Things you NEVER want to say to the characters

Noname · **Reply #40 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:09:24 PM

I'll top it.

To Bron: I killed your mate, your son, your mate's parents, and your ENTIRE herd, including Shorty!

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #41 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:16:52 PM

Oh, that's it. I think that I can top it in only one way.

To Bron: I killed your mate, your son, your mate's parents, and your ENTIRE herd, including Shorty! And YOU'RE NEXT!

Noname · **Reply #42 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:28:08 PM

And to make it more dramatic... (this will be my last one on this Bron part)

To Bron: I killed your mate slowly and painfully, I killed your son and ate his flesh, I killed your mates' parents one after the other, letting the female suffer for weeks before ending her miserable existence, I killed shorty and the rest of your herd with chainsaws and a dirty bomb, and will not only kill you, but will take out this entire planet! As for shorty... you will find his head about five kilometers from the rest of him...

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #43 on:** June 27, 2009, 04:56:00 PM

Dang! I can't top that even if I tried. You win.

Littlefoot: I hope you get struck by lightning.

Noname · **Reply #44 on:** June 27, 2009, 05:03:53 PM

Heh. I would have done the same "killed your mate and children, then the world" bit with Topsy, but it is getting old real fast...

To Doc: You're not so tough, mr. Not-so-lone dinosaur.

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #45 on:** June 27, 2009, 09:13:22 PM

^ Agreed.

To Topsy: Man, I wish that you were manlier, you wuss.

Noname · **Reply #46 on:** June 27, 2009, 09:21:32 PM

To Tria: You are so ugly... no wonder Topsy cheats on you! (ouch.)

Drake · **Reply #47 on:** June 27, 2009, 09:27:34 PM

To Chomper: Those aren't your real parents. They were looking for a different sharptooth hatchling and confused you for him.

Noname · **Reply #48 on:** June 27, 2009, 09:35:49 PM

To Chomper's Father: Chomper isn't really your child... your mate cheated on you with that Gigantosaurus! (fifth movie)

To Chomper's Mother: Chomper didn't hatch from your egg! Your mate switched the egg with the one you laid with another mate of his, and he crushed what was really yours!

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #49 on:** June 28, 2009, 12:19:01 AM

To Cera: "Your Mama must've dropped ya, 'cuz you're butt a** ugly!"

I'd never say that, for she is the opposite.

Noname · **Reply #50 on:** June 28, 2009, 12:19:42 AM

To Mr. Clubtail: You're a big fat, lazy, drunk!

lbt/cty_lover · **Reply #51 on:** June 28, 2009, 10:19:02 AM

To Noname: How could they get drunk? Where is the alcohol?

To the gang: Here is some beer. Now drink it until you die.

Noname · **Reply #52 on:** June 28, 2009, 11:46:48 AM

(they have grapes in the valley, commonly referred to as "sweet-bubbles"; these can be fermented)

Pterano: Flyers are stupid, ugly, and weak!

Amaranthine · **Reply #53 on:** June 28, 2009, 12:45:31 PM

Cera, you sis is a one CUTE baby. She's even cuter and prettier then you!

Noname · **Reply #54 on:** June 28, 2009, 01:22:23 PM

To Chomper: Bite me! I dare you!

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #55 on:** October 02, 2009, 11:37:37 AM

To Ducky: "Gosh, you're so puny. I bet I could hurt ya with this fly swatter."

Ducky: "What is a fly swatter?"

Me (through an evil sadistic grin): "Wanna find out? Take that! And that! And that!"

*Keeps on swatting Ducky*

Ducky: "Ow! Ow! Stop that, please!"

*I don't stop as I keep laughing sadistically

*

Seriously, that would be so messed up :blink:!

Noname · **Reply #56 on:** October 02, 2009, 12:01:14 PM

To Petrie: You laid an egg! This means... AHH! :blink:

Kor · **Reply #57 on:** October 02, 2009, 01:39:20 PM

"Come on Threehorn. We can take on those sharpteeth all by ourselves."

Noname · **Reply #58 on:** October 02, 2009, 03:33:13 PM

Littlefoot: I hope your dad finds another female and forgets about your mom!

Cancerian Tiger · **Reply #59 on:** October 07, 2009, 05:39:03 PM

To Tricia (as I charge at her like she's a football then send her flying): "One! Two! Three! PUNT!"