Pterano: "Oh, Petrie, what should I do? I took this long journey upon me to find a partner to build a new life out here in the Mysterious Beyond but none of the female even had a look for me. What is wrong with me? I know I can be very convincing and I'm very knowledgeble with how to word myself. Are my flirts really that bad? Or am I just too old to compete against these upstarts? It is disheartening, my nephew..."
Petrie (tired from being up all night to assist his uncle in the "courtship" process): "Maybe you old fart but me like you as you be. But now Petrie wanna sleeeeeeeeeeep..." *yawns*