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The forum will have some maintenance done in the next couple of months. We have also made a decision concerning AI art in the art section.
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May 26, 2009, 12:36:30 PM
Ok, have fun!
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Reply #1 on:
May 26, 2009, 12:37:15 PM
horace you have a piece of ceiling on your head...
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May 26, 2009, 12:41:42 PM
*Horace doing a charades*
Horace: Right, what am I?
Jasper: An idiot...
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Reply #3 on:
May 26, 2009, 12:43:53 PM
You shouldn't have flipped her off Horace, she really slammed the door hard that time..
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May 26, 2009, 01:10:19 PM
Horace: "Were did my glass of water go?"
Do well. Live well. And dress very well.
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Reply #5 on:
May 26, 2009, 01:16:10 PM
H:So when do we start skinning these whelps.
J:After Deal or No Deal its a 10 million dollar special tonight
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Reply #6 on:
May 26, 2009, 01:59:27 PM
Horace: "Wow, Jasper. That woman of yours really has a short fuse."
Jasper: "Well, Horace. If you had talked to my love any ruder, she would've aimed that twelve guage at your head, not the ceiling."
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Reply #7 on:
May 26, 2009, 03:42:31 PM
*The second the ceiling tile falls on Horace's head*
TV announcer: Is your house falling down around you?
Horace: Jasper...the TV people are psychic O-O
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Reply #8 on:
May 26, 2009, 03:43:51 PM
We really need to fix up this dump...
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Reply #9 on:
May 26, 2009, 03:48:21 PM
Quote from: Nick22,May 26 2009 on 02:43 PM
We really need to fix up this dump...
Hey as long as there's no holes the right size for 99 puppies and a cat to sneak through, I don't see the need to rush
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Reply #10 on:
May 26, 2009, 03:49:02 PM
and as long as we have teevee we're all set..
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Reply #11 on:
May 27, 2009, 01:00:40 PM
Horace: "Hey, where's my burger?"
Jasper: "You ate it, fatso, and your derriere is about bigger than this sofa!"
Horace: "Ohhh, I guess you want your spot back?"
Jasper: "Duh!"
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Reply #12 on:
May 27, 2009, 01:15:06 PM
where the pizza? I told you to order it!
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Reply #13 on:
May 27, 2009, 08:35:47 PM
Jasper: Horace...why do you have a piece of the ceiling on your head?
Horace: It's the newest style. It's all the rage Jasper. B)
Jasper:
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Reply #14 on:
May 27, 2009, 08:42:13 PM
What are you looking at you numbskull?
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Reply #15 on:
May 27, 2009, 11:00:33 PM
Jasper: You know...it's been so long since we could afford food that that ceiling tile on your head is starting to resemble a steak
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Reply #16 on:
May 27, 2009, 11:02:38 PM
Horace: Jasper! I told you to fix the ceiling months ago!
Jasper: We didn't have cash then.
Horace: Well, next time, I hope the ceiling tile falls on you for being so cheap!
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Reply #17 on:
May 27, 2009, 11:08:31 PM
Jasper: The puppies did it, I swear I saw them jump right up there
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Reply #18 on:
May 29, 2009, 01:16:50 PM
Better climb uop and put some bracing on the ceiling..
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Reply #19 on:
May 31, 2009, 03:43:49 PM
Jasper: That's the last time I ever throw a puppy through the ceiling.
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