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The forum will have some maintenance done in the next couple of months. We have also made a decision concerning AI art in the art section.
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Reply #20 on:
May 01, 2010, 01:23:07 AM
Quote from: Ptyra,May 1 2010 on 12:07 AM
"Duuude, I think I had too many root beers."
That happens to me sometimes.
“I had no idea koalas could punch that hard!”
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Reply #21 on:
May 01, 2010, 02:06:45 AM
How to cook your Kangaroo:
Step One: Knock out with baseball bat.
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The game is on; so let's play!
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Reply #22 on:
May 01, 2010, 05:18:37 AM
Poor Skippy...never saw that boomerang coming...tis a shame
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Reply #23 on:
May 01, 2010, 09:47:51 AM
"Hopping around all day is not as easy as it looks."
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Reply #24 on:
May 02, 2010, 12:18:51 AM
Hehe, this image would be great for a motivational poster on hangovers
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Will this picture of Priscilla, smashed and out cold, make it to her Facebook profile? Let's hope not
!
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Reply #25 on:
May 02, 2010, 01:28:40 AM
“Ow...Okay...I guess I’m not a tree kangaroo after all...”
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Reply #26 on:
May 02, 2010, 01:56:09 AM
What happens when kangaroos drink and hop.
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Reply #27 on:
May 02, 2010, 02:07:57 AM
What roos do when the time of the day is to hot to hop.
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Reply #28 on:
May 02, 2010, 04:55:16 AM
Begging for a belly rub? =3
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Reply #29 on:
May 02, 2010, 05:14:00 AM
Another victim of the banana peel.
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Reply #30 on:
May 03, 2010, 10:12:40 PM
“I hate Mondays...”
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Reply #31 on:
May 26, 2010, 01:46:54 AM
“Note to self: The next time someone shouts Ć«WRECKING BALL!!!’, duck, don’t turn and look.”
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Reply #32 on:
May 26, 2010, 03:50:21 AM
Driver: "Eh, he might be a little bruised, but might as well just strap him to the hood and take him home."
"All you have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to you." -Gandalf
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Reply #33 on:
May 27, 2010, 01:25:58 AM
"Ahhhh, now THIS is the life. Eat, sleep, and...er...em, what was that last one? Oh, never mind. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."
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Reply #34 on:
May 27, 2010, 01:33:56 AM
Duuuuuu~de! You look, like...so weird upside down...
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Reply #35 on:
May 27, 2010, 05:10:37 AM
“Who’s the genius who installed that automatic door to open
OUT
wards?!”
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Reply #36 on:
May 27, 2010, 07:33:49 AM
"I'm exhausted from escaping from those crazy tourists. And they call us animals wild."
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Reply #37 on:
May 28, 2010, 06:08:56 AM
“Dang repossessors . . . took my tanning bed.” <_<
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Reply #38 on:
May 30, 2010, 05:21:01 AM
50 bystanders passed that poor kangaroo by, thinking one of them would help it. By the time someone responded, it was too late. :blink:
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Reply #39 on:
June 26, 2010, 11:07:32 PM
Kangaroo: “Hey, you! Yeah, you, the swallow up there in the sky carrying a coconut! You’re a five-ounce bird and that’s a one-pound nut! Don’t you know you’re defying the laws of physics?! Drop it right now!”
*BONK!*
Kangaroo: “Damn you, Isaac Newton . . .”
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