Raptor Squadron

Cyberlizard · **Reply #80 on:** March 01, 2006, 11:29:53 PM

"Good night." says David as he and Cal go back to their cabin.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #81 on:** March 02, 2006, 08:49:16 AM

The next day, Joe returned to find that Max was in the squadron room killing Jar Jar in Halo 2 again. Suddenly, Jar Jar licked his character and the MC fell over dead. The message "WTF? YOU WERE JUST KILLED BY JAR JAR BINKS! WHAT WERE YOU DOING?!"

Cyberlizard · **Reply #82 on:** March 02, 2006, 10:10:23 AM

"Relax, it's just a game, he'll respawn." says David as he shoots a Tinky Winky clone in the chest.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #83 on:** March 02, 2006, 06:46:37 PM

Just then, there was a knock on the door. Joe answered it and Admiral Stoat, the commander of the ship as well as the fleet, standing with a younge Native American man in a pilot uniform.
He said, "This is Sergent Alex THundercloud. He will be replacing Captain Jack Wilson. Take care of him. I'll leave him under your supervision, Colonel McKain."
With that, he left. Just then, there was the sound of Dip#@$& getting his/her guts blown out and squeeling.
Then, some Middle Eastern terrorist popped onto the screen and said with a redneck accent, "HOLY #%@$!" and then, was blown up with a rocket.
Alex looked at the tv and laughed as Barney was fragged with a plasma grenade.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #84 on:** March 02, 2006, 07:21:23 PM

Alex said, "Hello, everyone."

Cyberlizard · **Reply #85 on:** March 02, 2006, 07:25:41 PM

"Oh, hi!" say David as he pauses the game and puts down his controller.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #86 on:** March 02, 2006, 07:29:07 PM

Alex said, "I'm from a Navajo reservation. I'm 19. Hey, let me try that.
He picked up the controller and started killing teletubbies, Barney clones, and Jar Jars. Soon, all of them were defeated and the final boss appeared. Suddenly, Micheal Jackson appeared on the screen and started dancing around.

Cyberlizard · **Reply #87 on:** March 02, 2006, 07:34:55 PM

"I made this game myself, just added on this level a few days ago." says Cal as he shoots at Wacko Jacko with dual SMGs.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #88 on:** March 02, 2006, 08:36:24 PM

After crushing Micheal, Alex said, "So, I would like to see the airplane I will be flying."
Joe said, "Alright, follow me."
They took the stairs up to the hanger deck. Joe led Alex to Jack's old F-14 (he was in an F-18 when he was shot down).
Joe said, "We will have the name on the plane changed to yours. This is your jet now. Try not to screw it up. These babies are getting hard to replace now."
He happened to glance out of the open elevator ports and saw that the sky was full of grey clouds. The sun was still visible but just barely.

Cyberlizard · **Reply #89 on:** March 03, 2006, 12:21:17 AM

"Looks like it's gonna rain." says David

F-14 Ace · **Reply #90 on:** March 03, 2006, 12:28:02 AM

That night, all the pilots were gathered in the dining hall. Max was digging in to his Swiss steak and Joe was finishing up his dinner. It never did rain but the sky was still full of clouds. The weather reports said that the weather would clear up.
Joe said, "Hey, I hear they are sending us on patrol tomorrow night in an area of Peru. THey are involved in the war now too. Hear they produce Marajuana for Mazol."

Cyberlizard · **Reply #91 on:** March 03, 2006, 12:42:47 AM

"Great, another drug dealer? Good god." says Cal.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #92 on:** March 03, 2006, 12:45:45 AM

Max said, "Well, at least hurricane season is over so the weather probably will get better. But it is almost always raining in the rainforest. I mean like, every 10 minutes or so."
Joe said, "Well, just be glad that Charvez Mazol's military sucks. We don't have to worry about any more nukes either."

F-14 Ace · **Reply #93 on:** March 04, 2006, 01:35:33 PM

Max and Joe went to the bow of the carrier. Air operations were closed for the evening so they didn't have to worry about getting hit by launching aircraft.
Max stood up on railing and shouted, "I king of the world!

Joe replied, "Hey, "King of the world", get off there before we get in trouble.
Max climbed down and said, "Oh, man. Kill joy."

Cyberlizard · **Reply #94 on:** March 04, 2006, 01:48:50 PM

Meanwhile, David and Cal are playing the real Halo 2 on Xbox live, when Alex comes in.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #95 on:** March 04, 2006, 01:54:55 PM

Alex asked, "So, who are you killing now?"
He saw Santa Claus kicking Barney in the groin.
Barney said in a nerdy voice, "Ahh, my groin!"
Santa took oput a shotgun and blasted him.

Cyberlizard · **Reply #96 on:** March 04, 2006, 02:11:53 PM

(It's the real Halo 2 they're playing, not the modded disc.) "Damn you're good." says the guy who is playing against them. "Some n00b online." says David.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #97 on:** March 04, 2006, 02:13:09 PM

ALex said, "Watch out for that Covie behind you! Oh, man! it got you! Damn!"

Cyberlizard · **Reply #98 on:** March 04, 2006, 02:15:52 PM

"The n00b is the elite." says Cal as he sneaks up behind him with an energy soward and stabs him.

F-14 Ace · **Reply #99 on:** March 04, 2006, 02:27:50 PM

The nexy night, the squadron was armed and sent on patrol. As they were patroling, an SOS came over the radio.
"Mayday! Mayday! This is Aor Argentina flight 244. Need help ASAP!"
The AWACS responded, "This is AWACS Fire Streak, Air Argentina, please discribe your situation."
The passenger plane replied, "We were fired upon by unmarked fighters. We have lost cabin pressure and had to decend. We are making our way to an airport nearby but are still being persued."
The AWACS oporator replied, "We are sending friendly fighters your way. Raptor Squadron, defend that plane at all costs!"
Joe answered, "Roger!"
Max shouted, 'Those commie bastards! They're attacking a defenceless passenger plane!"
Joe said, "I have visual on the plane up ahead."
The plane said to its attackers, "This is Air Argentina flight 244, we're carrying civillians! Hold fire! Repeat! Hold your fire! We have civillians aboard! Dammit, they're not listening!"
Joe said, "Hold on! I'm comming!"