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The Party Room / Re: The Land Before Incorrect Quotes
« on: July 01, 2022, 06:44:05 PM »
Funny thing is, I was just looking at making some incorrect quotes the other day, so I'm glad this topic exists. Here's a couple I came up with.
Grandpa: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Topps: I don't want your advice.
Grandpa: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
--
Littlefoot: I just ended a four year relationship.
Cera: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Littlefoot: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Ducky and Petrie fighting across the room*
--
Saro: Hey, are you free on Friday? Like in the evening?
Grandma: Yeah.
Saro: And you?
Grandpa: Umm... yes?
Saro: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Grandpa: Did he just-
(This is absolutely how they got together don't @ me)
--
Grandma: You are an absolute dork.
Grandpa, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Grandma: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.
--
Etta: Where are your parents?
Littlefoot: What are parents?
Etta: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.
--
Grandpa: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Grandma: That's great, dear. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 50 bloody years!
--
Petrie: Uncle, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Pterano: Well of course I have! You ever tried going mad without power?
Pterano: It's boring.
--
Littlefoot: *screams*
Cera: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Ducky: Should we do something?
Petrie: No, me want to see who win this.
Grandpa: I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Topps: I don't want your advice.
Grandpa: Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
--
Littlefoot: I just ended a four year relationship.
Cera: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
Littlefoot: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.
*Ducky and Petrie fighting across the room*
--
Saro: Hey, are you free on Friday? Like in the evening?
Grandma: Yeah.
Saro: And you?
Grandpa: Umm... yes?
Saro: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Grandpa: Did he just-
(This is absolutely how they got together don't @ me)
--
Grandma: You are an absolute dork.
Grandpa, singing: Yeah, but I'm your dork!
Grandma: *sighs* Yeah, you're my dork.
--
Etta: Where are your parents?
Littlefoot: What are parents?
Etta: That’s just about the saddest thing I ever heard get said.
--
Grandpa: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Grandma: That's great, dear. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 50 bloody years!
--
Petrie: Uncle, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!
Pterano: Well of course I have! You ever tried going mad without power?
Pterano: It's boring.
--
Littlefoot: *screams*
Cera: *screams louder to assert dominance*
Ducky: Should we do something?
Petrie: No, me want to see who win this.