*And now, possibly the most ridiculously lengthy caption I've ever written:*
T. rex: “I’ll take the longneck and threehorn. You can have the spiketail and flyer.”
Giganotosaurus: “Hey! I why do I get the flyer? He’s so small he’ll get stuck in my teeth!”
T. rex: “Hey, I’m letting you have the spiketail! He’s the fattest one!”
Giganotosaurus: “But you get TWO big ones! How is that fair?!”
T. rex: “It’s fair because I’m bigger than you! I need more food!”
Giganotosaurus: “That’s not true! All the dinosaur books say MY kind is larger than yours! I just look smaller because I hunch!”
T. rex: “Oh, please. You’re the same height as me, at best. Maybe you just weigh more because you’re always obsessed with eating the fattest leafeaters you can find!”
Giganotosaurus: “Hey! Are you calling me fat?!”
T. rex: “Is the Bright Circle round? You bet I am, you overstuffed, hunchbacked fat biter!”
Giganotosaurus: “WHY, I OUGHTA . . . ! ! !”
Spike (to rest of gang in his own language): “I dunno about you guys, but I’m getting bored. Can we go find something to eat?”
