Guido and Petrie Caption

Blitz · **on:** November 04, 2010, 06:10:35 PM

I don't think this one has been done yet, here's the pic:

Amaranthine · **Reply #1 on:** November 04, 2010, 06:50:32 PM

NOOpe. It's been done. :-3

Gudio: PETRIE! PETRIE! THE SKY HAD A BABY!
PETRIE! PETRIE! THE SKY HAD A BABY!

Petrie: ....?

Caustizer · **Reply #2 on:** November 04, 2010, 11:42:30 PM

Guido: "I have this voice in my head that tells me to kill people! Is that bad?"

Petrie:

Redtooth101 · **Reply #3 on:** November 05, 2010, 07:43:21 PM

Guido: You gotta hide me man! They think I broke the chair on purpose!

Petrie: Um...

LBTDiclonius · **Reply #4 on:** January 02, 2011, 03:44:27 AM

Guido: I forgot to bring the dip to the party!!!!! What should I do?

Petrie: Uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........

Karmarsi · **Reply #5 on:** January 04, 2011, 12:14:21 AM

Guido: What do you do when you live in a shoe and you ain't got no sole? ( lol Ed :B )

Petrie: ...wut? :blink:

Nick22 · **Reply #6 on:** January 08, 2011, 10:43:56 PM

you are looking at me very funny guido

Kor · **Reply #7 on:** January 08, 2011, 11:24:47 PM

Guido: "It's you, it was you wasn't it?"

Animeboye · **Reply #8 on:** January 23, 2011, 02:12:16 AM

Guido: I just wanna hold you in my arms and never let go!

Petrie: 0_o ...

Allicloud · **Reply #9 on:** February 25, 2011, 01:17:44 PM

Guido: Ah, c'mon Petrie. My breath doesn't smell THAT bad does it?!

LBTLover1 · **Reply #10 on:** December 20, 2011, 10:45:10 PM

Guido: We're going to die Petrie, understand? DIE!!

Petrie: What?

Ptyra · **Reply #11 on:** December 21, 2011, 01:32:22 AM

Meanwhile, in the scary section of the fanfiction library...

PanickyPetrie14 · **Reply #12 on:** December 21, 2011, 07:57:44 PM

Guido: CUPCAKES!
Petrie: huh?
Guido: CUPCAKES!!
Petrie: ???
Guido: CCCCUUUUPPPPCAAAAKKKEESSSS!!!

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #13 on:** December 22, 2011, 08:46:44 PM

Guido: "Petrie, I gotta have my fix, man! Did you bring the stuff?!"

Dr. Curzon · **Reply #14 on:** December 25, 2011, 02:51:37 AM

Guido: PETRIE!!! I'm about to go to the dentist. My appointment is at 3 o' clock! HEEEELP!!!!!!

Ducky123 · **Reply #15 on:** May 06, 2014, 04:46:20 PM

Guido: "Right, let's do it!"
Petrie: "NOOOOOOOO!!! Me no want to..."
Guido: "Petrie, since we both didn't ask any girl to be our dancing partner, we oughtta be partnerless together... This will be over quick anyway, just. a few. minutes. of. pain."
Petrie: "But no step on me feet!"
Guido: "I'll try not to..."
Petrie: "You not helping..."

The next morning, the video somebody took of them dancing got thousands of views on YouDino

I am the Great IB · **Reply #16 on:** May 06, 2014, 08:02:14 PM

Quote

Guido: "Right, let's do it!" Petrie: "NOOOOOOOO!!! Me no want to..." Guido: "Petrie, since we both didn't ask any girl to be our dancing partner, we oughtta be partnerless together... This will be over quick anyway, just. a few. minutes. of. pain." Petrie: "But no step on me feet!" Guido: "I'll try not to..." Petrie: "You not helping..." The next morning, the video somebody took of them dancing got thousands of views on YouDino

(

first laugh I had today

)

Guido:I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!

Petrie:Me no think that possible.

Guido:With our love anythings possible!

Petrie backs away slowly.

rhombus · **Reply #17 on:** May 06, 2014, 10:38:29 PM

Bad fanfiction idea #872: A Land Before Time parody of I Know What You Did Last Summer

Guido: "I swear I didn't mean to do it! Uh... Petrie? Do you think you could help me hide a body?"

Petrie:

Dalekdino · **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2014, 11:25:59 AM

Guido: Petrie tell me, do I have bad breath!?

Petrie: ERM.. Kinda...

rhombus · **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2014, 08:11:18 PM

Quote from: WeirdRaptor,Dec 22 2011 on 07:46 PM

Guido: "Petrie, I gotta have my fix, man! Did you bring the stuff?!"

Petrie: "Don't ask here, Guido. Me no want to be in trouble."

Guido: "Come on man, I'm desperate."

*Petrie looks around*

Petrie: "Go to Ruby's thinking place and tell her that 'The Buzzer' sent you."

Guido: "Thanks, man!" *Flies off*

Petrie: Me really need to get out of the business..."