Three wishes

[oogaboo]

If you found a magic lamp or whatever other mystical...thing that can grant 3 wishes what would those wishes of yours be? It can be something serious or just plain silly.  I'll tell you mine.
*Jeopardy theme plays*  :unsure: ........................

1. I wish for unlimited supply of Awesome sauce! (Sauce that makes me totally Awesome!)

2. I wish to have Unlimited supply of money, honey, and chocolate bunnies with my buddies!  I should be a rapper...

3. And finally, I wish i had no bills to pay.

  on your list, my peoples!

[Dash The Longneck]

1. I'd wish to be 20 years old again and never age.

2. I'd wish for 900 trillion dollars

3. I'd wish to be the starting center fielder for the New York Yankees(with that Wish I guess I'd have wish for baseball skills as well.  )

 

[Vek]

Genie: Master ! I can grant you 3 wishes, whatever you want !

Me: Whatever ?

Genie: Indeed ! My powers have no limit !

Me: Ok then, i wish that i want... Unlimited wishes.

Genie: ...

[Mumbling]

^there should be more rules regarding wishes.

Wish 1: I wish no people would cheat another person out of property or hurt their feelings by cheating to them in some way.

Wish 2: I wish I could live with Tim without having the money to worry about.

Wish 3: I wish I had all the time to read whatever book I want to read. Reading is a lovely way to kill time

[pokeplayer984]

As I have seen with any show or movie that involves genies, there are limits to what can be wished for and what cannot.  Genies follow 3 fundamental rules.

1. They cannot grant more wishes.

2. They cannot grant anything that is a normal part of life. (Love, Hate, Birth, Death, Hope, Peace, etc.) We're talking wishes here.  Not miracles.

3. Only their master can free them from their curse.

So, since those are the three fundamental rules for genies, that's what our rules will be.

Sound fair?

Then let's begin.

My three wishes.

1. I wish to have so much money that I never have to work a day in my life.

For now, I'm going to think about the other two.  I'll ask for them when I'm ready.

[Adder]

1) For The Land Before Time to continue
2) For Tremors 5 to come out (D*** universal for not wanting to film it!)
3) For universal to give the rights for Tremors over to Stampede Entertainment, so Tremors 5 can be released.

(I've got a lot more than this, but it's only 3, so...)

[The Great Valley Guardian]

Hmm...

1. Financial wealth for the rest of my natural life.

And... the other two will be added when I think of them.

[StarfallRaptor]

Hmm...for mine...
1) Definitely financial wealth
2) A chance to go back in time and correct my mistakes
3) A world without hatred, misery, greed, or anything else like that.

[pokeplayer984]

Okay, here's my second wish.

I wish that Barney NEVER existed.

Come on!  This was in the back of everyone's mind.

[MrDrake]

Genie: So master, what do want with your three wishes?

Me: Let's see here, first wish, a Big Mac from McDonalds, second wish, a 1L bottle of Code Red Mountain Dew....and my third wish....a yo-yo

Genie: *facepalms*

[Mirumoto_Kenjiro]

^Could've had a V8?  No, I need to stop facepalming myself because that's what's doing the brain damage...


Hmm, what would my wishes be?

1.  Continuous financial wealth to sustain my family's future and my collections.

2.  The ability to visit every place in the world.  (Including popping up in Bin Laden's cave to flip him the birdie and drop off a grenade on my way out.)

3.  I'll think about it...

[aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato)]

^ I wholeheartedly approve of those wishes, MrDrake

I'd be really hesitant to wish anything major, in case it turns out to be a Jerkass Genie who twists my words around. They'd probably be something along Drake's lines.

[guidolover]

I wish for .....

1 .GUIDO !!!  

2 . to be a dino like GUIDO !!

3 . to marry GUIDO !!      


what do you think of my wishes ?

[Belmont2500]

Hmm...for mine...
1) Definitely financial wealth
2) A chance to go back in time and correct my mistakes
3) A world without hatred, misery, greed, or anything else like that.

That's basically the things I would wish for.

[LBTLover1]

I wish for .....

1 .GUIDO !!!   

2 . to be a dino like GUIDO !!

3 . to marry GUIDO !

I agree, except since I'm a guy, I wouldn't want to marry Guido.  The third one would probably be to have GUIDO as an extreme BFF.

[bushwacked]

1. Enough money to last a lifetime

2. A Portal gun

3. More money

[Bruton the Iguanodon]

1. UNCUT LBT 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't think of anything else right now.