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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: December 09, 2023, 12:51:55 AM »
"I am big, aren't I?" Kovu chortled as he and Sima moved their rumps in tandem.  Kovu and Kiara were expert dancers back in the Pride Lands, and that was still true out here in space.

"Kopa and Vitani still need lessons," Kiara noted as she watched her big brother and Kovu's sister gradually learn the moves of the dance they were doing.

Zoai and her friends looked excited knowing Ozai agreed to their requests.

"What made you choose the moves you did?" Ollie asked the sumo cat girl and wolf girls.

...................

"The bed must be huge," Po said, thinking how comfortable it has to be.

"Oh indeed," Jing said, "We could probably spend a couple days just lying in bed, doing nothing." Since the newlyweds were pandas, such a prospect sounded exciting to both of them. For now, Jing resumed her kissing frenzy.

.................

Kitty called up Dixie on her cell phone. "I'll be looking at some high priestess robes for my new job," Kitty told her girlfriend. "Would you want to help me decide what design is best?"

"Sure," Dixie replied, and suddenly a familiar voice suddenly appeared on the line.

Tiger let out a godly, bellyful chortle. "One advantage of having a God's Phone? I can enter any mortal call I like," the cat god of Green River and Harvest revealed. "I'm glad I caught both of you, I have some new rules to declare."

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: November 16, 2023, 12:50:50 PM »
Kovu and Sima took their positions for the dance to begin. As a Mawashiian drum beat began playing, they took tandem steps towards each other, heavy steps at that. Sima had given him lessons earlier and now Kovu was able to put it into practice. They each shook that flabby bellies as they got closer and closer together, until said guts were touching.

"You take the lead," Kovu encouraged to Sima in a whisper.

..............

"Ok everyone, we only have a limited window of opportunity to free our friends," Bentley said as he pulled up his powerpoint presentation for the Cooper Gang to watch. "We each have a specific part to play."

"I know some robot birds in need of a Shock Pistol blast," Carmelita noted.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: November 04, 2023, 04:40:52 AM »
"It should we something that reflects my powers....and my hefty nature," Tiger said proudly, patting his gut then snapping his paws, making some fruit grow on the trees in the area the wedding afterparty was happening at.

"The Corpulent Cat God of Harvest?" Kitty suggested next.

................

As Oliver ate more of the food, he was having a realization. "Hey mom, I just noticed.....food's been tasting ever better lately for me, since you told me about my powers."

Panty stopped stuffing her face and smirked at her son. "That's a sign your powers are awakening."

"It is?" the young cat said, surprised.

.............

Sly, Carmelita, Dimitri, and the Panda King followed Bentley to the conference room.

"I'm glad you have some respect for authority, Ringtail," Carmelita chuckled to Sly.

"She looked ready to devour me if we got him hurt," Sly admitted.

..............

"Now this is a traditional Mawashiian dance," Sima explained to Kovu. "We take some heavy steps towards each other at first, kind of like sumo wrestling but in dance form."

Kovu nodded, understanding the steps. "And then we make contact?" he winked seductively.

"You got it, lover boy," Sima replied, shaking her rump.

Kiara clapped her paws together. "Make sure I get the chance to dance with you," she said to Kovu. Kovu in turn gently touched his paws against her face.

"Don't worry, my queen," he said romantically. He still was getting used to fact he was technically a king now, and thus Kiara was his queen. They would be quite the formidable pair.

.............

"They do look good," Jing nodded, drooling. "Do you think we'll have them finished off before we even arrive at the resort?" The Panda King's daughter enjoyed the feeling of the gifted mawashi, and she began smooching her new husband all over his face again.

.............


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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: October 21, 2023, 06:26:43 PM »
"See Po?" Jing smiled between prolonged smooches, "I told you you'd come to like my kisses." She said the latter sentence with utmost passion in her voice. Since the shuttle was on autopilot, neither of the newlyweds had to concentrate on driving.

"Yeah," Po nodded with a blush, liking the new life he was in. "Let's see what the gift from Ozai was," he added, both pandas having a box personalized to them.

................

"Ooh, a Mawashiian dance? What does that entail?" Kiara asked Sima after the two both gave Kovu a kiss.

Sima gave a chortle, and patted both her belly and her behind. "This should be a clue," she winked.

..............

Kovu and Sly met up with the Panda King, Bentley, Dimitri, and Caremlita. "Glad you could make it," Bentley said to Kovu.

"Is it time for the mission briefing?" Kovu figured.

"Yes, and listen carefully, as it requires precise detail," the genius turtle in the Cooper Gang declared.


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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: September 22, 2023, 03:42:40 AM »
"Having moons that look like you?" Tiger said, "I wonder if I could have that one day."

"You're a newer god, you'll start relatively small by standards," Ozai chuckled to the immortal feline. "Start with art, shrines, festivals devoted to you."

Tiger nodded at the advice. "I'll send the message to my chief priestess," he grinned.

...................

Even as Po and Jing were walking down the aisles, Jing couldn't help but give her new husband more kisses. "Get ready for a LIFETIME of this," she smiled in a loving and seductive voice.

"I expected nothing less," Po nodded warmly.

Tai Lung shook the panda couples' paws. "Congratulations Big Guy, and I guess I could start saying Big Gal as well. Welcome to the wonderful world of being wed."

"Trust us, it's a great life," Tigress nodded, rubbing Tai Lung's back. "We can take turns hosting gatherings."

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: September 02, 2023, 08:48:42 PM »
Kovu smirked at the reference to him.

"He is right, big guy," Sima whispered seductively as she and Kiara began rubbing Kovu's belly. It would bring them good luck, he would say.

Oliver sat next to Panty. "Do you go a lot of these events?" he asked his literal goddess mother.

...................

For the next part of the ceremony, Po and Jing would pat their stomachs in a drum rhythm as the seer read off the next bits. They were going perfectly in sync, like the couple they now were. Jing couldn't wait for the knot to be officially tied. "You bet I am," Jing smirked about Po's comment.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: August 27, 2023, 09:17:41 PM »
Kiara nuzzled against Kovu. "This reminds me of our wedding," she said warmly, thinking back on the fond memory.

"Though you and I weren't as big as them at that time," Kovu added with a playful smirk.

Kitty looked down at the wedding program. Short bios of Jing and Po were included inside. Jing's talked about how she was the daughter of the Panda King, a notable thief, former member and the Fiendish Five, and how he and his daughter were present members of the Cooper Gang. Jing's mom Mei Ling was still alive, but somewhere in the galaxy. Po was the son of Li Shan, having been adopted by Mr. Ping, and was the current Dragon Warrior. The program did acknowledge how short of a period of time the pandas knew each other, but everyone felt it added to the romance.

"We got a big party to head to after the ceremony," Kitty told her friends.

Po could see Jing had applied a new shade of lipstick for the wedding. He knew by the ceremony's end his face would be covered in kiss marks, but he was fine with that now.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: August 20, 2023, 11:10:46 PM »
Mr. Ping of course was also one of many restaurateurs who had contributed food for the ceremony. Simply put, even if it had only been the bride and groom eating, a literal TON of gourmet delights would be required. Noodles, dumplings, cakes, and various baked goods had been prepared.

"I'm so proud of you, my daughter," the Panda King smiled warmly to Jing. "Today is the first day of the next chapter in your life. I know Po will make you the happiest you've ever been, and I hope one day your mother will see you the way you are now."

"Thank you father," Jing nodded respectfully. "I've dreamed of this day since I first met Po."

.............

A special section was reserved for divines. Oliver, Tiger, Panty, and Ozai were among the ones who got these special seats.

"Wow......there really are tons of benefits to being a god," Tiger grinned, this being the first event he was invited to as a divine.

"You'll get used to it," Ozai nodded.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: August 09, 2023, 08:30:38 PM »
"Tomorrow, Po and I will be united forever," Jing smiled happily as she drank after the toast. "Thank you all for help with the wedding prep."

"Don't mention it," Viper nodded, "I love a good wedding."

Tai Lung smirked at Tigress. "After all, you helped with ours."

................

None of the opponents Ozai was defeating in the ring felt upset about losing. They all adored their king so much, it was considered an honor to lose to him.

"So where do you girls go to sign up for matches?"  Oliver asked Flash and Zoai.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: August 04, 2023, 06:17:59 PM »
"What can I say?" Kiara smirked with earnest pride in her voice, "I like getting the attention of guys. Hope things are going well in the Amazon for you, Xiro."

"They are," Xiro added.

Just then, another message appeared on Kiara's phone. "Looks like John wants to talk to you next," Kovu chuckled.

Kiara nodded and smiled. "I wonder what my English muffin is up to," she commented.

...............

Tiger changed Kitty back into her normal form, but in a very revealing priestess outfit. "There you go," he smirked with a wink. "The mice have been going around, handing out fliers for my first worship ceremony. Now you can give me some praise," he encouraged Kitty.

..............

As Po lied in bed, he realized this would be the last time he went to sleep as a single panda. The next night, Jing would be in bed with him, and they would be together forever, for the rest of their lives.

"She is a nice gal," Po nodded, a bit tired as he was about to dream of married life.

..................

"I'll take some whiskey," Nick Wilde asked of Kiyo.

"Coming right up," the Mawashiian tanuki bartender nodded.

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Random Role Play / Re: Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: July 30, 2023, 08:57:58 PM »
"You're going to meet the big guy himself, cousin," Belladonna smirked. Annabelle instantly realized what she was implying.

"The devil wants to see me?" she frowned. As a natural hound of heaven, she didn't want to meet the leader of their exact opposite.

The two jumped through the portal to Hell and emerged in the underworld.

...................

Since the Duke had fairly defeated Chanticleer in combat, the rooster and the other farm animals were made his slaves. Edmond was the one who was given the most chores, because the Duke liked picking on him.

The cat took extra precaution when arranging the Duke's sheet music. "Don't want that owl using me as a cushion," he said to himself.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: July 29, 2023, 11:30:35 AM »
Kiyo the Mawashiian tanuki was serving drinks just outside the arena where the charity matches were happening. She was a skilled bartender, able to put together any drink someone could ask for.  "Anyone up for some shots?" she smiled to her customers.

"You want anything?" Jing as Tigress as she pulled up nearby.

"For after we get back to the hotel, maybe," Tigress replied. "You gonna bring Po something to drink?"

"No, we'd have to unlock his room to hand it to him," the Panda King's daughter chuckled.

Kiyo's husband Shoukichi was also lending a hand. He had donated several bottles of wine and sake for the wedding after party. He and Kiyo had received invites to Po and Jing's upcoming wedding as well.

...............

"Wow, it's always incredible to watch King Ozai in the ring," Zoai said, watching the sumo king easily defeat the 100 opponents who had entered at once.

Ollie was still puzzled about something. "You two say you want to be defeated by him? I mean it's obvious you'll probably lose, but to want to lose?"

"It's an honor to be defeated in the ring by the almighty," Zoai explained to the other cat.

.................

"Either way, we plan to cuddle with you much more often now," Sima purred romantically, giving Kovu a few kisses on his paw and his face. "Hope you ordered a lot of food, by the way."

"Of course I did," Kovu winked, "2 of the 3 of us have literal sumo appetites, and I know Kiara appreciates a big meal as well."

Kiara nodded and licked her lips. "I love watching you eat, Kovu," the Pride Land Princess said. "You look especially handsome when doing so."

..................

As Tiger relaxed upon Kitty's cushion form, he suddenly said "More."

"More what?" Kitty replied.

"More praise, more adoration. I like hearing it from you," Tiger smiled gently.

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Starday Wishes / Re: Happy Birthday CT!
« on: July 16, 2023, 08:50:48 PM »
Happy Birthday!   :ChomperPOG

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: July 15, 2023, 06:44:29 PM »
What Jing and the others were telling Po was only half-true. They were installing security features into Po's room, yes, but they were also making sure that before the wedding, Po would not be able to slip away. Sure he had come around to finally caring and loving Jing in return, but all of Po's friends agreed that they just had to be sure he didn't get any last second cold feet.

"There we go," Tai Lung smirked as he adjusted the last of the installations. He sent Jing a text message.

"Thanks for doing that, he can't slip away now," Jing replied to Tai Lung's message as she set the game up.

....................

Several sumos were eager at the chance to wrestle against Ozai. None of them thought they could actually beat the king, far from it. It was the exact opposite-they not only expected to lose, but wanted to lose to Ozai. When they were defeated in the ring by the sumo king, they became part of Ozai's sacred win count.

100 sumos of various species went in to the ring. Being a charity event, there were a lot less rules than a proper tournament. "100 at a time? This'll be fun," Ozai smiled in confidence.

.................

Tiger sat down upon the transformed Kitty. "You're really comfy," he complimented of her, as his whole weight covered her form. It was a new experience for Kitty, especially now that Tiger was a god.

"This feels.....oddly nice," Kitty admitted, as Tiger adjusted his position on her.

...................

Kovu sent Kiara a text. "Where should I meet you two for dinner?" he asked in it,

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Random Role Play / Re: Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: July 12, 2023, 11:02:48 PM »
Kovu called his father/namesake to give him an update on the statue's progress.

"Yes Kovu?" Zira asked, answering the call.

"Ah, mother, hello. Is father around? I wanted to update him on the progress of his statue. I hired the best workers in the Pride Lands to make sure it is to the upmost perfection in statue standards," Kovu said proudly.

"He's right here," Zira smiled, handing the phone to Scar.

............

"Say, you're a local, just how rich is Onca?" Arlene asked. "He spends small fortunes like they are pocket change."

"Because they are, to him," chuckled a male panther guard. "Prince Onca is one of the 4 richest people in the world."

"Wow...." Oliver smiled, impressed. Onca's wealth was high to an unimaginable level for most people, heck most rich people.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: July 09, 2023, 10:53:30 AM »
Over at Po's party, Tai Lung and the others had a plan for the big guy about what to do once the party was over. They were happy Po had finally come to accept Jing into his life, they just didn't want to take any chances.

"We'll lock him inside," Wandering Blade whispered to Tai Lung.

"Agreed," Ta Lung affirmed.

"This is so awesome!" Po grinned, still watching the fight in the ring.

....................

"Are you gonna bump Po with that thing?" Viper chuckled.

Jing replied matter-of-factly. "Actually, yes. I take it this is the first panda wedding either of you have attended, right? There are some rituals during the ceremony that make use of our size," she patted her belly with pride. "And I'm not just talking about the buffet at the afterparty."

...............

"Say, I don't think I asked this, but what's your favorite color, Kiara? We could pick outfits out in our favorites," Sima suggested, as the Mawashiian lioness eyed the shelves.

"Blue and emerald-green," Kiara replied. "The latter being the color of Kovu's eyes." Oh how she smiled at the thought of her mate's lovely eyes.

Sima smirked at that. "He IS eye candy," she affirmed.

.................

Tiger held the still fattened Kitty close to him. "How about you and I take some time off after the ceremony?" he offered Kitty. "Plus you can work out how to be my chief priestess more."

"Thanks Tiger," Kitty said appreciatively, "I'd like that."

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: June 28, 2023, 11:22:22 PM »
"Just how many sumo moves does Ozai know?" Ollie asked Flash and Zoai, "If he's the master of the sport he surely must know a lot."

"Oh, he does...." Zoai smirked slyly.

Ollie raised an eyebrow. "Then how many?" he wanted to know.

...............

"Kovu's still number one in my heart, and he always will be, but I do like me the guys," Kiara winked to Sima.

"Speaking of Kovu, where should we get together for dinner with him?" the Mawashiian lioness smirked.

......................

Tiger patted Kitty's bloated stomach. "How about you and I spend more time together? I am a god now, I literally have all the time in the world, and you are my chief priestess."

Kitty playfully rolled her eyes. "Not like I'm going anywhere in this state by myself. Sure thing, my big, godly guy."

Tiger chortled, and his belly flab rolls shook with each laugh. "There's the spirit!"

..................

As Ozai was preparing for his first bout at the charity event, several of his followers were bowing to him and asking him to sign their merchandise.

"How many wins do you hope to add to your Sacred Win Counter today?" a Mawashiian reporter, a sumo zebra, asked of their king.

Shifu, as Ozai's main vizier, was keeping track of the records and had a spot in the VIP box.

.................

"You gals are so funny," Jing laughed, amused at the makeshift fashion show. "Though you can't wear Viper at the wedding tomorrow," she added with a giggle.

Viper tapped Jing's shoulder with the tip of her tale. "You and Po are gonna have a great life together, you're perfect fits for each other," she assured.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: June 11, 2023, 06:14:27 PM »
"Thanks mom," Oliver smiled to Arlene as they went inside. "I can't wait to show my friends my new powers!"

Arlene could only give an amused look to her son. "I'm sure they'll be impressed by your sharp teeth," she commended.

"Oh they will," Oliver smirked, showing off said sharper teeth.

....................

"Say, since this is the first panda wedding I'll be attending," Viper said at Jing's bachelorette party, "Are they any panda-specific rituals that will get performed at the ceremony?"

The daughter of the Panda King recalled what her father said about his and her mother's wedding. "Well, besides just a kiss, couples also share a belly bump," Jing recalled.

"And perhaps some couples' hill-rolling?" Tigress figured, remembering her stay at the panda village.

"You got it," confirmed Jing, "I can't wait for me and Po to roll together a ball of flabby love....."

......................

Indeed, Kiara thankfully had some napkins in our purse. "Of course, Kovu probably would've enjoyed cleaning this off of us at dinner time, but we shouldn't walk around the Spire covered in this," she chortled.

"He's earned having his own throne," Sima nodded, "He's plenty attractive, and after the wedding tomorrow he'll be on a heroic rescue mission." She clasped her paws together. "Mighty Ozai, give Kovu the strength to save the day."

The Pride Lander Queen did remember some prior timing. "He was rescued on the day you prayed for his safe return," Kiara noted.

........................

"Wait, but I thought the movies we're watching today are new Ozai films," Ollie said, confused, "How is there another new one coming just days later?"

Zoai and Flash laughed lightly, they new about how often these things got released.

........................

Kitty looked at her still-massive form from Frenchfry's food. "So, do you think we'll be able to get me a chief priestess attire at my current size?" she asked, her stomach squishy like blobs of jello.

"Of course," Tiger promised, "Cat fashion stores know to have everything in XXXXXXXL size if need be. Say, were you alone in that alien's stomach?"

"No, there were others in there.....it's bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside," Kitty explained.

Tiger hmmmmed. "Maybe I can do something about that," he suggested, resting his head against Kitty. "But first, the ceremony!"

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Random Role Play / Re: Adventures In ToonWorld
« on: June 10, 2023, 10:25:25 PM »
"Say cousin," Belladonna smirked, "Don't worry, it's nothing big, but I have a request of you."

"What kind of request?" Annabelle replied, suspiciously.

"Could you deliver some very, VERY spicy food? An....acquaintance of mine likes it hot."

Annabelle looked over the order that was being placed. "Ghost peppers? Who could tolerate eating something so scalding hot like.....wait, you don't mean....HIM?"

Belladonna grinned a devious grin. "Oh yes, dear cousin. The big guy himself. I said you were quite efficient with orders, too."

....................

Danny could only smile being with Sawyer again. "It's good to be by your side, and this Louie guy can't be too bad."

The starlet cat playfully rolled her eyes. "Hope you like bananas, Danny, it's the food he mainly provides us all."

"Louie is very generous and giving," Berry smiled happily.

..............

Arlene blew on the garlic bread to manage the temperature. "Make some for Oliver too," she reminded.

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Random Role Play / Re: Insane Cafe 4: The Insane Frontier
« on: May 28, 2023, 05:49:02 PM »
"You know, if I eat enough, maybe I can surpass you in weight one day," Kiara said. "I wouldn't mind some sumo training from you, honestly. Between that and my gymnastics, I can be very mobile."

"Well, the post-wedding feast tomorrow will have tons of food, you could start there," Sima winked in reply. "And I'd add to that.....we're lucky to have Kovu. He's big, handsome, fat, smart, and kind, everything you'd want in a guy," she felt her own fat folds as she thought of him.

.............

"My first hunt went really well, mom," Oliver said as he and Arlene walked around the shops. Arlene wanted to get her son a reward for his first successful hunt. "Turns out eating people whole is really tasty...and fun."

Arlene smiled, she could tell Oliver was picking up some traits from Panty.

....................

"You'll probably want to take a bath before the wedding, big guy, but don't add to the mess you'll have to clean," Tai Lung told Po.

"Hey, Tai Lung," the Dragon Warrior replied, "It's ok that you went and married Tigress. I can't say I blame you for taking the chance while I was......occupied. But Jing has proven to be really awesome, so the 4 of us can double date."

"We'd like that," Tai Lung affirmed.

.................

"And I take it Jing will be sitting the mission out?" Kovu figured to the Cooper Gang.

Carmelita and Sly nodded. "She's so happy to be with Po, we figured we'll just let them enjoy their honeymoon and not worry about the mission," Sly said.

"The Guru, Penelope, and Murray need us to save them," Carmelita continued, "Hopefully Bentley's De-mind control device is in its final phases."

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