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Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Animation => Topic started by: Spartanguy88 on September 09, 2009, 10:18:22 AM

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: Spartanguy88 on September 09, 2009, 10:18:22 AM

(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f319/invisiblegorilla/Homer_President_resized2.jpg)

Homer: *Holding a bunch of balloons* I hope this works... *Walks up to Barack Obama* These are for you if you let me be the President of the United States.

Obama: Well... I already have some balloons; but they're not this nice. Deal!
*Takes balloons and walks off*

Homer: Sucker.

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: DualXz on September 09, 2009, 10:25:20 AM

Homer: "Now to relax, and make Lisa do all the work"

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: Noname on September 10, 2009, 02:07:57 PM

Just call me president... Hobama!

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on September 10, 2009, 05:33:33 PM

Historians later agreed that Simpson would never have won the presidency had Bush not ran against him for a third term.

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: Noname on September 10, 2009, 06:21:34 PM

It took him only 5 minutes to destroy the entire country... and 10 minutes to end the world!

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: Petrie. on September 10, 2009, 06:55:26 PM

"My first act as president is to have "D'oh!" added to all printed dictionaries!"

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on September 10, 2009, 07:43:02 PM

^-- You joke Petrie but the term "D'oh" is actually printed as an official English word in the Oxford Dictionary over here! :DD

Homer: For my first decree, all taxes to be lifted from all beer based products!

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: DualXz on September 10, 2009, 09:04:04 PM

Homer" I hereby declare this day, and all the days, as donut days"
Imaganary Lisa :p :"Dad..."
Homer:"Oh right, and beer day's as well!"
Imaganary Lisa :p : :bang :

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on September 11, 2009, 12:39:29 AM

"As President of the United States of America, I declare no taxes will ever be imposed on junk food and beer again.  In fact, all of that 'Rabbit Food' on the Food Pyramid will be replaced with junk."

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: Nick22 on September 11, 2009, 12:51:44 AM

I hereby declare all beer to be free..

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: Noname on September 11, 2009, 01:00:50 AM

I declare every day of the year to be... Homer Simpson day. An executive order!

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: Spartanguy88 on September 14, 2009, 12:20:08 PM

"My first act as your President is this: I have signed an executive order to have two F-22 Raptors do an air-strike on Ned Flander's flower garden. We have evidence that it is not only a threat to national security, but also because they are so dumb to look at."

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: Noname on September 14, 2009, 11:11:55 PM

Homer: I was elected on the donut party ticket...

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: thebigdeal on September 15, 2009, 09:39:15 AM

Homer: hehehehehe. Gimmie Donuts

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: Noname on September 15, 2009, 07:21:32 PM

Homer: You don't wanna see what happened to the great seal of the USA...

Narrator: You replaced the eagle with a DONUT?!

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: Serris on September 29, 2009, 01:12:26 AM

Homer has just enacted Executive Order F41525, starting a terrible era of oppression for healthy eaters.

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: Noname on October 02, 2009, 02:31:27 AM

Homer Simpson: 1st president to give liberty and donuts to ALL!

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: Spartanguy88 on November 01, 2009, 04:13:04 PM

"In response to the Swine Flu, I will create a new health care plan that is guaranteed to make America both healthier, and immortal. So that way, when the machines from either the Matrix or Terminator start their takeover of Earth, WE WON'T DIE!!!"

Title: President Homer Simpson
Post by: Noname on November 02, 2009, 02:12:49 AM

Homer: I'm about one second away from signing a bill that will keep "The Simpsons" TV show on the air FOREVER!

Title: Re: President Homer Simpson
Post by: StardustSoldier on March 08, 2020, 04:46:30 PM

(https://i.imgur.com/hJbQ3az.jpg)

rofl, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't want this guy for my president. Then again, he can't be any worse than Donald Trump.
:evilsmile

Title: Re: President Homer Simpson
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on March 08, 2020, 06:39:01 PM

Homer: Today I make an order that all donuts be inspected by the President.

Title: Re: President Homer Simpson
Post by: chomper94 on July 13, 2021, 06:46:21 PM

Vote Homer for president.  He’ll make sure everyone gives him a donut every day, OR ELSE!

Title: Re: President Homer Simpson
Post by: pokeplayer984 on July 14, 2021, 05:34:29 AM

Homer Simpson: A Better Choice than Donald Trump!

(Yes, I had to.  I am not ashamed.)

Title: Re: President Homer Simpson
Post by: Gentle Sharptooth on August 06, 2021, 10:22:37 PM

Homer Simpson: My first offical act as president is an executive order instituting donut day, a day when donuts are free. :D