Toronto Raptor fail

Ptyra · **on:** September 04, 2010, 01:28:58 AM

I apologize if someone stops breathing from laughing.
If you find yourself laughing hard, I recommend a nice, tall, cold glass of ice water.

Pangaea · **Reply #1 on:** September 04, 2010, 01:44:36 AM

Guy in costume: “When I get out of the hospital…the first thing I’m gonna do is find the guy who came up with the idea that the mascot should wear rollerblades…and put HIM in the hospital!”

Pangaea · **Reply #2 on:** September 16, 2010, 12:06:09 AM

Following his entry into Hell, Barney was sentenced to doing this for all eternity.

Nick22 · **Reply #3 on:** September 16, 2010, 12:30:25 AM

why is betty bop a cheerleader and i'm doing this?

Petrie. · **Reply #4 on:** September 16, 2010, 08:46:52 PM

Help.....me....please! Now. Soon.

(nobody was helpin' the poor guy out!)

Pangaea · **Reply #5 on:** September 17, 2010, 11:30:42 PM

Sharptooth seldom talks about his first job…

WeirdRaptor · **Reply #6 on:** September 20, 2010, 12:05:47 AM

Raptor: "I swear to drunk I'm not God!"

Pangaea · **Reply #7 on:** September 20, 2010, 12:38:07 AM

So that's where they got the idea for the name of Red Claw's second fast biter cohort!

TITANOSAUR · **Reply #8 on:** September 20, 2010, 01:35:29 AM

Raptor: "Oh-ho, Here I come, haha oh, Yeah Here I co---Oh No!!!" *Thud*

metadude1234 · **Reply #9 on:** September 24, 2010, 08:10:29 PM

Guy in suit: Oh noes! *thud*
guy in crowd: i think he just s*** himself?
guy in crowd over the otherside: " "
Referee: " "
Everyone there: " "

Littlefoot505 · **Reply #10 on:** January 27, 2018, 04:11:07 PM

Quote from: Ptyra on Sep 4 2010, 12:28:58 AM

If you find yourself laughing hard, I recommend a nice, tall, cold glass of ice water.

BAD idea!! I would've spit the water all over my laptop and destroyed it. Also, the warranty just expired on it.

rhombus · **Reply #11 on:** January 28, 2018, 12:47:00 AM

Quote from: Pangaea on Sep 19 2010, 11:38:07 PM

So that's where they got the idea for the name of Red Claw's second fast biter cohort!

To this very day Thud does not dare tell his son about how his father earned his pack name.

Sneak · **Reply #12 on:** January 28, 2018, 07:54:41 AM

lol, his tail became sad too. XD

Gentle Sharptooth · **Reply #13 on:** March 08, 2020, 03:34:29 PM

Announcer: In the face!!!’