The Gang of Five

Beyond the Mysterious Beyond => Caption This! => Animation => Topic started by: Noname on April 12, 2010, 03:06:27 AM

Title: Master Roshi
Post by: Noname on April 12, 2010, 03:06:27 AM

(http://i909.photobucket.com/albums/ac297/Aristoclestalos/masterroshi.jpg)

And this is supposed to be the great martial arts master of Dragonball fame.  :lol:

Title: Master Roshi
Post by: aabicus (LettuceBacon&Tomato) on April 12, 2010, 03:31:43 AM

Mother (on phone): How did you do in the tournament? Did you knock the socks off the competition?

Roshi: Well...

Title: Master Roshi
Post by: Noname on April 12, 2010, 03:57:14 AM

Master Roshi talks to Goku...

Goku: So, how did the meeting go?

Roshi: Well, son, it wasn't what I thought it would be. It was a lot breezier than usual...

Title: Master Roshi
Post by: MrDrake on April 12, 2010, 04:33:01 AM

Master Roshi: *thinking to self* I knew I shouldn't have bet my pants in the poker game earlier on

Title: Master Roshi
Post by: Noname on April 12, 2010, 05:05:53 AM

Roshi: Well, Gohan, you were right. Vegeta DID scare the pants off of me.

Title: Master Roshi
Post by: Littlefoot1616 on April 12, 2010, 05:57:58 AM

Roshi: Hello? TV Shopping Direct? Yes...I have a slight problem regarding my purchase of the new inviso-trousers I bought the other day...

Title: Master Roshi
Post by: Cancerian Tiger on April 12, 2010, 11:19:35 AM

Me: "I see London, I see France..."

Master Roshi: "Huh?"

*Glances down*

Master Roshi: "D'oh!"

Title: Master Roshi
Post by: MrDrake on April 12, 2010, 06:49:24 PM

Master Roshi: *on the phone to Chi Chi* I don't need no fricken pants! *hangs up* Now....to buy some new pants.....

Title: Master Roshi
Post by: Noname on April 12, 2010, 10:47:05 PM

Roshi: You gotta try it, Goku! Half-clad martial arts is the next big thing!

Title: Master Roshi
Post by: WeirdRaptor on April 16, 2010, 04:14:03 PM

Other End of Line: "Hello, welcome to 1-900-555-NUTT."

Title: Master Roshi
Post by: Ptyra on April 16, 2010, 05:45:01 PM

"What kind of phone psychic are you? I'm not wearing pants without underwear! I'm wearing underwear without pants!"

Title: Master Roshi
Post by: Noname on April 16, 2010, 06:54:09 PM

Bulma, you won't believe what happened to me last night. I was downstairs, hanging a picture on the wall...

(3 hours later)

... and Buu ran off with my pants.

Title: Master Roshi
Post by: Kor on April 16, 2010, 07:07:39 PM

Master Roshi: "Yes, Banner?  How do you hulk out and keep your pants.  I never can get the hang of that.  I keep my coat and shirt.

Title: Master Roshi
Post by: Noname on April 16, 2010, 07:14:55 PM

Roshi: Yes, you should restore the budget for this show, immediately. They need to draw me some pants!