You know, I love horror movies. I really do. I have seen all kinds of horror. Psychological horror, sci-fi horror, slasher films, you name it I seen it. And yet most of these have not had much of an affect on me as one The Human Centipede has. When I first saw the trailer for this film, I thought "There's no way this thing is real. It's gotta be fake." But then I googled the name of the movie and to my surprise, IT WAS A REAL FILM! It was then that I was officially freaked out. I'm surprised I didn't have nightmares afterward.
This movie...no, this THING is so disgusting. There are lines in film that are not meant to be crossed. This movie didn't cross those lines, oh no no no. It ran over the lines, shot them in the head, tore out their intestines and then played jump rope with the intestines. THAT'S what this film did. The idea is that these two girls are on a trip in Germany, their tire gets a flat(Y'know like any horror film out there) so they find this house owned by this crazy surgeon who has also kidnapped a Japanese guy for his crazy (and really screwed up) experiment. So how he does he turn them into a centipede? He STITCHES them ass to mouth. Honestly I wish I was joking. You have no idea how much I wish I was joking.
Apparently the director consulted a real life surgeon(who ironically plays the psycho doctor in this) to see if it was possible to make a human centipede and apparently it is! Maybe that's why I feel so sick thinking about this movie. Either way the director is a sick **** and needs serious help. Especially for asking a real surgeon "Hey, is it possible to make a human centipede?" I just want to know who would enjoy this? I can't see anyone paying to see something like this in the theatre.
If you guys want to see the trailer, then type in human centipede on Youtube. I just...I just can't bring myself to watch even a second of this trailer again. I need to play some Grand Theft Auto to forget about this.