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Episode 7. If you like this fanfic for the comedy, you'll  LOVE this episode, especially the ending. (You won't see it coming.)

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TOTAL DRAMA VALLEY Episode 7: Big Trouble on Big Water

That night, at the Fighting Flatteeth Boys’ cabin, Littlefoot, Chomper, and Nod were chatting. “Nod….I’m surprised,” Littlefoot commented. “You seem much nicer than Hyp or Mutt,” “Yeah, I noticed that too,” added Chomper. “Well, I never really enjoyed hanging out with thoise two much,” Nod admitted. “I don’t really like being a bully, I don’t make many friends that way.” “We’ll be your friends,” Chomper smiled. “Thanks,” replied Nod.

THE NEXT MORNING…..

“AH-CHOO!” Cera and Myra sneezed. Having spent the longest in the freezer, it wasn’t surprising that these to girls caught colds. “You don’t sound too good Cera, you don’t, you don’t,” Ducky commented. “Good observation,” Cera replied sarcastically. Ali felt bad for Myra being sick, but when it came to Cera.

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Ali: If she’s going to stay in the game, I might as well enjoy her misery.

Breakfast came. “You know, me mom knows a good cure for colds,” Petrie said to the two sick dinos. “What is I---ah-choo-it?” Cera sighed. Petrie laughed nervously. “Something me don’t have on hand right now,” he chuckled. The threehorn and fast biter sighed.

Chomper looked around. “Where’s our water?” he asked. “We ran outta it for today’s show,” Chef explained. “So deal with it solider!” “Ok,” Chomper replied nervously. But he was getting thirsty.

Chris then appeared “Before I explain your next challenge, let me introduce the next camper from the future: Bridgette!” A girl with light blonde hair and a light blue shirt walked in. “Hello there,” she smiled. “Hello Bridgette, I’m Ali,” Ali smiled. “Cool, a brontosaurus,” Bridgette replied.

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Littlefoot: She looks nicer than that Noah guy.

Chomper was looking around for something to drink, this sharptooth was thirsty! Chomper walked into the staff’s services room. He then saw lots of bottles with liquid in them. Since all the dinos knew how to read and write now, he proceeded to read it. “Ko….la?” he said, confused, but he grabbed one of the bottles, ripped it open with his claws, and drank the substance.

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Chomper: That was tasty! And, I feel more wide awake for some reason…

Chomper got back outside just as Chris was explaining the challenge: “Ok dudes, your challenge will be to build a raft for each team, and race it from this starting point to the lagoon over there. The course will take you through both the Great Valley and the Mysterious beyond, for your information.” “What’s a raft?” asked Ruby.

Bridgette chuckled a bit. “A raft is something you build that allows you to stay floating on water.” she explained. “That sounds fun,” Petrie commented. “Before arriving here, Bridgette has decided to assist the Fighting Flatteeth in this challenge,” Chris said

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Shorty: Of course. The girl sides with the team with more girls.

BULDING THE RAFTS portion of the challenge:

Guido, Itchy, Ruby, and Rory were building the Super Sharpteeth’s raft, while Rita, Chomper, Ali, and Nod handled the Fighting Flateeth’s. Each team was given five logs for the main material to make the rafts. “I got it,” Littlefoot suggested. “Let’s tie them together with tree vines!” Everyone like this suggestion. “Not ba---CHOO!” Cera sneezed. She and Myra’s colds would probably last the remainder of the day.

Ruby and Rory got the vines for their raft, while Bridgette was assisting her team in that department. “I never knew dinosaurs could talk,” she commented. “This is the one of the most incredible experiences of my life.” “Yeah, seeing a threehorn is an awesome sight,” Cera bragged. The remaining 8 members of her team sighed.

Petrie flew over to Tera. “Me have a question for you Tera,” he began. “Where did you come from? Me never saw you in the Great Valley.” Ters was silent. “I don’t want to talk about it,” Tera commented. “But why?” Petrie asked. “Nevermind,” Tera said sternly.

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Tera: Look, I hope everyone here and all you viewers can accept the fact I don’t like talking about my past, OK?

Chris walked over to the teams. “These rafts look awe-some!” he said. “5 minutes until the big race begins.” Chomper was thirsty again. “Maybe I should grab some of those ko-las for the challenge,” he thought, and ran back inside, grabbing some bottles. When he got back, he hid the bottles in one of the log’s holes. The teams were given several big branches.

“We can use these to steer the rafts,” Bridgette explained. The teams + Bridgette got on the vehicles. “At the sound of the shot, GO!” Chris explained. “3…2…1….BANG!” another flyer suddenly fell to the ground. “I just have no luck with these things,” he laughed.

The rafts took off. The fast water was unusually fast. “All right!” cheered Shorty. “Your team’s going down, bro!” he called to Littlefoot. “Don’t count your hatchlings before they hatch Shorty,” Littlefoot taunted back. Bridgette smiled. “Pretty smooth ride. Reminds me of surfing back in the future,” she said.

Shorty, Rory, and Petrie were rowing the SS team’s raft, as was Guido. “The water’s calm here,” Shorty commented. “What say we push Guido in, shall we.” Petrie and Rory nodded with a little evil smile. Guido was just sitting there, humming a tune, when Shorty snuck up.

“Surprise geek,” he laughed, and knocked Guido off the raft. “AGH!” called Guido, trying to keep above the water. “That’s night funny guys,” Tera commented, flying off and grabbing Guido. “Me sorry,” Petrie admitted. Tera liked Petrie, so she only said,” That’s OK.”

As the rafts were going through the Great Valley, the players could see some of their fans. Lots of longnecks were rooting for Ali, Shorty, or Littlefoot. Threehorns were cheering on Cera, flyers were cheering for Guido and Petrie. “Looks like even dinosaurs like TV,’ Bridgette commented.

Chomper reached under one of the gaps in the logs and grabbed one of the sodas. “What’s that Chomper?” Rita asked. “It’s called a kola,” Chomper replied. “It’s a tasty human drink. Want some?” “No thanks,” Rita replied, and gave Chomper a hug.

Itchy looked over at the trio of Petrie, Rory, and Shorty, who were still laughing at Guido. “h, those guys remind me of…” he began to say. “Who?” asked Ruby suddenly. “Oh, no one,” Itchy replied nervously. Ruby gave him a suspicious glanc, but resumed rowing the raft.

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Guido: What makes me such a target for being picked on, huh? My lack of good flying, my odd voice, what?

The two teams were entering a tunnel. “I think this is where the Mysterious Beyond portion of the fast water starts,” Rory said to his team. “cool,” called Myra. “You think we’ll see other sharpteeth we know?” asked Myra from the FF raft. The others gulped. “Don’t worry guys, since even sharpteeth get the show, they won’t attack or try to eat you,” Chomper explained.

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Chomper: Not all sharpteeth are mindless killers. I know what a mindless killer is. (Brief pause.) coughDoc-cough

And Chomper was right, some sharpteeth kids were watching the challenge from the side, cheering on (in the sharptooth language) either Chomper, Rita, Rory, or Myra. “Hey guys,” Chomper and Rita roared back.

Eventually the two rafts reached a fork in the fast water. “Oh great, which way to go?! Ac-choo?!” Cera sneezed. There were two paths: one leading into a cave, the other, under several rocky arches. Itchy suddenly looked like he had an idea.

“Take those caves, they’re a shortcut I know!” “You sure?” asked Shorty. “Trust me,” Itchy replied. The Fighting Flatteeth took the opposite path. “This time period’s pretty neat,” Bridgette complimented.

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Nod: I haven’t even known this human for half a day, and I already think she’s better than Hyp or Mutt.

Tippy walked over to Ali. “Tippy found the oddest thing last night,” she said. “What is it Tippy?” Ali asked. “Tippy found a rock…shaped like a heart,” she explained. Ali smiled. “That means someone likes you, “ Ali teased, but Tippy looked confused. “But Spike has already been voted off, so who gave this to Tippy?” she asked again.

“Good point Tippy,” Littlefoot commented.

As the Super Sharpteeth were going through the caves, Rhett looked concerned. “You sure this is a shortcut Itchy?” he asked. “I’m sure, Ive been here before,” Itchy replied. “When?” asked Ruby, suspicious. “Uh, some time ago….when I was looking for bugs,” Itchy replied.

Back on the FF raft, Myra noticed something odd. “Is it just me,” she began, wiping her nose “Or are we going unusually faster?” The group soon saw why: they were heading straight for a whirlpool. “Row back!” yelled Bridgette, but Chomper had slipped off the raft. “Chomper!” Littlefoot and Rita screamed.

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Rita: I love Chomper more than anything else, I’ not just stand there and watch him potentially drown!

Bridgette had an idea. She untied one of the vines holding up the raft (but just one so the raft wouldn’t come apart, and held it over the edge. “Grant on, rex dude!” she called to the spiraling Chomper. Rita and Litttlefoot assisted her in this. Chomper managed to summon his sharptooth strength and grab the vine. “Hold on, we’ll get you to safety,” Littlefoot said.

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Littlefoot: Chomper’s still one of my closet friends, I had to help him.

Chomper managed to get pulled back on to the raft. “That part’s good guys,” Tippy began, “BUT HOW ARE TIPPY AND EVERYONE ELSE GONNA GET OUT OF THIS SPINNING WATER?!” Bridgette thought of a plan. “If all of us row at once, if we can row fast enough, we’ll be able to get outta here!”

Chomper suddenly felt odd. He felt like this since he first drank the sodas. He suddenly felt like he had the energy to hunt down and take down a grownup longneck. “Gimme a branch,” he said very fast. Cera did, and Chomper started rowing so fast, his arms had more power than the whirlpool! The raft managed to get to safety. “Woo hoo! All right!” Go Chomper!” the Fighting Flatteeth cheered. But then they noticed Chomper had fallen asleep. “I know what that was,” Bridgette smiled, eying the soda bottles. “A sugar rush. It gives human temporary bursts of energy, but it makes you completely crash afterwards. He shouldn’t have more soda,” “Gotcha,” Rita nodded in reply.

The Super Sharpteeth, meanwhile, after so much time, had finally made it out of the caves. “What did I tell you?” Itchy laughed. “There’s the finish line.” Guido looked ahead. “Yeah….and there’s the other team about to cross it!” he panicked. “Huh?!” all 8 of the dinos went in unison. It was too late to row faster as the Fighting Flatteeth crossed the finish line. “The Fighting Flatteeth win!” Chris called with his megaphone. “All right!” cheered cera, and was about to give Myra a Hi-5, but then they scoffed at each other.

“You cost us the game,” Shorty said to Itchy angrily. “You’re going down!”

THE BONFIRE CEREMONY….

Chris came up with the plates of sweet bubbles. “What a day it’s been, eh dudes?” he commented, watching Nod carrying a still snoozing Chomper back to the Fighting Flatteeth boys’ cabin. “The good news is, I had a great lunch today. The bad news is: one of you is going home tonight through the Tunnel of Shame, and you can’t come back, ever. You’ve all cast your ballots in the Confession Cam.”

Everyone looked nervous. “The first sweet bubble of the night goes to Tera,” Tera grinned and flew over. “Next….Petrie….Rhett….Ruby….Guido…Rory…” The 5 teammates all collected their prize, Rory of course throwing his away, since it tasted terrible to sharpteeth. “Shorty, Itchy, down to you,” Chris commented.

“The final sweet bubble goes to…….” But before Chris could say who, he and the dinos heard massive and fast footsteps coming from the Tunnel of Shame. All of a sudden, a big belly dragger appeared.

“Icky!” yelled the belly dragger. “I know that’s you! You didn’t think I’d find you here, huh?! You think disguising your voice and coloring your feathers a different color could fool me?!” The flyer flew up. “Dang it Dil! I thought I had gotten rid of you! You’re even worse than this leafeater food I had to eat. I’m outta here!!” Icky flew high into the sky. “YOU GET BACK HERE!” Dil yelled, running back through the Tunnel of Shame.

“Well, that takes care of that,” Chris commented. “Night everyone,” he said, while Shorty, Guido, Tera, Ruby, Rory, Rhett, and Petrie just sat there wide-eyed at what had just happened.

NEXT EPISODE: The 16 remianing players enter a Lyoko-like VR world where they must try to devirtualize each other, Cera tries to make Myra’s life miserable, and Myra meanwhile develops her relationship with Rory.

"A close friend," Rita said to Longtail. Chomper was blushing some much you think he would turn red completely, but he smiled and hugged his girlfriend....I mean Rita back. "I'm ready when you are," Rita smiled

(FYI, I'm adding my t-rex OC, Rita, From Sharptooth Valley and TDV.)

"Wait for me!" they heard a female voice call. Chomper recognized it. "Hey Rita," he smiled. Rita rushed up and gave Chomper a BIG hug. Rita liked Chomper a lot, you could dsay she was crazy about him. "Could I come with you guys? I couldn't stand a long time without Chomper."

Chomper looked at Longtail, a little concerned by his silence. But he decided to ignore those feelings for now. "Hey, does anybody know ow far is Longtail's home from here?

"I"m sure you will be," Redclaw smiled. "Let's hit the trail," Chomper smiled, starting to walk

(If you like pairings, this next chapter is for you J

Chapter 21: They Call It Sharptooth Love Part 1

Petrie, still suffering from his injuries, was lying down in his family’s nest. “These past days have been really stinking,” he complained. For almost two weeks now, he was barely able to move, let alone fly.  Eventually, his mother came by. “You have to cheer up Petrie,” Tera advised her son. “Mr. Belly Dragger says you should be better in about another week or so.” “Thanks,” said Petrie.  Tera sighed, she wanted her son to be able to do things despite the fact he was temporarily handicapped. “I know,” she said eventually, “I heard your friends are going to be hanging at the waterhole, I’m sure your uncle would be willing to fly you down there. “Well, Pterano is blaming himself about all this, ëm positive you’re right about that mom,” Petrie chuckled, a bit jealous watching his siblings flying around the valley.

Meanwhile, Littlefoot was still catching up with old times with his family. “So what brings you guys back to the Great Valley?” the young rex asked.  Well, we heard from a fast biter we met that the Time of the Great Giving was coming up, so we thought it would be the perfect time to see you again,” Tyran explained. Littlefoot nodded. Shorty and Littlefoot each looked at each other, smiling. “Shorty likes Ali?” Littlefoot said mentally. “Littlefoot likes Ali?” Shorty thought. Well, she likes me more,” they both thought at the same time.  “Well, you two boys probably have a lot of catching up to do, so your father and I will let you have some alone time,” Saura said. “Thanks mom,” the brothers replied, and walked off. “I can’t believe this,” they both thought. “I wonder what this jerk’s thinking right now.”  They both gave each other a smile that the other could tell was fake. “So, what’s new bro?” Shorty asked.

Meanwhile, Ruby was walking around Sharptooth’s cave, practicing the occasional pounce or two. When Sharptooth came by, he gave a little laugh. “If that’s what your like when no one else ia around, I’d hate to be a leafeater,” Sharptooth said sarcastically. “Oh, give me a break will ya?” Ruby chuckled. “You know I’m one of the best hunters in the fast biter class,” “You’re right there,” Sharptooth replied, but noticed Ruby looking odd. “Anything the matter?” the big rex asked the young velociraptor. “Hey Sharptooth…” Ruby began to say, “Have you ever cared deeply for someone?” Sharptooth briefly misunderstood the question. “Well, I care for you, all your friends and the Valley residents, but….”  Ruby explained more. “You know, it’s weird. Whenever I’m hanging with my friends…..no, mostly when I’m hanging with Chomper, I get this weird feeling in my stomach. It feels like I ate something bad, but at the same time….it feels good…” It only took Sharptooth a brief moment to realize what she was saying.

AT THE WATERHOLE…..

Chomper, Cera, Spike, and Ducky were the only members of the gang there presently.  “Wonder where everyone is?” Chomper asked. “Who cares, looks like we got the whole water hole to ourselves,” Cera smirked. “You have a point there Cera, you do, you do,” Ducky laughed, doing several jumps out from below the water, an impressive sight, although Cera, Chomper, and Spike got soaked. “Could you try to be less extreme with the splashes please?” Cera said. “I am sorry Cera, it’s just that I always found Petrie’s stunts really amazing, I did, I did,” Ducky smiled. Chomper laughed. “Oh great, now we got a swimming version of Petrie,” he laughed. “But haven’t you noticed Ducky; being stuck in water really limits your ability to do many tricks,” Cera informed.  “I know,” Ducky admitted. “But these are pretty cool.”  Spike meanwhile, was just happilt swimming around.

Spike had swam a little distance off from everyone else, and somebody had caught eye of him. This certain someone went mostly underwater, her eyes being the only part sticking out of the surface. Slowly but surely, she began secretly swimming up on Spike….

(Once again, insert theme from Jaws here.)

Then, the young belly dragger showed her complete form to Spike, but he just smiled happily. It was someone he knew well: Tippy!  “Tippy didn’t know you’d be playing here tonight Spike,” she laughed surprised.  Spike made some noise back, suggesting he was also happy to see her, but of course Tippy couldn’t make them out.  “Great to see you too,” she replied.  Spike looked back and saw that his friends had already seen Tippy, so it was Ok if he wanted to go play with her. “Hey Spike, follow Tippy,” Tippy said, swimming in one diection, Spike following. “Tippy just found the coolest thing in the water today, and Tippy wants to show it to Spike,”  Spike looked quite intrigued: eating and having fun were probably his two favorite things in life, his 5th or 6th most favorite thing was also Tippy….

“Love?” Ruby asked in surprise. “You mean what I feel around Chomper is love?” she asked Sharptooth. “Yes Ruby, I know what love is like, and that’s what you’re feeling,” he said, with a smirk saying. “You know I’m right.”   “But I didn’t know you could feel love when you’re young,” Ruby said, “I thought it was something only grownups felt,” Sharptooth let out a happy sigh. “Oh Ruby, Ruby, Ruby,” he said in a father-ish voice. “For someone as intelligent as you, you still have a lot to learn in life.”  “Like what?” Ruby asked. “While, sometimes even sharpteeth as young as you have these feelings towards another sharptooth,” Sharptooth explained. “While, I have kissed him  a few times, but…” Ruby stopped, Sharptooth grinning right after the 4th word in her sentence. “So you do care deeply for him, don’t you?” Sharptooth smiled. “Yeah, I guess..” Ruby finally admitted with a smile. “I mean, he’s very cool and he’s always been nice to me,” she explained.

Up in the sky, Pterano was giving Petrie a ride on his back.  “Where to nephew?” he asked. “The waterhole, uncle,” Petrie said. “Understood,” replied the flying sharptooth. “When you want to come back to the nest, just let out a roar, and I’ll come back for you,” he instructed. “Got it,” Petrie replied. Pterano got sight of Chomper, Cera, and Ducky, and flew to the ground. “Hi guys,” Petrie waved. “Petrie!” Chomper and Ducky said happily.  “We made this for you while we waiting,” said Chomper, and he pointed to some leaves and branches that he and Cera stuck together. “You can use it to float on the water without sinking,” Chomper explained. “Really?” Cool,” replied Petrie. “Guess what Petrie,” Cera said, thinking he would laugh at what she was about to tell him, “While we were waiting for you, we saw Ducky doing some stunts of her own.” Petrie looked at Ducky, and smiled. “That sounds awesome, show me what you got.” Ducky nodded, then swam underwater, and then with all her might leaped into the air.

Shorty and Littlefoot were still chatting, each with Ali on their minds. “So, how’s hunting been?” Shorty asked. “Good. Chomper and I are among the best in the hunting class,” Littlefoot replied, trying to remain to small talk. “While, I managed to take down an adult spiketail all by myself,” Shorty bragged. “Boy, was Ali impressed…” that finally made Littlefoot stop pretending.  “Where did you meet Ali?” he asked. “When me, mom, and dad visited the Land of Mists,” Shorty explained. “Did she mention me?” Littlefoot questioned.  “No, I didn’t tell her that you and me were brothers.” “I’m sure if she knew that she would’ve mentioned that she already likes me,” Littlefoot grinned. Shorty frowned angrily.  “No way, she totally liked me more than you,” the rex said confidentally. “Why would she? Ali is the type of dinosaur who likes really nice people, which is a little more than I can say about you.”  “Well, I’m least I’m more brave and tough,” Shorty retorted. “Take that back,” Littlefoot grunted.

Tippy and Spike meanwhile were almost at the place Tippy mentioned earlier. “Tippy can’t wait to show Spike this,” she said in anticipation.  The two belly draggers eventually arrived at their destination:  a decent-sized circular-shaped part of the waterhole with a whirlpool spiraling in the center! Spike looked nervous, but Tippy soon calmed him down. “Don’t worry Spike,” Tippy comforted, “Tippy’s done this several times before, there’s nothing to worry about, watch.” Tippy swam under the water. It was about only 8 feet deep, so they weren’t at any risk of drowning, but then the cool part came: If you swam into the whirlpool, it was a pretty AWESOME ride. “Ya hoo!” Tippy cheered as she was spun around, this was an experience for a dinosaur like a waterslide was for a human.  Spike made some happy grunts and quickly swam forward, joining Tippy in the fun.

Chomper was wondering where Ruby was.  “I wonder why Ruby hasn’t shown up,” he asked, thinking about her. “Everything’s better when she’s around,” Chomper quickly put his hands over his mouth, but luckily Cera misunderstood this comment. “What do you mean when she’s around? If I’m around, anything’s better,” Cera bragged. “Thank goodness for over-inflated egos,” he thought thankfully. “Rock jump!” Chomper cheered, and jumped into the waterhole in the style a human would do a cannon ball. “Careful, will ya?” Petrie asked, holding onto the makeshift flotation device. “I don’t wanna drown.” “Sorry Petrie,” Chomper smiled back.  Ducky began swimming several laps around the area the gang was gathered at, Petrie watching her all the while.  “That’s great Ducky,” he smiled. “It is Petrie, yup yup yup,” Ducky replied whenever her mouth wasn’t underwater.  Chomper was doing some backstrokes, he had gotten swimming lessons from Ducky in both this and the previous reality, and they had had a great pay-off, there was never a repeat of the incident where he nearly drowned. (See The Mysterious Island and the episode The Missing Fast-Water Adventure.)

Shorty and Littlefoot kept arguing. “I’m am more Ali’s type,” Shorty said. “No I am,” Littlefoot said back.  “Well, let’s just ask her who she likes more next time we see her,” Shorty said sarcastically.  Then, the brothers started calming down. They realized how dumb they were acting over a girl.  “We shouldn’t let this get so important Shorty,” Littlefoot said. Shorty started smiling. “Yeah, I shouldn’t have brought this up bro,” he said. “Truce?” Littlefoot said, holding out his hand. “Truce,” replied Shorty, and the two sharpteeth shook hands. “Now let’s go find my friends and play,” Littlefoot smiled. But just as they were about to leave……

“Shorty? Littlefoot? I haven’t seen you guys for a while!” The brothers turned around.

It was Ali.

(Hope you liked the pairings, wonder how the Ali love triangle will end. Sorry if Littlefoot was a bit OOC. Anyway, read and review!)

"That sounds good," Chomper smiled. "Lead the way."

"You callin me slow?" Redclaw chuckled

"Ok, I'll tell you what I want you to do for me when I think of it," Redclaw laughed.

Chomper saw Longtail. "Wait for us," he called to his friend

"There's nothing embarrassing about getting help from a friend," Tyra smiled.

"Yeah, I guess I'm technically your friend," Redclaw chuckled