…” :wacko
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Looks like his best impression of Godzilla.
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^ :idea
“Me Rodan! RAAAAAW! RAAAAAAAW!”
(I don’t remember what Rodan sounds like. :oops)
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Petrie prepares to fire his lazar.
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Petrie: WHAT!!!!! I have am going to be voiced by Jim Cummings in LBTXIV?!!!!???!! I don't want to sound like Rinkus!
Three hours later...
Petrie: That the last time you bury me mother in mud!!!!!!!!!! (http://www.gangoffive.net/index.php?topic=8102) NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!!
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“Why Petrie always called ëpterodactyl’ in LBT promotional material? Friends get scientific names like ëTriceratops’ and ëStegosaurus’, but me just ëpterodactyl’! Me a Pteranodon! Me want species denomination like friends!”
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“Hey, imaginary friend was director's idea, not mine! No blame me for actin' weird in ninth movie!”
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“WHAT?! You mean to tell me that, ever since the first sequel, my grammar’s been inconsistent with my grammar in the original movie?! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SOONER?!”
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Petrie: DON'T FRIGGIN GO IN MY CLOSET!!!!!!!
Reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeedlLL9WpU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeedlLL9WpU) at 4:21-4:25
:lol Katara... :lol "DON'T FRIGGIN GO IN MY CLOSET!!!!" :lol
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Petrie: What do you mean no more Land Before Time movies?! :anger
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I'm mad at me mom for not letting me do anything.
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Petrie: THAT IS THE SECOND TIME CHOMPER TRIED TO EAT ME!!!!!!!
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This is the late time I let you boss me around.
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*Offscreen* Okay, okay, Petrie, calm down.
Petrie: Calm? ME COMPLETELY CALM!!
*Offscreen* :blink: I, uh, can see that
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Hey Petrie?
"Yes?"
Can't you at least improve your grammar or some...
"WHAT?! IMPROVE ME GRAMMAR?! ME TALK JUST THE WAY ME WANT TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Okay, okay. calm down!
"Calm down?! CALM DOWN?!!!! ME CALM DOWN ALRIGHT!!!!!!!!!"
Alright! Sheesh.
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Petrie's audition for the baritone part of Carmen went surprisingly well
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Never discuss the stuff on Rule 34 to Petrie...this will be his response.
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Me hungry. Give me food
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Petrie: "NO ATTACK ME CITIES OR ME QUITTING!!!"
(I wonder who gets that reference :lol)