Ask a Stupid LBT Question,Get a Stupid LBT answer

RainbowFaceProtege · **Reply #1000 on:** May 01, 2020, 03:20:24 PM

He left after he was repulsed by his adopted son's eating habits.

Why doesn't Petrie like flying through sky puffies?

Little Bro · **Reply #1001 on:** May 01, 2020, 03:48:15 PM

He is afraid of a lightning strike. You never know what cloud has electricity saved up for a certain flyer.

Why does Petrie have so many sibling you never get to see?

RainbowFaceProtege · **Reply #1002 on:** May 01, 2020, 03:53:00 PM

Must be the same reason Ducky has so many siblings you hardly ever see.

What happened to Cera's sisters that have literally never been seen since the first movie?

Little Bro · **Reply #1003 on:** May 01, 2020, 03:59:39 PM

Cera booted them out of the nest, because she hated being a little sis.

Where are the Rainbow Faces from?

RainbowFaceProtege · **Reply #1004 on:** May 01, 2020, 04:08:19 PM

Plorgonar. (Anyone who can get that reference without googling is awesome!)

Why do Screech and Thud serve Red Claw?

Little Bro · **Reply #1005 on:** May 01, 2020, 10:07:51 PM

They owe him a life debt, because Redclaw saved their life from Tinysauruses.

Why doesn't anyone have telephones in LBT?

RainbowFaceProtege · **Reply #1006 on:** May 04, 2020, 01:27:13 PM

They never paid their phone bills.

(I think we just took the "stupid" aspect of this game to a whole new level.)

Why does the whole screen sometimes turn red during moments like sharptooth fights?

Sneak · **Reply #1007 on:** May 04, 2020, 01:39:47 PM

It's results of weak sanity meter, like in Amnesia games.
Though saharpteeth in sequels are so hilarious so I don't know why gang meters fear them so much...

How did Red Claw get his scar?

RainbowFaceProtege · **Reply #1008 on:** May 04, 2020, 01:52:40 PM

He ran with scissors.

Why is Wild Arms always so jumpy?

Little Bro · **Reply #1009 on:** May 04, 2020, 03:24:24 PM

He was scarred for life after he had a bad sleep story where he was fearless, and fought a sharptooth, but he lost the fight.

Why does Mr. Threehorn have a bad attitude when it comes to Longnecks?

Goldenwind · **Reply #1010 on:** May 04, 2020, 11:12:31 PM

Mr. Threehorn found Grandpa Longneck always acting like the voice of reason so much he assumed all longnecks tries to do the same.

What would happen if Chomper told Tria and Cera that Mr. Threehorn said he was falling apart because his tooth fell out?

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #1011 on:** May 05, 2020, 12:21:27 PM

Tria would deny Topps any treesweets and Cera would heap more abuse on Chomper.

Why is Petrie so bipolar about bad luck? One minite he doesn’t believe in it, the next he trusts Uncle Pterano’s bad luck stories.

Goldenwind · **Reply #1012 on:** May 05, 2020, 12:24:06 PM

Pterano told him about it during his visit to the valley and Petrie gobbles up everything he says.

Who was that flyer in Movie 7?

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #1013 on:** May 05, 2020, 12:33:07 PM

Pterano, Rinkus or Sierra. Or Rainbowfaces!

Why does Ruby say things twice? “If we go, we will be going.”?

Sneak · **Reply #1014 on:** May 05, 2020, 01:14:59 PM

Her parents are a bot deaf, so she had to repeat everything twice all her childhood.

Why did Russian translators think that Ducky is male?

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #1015 on:** May 05, 2020, 01:38:07 PM

Because the english creators forgot to add девушка (devushka) Ducky.

What was the real reason Rhett told lies about him defeating Sharpteeth?

Little Bro · **Reply #1016 on:** May 05, 2020, 08:23:51 PM

He got hit in the head by a rock, giving himself amnesia, and he thought he did all that. Seeing Chomper made Rhett come to.

Why has Guido never been eaten by a sharptooth? he sleepwalks at night!

RainbowFaceProtege · **Reply #1017 on:** May 05, 2020, 08:28:52 PM

Quote from: Goldenwind on May 05, 2020, 12:24:06 PM

Who was that flyer in Movie 7?

Quote from: Gentle Sharptooth on May 05, 2020, 12:33:07 PM

Pterano, Rinkus or Sierra. Or Rainbowfaces!

(When I was little, I actually toyed with the idea that maybe that mysterious big flyer was another alien.)

Eating feathers feels too weird going down.

Why does Chomper seem more excitable in the TV show than in the movies?

Little Bro · **Reply #1018 on:** May 05, 2020, 11:43:33 PM

He had a sugar rush+caffeine rush+adrenaline rush all rolled into one.

Why does the girl Rainbow Face never tell anything?

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #1019 on:** May 06, 2020, 01:53:11 AM

Because when she speaks worlds explode.

Why does Chomper lose teeth?